01x03 - Off the Hook/Never Say Never!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Har-har!

Ahoy, mateys.

Do you wanna join
my pirate crew?

Great.

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the pirate password.

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

One more time.

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] Off the Hook.

Crackers!
Look alive, me hearties!

There's somethin' dead ahead!

Cubby! Izzy!
On yer toes, mateys!

Hm. What is that?

Blow me down!
It's a skateboard!

- Cool!
- Awesome!

- It's a beauty!
- I can't wait to try it out!

- Me too, Jake!
- Yeah!

You bet! Safety first!

Thanks, Skully!

Watch this! Ha!

Gangway! [laughs]

Hey, Jake,
can we have a turn?

Sure, Izzy! I just want
to do a few more tricks!

Check it out! Oh, yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

- All right!
-♪ Captain Hook ♪

-♪ Dum-dum-dum ♪
- Look at this, Mr. Smee.

Aye, aye,
Captain Hook, sir!

[Hook] That wheely
rolly-thing is astounding!

It's magic! It's fun! Why...

...it's treasure!

And do you know what
that means, Mr. Smee?

That we let those little
sea pups have their fun

while we have a pleasant day
sailin' the high seas?

No! It means I want
the wheely-rolly thing
that Jake has!

Bring me my
Cabinet of Hooks!

Roll it in, boys!

- [groaning]
- Here's your
bloomin' hooks, captain

- As heavy as ever, they be.
- [pops]

I suggest the
Fishing Pole-hook, sir.

Quite fetching,
I must say.

Mr. Smee, set sail!
To Pirate Island!

♪ Captain Hook ♪

[Jake] Awesome!

Sweet! I could
ride this all day!

- And I bet he will.
- I sure wish we
could try it out.

Yeah, it'd be a lot
more fun for all of us!

[Jake] Hey, mates, watch this!

[Hook] Sorry, lad. Time's up!

- What?
- It's my turn now!

Captain Hook,
that's our treasure!

You can't take
it away from us!

Oh, yes I can!

So say goodbye to your
wheely rolly-thing because...

...I'm taking it to Never Land.

And you'll never see it again!
[cackles]

Ah, coconuts!

Now we'll never get
a turn on the skateboard!

We've gotta get it back
from Captain Hook!

Say, mateys, will you help us
get our skateboard back?

Great!

Remember to keep
a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in

- our team treasure chest.
- Is everybody ready?

- I got my sword.
- I got my map.

And I've got
my pixie dust.

Fairies gave it to me
so we can use it to fly,

but only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Smee] Uh, captain, are you
certain this is a good idea?

Of course it is, Mr. Smee.

Mark my words:

riding the wheely-rolly thing
down Never Peak Mountain

will be fun,
and thrilling!

[chuckles] If you say so, sir.

Now, give me a little push.

Aye, aye, captain.

Whoa! [yelling]

[yelling] Smee!

♪ Bing-bong ping-pong ♪

♪ Follow the bouncing hook ♪

♪ Bing-bong ping-pong ♪

♪ Follow the bouncing hook ♪

♪ Well, up and down he goes ♪

♪ And where he stops
who knows ♪

♪ With a rumpus bumpous pogo
all the way ♪

♪ Bing-bong ping-pong ♪

♪ Follow the bouncing hook ♪

♪ Bing-bong ping-pong ♪

♪ Follow the bouncing hook ♪

♪ Bing-bong ping-pong ♪

♪ Follow the bouncing hook ♪

♪ Bing-bong ping-pong ♪

♪ Follow the bouncing hook ♪♪

Whoa! Thunder!

[grunts] Ooh!

Smee?

Get me down from here!

Aye, aye, captain.

But I'm afraid we lost
the wheely rolly-thing.

- [Hook] What?!
- [rumbling]

[Cubby] Thar she blows!

[Izzy] Floating Rock Canyon!
Yay-hey, no way!

How are we gonna get across it?
There's not even a bridge!

But there are Floating Rocks.

We can hop on 'em
and ride 'em across the canyon.

Hop on the rocks with us.

Ready? Hop!

Keep your arms out for balance.

[all] Yo-h*, let's go!

Yay-hey!
We got across the canyon!

And we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Skateboard h*!

Seems to me our treasure hunt
ends here, captain.

Bilge water! If those kids
can make it across the canyon,

so can we.

Yo... Wobbly!

I suggest we try to
balance ourselves, captain.

- Oh, stop fussing, Smee!
- Whoa!

[both yelling]

Skeleton bones!
We made it!

No thanks to you.
Now, stop your lollygaggin'.

We've got a wheely
rolly-thing to catch.

Double quick now!
Hup-h*!

Aye, aye sir! Hup-h*! Oh...

[horse whinnies]

Crackers! Look at it go!

We need to figure out a way
to catch up to the skateboard.

And I think I just found one.

The vine! We can swing on it
to get to the skateboard.

Hey, mateys, watch this!

Whoo-hoo!

Yo-h*, way to go!

We're back on board!

And we got two
more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Cool move, Jake! You caught
up to the skateboard!

And now we got
our treasure back!

Whoa! [yelling]

Izzy! Cubby! Skully!

Don't let the skateboard
get away! Hop on it!

Buckle up!

[Izzy] Ready?

We got the skateboard!

And this time,
we're hanging on to it.

- You guys rock!
- Well, we learned
from the best.

Gee, thanks, Izzy.

Cubby, what's the fastest way
out of the jungle from here?

Looks like we have
to go through...

...Coconut Grove Canyon!

[Hook] Why, hello down there,
ya salty swabs.

Thought you could
fool Captain Hook?
Well, think again,

because you'll never
leave Never Land with
that wheely rolly-thing!

Mr. Smee, shake that tree!

Aye, aye, captain.

♪ Oh, coconuts
are falling down ♪

♪ Falling down, falling down ♪

Ah, coconuts!

How're we gonna get
past all those coconuts?

I bet we could get around them
if our skateboard could fly.

Do you know
what can make us fly?

Aye! My pixie dust!

Perfect for emergencies
like this one!

C'mon, mateys! Stand up,

hold out your arms
and fly with us.

- Ready? Awesome!
- [Izzy] Skateboard's away!

- So long, Captain Hook!
- See ya!

[all] Whoo-hoo!

Ahoy! We made the
skateboard fly

and we got three
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Watch out for those coconuts,
Captain Hook!

They can be dangerous!

Jake, you haven't seen
the last of me... Whoa!

[yelling]
Make it stop, Smee!

- [both yelling]
- I would if I could, captain!

[cheering]

Well done, crew!

The skateboard's back
where it belongs, with us!

Now, let's count
our gold doubloons!

♪Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all cheer]

[Jake] One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven, eight!

Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons!

Now, let's hop on
our skateboard and ride!

- Awesome!
- Sweet!

Gnarly grindage!

Thanks for helpin' us get
our treasure back, mateys!

Yo-h*, way to go!

Ah, we're finally safe,
Mr. Smee.

Now, get me down from here!

Going down, sir?

Smee!

Blast you, Smee!

[Jake] Never Say Never.

Crackers!

Look what I found!

[stammers] Is it a snake?!

[Izzy] It's not a snake, Cubby.

It's my Hipster Twister Hoop!

I thought I lost it forever.

What does it do, Izzy?

It lights up when you twirl it!
Check it out!

Twist and wiggle,
twist and wiggle!

- Yo-h*! Yo-h*, Izzy!
- [laughing]

Mr. Smee, what is this?
A rock?!

Why no, captain.
It's your breakfast bagel!

I can't eat this!
It's too old and hard!

Find me a fresh pastry delight,

with sprinkles on it.

Aye, right away, captain, sir!

I just need... Oh!

Smee! You've broken the
Jolly Roger's steering wheel!

Oh! Now we're going
around in circles!

Whoa, Smee!

What good is a pirate ship
without a wheel to steer it?

Not good at all, captain!

[gags] I'm feeling
a tad seasick!

Seasick?!
Pirates never get... [gags]

- ...seasick...
- [stomach gurgling]

Abandon ship!

Blast!
Now where am I going to find

another wheel
to steer the ship?

[gasps] Look! That big
hoopy-loopy thing is amazing!

It'll make a perfect
steering wheel.

Ooh! It lights up!

I must have that treasure!

Aye, aye, captain!
I'll get on it right away.

You've done enough already.

I've got someone else in mind

who can help me
get that treasure.

Oh, Never Bird!
Come to Captain Hook!

Oh, Never Bird!

[squawking]

Ah, Never Bird!

Listen up, Never Bird!

Go to Pirate Island
and get that hoopy-loopy thing

from those puny pirates.

- And don't disappoint me!
- Never!

[chirping]

Ah, coconuts!

I think the Hipster
Twister Hoop is broken!

It's not broken.
It just takes a little practice.

- All you've gotta
do is twist...
- Never!

- [all] Hey!
- Shiver me timbers!

Where did that
bird come from?

Looks like she's
a friend of Captain Hook!

[Hook] Ah, the treasure!

Hand it over, Never Bird!

[chirping] Never!

What?! Traitor!

You're supposed
to be helping me!

Faster, Smee! I must get
that hoopy-loopy thing!

Ah, coconuts! Now I'll
never learn how to twist

- the Hipster Twister Hoop!
- Don't worry, Cubby.

We'll get it back.
Right, Jake?

Say, will you help us get Izzy's
Hipster Twister Hoop back?

Great!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons, mateys.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put
them in our team treasure chest!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Come on, crew, let's all
look out for that Never Bird.

When you see the Never Bird,
say, "Aye!"

Do you see the Never Bird?

Aye! There she is!

Whoa! She's headin'
to the top of the highest
mountain in Never Land!

Never-Ever Peak Mountain!

Let's follow the Never Bird,
or we'll never ever
get Izzy's hoop back!

The trail to Never-Ever
Peak Mountain goes straight
through the Haha Hedges.

I wonder why they call them
the Haha Hedges.

- [horns blowing]
- [laughing]

These plants are really tickly!
[laughing]

How are we gonna...
gonna get past them?

[laughing] What
if we twist and wiggle,

just like we did
with the... [laughs]

- ...Hipster Twister Hoop?
- [laughs]

Come on, mateys!

Stand up, and twist
and wiggle with us!

Twist and wiggle,
twist and wiggle!

Then you won't
giggle-giggle!

Twist and wiggle,
twist and wiggle!

Then you won't
giggle-giggle!

Yay-hey! We made
it through the Haha Hedges!

And we got three
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go find that Never Bird.

And my hoop!

We have to reach Never-Ever
Peak Mountain first
and... [laughs]

...get the hoopy-loopy thing!
[laughs]

- Aye, aye, captain!
- [both laughing]

Careful, mateys! Now we have
to go through Stinkpot Swamp

past the... pee-yew!
...Stinkpot Plants!

Let's all hold our noses
and jump over the plants!

- Good idea, Cubby.
- Ready?

Jump, jump, jump!

Jump, jump, jump, jump!

All right! We made it
over the Stinkpot Plants
without smelling them!

And we got three
more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

[Smee] Oh, dear me!

Whoo! Stinkpot Swamp
is indeed stinky!

- Eww!
- Get moving, Smee.

Oof! Pee-yew!

Really, Smee!
How stinky can you be?

But it's not me, captain!

I had a bath
two years ago, I did.

[Jake] Come on, mateys!
We're almost at the top!

Never! [squawks]

There she is!
And check it out!

She's using Izzy's Hoop
to decorate her nest.

I'll get it back!

Hello, Never Bird!
This hoop belongs to Izzy.

Could she have
it back, please?

- Never!
- Never?!

- Never!
- Well, how about we trade
you something else for it?

Mm... Never?

Here's a really special hoop
I made just for you.

- Would you like to keep it?
- [squawks] Forever!

[Smee] Yoo-hoo!
Over here, Never Bird!

Give me
that hoopy-loopy thing!

- Never! [squawks]
- Ooh! Oof!

Never!

Barnacles! We need
something to hook the hoop

- and pull it up fast!
- I've got an idea, Jake!

We can put this stick
together with this vine,

and make a fishing pole
to snag my hoop!

Yo-h*, go for it, Izz!

[Izzy] I got it!

Ahoy! We got my Hoop back,

and we got four
more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

[Hook] You're not going
anywhere, young lady!

I need that hoopy-loopy thing

to replace my ship's
steering wheel.

- So hand it over!
- Never!

- Never?
- Hey, Izzy.

Maybe you fly away
like a bird.

- You're right, Jake.
- [squawks]

Do you know what
can help make me fly?

Aye! My pixie dust!

Come on, mateys! Hold out
your arms and fly with me!

Whee!

Blasted cannonballs!
Move it, Smee!

That pipsqueak pirate is getting
away with the hoopy-loopy thing!

Maybe I can reach it..
Oh, my!

[both yelling]

Captain Hook,
do you need any help?

[Hook] I don't
need your help!

Bye-bye, Never Bird! Thanks
for giving me back my hoop!

[squawks]

[Jake] Yay-hey, I'm sure glad
to be back on Pirate Island.

And I'm sure glad
to have my Hipster Twister
Hoop back again!

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into
our team treasure chest!

♪Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all cheering]

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got ten gold doubloons!

OK, Cubby, now you
can play all you want

with the Hipster Twister Hoop.

Awesome! Let's start twistin'!

♪ When you swivel around
like a seasick sailor ♪

♪ Twistin', twistin' ♪

♪ With a hoop on your hips
like the world's equator ♪

♪ Twistin', twistin' ♪

♪ Swivelin', swirlin'
Give it a whirlin' ♪

- ♪ Twistin' ♪
- ♪ Twistin' on Pirate Isle ♪

♪ Now you're hoopin'
loop de loopin' ♪

♪ Twist that Hoop
Hula style ♪

♪ Twistin'
Hoop Twistin' ♪♪

Thanks for helping us get our
treasure back today, mateys!

Keep on twisting! Whoo-hoo!

[Hook] Whoa!

Why, without a steering wheel,
we're still going in circles!

[grunting]
Perhaps it might not be so bad

if we think of it
as a fun ride, captain.

Fun? Never!

Never!

♪ Hey, mate
Come sail the Never Sea ♪

♪ With Jake and me and
the Never Land Pirate Band ♪

♪ When you got a crew
full of pirates true ♪

♪ So much better than
any gold buried in the sand ♪

♪ Gangway for me
and my mates ♪

♪ 'Cause nothing's gonna
get in our way ♪

♪ Never say never
No, never
to a Never Land Pirate ♪

♪ When you're part of this crew
There's nothing
that you can't do ♪

♪ Never say never
No, never
to a Never Land Pirate ♪

♪ When we pull together
We can weather any weather ♪

♪ Through ♪

♪ Never say never
No, never ♪♪