02x13 - Take Elmyra Please

[bunniefuu]

We're tiny We're toony We're all a little

loony And in this cartoony We're invading

your TV We're comic dispensers We

cut the ball dispensers On tiny toon

adventures Get a dose of comedy So here's

rest the acres It's a whole wide world

apart Our homes, we only stand alone A

cartoon worth of art Left rest we're

rejected Expect the unexpected

about too sharp They're furry,

they're funny They're fast and bustin'

bunny Much hannah matches money And my

wreck is a pain She's hunting and plucky

Is he dead or yucky?Purple's a

ducky And Go-Go is insane At every

university we earn our two degree Let's

let teaching cats and getting laughs

since 1933 We're tiny, we're too

many We're all a little loony It's tiny

June, its ventures come and join the fun

And

Greetings, Toon heads. Welcome to Tiny

Toons Mission Control, where today we're

about to launch the all new Elmira show.

Kids, this might be a good time to get a

cheese sandwich.

Well, it looks like Babs and I are going

to remain on the planet Earth while you

take a 30-minute flight into the

wonderfully brainless world of Elmira,

where we'll find out anything can happen.

Except this. And

this. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,



It's up to you, little fella. Don't let

me down.

This should do it, I suppose.

He'll wake the baby. Hi!

I need some support!

I'm telling you, Nikki Butler called me

cute.

Amanda!The baby's loose!

Unbelievable. Steph, you're so lucky you

have a normal family. Parents gone all

the time. No brothers and sisters.

No pets.

Going, Kern!

Mortal mom?Giver of life?In

peril?

Mom beckons!

Welcome to the Elmira Fun Show! I'm

Elmira, and this is fun! Elmira!

Gotta do the family thing now. Tell Steph

I'll call her back. Okay, bye-bye!

Thank you.

Numpkin, here!

ah Family, we stand

on the threshold of a new...

Tomorrow. Sorry.

Quiji, would you please take the baby?

Okay. Bye-bye. Are

you all right?You're smoking.

Smoking?I gave up smoking

years ago. Nasty habit.

Oh, you mean my clothes. Yes. Oh,

family. I've just invented a

wonderful, clean-burning fuel.

Somebody pinch me. It's made from...

cholesterol. This is astounding! You'll

make tonight's news! It's just a

prototype, dear. Is that gonna be

on TV?No, they're coming here

to give you your own show, Elbow Head.

Oh, oh, the Elmira Fun Show!

Starring me!

We gotta go rehearse!

Burrball?Look at

you!

You silly head!If you like heights so

much, maybe you can do a high-wire act!

This just in. Read it!

Oh! Local chemical engineer MacArthur

Duff claims to have invented a

clean-burning, inexpensive fuel. We'll

have a live interview on Fairly Active

News at 6 o'clock.

A clean burning fuel could put happy

Sunny Oil out of business. You want

George and I to make this duff not exist

no more?No, Leonard, for two

reasons. First, I hate ideas phrased in a

double negative, and second, I have a

better plan. And you clowns better not

follow it up, or I'll have your butts!

Then he'll have three.

Ninja Boy guards the headquarters

against spies, saboteurs, and the

evil ones' legion of zombie loafers.

Get a life!

Okay, Furball, I'm Paula

Abdul, and you're Michael Jackson.

Get down with your bad self.

Costume change! Now I'm Madonna,

and I'm keeping my kitty.

Let's do it again! Where

are you going?We're not done!

HmmCurious.

Oh, boy. I love fire. I love fire!

This is kidnapping, not arson. You see,

the big difference between arson and

kidnapping is no fire. Oh!

Wait a minute! We still have to rehearse

the Fly Girl's number!

Can I light the bag on fire?No!

Hey! Who the heck do you think you are?

I'm Elmira Duff, and I'm gonna be on my

own television show! Are you from the

studio?Studio?Oh, yeah!

Yeah I'm the producer, babe. And this

is the, um, uh, talent coordinator. I

am?

Mom! Elmira's big!Kidnapped! Amira's been

kidnapped! That's nice, dear. Don't get

dirty, we've got company later.

This is a job for Ninja Boy!

Hi-h* particle beam!

Away!

Particle beams into hyperdrive!

The old impenetrable fortress, eh

Once again, the evil one is

underestimated! Ninja boy!

Oh, a TV studio! Where?

So, where are the cameras?

We use hidden cameras. Yeah, because the

the cameramen are shy.

Those cute little cameramen.

You watch the kid. I'm going to go make a

call to the caterers.

I want tuna and I want anything that's

not meatloaf.

One small climb for Ninja Boy?One

new use for toilet plungers.

Hello, Lassie. What is it, girl?What's

wrong?

Gotcha!All right,

Dr. Duff. Say goodbye to your

formula.

Hello! Elmira has been kidnapped, and you

won't see her again until we get the

formula. Okay, bye-bye.

Kidnap headquarters, may I help you?

Idiot! Never answer the phone like that!

Kidnappers don't have receptionists!

No. Have you got the formula?Uh,

we-- we grabbed Duff's kid and-- Send a

ransom note, you buffoon!

Hurry up!

Welcome to the Elmira Fun Show! Okay,

first, get my

goose and woopsy sidekicks

furball.

Okay, so my first guest comes all the way

from across the room. Ladies and

gentlemen, say hello to Lenny! What

have you been up to?Do you have an

amusing story?Are you swinging, Chad?

What, did you bring a clip?Uh..

no?Okay, let's

do a makeover!

Lenny is an autumn, so we use

Frosty Bronze for his lips.

The

old

bone in the cake base.

Ninja Boy ascends the impenetrable

fortress. There you go.

That about does it.

Lenny, you look good.

Yay! A special guest to the Elmira Fun

Show! It's my producer, little

Georgie! Is it my

contract?

I'd better sign it!

Nice touch! If they trace the

handwriting, they'll arrest her! You're

sitting on my Ed McMahon.

Meow. Ooh, my sidekick is

right. It's time for the cooking

segment.

Mine.

My eggs, Elmyra, are really easy to

prepare! You just cook them! And for

the festive touch, you can flambe

them! You like it. I'm not

allowed to play as matches.

Ah Fire, fire!

And that is a scream test! A

scream test is how all Hollywood Opals

get their start! Hufferball!

Ninja Boy needs reinforcements!

That's probably Duff now. The caller.

Line one. Hello?Elmira speaking.

That's a pretty good scream you got

there. And if you want to do a scream

test, you should come down here to the

studio right away and...

What's that?Sure, I'll

tell him. He said I tell

you, no more snap boozer, you're

sunk. You don't go swimming right after

you eat. What am I going to do?We've got

to get the formula! Speaking of

formula, the itty bitty baby care segment

is next. Which one of you is going to

wear the diaper?No way! George will

wear the diaper, not me. No way! Uh-uh,

uh-uh, uh-uh. I

slunk potty training!

could you get the door, please?Okay,

thank you.

Oh, my goodness. No, Quigie, that's not

what I meant. Hello.

Teeny-tony, fairly active news team. Oh,

I'm sorry. You look just like yourself.

I'm Emily Duff. Please come in.

Okay, thank you.

Hello?Hostage headquarters. Lenny

speaking. Hello?

Oh. Must be a wrong

number.

Well, and thank you, Mr. Jabba. I'll I'll

take that as a compliment. And And you

have our word that we won't fail again.

And when I give my word...

Wrong number?Gee, I hope it wasn't

collect.

Well, it looks like everyone's ready, so

very quiet, and here we go. I would like

to begin by saying that-- Mom!

Dad! Elmira's bin! Shush! Mom!

Elmira's bin! Oh, my gosh! Not another

word until you march right up to that

bathroom and wash those filthy hands.

Listen to me! Elmira's been...

Elmira's been kidnapped! What are we

gonna do?We have to find Elmira and we

don't know where she is! I know where she

is! She's in danger and we don't know how

to find her! I know how to find her!

They've taken her somewhere, we don't

know... Wait! Maybe Duncan knows!

Oh, oh, they got the message, Mr. Java?

That's good. Can we take her back now?

Oh, oh, the formula! Right, sir.

And now, a very special guest on

the Elmira Fun Show! It's

Mr. Skullhead!

It's the Mr. Skullhead Show

Starring him Mr. Skullhead

'Cause it's his show that he has Mr.

Skullhead! Mr.

Skullhead had a really good part in a

movie!

Mr. Skullhead was so good, they

gave him a bigger part!

Action!

Mr. Skullhead wasn't...

Uh, get some skin, you.

We

surrender!

Oh, hi, everybody. Are you here for the

taping of my show?

What are you so excited about?You haven't

even seen the show! We give up!

Anything to get away from! Oh, my rock!

Take us to jail! We'll never do anything

bad again! All right, you

bums. Who put you up to this, huhWho's

behind it?Now, wait a second. You can't

make us talk. Yeah, we're not

squealers. Hey, you guys, where you going?

We've still got 12 more episodes to

tape! His name is Arthur Jabba. His

address is 11234 Bloated Way. His fax

number is 555-3216. Well,

what about my show?The

kidnapped girl has been rescued, and we

have her! That's right, an exclusive

interview with Elmira Delp. Welcome to

the Elmira Fun Show! First, I'd like to

introduce my sidekick. He's really a cat.

And now, I just wanna take a little

busy time out from my show to

thank my friends, Linny and

Georgie. 'Cause without them, I

don't think I could've done what I did.

No, stop, stop This is cruel

punishment! Get my attorney!

Now, on with the show!