01x64 - KACME TV

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And now I call you

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Hiya, Junsters!

If you're like us, you look at the junk

that's on TV and say,I could come up with

better ideas than that. In fact, you're

probably saying it right now.

That's why we stated over K-Actly TV

to provide you, the senses of intelligent

viewing public, with the quality

entertainment you want to see.

So settle back and enjoy your favorite

program, Shiny Doomstyle.

Oh, it's a beautiful day to pretend. A

tremendous day to make a friend. A nifty

day to be college prepared. To learn that

E equals MC squared.

It's a confusing day to be a child.

Should you study or goThough only a

toddler you may be It's time to study for

SAT

Good morning, children. I'm Tinkerbunny.

And isn't it a beautiful day outside?

Oh! Well, as it rained at night.

Thunder is nothing to be frightened of.

Isn't that right, Dr. Genius?HuhWhoops.

Uh, yeah. Let's learn about thunder,

won't it?Okey-dokey.

Clouds formed in air containing water

that is cooled below a critical

temperature called the dew point.

ohh Can you say zoom?Sure you can.

Two little nimbuses, these clouds,

indicate rain showers.

The turbulence between clouds can cause a

buildup of atmospheric electricity and

create lightning.

Always after me unlucky worms, the sugar

cereal with slime surprises.

Green worms, yellow grubs, purple

slugs, and pink Mavets.

Part of this balanced breakfast.

Welcome to Chip Parody!

And here's our fabulous host, Blink

Winklebunny!

Hi, followers. Let's make some good

contestants. First, from at the

university, boy genius

Calamity Coyote.

From Cosmere, here's Dizzy

Devil.

And

hailing from her own little world, animal

lover, and all around him bulb,

Elmira. Am

I on television?

Remember, your answer must be spoken in

the form of a question. Ready?

American First Spokesie. He was

the first president of the United States.

Tell Mara... A bunny!

I mean, what is a bunny?

No, I'm sorry. Anyone else?

For the correct response, who is George

Washington?

All right, start in a new category. A

bunny?I didn't look at the category

yet. How about

Famous Bodies of Water for 100?

Do you want to say anything?No.

Good. This is the

longest river in... What?What

is the bunny?No,

no, it is not funny! Is that the only

word you can say?

No.

Holidays for 100. This is

the animal symbol most associated with

Easter.

Elmira, don't you have an answer?

Who is George Washington?Stay

tiny, too. We'll be right back.

Don't adjust your diamonds. Sit

quietly, and we will control all that you

see and hear. You are about to

participate in a tiny toon

adventure.

It's the Isle of Disney show!

Welcome to your first day here at Acme

Baked Goods, Mr. Devil. Ohh

Your job is to cover each cake with

whipped cream, like so. Add a

cherry, like so.

And carefully place it over here,

like so. Do you have all that, Mr.

Devil?No, no,

noFine. I'll be back later to check on

your progress.

Stand by to increase production in the

cake frosting department.

Why, Mr. Double?You've eaten us right out

of business! We're

ruined! She came out strong.

But something about her lingered.

She was a girl. She was a mystery. She

was...

...Calvin Athey's depression.

When you've got a smell so strong,

nothing can cover it up.

It's a brand new hit video game, Super

Pluckio Brothers! Live the fun and

excitement as you guide Pluckio and his

brother Linguini through Funga World!

Hmm, what's fake being some?

Rescue Princess Loom from the Toadstool

Tower by picking the magic kumquat! But

be sure to pick the right magic kumquat

or the dingy doobus will pluck you bald!

It's more than a game, it's anobstruction!

Super Pluckio Brothers for your non-mindo

system! Line, scream and cry until your

books break down and buy you one! Only

$879.95! Batteries, instructions, choice

to tend game, not included.

Hampton Peak and Go Go Dodo in their

first big screen adventure.

Honey, I Shrunk the Pose.

Good, clean fun raised the acne gazette.

More pills for the cold rinse cycle, says

Andrew Tuman in the right.

I laughed till I stopped. Gus's geneshot.

That's honey, I shrunk the clothes. See

them at an acne-less theater near you.

This is the plaintiff, calamity,

casualty, boy, genius.

He is suing the Acme company for

negligence and quality workmanship. This

is the defendant, Bobbo Acme. He

claims that Acme products are safe and

used properly. What you're about to see

is real. Both parties are real. I have

and have agreed to settle those two here

to make your court.

Hang and Judge Sam will hear opening

remarks. All right, Critter. You claim

you had some trouble with that there tiny

phone, huhWell, prove it,

you sleet-bittin' hornet.

Hmm, actually, your company built this

here contraption, T-Wreck. Yes,

we did. Well, is

it defective?Yeah, not when

used properly. Well, let's see you do

it. I'd be glad to.

See, it works.

Not me!

Let's check out nighttime programming.

You know, the good stuff you have to

sneak out of bed to watch.

Stay tuned for the blunder years.

Ah, springtime. Green grass,

blue skies.

And little league baseball.

The horror of my adolescence. It

wasn't that I disliked baseball exactly.

Hello, Butterfingers. I just

stunk at it.

Please don't let the ball come to me.

Please don't let the ball come to me.

Please don't let the ball come to me.

Please

don't... Second base. Surely I would be

safe here. Please

don't let the ball come to me. Please

don't let the ball come to me. Please

don't let the ball come to me.

Ah, the city of the outfield.

Please don't let the ball come to me.

Please don't let the ball come to me.

Warming's a bitchNothing bad could happen

here. I just wait out in the game

and... Fowl! Excuse me, sir.

That's the pig. I'm the fowl.

So what if I wasn't any good at baseball?

It was the camaraderie that mattered.

Nice game.

That summer, I learned a lot.

I learned that my head was a magnet for

baseballs. Later

on Nature World, Elmira discovers

porcupines.

Land of serenity, home of Gogo,

last of the Gogo.

Whoo!

What's this?Highlighting the rules of the

road, ehYou got something to say to

yourself?Go on, I'm all ears!

Whoops! Looks like a case for lucky

traffic court.

Guilty! Sentence to hard time in the

lucky telecom!

I will never take that case.

Hey, who are you?Why?No, that's

why. No, that's why. Who are you?

I'm you. Who are you?Why?

You mean him?Who do you think you are?

You drank!

Did you see that?Go back! Quick, quick!

It was humongous! It

had to be Big Butt Join us as we search

for the legendary Big Butt

Sightings of the beast have been reported

for years.

Big ButtOf course I believed in that big

bottom ractal. I was panning

for gold in 1909 when all of

a sudden... there it was!

Her rear end as big as an overturned

pickle barrel.

Well, next day all I found were enormous

spammy tricks where he sat down.

Big buttMiss or missing link?

Never mind. Tonight on Real

Mysteries.

Good evening. I'm Fred Koppel, and this

is Pipeline. Scary, isn't it?

Look, here it

comes!I'm gonna hug you and

please you, and love you

to be there. We'll return in a

minute to our m-make-shouldn't you be in

bed by now movie. But first, this word

from the Acti Home Cartoon Kit. You wanna

make your own syndicated TV show, then

the Acti Home Cartoon Kit has everything

you need. Where's Amy Croft?

Rutgers! I just... and

paint! Animation films,

and executive stuff. Some

people with money to pay for it all. And

some guy who doesn't do anything but put

his name on the picture.

Oh! Thank you, Mr. Sealper, for making

my car bigger. I didn't make the part

bigger. I made you bigger. This

is ChaosBTV, ending our broadcast