01x48 - Mr. Popular's Rules of Cool

[bunniefuu]

And now I tell you something. All

right, people, here he is, Mr.

Hey, kids! Hey, Mr. Popular looks at

what it takes to be cool. Any questions?

Mr. Popular, what is that question cool?

Well, what can happen?He reads poetry and

dresses according to his own taste. Phew!

What, like from back in school or

something?Let's go in for a closer look.

This guy has trouble checking up with the

latest trends. Hey, g*ng, let's do the

hustle. At the pace with the whole way he

hits. Uh,

how about shake your booty?Shake, shake.

Can't shake, shake.

Shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.

Pathetic, isn't it?Another victim of

terminal nerdosity. But wait, there's

help. Huh

Buster is to our lucky contestant, what

he needs. But this up the

pages, Mr. Popular's guides are being

cool. Also available in paperback.

And if you send for our course, you'll

receive this three-page book. These 42

long-playing cassettes, just town. This

towering book, a bottle of health seeds,

guaranteedand grow hair.

Hold on, Kit, quit hugging the camera.

And buy real estate, whether you want to

or not because you need it. You know,

people always come up to us and say,

Buster and Bev, how can I learn to be so

cool?Buster and Bev, how can I learn to

be cool?And we always tell them, Go away,

you complete social out there! Yeah, go

away, you complete... I mean, we

always say, You need Mr. Popular's cord.

Just follow my three-step hasten. Step

one, throw away that mobile poetry book.

Step two, mix that with a loop off the

back of your shirt. And step three...

Rock out for step three!

Remember, coolness is all in the

attitude. What would happen is that fool

of thief who didn't take our course.

Hi, you spook. Wait a second.

You do not look like a cool dude. You

must prove your coolness to get into the

cool club.

Go get it, Mr. Cool. No, bleed.

Don't worry, Hampton. Just remember,

attitude.

Well, Habto, kids, what do you have to

say about my course?Can I do, though?

Not before the final step to ultimate

cools. Correctamundo! How

can you do we with cools that listen to

their own music?Barry Manilow?What

weapon?Way nothing! Sam Fear!

My records! How did you get some?Give me

back my records! Oh, you won't be needing

these now that you're a cool dude! But I

don't want to be cool, dude. Okay... Howdo

you want cool feet?Well, I'm power will

teach me. Like get down your back at

yourself or something.

Hey, wait a minute! We're the coolest

experts! Well,

Becko's another one of Mr. Popular's

brilliant ideas. What do you know about

being cool anyway?Me?Me

You wouldn't know cool if Jack Frost fix

you! Oh, yeah?Yeah

You know what?Well, maybe we're not so

cool. You might be right, but I know how

we can get cool!

He sure is the coolest! That's why they

call him cool, and she did!

A picnic you shall never see, a picnic

acts as cool as me. I'm nerdy, I'm

worthy, I've never done it nerdy, I'm

cool!

Dear Rock, Mr. Popular says, ready to

answer more questions about being cool.

Who's got a problem?Hey, uh, Mr. Popular,

what if you've got a really favorite TV

show and you watch it every day, and you

dress like the character on the show, and

you spend every dollar you have on toys

and dolls and t-shirts from the show?Oh,

would that be cool?Are you granddad?

A cool person would find better things to

spend their money on a bunch of cheesy

toys. Then I guess I'll have to return

all this Mr. Popular merchandise.

You fell. Uh..

Say, it's time for another cartoon!

Here goes my Christmas bonus.

Welcome back to Immature Radioactive

Samurai Slugs.

We're immature radioactive samurai slugs.

We love the trash crib and all the silent

dice pugs. We're totally radical,

nardy news. Cowabunga homeboy

you're happened to lose. Our large

enemies want to desire you guys. But it

can't be us 'cause we're heard tonight.

Destroy them. Cut

off! It cost him! Wa-ha! Wrong way! I

love Moses! So give back with you 'tis

the end of my rhyme! It shows on a

star and it slides inside! Yeah, all

right! Hey, tell him about that! Hey! Uh,

do you watch this show often?Watch it?

I'm great of the Immature Radioactive

Samurai Slug Stan Club! Look at the neat

stuff I bought from him! A Samurai Slug

t-shirt, case ball cap, and a two-way

wrist slug! Gee, uh, what was it doing?

Nothing! But it only cost $19.95?Oh ohh

boy, if I could only

be a samurai slug! Now you can

own your very own samurai slug costume

made out of rugged paper mache! Be the

first rad kid on your block, be dressed

like a slimy wh*re-like mollusk! Just

send $29.95 to drooling Fanboy

Productions today! Did you hear that?It's

just what we need to be real, Samurai

Slug! What, you have any money?No, I'm

brother. Hey, why don't we become

Samurais the way the Slugs did on TV?

Why, sure! Why didn't I pick a nut before?

Oh, still! Unless you want to become a

pin person! Gee, Clerky, these costumes

don't look much like the real ones.

'Cause you're not wearing the Samurai

mask! Hey! I can't

see a thing!Wait a second, I'll tighten

it.

Now all you need is a proper smear.

Oh, this. Just

perfect.

Someone's in swivel. Ready to rumble, Sir

Wynn Williams?Uh, bumpkin hella,

Zero Side. Quick, for the

slutmobile!

k*ll outrage the plot here!

Yeah, that's liberal! Or is that

radical?Get out of here,

you

Chill out! Get a life!

Go for it!

In here!

I think we should come out

now. For the Samurai Sloth, action

spectacular!

What are we going to do?Wow, it's final!

Oh no!

The samurai slugs, my arch

enemies! No! I'm all wrong,

pal. We're not real samurai slugs.

We're just pretending. Yeah, I'm pretty a

pig. Very funny.

And I'm not really the Eye of Dizer.

My friends call me Sonky Gate

Sitter.

Let's get out of these chutes. Oh,

where's the zipper on these things?Zipper?

Darn it, I knew I forgot something. I'm

back

here! No slug escapes the ionizer! I

tell you,

the captain will die! Destroy you!

I think we lost them. I think we've

lost ourselves. Where are we?

Now I will destroy you.

This looks like the end. Who could

possibly save us now?We

could... Huh

Yes! Oh, no! Don't miss them! Please

don't make me crawly things! Look! It's

Sergeant Gross and his c*ck's

handles! Uh Sound off, you

maggots! Captain Hookworm and Long

John Silverfish! Superfly!

Don't Beatle Bagley!

Our Team Late! Dildy, dildy,

dildy!And look! The lowest

slice form of all! A DD

executive! I just don't know until I see

the ratings.

YAAAAARS!!!!!!!!!!! Huh.. Raid Drake...

Now where was I... Oh yeah!

DESIRE YOU!

Oh, darn it! We're out of salt lick!

For those of you raised in the city, a

salt lick is a large lock of salt that

animals lick to replenish body minerals

and avoid dehydration. Ahem!

Like I said, we're out of

salt lick! Hi, Art. There's one right

over there.

Hey, get away! Stop that! Leave

me alone, Bill! Get away from me!

I never want to go through that again.

But I did wear the valuable borrow. Uh,

sure! I know! A slug in the hand is worth

two in the bush! Or maybe

lead sleeping slugs lie! A

rolling slug gathers no boss! A

gathers no boss! Actually,

the borrow is... just say no to

slugs.

Any more questions about what it takes

you to be cool?I know what's cool! Let's

step rabbit over the mantle!

Na na na na na... Are these rabbits out

this year, sport?They are! It's pelt.

It's passe. All the hiphunters have their

sights on gear now. Gear?

Yep. And this specimen here looks more

than willing. Willing, that is,

to teach the uncool a thing or two about

game hunting.

Hey there, Nature Boy. Out for a sniffle,

Fresh Mountain Air?No way! I'm gonna

sh**t you some deer!

Someone's gonna have to ice this goober,

and since Bambi's on vacation, it looks

like it's gonna have to be me.

Hey, Daniel BoobWhat's this you got?I'm

gonna sh**t me a deer. You think you'll

find any?They're pretty clever. Yeah,

but I'm smarter and I've got sharp eyes.

You know, the other weapon creatures are

too gentle to bother this guy. Good thing

for them I'm around. Look!

They're here! Where?

Here! He went behind these bushes. Here!

He went under here.

He went in here. Quick before he gets

away. Here, I'll hold

that back.

Wait a minute! You're a deer! You gotta

switch your

lip! I'll help the other animals

appreciate what I'm doing to them. I'm

gonna pass you with my r*fle!

Our lesson today, kids, never play with

g*ns. Hey! That's an expensive

r*fle! It's a Deermaster Sure Shot



No fair! I want my r*fle!

Let's flip forward.

Perhaps I should move. Who then willlaugh?

Heads, you lose.

Fortunately, I'm a resourceful woodsman.

Why, check it out. The nice, juicy steak.

Normally, I'm a vegetarian, but if you

insist, I'll cheat just this once.

Give me that back!Perhaps I should

quickly move.

Oh, no. What have I done?

Don't worry, little dude. I'll save you.

I'll tell you. Don't worry.

Now, how did that anvil get in there?

I like him. He's silly.

Okay, I know you're here somewhere. It's

just you and me, understand?And a lot of

us aren't gonna leave this fart in one

piece! Hey, you're it!

Okay, dude, you got me. You are bad

square. I'll go quiet. Hey, what's that

sign say?Dear game. So that's where all

the deer are hiding. Looks like I hit the

jackpot. No! That's my family in

there! Step aside! I'm gonna take home a

whole mess of deer! You poor,

pitiful forest creature! You thought you

could outwit me?

I may be a poor, pitiful forest creature.

But mama didn't raise no fools.