01x56 - Son of the Wacko World of Sports

[bunniefuu]

And now I song you song.

It looked extremely rocky for the Acme

Nines that day.

Ohh Well, the scores of 2 to 4,

the spontaneity left to play.

Survival team from Perfecto hadn't given

up a

hit. Stew like what?But the underdogs

from Akimu were not about to quit.

Oh, wow! The old ball g*ng seemed dull

but long as Manager Foghorn

smashed. We'd still not say

we'd still be these busslingers if Buster

wear it back. Hidden, that is.

But Fifi deleted Buster, and she was

far from great. She had not known for her

debates since 1988! My dear, I just

saw you.

Zweigy was the next to back. Though she

wasn't very tall, the pitcher threw a

wicked curve. But the umpire shouted,

Ahh!

Ahchoo!

Au twee!

ohh Then

from the clad in multitude went up a

joyous gale.

It crumbled in the mountain top. It

rattled in the gale. It struck upon

the hillside and rebounded on the flat.

Poor Buster, Mighty Buster was

advancing to the bat.

No flash ba*ls! You'll hurt his batting

line! You're here just to Arce, just in

time, boy! Go up there and swing for the

faces! Ah, just a minute, coach. Before I

do anything, we have got to renegotiate

my contract. Ren-- Arce,

renegotiate! My agent, Plucky

Bizar, will handle the details. My client

has a brief list of demands.



for every double, 10% of the parking

receipts, a candy bar in that room. Just

sign on the dotted line, coach. Okay,

when do you want to pick up my first

phone?Hey, you

see all those punctuation marks. I'll

give you a million dollars to endorse my

sneakers, Buster. I'll give you 2 million

to wear my athletic shoes! I'll give you



deal.

Confidentially, I usually wear plats.

Hey, Batboy!

There was ease in Buster's manner as he

stepped into his place. There was pride

in Buster's caring and a smile on

Buster's face. On the

mound, the rising pitcher round the ball

into his hip. Defiance glared in

Buster's eyes. A seer curled

Buster's lip, and now the leather-covered

spheroid came hurtling through the air,

and Buster's good watching it in hockey

grandeur there. close by the dirty fat

men, the fall I beat it.

Said Buster, Steel white one,

the umpire said. k*ll! Help the

umpire! How did someone in the stands,

and it's likely they'd have k*lled him.

Had not Buster raised his hand, with a

smile of wholesome charity, Buster

silenced the prompt. He filled the rising

tumble. He moved the game along. Hold

on. He signaled to the pitcher,

and once more the steroids flew.

Hello, really?Well, so we don't bounce

and buy the cheese. But Buster Hookdom

ignored it, and the Empire said,

Steel went too!

Tron! Tron! cried the Maddened Falcon,

and the echo answered, Tron! Tron!

Guess who is it?Not

Hud, Tron! You mutant dormant!

But one shornful look from Buster, and

the audience was pawed. Ohh

They saw his face grow stern and cold.

They saw his muscles crane, and they knew

that Buster wouldn't let the ball go by

again. The sneer is gone from

Buster's lips. His teeth are clenched

in a hate. He pounds with cool

hangings hid back upon the plate.

And now the pitcher holds the ball, and

now he lets it go. And

now the air is shattered by the horns of

mustards glow.

Oh, somewhere in this sabered land,

the sun is shining bright. The

band is playing somewhere, and

somewhere hearts are light. And

somewhere men are laughing. Then

somewhere, children shout, But there's no

joy in Acme Achors. Mighty

Buster has... He's

a whole run!

Hey! That's not the way the form goes!

You're expecting him to strike out?I'm a

sparity show.

You just won a big game! What are you

gonna do next?I'm gonna build my own

amusement park. Yeah,

get a bike, get a bike, get a bike, get a

name. Walk around, over skip, but don't

be late. Got a deal, it's a deal. So come

in and pay, then buy. Bicycle Bob will

pay. Bicycle Bob will eat a

bucket of scorpions if he doesn't give

you the business.

We've had some great times together, kid,

but hey, it's the '90s now, and well,

let's just remember the good times, huhI

have no idea how long it took me to teach

him that one.

Whoa! You've sure come to the right

place, partner. If this bike was a

horse, I'd have to sh**t it.

Not bad, huhOh, it's been pretty

reliable. Don't get me wrong, son.

This was a sweet billy the next day. But

you see, pretty soon no one's gonna

remember how to service one of these old

antiques and... ...by the sick of Bob's

services every new bike he sells with

a 30-year extended warranty.

Wow! Now that's an extended warranty!

But what you really need to buy...

Wait a minute. Hold tape. I can't afford

a bike like this. Hold your horses there,

amigo. Who says you can't?Well,

I only have so much on me.

Hey, you what, amigo. Now, this year's

the last one left at this year's price.

Uh-huhHop into the bucket seat. Let's

take her for a kiss ride.

Mom, are you

crazy?It looks that way, don't it,

Anti-lock brakes?I keep a

dime here just to stop on it. Oh, it's

a dream, my Bob. I can't afford

it. Do you mean you'd rather throw your

money away on fixing this piece of junk?

Gosh, I never thought of it that way.

Today only you can take advantage of

Bicycle Bob's trade-in allowance.

Really?This is how!

I'll take ten dollars on this trade-in

of yours, and I'll throw in our preferred

financing and deluxe options package, all

for the selling down payment and

loan monthly installments.

Can I have this bike?Or my

name ain't Bicycle T-Bod.

What do you say, cowboy?This is so good

to be true! By the way, you want these

steel, velveted and buckled horny wall

tires?You boss! They call stack

street. Nice,

nice ride! Man, what I think of

all the money I save! Hey!

Where's Ralphmato when you need him?

good thing I have is 30 year warranty.

Somebody mentioned my 30 year or 30

yards warranty?Should I put my



comes first. Oh, you drove that one

more than 30 yards.

Another satisfied customer.

You'll come back here.

Something about the first snowfall of the

year always puts me in the mood to

party Buster style!

Alright, ladies, time to sh**t the new

commercial. Now give me that Cheeto's

$0.20. First market.

Chicken market.

Third market.

Three to two cards. We're rollin'.

Hello, amigos. Your old pal

Bicycle Bob here with an important

message. Bicycle Bob is a

thief. Don't trust me, kids.

You'll trade your money for garbage on

wheels. Hey, is

this a joke?Destroy that film!

Or film! This is live!

Live?You mean, it's happening right now?

Yeah, don't be a nervous Nelly, Bob. This

way! Oh,

Mr. Bob! Would you please fix this bike

you sold me?

Bob?Why, Bob! Millions are watching!

Is this how it's supposed to look, Bob?

So, how about a refund on that bike you

sold me?Uh..

I'll eat a bucket of scorpions if I don't

give you the business. Well, you didn't

give me the business, Bob, so... phone

after key!

I say good afternoon, ladies and

gentlemen. Welcome to the Acme Inca

Summer Olympics. It's a

compassionate crowd today. I'm

Mrs. Capacity, this is Mr. Capacity,

and these are the little Capacity. And

now it's time to light the Olympic fire.

Flames, that is.

The first event is the marathon race.

On your marks, get set,

Monday!

In the first, I'll say the first round of

the Synchronized swimming event, Rebella

Radd and Margo Mallard are in the lead.

But later today, they'll face stiff, I'll

say stiff competition from Babs Bunny and

Shirley the LoonThey've been practicing

their synchronicity non-stop. All the

time, that is.

But now, let's go poolside.

Continuing in the high-guy density

sponsor bunny for Acme University and

Roderick Ratz for Perfecto Crab.

This is how we filmed the parting of the

red seaple. And now

we turn to the staple chase.

Baby, this is

Vanillos! How come

they call this dumb upenders Dipple Chase?

What's up, you know?

And Foster wins!

And now, the discus throw...

The hala throw...

And the javelin. Would we do

this in a family viewing time slot on a

weekday afternoon with 50 zillion parents

and children watching?

You bet we would!

You have no backbone. And

here's Babs and Shirty with their

long-awaited synchronized training

performance.

Now here's a 100 meter high hurdle race.



And here we have some water polo we

dance. Or rather,

here we have it.

And the winner of the marathon is Metal

Deeper. It puts Acme

University over the top. As

Olympic president, it's my pleasure

to present Acme Lou with his beautiful,

loving c**t for the most outstanding

athletic performance this summer.

And finally, the most inspirational

award goes to Calamity

Cannote.

Where is the matey?Oh, ohh there you are!

Congratulations, my boy! Say cheese!

no matter what, always

go for the gold!