03x19 - Best of Buster Day

[bunniefuu]

We're tiny We're toony We're all a little

loony And in this cartoony We're invading

your TV With comic disadvantages We've

got them all defenses Our tiny toon

adventures get a dose of comedy So here's

at the acres, it's a whole wide world

apart Our homes, we only stand alone A

cartoon works of art Let's rest, we're

rejected Expect the unexpected

They're free, they're funny They're

happy, Buster Bunny Much head of match

has money Now my wreck is a pain He's

hunting and lucky Disney, Devil,

yucky Purple's a lucky And go-go

is the same And at the university we

earn our two degrees The T.C. cash and

getting wax is 1938! We're tiny,

we're too many We're all a little loony

It's tiny, too many friends just come and

join the funOur song is done.

All right, you, sit down.

what's up, Peach?Yeah, it's a

little joke. I've been doing over your

records, Buster, and I got some serious

questions about your conduct. But I can

explain everything. Then you can start

with this little report on you from Vice

Principal Yosemite Sam. Oh, that?

Well, just a boyish prank. Weren't you

ever a kid?I'm waiting. Well,

it's like this. Well, perhaps this

cartoon will help to explain.

Hurry, Buster! We'll be late for class!

Buster, you're not gonna win the Student

of the Day contest! Well, that hazardous

heat!Student of the day! Haven't you

heard?The student with the day's best--

Hey, that's my line! The student with the

day's best study habits and all-around

good behavior wins an unlimited supply of

double-decker weenie burgers with extra

grease for life! The rule, the

rule. And that student's gonna be me!

Get to class, rabbit!

You do realize, Mr. Yosemite,

my little tour of your facility is the

deciding factor regarding your

possible transfer as new

Vice Principal of our Advanced School of

Immaculate Manners, Tact Test!

Ooh, yes, ma'am. I run a tied ship, Miss

Conduct. I'm sure you'll see the most

studious, well-behaved group of little

varmint, uh, uh, youngins in the

district. Oh, so that's his angle. If

we act like angels, Sam gets a cushy new

job. And they might replace him with

someone who's competent. Then we won't be

able to get away with anything.

What'll we do?Got it.

First, we'll come up to you.

Well, Misconduct, let's begin our

tour. Okay, guys, we're on.

This here's our highly rated economics

class. Let me take a peek. And as you can

see, anvil sales rose, and anvils

themselves dropped.

After you, ma'am. My

what?Gimme snake ice! Gimme

snake ice! Come on! Daddy needs a new

pair of shorts! Great heavens!

Not bad, eh, misconduct?Mr.

Yosemite, this is an outrage!

HuhStrike

one, Mr. Yosemite! Three

strikes, and you're out!

Now we will discuss the economic impact

of slippage in the banana peel market.

Oh, is she

sure a real strike?

Uh, allow me to show you our immaculate

dining facilities.

HmmI'd better take a quick look inside.

Good afternoon. Had you any reservations?

Not anymore. Go on in, ma'am,

and bon appetit.

Oh, good gracious. Sweat your hands,

Grandma. Well, I've roasted.

Sure thing. One slab.

Well, Miss Conduct, how was the

food?Strike two,

Mr. Yosemite!

Your table is ready, sir.

I assure you, Miss Conduct, you won't be

disappointed this time. You have one more

chance! Uh, yes, ma'am.

The object of science is to understand

the universe and other large things.

Step right in, ma'am.

Welcome to our anatomy lesson,

Misconduct. Come in while the specimen is

fresh. Today,

we will study the anatomy of the lower

life force, starting with the pussies

First, we remove the right shoe.

OhhTaken, we remove the left tooth.

Don't! We lie, this comes just down.

We will now test the reflexes of the

seven most nerve endings.

You students are driving me out of my

mind! Ah, we have a remedy for such

ailments. We will exchange your mind with

a mind of equal stature. A

Grade A old American

russet potato!

Why, I never! Well, there's a voice time

for everything. Don't you! There! ButI've

never been so insulted in all my life!

Well, what do you know, a talking tater?

I've been tormented, tackled, terrified

and totally kicked off by your tactless

tasteless and twisted university! You can

kiss that job at Tac-Tac

Tata! Sorry,

Sam, I guess you just weren't Tac-Tac

material. But anyway, how about that

student of the day?Student of the day?

I'll make you student of the day!

Robert's Student of the Day!

Come back here, you sleepless Robert, you

forest!

Grobly!

I can explain, son. Yuck!

Grobly, don't you understand I can't

abide mere tap water?I want Avion!

That's the third time in three years.

You're fired! Get

out! Something you said, Grobly?And take

your bug-faced tween family with you!

Gee, Monty has an impressive vocabulary.

Gosh, he's throwing you out in the

street. Not to worry. We'll make

do, Master Buster. We always have,

right, Mother?

We're not the first to be homeless.

ohh Isn't this your cue to be noble?

Listen, why don't you burrow in with me

until you find a new job?Oh, that's very

kind of you, sir. You won't even know

we're there.

You won't even know we're there. Ha! How

are you today, Mrs. Grovely?

We're doing fine considering

these accommodations. Oh,

yuck! I don't drink tap water. Don't

you have any aliens?I gotta get these

people out of here. Any luck today on the

job front, Gravely?No, sir.

But Master Monty's ad is still in the

paper. He hasn't found a new

butler and made yet.

Until today.

I hate crust.

Money. Probably.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

What is it?Talk fast. Your ad, sir.

We live to serve, and we serve to live,

sir. That's right, sir. Oh, yeah?

What's your background?Oh, please, sir,

don't ask questions, sir. It's too

strenuous for you, sir. We'll ask them

for you. What's your experience?

Vast. Can you cook?Gourmet. Clean.

Bucketing-possessed. Work Sundays?

Always. Holidays. You name 'em. Can you

start today?Yes! You're hired!

To work!

Don't eat this, sir. It's too strenuous,

it is. We'll do it for you.

We live to serve. And we serve to live.

In fact, we'll eat all your food for you,

sir.

Get out! And stay out!

Money.

You're lovely. I'm

Fritzy. I'm not

We

want to cook with cream and wait on your

hands and feet. Ya, ya, and get our

green card. Oh, look, tancy so much to

cream. I see speck and see dust.

Ya, Prinkle, this starts right away.

Hold it. How much do you want a week?Next

to nothing. How about nothing?

We take it! Ohh

What's wrong?Look,

Fancy is homesick. I miss their

mountains, their yards, their schnitzels,

their livestock, their cuckoo clocks.

All of Fancy, we can take care of that.

HuhBoulder

Bar is just like home.

That's cuckoo! That's cuckoo!

Uh Grabbly! I want

grabbly!You

screamed, sir. Take your job back!

I'll even pay you this time! Please! I'm

afraid that's impossible, sir.

Why?You see, sir, I am now

employed by Mr. and Mrs. Vandermom here,

sir. What?Oh, yes.

He's a far, far better salary...

Than he's ever been paid before.

Well now, Grobly old pal, what would you

say if I offered you a new car?We've

given Grobly the rolls and the Beamer.

Look, Grobly, I'll give you all my cars,

the estate, the beach house in Maui, and

all my ambulance stock. What do you say?

Hmm.. Monty never thought

he'd have to work a day job just to

afford his butler salary.

Do you mind, sir?I cannot

abide this mere tap water. Have you

no avion?Eh, it's

a living.

Look, kid, you better start shaping up.

Yes, sir. Is this better be the best

cartoon ever, or I'm gonna throw your

furry hive out of this school. Do I make

myself crystal clear?Yes!

Now, look, Buster, you gotta understand.

You are a rabbit, and he is a

Tasmanian devil. Your natural

enemies. Now, I want you to do an abuse

and humiliation number on Dizzy Devil.

Ah, those beat up the predator gags are

kind of passe, don't you think?Besides,

Izzy's my friend. It's part of the

curriculum, kid. All us rabbits learn how

to outwit hungry slobs. Now, go get

'em!

Now look, you Tasmanian Devil.

Him, Rabbit.

You chase Rabbit, you eat

Rabbit. But, Buster, my buddy!

You Tasmanian Devil, right?

RightDevil eat anything,

right?Right So, go

eat Rabbit!

Well, I guess it's time, old pal. How do

we get started, buddy?Like this.

Are you okay, Geez?No problem. Me

fine. The things we do for academia.

I hate to do this, but I gotta.

Kids, don't try this at home. Your

parents might wonder about you. Oh,

my poor with the whips and fall down.

Ooh, maybe you fall for

my wing. Yes?Oh,

what's this?

You big, handsome hunk of devil.

If you are nice, my way not to a

widow dance with you.

Music, maestro.

I've been monitoring the violence in this

cartoon and find it absolutely repugnant.

This show is...

Oh, Hugo, your manliness

overwhelms me. It is a

little faint, I feel.

Ooh, Hugo, you're safe, I

feel, in your sweaty palms. Like

flesh, game hen, ready for the stuffing.

I think I'm throwing my big food,

darling. HuhI

am throwing for you, like McDonald, for

Sean, or Cher for Sunny.

Quickly, kiss me a fool.

All right, you monster. Where is she?

Aha! Give me that, you... You

devil! You ungrateful swine!

She loved you with all her heart and

soul. Oh, she

cared for you and you were rabid. She

nursed you and you were deloused, you

louse!Silence, little

still one. You'll never see

another sunrise over Frankfurt,

or a moonrise over Miami. Oh,

the ingratitude.

Oh, the agony. Agony.

You poor dead

thing. Me

don't deserve to live. Me don't

deserve to live. Kisk, kisk, poor

little fella. They're gonna fry ya.

Kings preserve us. Oh, we'd best be on

our way, lad. See the better world you'll

be going to. Hi,

Uncle G.

Hello?Oh, the governor for Dizzy Devil?

Sorry, he's all tied up.

I can't do it. It's too gruesome.

Here. On the other hand, maybe I

can do it.

What a maroon.

Time out. I've had enough. Me too. We

both agree this assignment stinks, right?

Here's what we'll do.

All right, buddy.

Oh, no. This day was

so young and and filled with

promise. I blamed

myself. Me too.

We disintegrated our own students.

I guess we showed bugs in ties. Oh, man,

what a totally lame assignment.

I've seen enough. You're a rude,

conniving, disrespectful little rabbit.

Oh, you've done me proud.

And that's a wrap.