01x02 - Hats Off to Hook!/Escape from Belch Mountain

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

One more time!

Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] Hats Off To Hook.

Crackers! Something's
washed ashore!

All hands on beach!

- What is it, Skully?
- What's going on?

Gangway!

It's an unidentified
floating hat!

Cool!

Y'know, I think I've
seen that hat before.

Me too, on the head of a
very sneaky pirate captain.

Do you know
whose hat this is?

Aye! It belongs
to Captain Hook!

Uh-oh! What's it doin' here, all
by itself, without Captain Hook?

I guess Hook
must have lost it.

Well, we found it, and now it's
up to us to return it to him!

Return it to
Hook the crook?

But Captain Hook is
always taking our stuff!

And he never gives
anything back!

Yep, Hook doesn't play fair.
But we're not like that.

Returning his hat is
the right thing to do.

Will you help us return
Captain Hook's hat to him?

Great!

Remember to look out for
gold doubloons, mateys!

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
them in our Team Treasure Chest!

- Is everybody ready?
- I got my sword!

- I got my map!
- And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly!

But only in emergencies!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[chuckles, humming]

- [Hook] Mr. Smee!
- You bellowed, cap'n?

Where's my hat!?

I looked high and low,
but I can't find it! Anywhere!

Oh, my, this is quite upsetting.
But don't worry, cap'n!

I have just the thing for you.

Sharky! Bones!

Could you bring
out the hat rack, please?

Here ye go, Mr. Smee!
It's always a pleasure
t'serve you, sir!

- [chuckles]
- A pleasure, aye!

Ahem!

Here y'go, cap'n.

Plenty of hats, each one
better than the next!

We'll see.

Oh, how about this hat?

No.

Alright, try this one?

No.

How 'bout this one, sir?

No!

This one's all the rage.

No!

No, no, no, no.

Enough! I don't want
just any hat!

I want my hat back!

It must be out there somewhere,
and I'm going to find it!

Mark my words.

[Hook gasps] Mr. Smee!
It's that pesky Jake!

He and his crew
have stolen my hat!

They'll never
get away with this!

Uh, maybe they simply
found your hat, sir,

- and they're returning it?
- Ridiculous! Hoist the anchor!

- Aye aye, sir!
- Yessir, Cap'n Hook, sir!

- [yells]
- [thuds]

Clumsy oafs.

Good thing that catapult
broke yer fall, sir.

Catapult?!

- Oh, dear!
- [Hook] Smee!

Whoa, there goes
Captain Hook now!

He's flying like a bird!

- [crashing]
- And landing like an anchor!

Let's try to see
where Hook landed.

Come on, take a look.

If you see Captain Hook,
call out "ahoy!"

Ooh, that's not Hook.

[Cubby] That's
a bunch of bananas!

[all] Ahoy!

[Jake] Aye! We found Hook...
[laughs] in a jungle tree!

And we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Mr. Smee! Sharky! Bones!

Aye, cap'n!

Present and
accounted for, sir!

I'm here!

Get me down from here!

- We'll do a "Bop and Drop!"
- Oh, dear.

Here's the "bop!"

[Hook sputters, screams]

- And here's the "drop!"
- [grunts]

- Feeling ship-shape, sir?
- [groans] Ship-shape.

[Skully] We're almost there!
This way!

Sir, it's those kids!

- Quick, hide!
- [shrieks]

I'm sure this is where Hook
landed, but I don't see him now.

Keep looking, he's gotta be
around here somewhere.

It's those scurvy swabs!

Now's our chance to get
my hat back. Get ready...

Yikes! That bush
just whispered!

[Smee] But I like
this new hat.

And it's moving!

- Yi, yi, yi!
- Cubby? Wait!

Blast! They're getting away!
After them!

Cubby, whoa, stop!

Are you OK?

Yeah. I just got
a little scared.

I've checked
every tree. No Hook!

Hmmm, I wonder where
he could've gone.

Well... my map shows
that this path leads to...

Sailor Swamp!

Yo-h*, let's go look
for Captain Hook.

Maybe Captain Hook
went this way.

Yuck! It's muddy and deep.

To get across, we need
something that floats,

like a boat.

Do you see anything
we can use like a boat?

[croaks]

Aye! The giant palm leaf!

Come on, mateys!

Hold up your paddles and help us
paddle across Sailor Swamp.

Ready? Paddle,
paddle, paddle.

Paddle, paddle, paddle.

Yeah! We paddled across
Sailor Swamp,

and we got three
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

We still need to find Hook
to give him his hat.

[both grunt]

Cap'n, we're going
to need a boat...

Stop lollygagging!
Out of my way!

Smee...

Oh, dear, uh...
I saved the hat, sir.

I think we lost 'em.

Look, theJolly Roger.

Let's give Hook
his hat back!

Ahoy! Captain Hook!

Hello!

- Guess nobody's home.
- Where could he be?

Right here!
Now give me my hat!

- Here y'go!
- Well, it's about time!

Wait, is this some kind
of pirate trick?!

It's no trick, we found your hat
and we're returning it.

What are you up to?

If I found your hat, I wouldn't
return it. I'd keep it!

Well, we're not like you.

We're returning it because
it's the right thing to do.

Honest, here!

No! I know a trick
when I see one!

Keep that hat
away from me!

But, sir, maybe
it isn't a trick?

Don't try to tell me when
a trick is a trick or not,

I'm Captain Hook!

[Smee] Yes, cap'n! I mean
no cap'n! I mean, oh...

Now what? How can we give Hook's
hat back if he won't take it?

Hmm...

What if we just
drop it on his head?

Yeah...
It's worth a try, Izz.

I bet a pinch of
pixie dust can help.

Of course, sir.

Woo-hoo!

...and this is a trick
if ever I saw one!

- I know every trick...
- B... but, but sir!

[mumbling]

Bad form to interrupt your
captain when he's speaking.

We did it!

We returned
Captain Hook's hat!

And we got four gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

I wonder if Captain Hook is
happy that he got his hat back.

Hook happy? Doubt it!

You know what
would make me happy?

Putting all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two...

[Jake] Three, four, five...

[Cubby] Six, seven,
eight, nine.

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got nine gold doubloons!

Head's up, look what I found!

Pirate hats for everybody!
Woo-hoo!

[all] Yo-h*, way to go!

I'm gonna be a
beautiful pirate princess.

Arrgh! I'm gonna be
Captain Si.

And I'm gonna be
Captain... Cubby!

Come on!

[all chattering indistinctly]

Avast, ye matey!

I'll get my hat back
from those tricky pirates
if it's the last thing I do!

But sir, it's...
It's right there on your...

[stuttering] There, see,
you've done it again!

I've told you,
it's not polite to interrupt!

[stammering] But, I...
But... Oh, dear.

[Jake] Escape From
Belch Mountain.

- [rock music playing]
- Ahoy! It's beach party time!

Go Jake!

Your guitar playing rocks!

Aye! It makes me
twist, twist, twist.

Thanks, mateys. It's easy
to make rockin' music

when you've got a cool guitar.

[rock music echoing]

- [snoring]
- Ooh... [muttering]

What's that noisy-noise?

- I can't sleep!
- [snoring]

Mr. Smee! [shouts]

[stutters] What?
What is it, cap'n?

I can't sleep!

It's all that horrible noise
from Pirate Island.

[distant guitar playing]

So it's Jake
and those puny pirates

making all that noise
with a twangy, surfy noisemaker.

Well, I'll put
a stop to that.

Mr. Smee, set sail
for Pirate Island!

Aye-aye, cap'n!

- [Cubby] Awesome!
- Bravo!

- Skully want more!
- Thanks.

Next, I'll play a special song
I wrote just for my mateys.

It's a tune I like to call,
Yo-h*, Let's Go.

Yo-h*! Let's go!

Hey! My guitar's gone!

- [laughs]
- Hook took it!

Say goodbye to your blasted
noisemaker, scallywags!

Aw, coconuts!

Now we'll never hear
the end of Jake's special song.

Will you help us
get my guitar back?

Great!

Remember to keep a lookout

for gold doubloons, mateys.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.
Then we'll collect 'em

and put 'em in our
Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Hook] At last, Mr. Smee.

Now that I have
the twangy surfy thing,

I can finally
get some rest.

- Cap'n Hook?
- You have a guitar?

Eh, what's this now?
A guitar?

- We had no idea you were so...
- Cool!

Cool, you say? Me?

Because I have a guitar?

- Aye.
- Strum us a tune!

Well, I suppose
I could play a little...

But I thought
the noisemaker

was keeping you awake,
and that's why you...

Pipe down, Smee!

Let this cool dude
play his masterpiece.

[tuneless strumming]

That's horrible!

That does it!

First, this thing
wakes me up,

now it refuses
to do as I say.

[volcano belches]

Ah-ha! Come, Smee.

We're off to toss this wretched
guitar into Belch Mountain,

where it will never
bother me again.

Uh, you two keep an eye on the
Jolly Roger while I'm away.

We'll take good care
of her, cap'n.

♪ Hook, Hook
that sailing bloke ♪

♪ Off to a mountain
that belches smoke ♪

♪ Hook, Hook
When he gets to the top... ♪

We're too late,
Hook's gone.

I wonder where he
took the guitar.

Shh... Listen.

Captain Hook's crew
is singing about him.

♪ Hook, Hook
When he gets to the top ♪

♪ He'll toss the guitar
unless he's stopped ♪

- [chuckles]
- [gasps]

Maybe we can figure out where
Captain Hook took the guitar

if we listen to the song.

Let's all listen carefully
for clues.

♪ Captain Hook
is a cranky crook ♪

♪ Jake's guitar
is what he took ♪

♪ He'll throw the guitar
with a Yo-heave-h* ♪

♪ Off of a mountain
that belches smoke ♪♪

[gasps]

A mountain
that belches smoke?

Do you know what kind of
mountain belches smoke?

Aye! A volcano!

So Hook must have taken
the guitar to a volcano.

Hey, there's a volcano
right here on Never Land!

It's called Belch Mountain.

[Jake] So that's where
Hook is going.

[Izzy] We've got to reach
Belch Mountain before him.

- But how?
- Hook left before us,

he has a head start.

Maybe there's a
quicker way to get there.

Let's check my map.

Hook took Volcano Path.

This long, winding path
to Belch Mountain,

but there's another way.

This path,
and it goes through...

[gulps] ...Slippery
Serpent Forest.

[Jake] Which of these two paths

do you think will get us
to Belch Mountain quickest?

The blue one or the red one?

Aye! The red path through
Slippery Serpent Forest

is the shortest way
to Belch Mountain.

Yay-hey! We figured out
the quickest way to go!

And we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

We better go fast,
or my guitar's gonna be toast!

Look alive,
it's Slippery Serpent Forest!

Gee... [gulps]

Sure hope we don't
bump into any...

...slippery serpents.

- [grunts]
- Crackers!

[sputters]

Hot coconuts,
the slippery serpent!

[Izzy] She looks really nice,
but how do we get past her?

Well, she is
a slippery serpent,

and slippery things
are good for sliding on.

What do you think?

Can we slide along
the slippery serpent's back?

Yo-h*, let's go!

[Cubby] She's so cool!

Everybody, arms up
and slide with us.

Anchors away!

[all] Ya-hoo!

Yippee!

Yo-h*, way to go, crew!

We all slid on the
slippery serpent,

and we got two more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Come on, mateys.

If we want to save my guitar,
we better hurry!

- [volcano belches]
- Yo-h*!

Thanks to your help, we reached
the volcano before Captain Hook.

Just in time, too.
Here he comes!

[Cubby] And look, Jake,
there's your guitar!

- March, Smee!
- But, cap'n... [grunts]

We could move so much quicker
if I wasn't carrying you.

I'm tired, Smee. Remember,
I haven't had my nap-nap.

With us here to stop 'em,
Hook and Smee won't be able

to throw my guitar
into the volcano.

But how can we get
the guitar back from Hook?

And get back
down the path?

- [bell dings]
- I've got an idea.

See those vines?

Let's all pick up
a palm frond, like this.

We'll loop it over a vine,
then we'll hang on

and zip down the vines,
right over Hook and Smee.

And we'll grab the guitar
as we slide by.

Good plan, Izz.

Gangway!

[all cheering]

[Izzy] All right! Got it!

Get back here, rapscallions!

After them, Mr. Smee! Giddyap!

[shrieking]

Here you go, Jake.
Treasure returned.

And we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Way to go, Izzy!

This oughta
slow them down!

[Hook] Step lively, Smee!

I'm trying, cap'n, but this
path is a wee bit slipper... Ah!

Whoa!

Crackers!
Scurvy pirates, 12:00!

- Yo-h*, let's go!
- Yo-h*, let's go fast!

You got it!

Heave-h*!

[Smee] Whoa, cap'n, hold on!

[both shouting]

[screaming]

- [crashing]
- [mountain belches]

Did we get
the guitar, Smee?

Nay, cap'n, but we did
get a lovely view.

How 'bout a little
flying music, Jake?

This oughta power things up.

- [plays up-tempo tune]
- Sweet!

Jake rules!

- Rock on!
- Ow!

- [mountain belching]
- More noise?

How is a cranky
pirate captain

- to get any sleep at all?
- Oh, dear!

- [mountain belches loudly]
- [Hook and Smee scream]

I didn't know Hook
and Smee could fly.

Home, sweet hideout.
Let's count our gold doubloons.

[all] Yo-h*, yeah!

♪ Way, hey
Well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on, let's count
our gold doubloons.

Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two...

[Jake] Three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six.

[Jake] For solving
pirate problems today,

we got six gold doubloons!

Way-hey, crew!
Now, let's jam!

Hit it!

[playing rock music]

Thanks for helping me
get my guitar back, mateys!

Yo-h*, rock and roll!

[Hook and Smee screaming]

Nappy-nap time.

[both snoring]

♪ Don't touch the ground
'cause it's hot, hot lava ♪

♪ You can't even go
on your tippy-toes ♪

♪ Don't touch the ground
'cause it's hot, hot lava ♪

♪ You can't even go
on your tip-tip-tippy-toes ♪

♪ If you drop your tricorn hat
Don't pick it up ♪

♪ Unless you got
a ten-foot pole and ♪

♪ Protective gloves ♪

♪ When I say it's hot
I mean it's ♪

♪ Really hot ♪

♪ It could take a million years
before that it is not ♪

♪ You can't botha
with hot lava ♪

♪ It's way too hot
to step upon ♪

♪ So swing and climb
from vine to vine ♪

♪ Like a monkey does it
all the time ♪

♪ Hot lava, hot lava ♪

♪ Hot lava ♪♪

It's real hot.