01x53 - The Acme Home Shopping Show

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And now I song you something...

Hi, and good afternoon!

And welcome to... The At-Te-Home Shelfing

Show!

We're good parking our only toll-free

car with our credit card number away.

Let's take a look at our first item of

this afternoon. It's our Acme Jackson

Paula's Paint by Numbers kit. It's

yourself as you paint by numbers. The

expression is six way.

Oh, it's like we've got a caller!

Hidey-ey! Hello, I'm Plucky

Duck, and I'm a first-time caller.

So, you ordered our acne jacks to pull a

tape by Robert's kid. Sure did!

Plucky Hidey, let me give you a home,

'kay?Uh, uh, sure.

It's an art!

To always understand art, we must become

active participants. Yes, sir!

You must explore the various styles of

fascistic expression.

There's romanticism...

and realism.

Wheelism!

Uh, I haven't decided what is a my ism

yet. Well, I suggest you decide. Your

projects ought to be shown in the school

exhibition tomorrow. No, Schweff!

How hard should an art project be?I

certainly need some inspiration. And

what's more inspiring than

television?

Oh, what do you know?It works?Hmm

Almost looks like a...

painting.

First prize goes to... Bucky Duck, who

is painting entitled Bucky Duck's

Wirriest Art Project.

Geez, Bucky has real artistic powers.

Go to funk it.

Hello, I'm Dan Dogma, Art Decor

Artist Neat Magazine. I find you

fascinating. Sucks, it's nothing really.

Well, our magazine would love to have a

every shelling of your paintings, I'm

sure they'd sell. Oh, I don't... sell?

Add him money,

I must have that painting. It matches my

classity.

So I'm plucky. Call me pluck. It's more

artistic, if you know what I mean. And

how could you?

Plus, you should leave the pause button

on. It'll drain the batteries.

Time to get new meaning to the frame.

Portrait artist, doesn't it?You got that

right. Hi! Hidey

hi, and welcome back to the Acme Home

Shopping Show. Bustier Bunny here,

wearing our very own Acme Home Shopping

Fly Boy Beanie. With these

simple controls, you can fly left. Fly!

Uh..

Do loopsy loose!

And now for something completely

different.

If you go down in the whiskey day, you're

sure of a big surprise. If you go down in

the whiskey day, you better go in your

star. But everywhere, everywhere,

there was each other there for certain

because today's the day that teddy bears

have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears.

The little teddy bears are having a

lovely time today.

Get them all the way And see them do

things for the day

See them gaily get about

They love to play and shout They never

have any flares At

six o'clock their mommies and dads We'll

take them home to bed Because they're

tired little teddy

bears

Greedy, greedy, paw.

No, Henry.

Why don't this snap back, find us a

table. Ooh, yes, paw,

right anyway. I'm being helpful.

Pa told me to get a table. Oh, he

did, did he?

All Bruins on your marks for the

Father-Cub Sack Race! I don't

wanna be in a sack race! Grow

Henry, you'll break Junior's heart!

Ohh I don't wanna do that!

At least find me a smaller sack!

Yes, dear.

Oh, Joy, the Zack race!

Paul and I will have so much fun! Paul,

Paul, where are you?The race is

about to start! Yes!

Funny, I hear you nearby, but I

cannot see you! Ready...

Get set...

Go!

Oh, this paw can only see me now!

I did it, paw! I did it!

Oh, I wish my paw could be here to

sharethis tender moment.

Ohh Gus, what's this furry pudding doing

in my sack?

Oh, goody, goody. Make make.

Andrew?

All bears, take your places for the

three-legged race.

One, two, three!

Three-legged race time par, all still.

I hate the next.

Everybody there who's been good is sure

of a treat today. There's lots of

marvelous things to eat and wonderful

games to play. Help me

back my sandwich.

Save me, huh Save me! Do not fear,

paw! I will not let no one

harm you!

At six o'clock their mommies and daddies

will take their mom to bed because

they're tired little teddy bears. Because

they're tired little

teddy bears.

Oh boy, oh boy! Next week,

Pa's taking me hang gliding!

Welcome back to the Acme Home Shopping

Show! We've got a fun, fun item here!

It's a book. A nice, safe

book. Ooh Look what is on

here! Hi! Hello! I'm Amira

and I have a repeater.

Hello, Amira. I want the Cube

Bandage Bunny. I'm not

Michelle! How about a book?No, I want

you.

How about we take a look at I'm the

Teenage Bunny Sitter.

No way! No way!

Box Bunny is 50?

Oh, not a motor Harriet. I'm baby!

My mom wants me to earn my money.

Can you believe it?I'll call you from

there. Bye.

Unbelievable.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Water.

Duncan is in his room. We won't be late.

We're going to the movies. While I sit

here and give up a precious chunk of our

valuable youth.

Time to check out the bridge.

Harriet! Hi!

No way!

Hello. Hello, Duncan. No way!

Whatcha doing?I'm performing brain

surgery. Sorry, Harriet.

I'm hungry. Here,

say that again. I want mashed

potatoes. Duncan, I'm on the

phone. All

I want is mashed potatoes.

Let me call you back, Harriet. Okay,

kiddo, come on. Okey-doke.

Mash the panels!

Well, there you go, Vilbrim.

Make it into a person.

Duncan, I can't do that.

I always does. Okay,

okay

There you go, one Mashed Potato Man.

He's bald. It's

a Sinead O'Cutter Mashed Potato Man,

all right?Mario always gives

Mashed Potato Man spaghetti hair.

Mashed Potato Man is spaghetti hair.

I love this job!

There, now eat.

If I eat him, you don't.

Excuse me a minute.

What's your favorite kind of dinosaur?

Tymannosaurus Rex. And what could a

Tyrannosaurus Rex do to a mashed potato

man?

Uh-oh! It's eight o'clock. You know what

that means. Time to go down to the table

and build some power tools?Nope, it's

bedtime. Ohh Tell

me a really scary story. Tell

me a scary story. What about a

beauty monster?You gotta go with the

command performance.

Once long ago, there was a little boy,

Bunny, walking through a cemetery at

Meadnow. A headless, mutant

monster popped up. Yes! A

headless mutant monster popped up and

said, Little bunnies are my favorite

food!

The little bunny ran away?Yes! He

ran and he ran, and took that he was

about to leave the pedipary. A headless

monster popped up.

And the headless monster told the little

bunny that if he ever went to sleep, the

headless monster would have. Eat him up!

That was

scary. Can I get out?

Duncan! Duncan!Duncan! That

was too scary.

Aw, I'm really sorry I scared you too.

We're home, babs. I hope Duncan didn't

give you too much trouble. No way! Noway!

No way!