03x12 - Toon TV

[bunniefuu]

We're tiny We're toony We're all a little

loony And in this cartoony, we're

invading your TV We're comic

disadgers We've got them all in sensors

Our tiny toon adventures get a dose of

comedy So here's at the acres, it's a

whole wide world apart Our homes, we only

stand alone A cartoon of the heart Let's

rest, we're rejected Expect the unexpected

They're furry, they're funny! They're

thousands, busted, bunny, Much had a

match as money, And my Ricky's a pain!

He's hunting, that's lucky, Disney,

Devil, yucky! Purple's a yucky, and

Gogo isn't fair! And at the

University, we earn our two degrees! And

the T.C. class has been getting large

since 1938! We're tiny, we're too

many, We're all our little loonies! It's

tiny, June, and Princess, come and join

the fun! Andthis

time.

Welcome to Toon TV. I'm downtown

Buzzy Brown. And I'm someone else.

And this is... Our Top 10 Music

Video Countdown! Whoo-ee!

Number 10 is a popular ditty. Did he what?

Did he charge you for that joke?Who?Ahem.

It's in his kiss! What is?

So, uh, you wanna go to the Sadie Hawkins

Day dance with me?Oh, maybe. Does

he love me?I wanna know How

can I tell if he loves me so?

Is it in his eyes?Oh, no, you'll

be deceived Is it in his eyes?Oh, no,

he'll make believe If you

know You'll be loving so much in his

skin That's where it is Oh, yeah

And find out what you want to

know You're it's all you can really

give Miss Jack and his

kids Oh

ohh no, that's not the way And you'll

never listen to all I say If you

want to know You'll be

loving such and his kids

And find out what you wanna

know You're in love with him and really

him Is there any

kiss about the way he

asked Oh no, that's not the way

And you're not listening to all I

say If you wanna

know, you'll beOh, yeah,

I'm singin' here Oh, I'm singin'

here Babs, it's a date! All

right! Whoa! That

leaf swinger is on fire! Let's

hope someone puts her out. And now, at

number eight, it's The Dance of the Sugar

Plum Fairy and The Russian Dance by Peter

Ilchakovsky. Okay, ehVideo

game blues!

If you desire to go

vegetate, vacillate,

terminate, go to the

arcade. There your

mind can find too

many of excess of

messes of destruction of

mind.

It's time, emulate To

slice those alien slime

Blasting through the atmosphere Or

fighting at the stratosphere At speeds of

light You're right to have a fight You

fire east, west, north, and south A foe

is running from your mouth You fire zip,

zap, you're feeling Oh, so rough the

margins try to get away You fire your

destructor ray They dodge dead, come,

they're timing Back your way, they've got

yourun accent, prepare that gum electro

binge You dodge, sip, sip, too late

You're frightened of cream You're

punching all the time, stick your bodies

on the line We've got to show those

glitz, who's boss Oh, you need a pour, to

save the world aboard Better break

your mommy quit, oh please Just one

more, I must score Oh please, oh

please, oh please, oh please, oh please,

oh please You're back to dead red bands

right now The Martians aren't laughing

now You'll find it, you're flying

But wait, what's yourcannot be The

Martians are in back of me Surrounding me

with beams of energy Alas it seems you

cannot grin The Martian smiles his evil

grin These games are rigged They're owned

by Martian pigs I'll even just watch me

I'll build my own game Then you'll see

The bad guys'll look a lot like me

I'll put it in a Mars arcade And

beat those Martians that I've played I

know their tricks I'll do the same I'll

fix those guys I'll rig my game They'll

getFix it and pay me Their

quarters till eternity

And then I can afford to play

All night and every single day

And I will shout hip, hip, hoo, me!

I want, I want, I want, I want,

I want, I want, I want, I want, I

want

Welcome back. We're happy to be here.

We're happy to be anywhere!

At number seven is Skinhead O'Connell's

Nothing Comes close to You.

Like nothing comes

close. Like nothing

comes close to you. No

matter how old some songs get, they still

remain. Annoying. And

here, with this week's annoying traffic,

is Elmira!

Can't you make this thing move any faster?

What's the hurry?Oh, I don't know.

you will tell me the exact location of

your planet.

We're not telling you anything, you

bucket of bolts! We have

ways of making you talk. All

we can tell you is... our name!

The name game. Elmira!

Elmira, Myra, Bulbira, Banana, Banana,

Bulbira, Fee-Fine, Elmira. Elmira!

Dizzy! Dizzy, Dizzy, Bulbizzy, Banana,

Banana, Bulbizzy, Fee-Fine, real busy.

Dizzy! Come

on, everybody. I said, now let's

play a game. I bet you I can

make a rhyme Out of

anybody's name The first

letter of that name Write it down I treat

it like it wasn't there With a

B or an F

Or an N will appear And then I say

bow and a B Then I say the name Then

banana, banana and a bow Then I

say the name again With a F first name

Then a B, a fly and a bow

Then I say the name again with the M's

this time and the N-N-N-N that

I can't run. Monty!

Monty, Munchie, Bull Bunty, Banana,

Ben-N-Bull, Bunty, V, Primo, Monty.

Monty! But if

the first two letters are ever the same,

drop them both and say the name.

Like that. Bam, drop the B, boo, and

the TV. B-Bee, drop the F for E-B-O,

fair, fair, drop the M-O, very.

That's the only rule that is contrary.

Okay. Now say boo. Bo!

Now Tony with a B. Boating! Za banana fan

of foe. Banana fan of foe! Now you say

the name again with a F, very plain.

Bonus! Then a B, bye!Can

you say the name again with a M this time?

On it! And then you can't ride.

Everybody do Tony. Tony, Tony,

Bonnie, Banana, Ban, Bonnie, T-five,

more money. Tony! Yeah,

we good. Let's do faster. Faster, faster,

faster, Banana,

Ban,Very

good, Red Duke!

Oh,

baby! It's a man

game! Silly you! Oh, look

it, look it now! I can feel it,

baby! All right! Jump backYeah,

I... Yes, it's

jelly... Oh, as in Lady O'Negan... Are

any of these songs from the last

century?Oh, this one is. At number five

is a new rap called Tune Out, Tune In.

Ooh, by that sauce kid?

Nope, it's sung by Vanilla Lights, the

world's hippest little house.

If you take real tunes and you want no

fakers For goodness sake, put into Ask Me

Akers At Ask Me Lou To school with what

you learn cartoons in class 'Cause if you

don't, you won't pass Toot, toot,

toot, toot See, this

dude here is Buster Bunny He can't

move A real bunny got a girl named Bam,

does impressions When she blabs when they

groove to the beat She be crushing

Buster's feet

Toon out! Toon in! Toon about!

Toon's in! Huh is

Clucky Duck He's as subtle as a

semi-truck Clucky I was playing it

cool I would never play the fool

Sish here, it's Clocky Duck Jack. I'm,

ooh, your number one quack. I'm a

why-crackin', never slackin', got the

mackin', love flapjackin', love to stack

'em, for my smackin' film some mackin

booka-dackin', lots of passion,

overactin' cards and smackin' b*ll*ts,

slackin' planes, attackin'-ack-ack-ack!

Wack-wack-wack-wack! sh**t out! sh**t in!

sh**t about! sh**t the in! Huh There

goes Montana Max! He's got

money by the sacks! I would not say

that he's greedy to him, the Trump's are

really needy!

I'm back! Astute?Oh yeah,

Elmira's quick Her brain's a density

of a brick The animals that she

sees She's got to grab, she's got to

squeeze She's always gettin' the name

From the A-S-P-C-A! Yeah, yeah, yeah,

winner, see a cutie critter I wanna

squeeze. The home litter! A cutie,

wootie, cutie, booty, cutie,

kangarooey! A cutie, poofy, cutie,

canooies, love rat, coonies, and

baboonies! Cutie, mootie, cutie, gootie,

sleep-by-pootie, mom, gootie, gooey,

wooey, gooey, gooey, say what?Toon out!

Toon here! Toon about! Toon to ears!

Now spinning Devil's name is this He's

gotta spin, that's only his The pizza

rolls are his life His with won't touch

you like a knife Toon out!Toot here!

Toot a bow! Toot's here!

Destitute is furballcat He's never

caught himself a rat Craving little

sneezer stew But all he gets is a

eye-chew!

Yo, this bird's name is Little

Beeper. He's a k*ller in his

sneaker, chased by calamity.

Using coyote strategy. Toon out.

Toon in. Toon about. Toon to in.

And now this hawk's name is Hampton Pig.

Dining's his idea of big. He's eaten

three squares an hour. A glutton to the



Here, the bird, your typical

go-go, I bring that anchor like a yo-yo.

Hey, then, from Rocky Land, announced

with Stable Hood. That's Blaine. Yo, when

you dig the tiny tunes, you're gonna

swing, you're gonna swooze. And when you

see those tiny tunes, you're gonna shout.

You've got to cruise! Tune out! Tune

in! Tunes are hot! Tunes are in!

And now, at number four, it's Do You Love

Me?You broke

my heart 'cause I couldn't

dance. You didn't even

want me around. And now I'm

back to let you know I can

really shake 'em down.

Do you

love me?

Do

you love

me?

And now, for those of you who are

terminally unhip, I should like to

translate these rather lovely

lyrics. Ahem. Do you

love me?Do you love me?

Now that I can dance. Thank you

very much. Make

it

stop! Make it stop!

And now for this week's number one video.

I can't stand the

suspend! Then sit down. It's

yakety-yak.

take out the papers and the trash

Or you don't get no spinning cash

If you don't sell that kitchen slur

You ain't gonna rock and roll no more,

yak, yak, yak Don't talk back. Just

finish cleaning up your room

Let's see that, let's start with that room

Or

you don't go out Friday night. Daggity

yak Don't hold back. You just put on your

cold and hat And

walk yourself to the laundromat

And when you finish doing that

Bring in the dog and put out the cap

Daggity yak Don't hold back.

Don't you give me no dirty look

Your father help he knows what

Just tell your hoops look real outside

You ain't got time to take a ride Jackety

yack Don't talk back. Jackety yack,

jackety yack Jackety yack,

jackety yack

Well, that's our top ten. So,

until next time, remember, if you

can't be hit... Be fine! Buh-bye!