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01x57 - Pollution Solution

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tiny Toon Adventures". Aired: September 14 – December 6, 1992.*
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Cartoon set in the fictional town of "Acme Acres", where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

01x57 - Pollution Solution

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They're funny, they're funny They're

pallet-buster funny But Hannah Match says

money Amira, he's a pain He's

a king, and he's lucky We're

all funny And don't go with his face And

let's build a bird to feed We are out to

degree

We're honey, we're toonies We're all our

little loonies It's tiny toonies, and

just come and join

And now I saw you

Greetings, sweet friends, and welcome

once again to beautiful activation.

A place where every animal is full of

happiness.

And there is no end to all this.

Garbage.

Well, never mind. My magic wand will

easily clean up this mess.

Oh, it's our friend, Buster Bunny.

Sorry, Tinker Bunny. Magic won't clean up

this mess. It's up to

us. Oh, what's fun.

But I have a word with you.

Oh, I'm just wild about

Flocky And Flocky's wild about

me I'm just wild about Cannot

do without me

Geez, everyone's a critic!

Oh well, back to my annual springcleaning!

Oh, fine... Another hunk of

race, head-level refuge.

A huck's work is never known.

Using landbills! Litter! What

kind of evil mind would litter my pie

with easily recyclable rubbish?

Can't you, Mrs. Turtle?I'd have a mud

pie! Mother and mommy never make stuff

from scratch.

Well, I hope that littering lash is

preparing to answer to me!

The one and only... Trash Bag

Dispenser! Friend of the

environment! Oh dent, oh dent, oh

dent! Mr. Turtle Baby and

Man not Andre Andre! I hope

my family isn't watching this episode.

Excuse me, miss.

Is it the costume that gets no respect,

or is it me?Ooh, a ducky. I love

ducky Avenal. Ducky,

what are you gonna join our tea party?

Just a second, sister.

Humiliating, isn't it?Do you have any

idea who I am?No,

don't you?I am the one,

the only... Trashbag

Spencer! Friend of the environment!

You are?Yes, and you...

are learning the landscape. I

am?

Hello!Anybody home?

No. Is Ducky Face hungry?

I am not Ducky Face! I am

the Trash Bag Dispenser!

Have some spoon! Time to

change your

diaper! The Trash Bag Dispenser does

not wear a diaper!

Hold still, Dunky!

Hello, where is the trash bag

dispenser?Well,

honey, the trash bag dispenser's wearing

a diaper!

I have a vivid imagination, huh

Do you realize how long it will take for

these diapers to biodegrade?You rather

riddle?

No! It's litter and litter is bad!

Litter is bad!

Your trash should be sorted like this:

paper, aluminum, plastic, glass,

and then recycled into reusable products

so that nothing is wasted. Oh, look at

the cute puggy's feet. Are

you listening to any of this?No.

Here, put it to me! All right,

there, if you won't listen to the wise

and wonderful trash bag dispenser, what

will you listen to?Television.

Figures. Here, listen to this.

Hello, I'm Mr. Science. Hello, Mr.

Science Guy.

It's up to all of us to share the

responsibility to keep our planet

beautiful. It's up to all of

us. This bird.

So, we must all reuse our resources

by recycling recyclable

refuse. I will, Mr. Science Guy.

I'm gonna recycle my litter! I'm gonna

recycle my litter! I'm gonna... How do

you recycle your litter?That's

simple. First, you sort it. Then

you place it in this environmentally safe

price compactor.

And then, you simply send it off to the

Acme Recycle Center.

Oh, look at the fuzzy

gum factor!

Welcome back to Acme Acres,

Landells... Recycling.

Well then, let's travel to a truly

majestic and pristine place.

The only way to keep cool in this weather

is some cool boarding.

Anybody that know his number?I want to

book a reservation.

You guys are a long hook from the South

Pole. What gives?

Absolutely fascinating. I'm glad you

could clear that up for me. One, two.

One, two. Master Patrick, what

you?Something screwy here. Follow me!

I'll get to the bottom of this heat. You

guys were down in my place.

I'd like to offer you the deal of a

lifetime! Brand new beachfront property!

Uh, no thanks. You haven't even heard my

offer! Talking to you just passing by!

Like this... Uh,

Babs, something is up. Why, a

gentleman, Carla, may I offer you some

ice cold carrot juice?

How about some hot carrot nog?Not

now, Blanche. We gotta get to the

luniversity. Okay, let me put on

something a little more modest.

Look, Worm, what is with this morphing

trend?

It's a wild world of weather. The

forecast for today, the polar ice caps

are melting. Well, that explains the

tailwinds. But why?Well,

it's really complicated, kids, but it has

a lot to do with the destruction of the

Acme Rainforest.

Figures, we've arrived at rush hour.

Come on, Babs, this is serious.

Elevator buttons?They tear down a

huge, beautiful tree to make one elevator

button. I wonder what they do with the

rest of the tree.

Oh, they burn it. What kind of a loser

would do a thing like this?

Nice of you to come up and see me.

So, you're the guy in charge or what?I'm

Ronald Grump, and this is my factory.

You bunny's got a problem

with that?You're the one with the

problem, pal! I don't have

problems, see?I have money.

And once all these useless trees got

cleared away, I'll have the biggest scrum

yard in the world!

You foolish animals. The

Acme Ring Forest by itself is worth

nothing. But elevator buttons

mean big, big butts. As long as

greed is good, nature is

expendable.

What?By tearing down the rainforest,

you're making millions of animals

homeless. Yeah, and smoke is building up

and causing out the interest to heat up

like an oven. It's the greenhouse effect.

Your morality is a bore.

Say goodbye, pests. Goodbye,

pests.

We'll all there now as a video game sure

paid out.

Pestrian fools! What?

What

Stop! No, No not my home!

Please, stop! You have no

idea how much it would hurt me to lose my

house. Oh, yes,

we do. We know exactly what it feels like

to lose a home.

Really?Stop, please! I'll do anything!

Just don't hurt my home!

Uh, shall we give him a hand?Sure.

Hey, Buster, if this is the rainforest,

how come it hasn't rained once since we

got here?Uh-oh.

You must have left your air conditioner

on. Glory to you, Cathy. I forgot about

the penguins.

It doesn't reject me. So what do youthink?

He's speechless.

Don't we travel to a pollution-free, and

we hope, safe environment?

Welcome, media watchdogs, to the opening

of my new 100% pollution-free

factory.

Allow me to give you a tour.

As you can see, I've taken every step to

ensure that no pollution is created to

spoil the environment.

This spoiler used to belch out black

smoke 24 hours a day. Now watch!

You were once the biggest polluter in

Acme acres, Monty. Does this mean you've

cleaned up your act?I sure have.

Remember kids, give a hoot. Don't leave

garbage lying around.

Aloha, suckers!

And those sass really thought I had

stopped polluting. Ha ha! But

they'll never find out, 'cause I found a

place to dump the garbage where no one

will ever look for a in wacky land.

I haven't had a fight all day! That's

better. Lame puns are, pound for pound,

your best entertainment value.

Hmm

Oh, what's this?A pipe train?

Vision?Nightmare?I

wonder...

It's a smoke screen!

Soy pollution! It's a

lot of town, man.

What's she around to?Hey, Goro! Yeah,

you! You'll look a lot down in the dump!

Oh, he thinks you can turn the Lucky Line

into a dump, hey?Let

me go, you rackle-rackle-goto! Who do you

think you are?

Hearing you, your eager court is in

session. Buckley Land vs. Forme

Connemax, Judge Dodo is

presiding. HuhWhat's the

charge?$200!

Isn't it true you piped pollution in the

Buckley Land?Yeah, Blood! Thank

you. Any questions, Jury?No,

no, noAny food, Jury?No, Floyd!

Rats. In that case, the

prosecution rests, Your Honor.

Object! A

gentleman of the jury, have you reached a

verdict?I'm afraid

it's a hung jury, Your Honor.

Now you see what you've done?Off with his

hand! No! Wait a minute! I've been

frank! I want an appeal!

Here you go.

No, give me another chance. I didn't

clean up the mess. I thought you'd never

attack. Watch me.

I did it!

Good job! Now all you have to do is pick

up the trash.

Pick up the garbage?Dowboy,

k*ll

this! Uh-oh.

Looks like his trash is gonna catch up

with him!And

that, dear friends, is the moral of

today's show...

Pollution stinks! You got

that right, Tinkerbugger.