01x04 - Yo h*, Food to Go!/Basketballs Aweigh!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

- [all] Yo-h* h*!
- One more time!

Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] Yo h*, Food To Go!

Come and get it, me hearties!

Ahoy, mateys! What sort of snack
will you be having today?

I'll have a
pineapple surprise, please.

Make mine a
mango smoothie.

Mmm! Raisin nut clusters
for me.

Coming right up!

Mmm-mm.

I'm so hungry, I could eat
a whole bunch of bananas.

[all] Me too!

[growls] You call
this a snack, Mr. Smee?

No, I calls it
fish head porridge, captain.

[stammering]
Is it too hot?

No...
It's too stinky!

[grunts]

[clock ticking]

[growling]

Do you know
how many disasters

you've dished up
this week, Smee?

[stammering] Well... Oh, dear.
I can't quite recall, captain.

[chuckling nervously]
How many?

♪ Monday
it was seaweed soup ♪

♪ Tuesday
roasted rocks ♪

♪ Wednesday
rotten cantaloupe ♪

♪ Thursday
pickled socks ♪

♪ Friday
stinkbug pudding ♪

♪ A triumph of cuisine ♪

♪ And slimy
fish head porridge ♪

♪ In a steaming hot tourine ♪♪

I need something
tasty to eat, Mr. Smee.

Something fresh,
something that's not rotten.

[gasps]
Look at this, Mr. Smee!

Oh, my.

[Hook] Those scalawags always
have a treasure of a snack.

While, I, Captain Hook,
am forced to eat slop!

Smee, prepare the dinghy.

Shall I boil it
or bake it, captain?

[shrieking] I'm not going
to eat the dinghy!

I want to eat
the puny pirate's food.

- Take me to Pirate Island.
- Aye-aye, captain.

♪ Captain Hook ♪

Yay, hey, snacks are served.

Everything looks
dee-lish.

Yo-h*-h* and a bottle of yum.

[Skully]
Wash before you eat!

- Right!
- Of course.

Almost forgot
to wash our hands.

[Hook chuckling]

OK, crew, time to chow down
and eat our snacks.

[Izzy] Huh?

What happened
to our snacks?

Crackers! Our snacks!
We've been Hook-winked.

Thanks for the lunch,
puny pirates.

Ah, coconuts!

We can't let Hook take off
with our tasty treasure.

Say, mateys, will you help us

go get our snacks back
from Captain Hook?

Sweet!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em, and put
them in our Team Treasure Chest!

- Is everybody ready?
- I've got my sword!

- I got my map!
- And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly,

- but only in emergencies!
- Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[chuckling]

[inhaling sharply]
Hmm... Ahh... nectar.

How I shall savor this.

- [bell rings]
- Oh, dear, oh, dear.

Begging your pardon,
captain.

You might have to
savor for later.

Avast, Captain Hook,
those are our snacks.

You've gotta
give them back.

For all the food, Smee.

Heave-h*, head to the
Mysterious River.

We'll lose those
puny pirates there.

Yes, sir! Mysterious River.
Right away, sir.

Look alive, crew.

I heard Captain Hook say he was
going to the Mysterious River.

We've gotta follow him.

Shiver me timbers.
This jungle is so thick,

it's hard to see
which way Hook went.

But we need to get to
the river and catch up to Hook.

Hmm. There's gotta be
a faster way

to get to the
Mysterious River.

[Izzy] I know.

If we climb this tree,
we can go over the jungle

by sliding from
branch to branch.

That'll get us to the river
really fast.

Aye-aye!
Let's all go.

Come on,
slide with us.

Ready?

Put your arms out
and slide.

Yo-h*, let's go!

- Whoa!
- [all cheering]

- [Jake] Yeah!
- Yay, hey!

We made it over the jungle
really fast.

And, we got
two gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and
go get our snacks back.

[humming]

Nice.

[growling]
Oh, I can't wait

to taste this banana!

[Cubby] You'll have to wait,
Captain Hook.

[grumbling]

That banana
doesn't belong to you.

- It's one of our snacks.
- So give it back.

Why, of course.

You can have the peel when
I'm done eating the banana.

- [cackling]
- [monkey howling]

[yelps] Mr. Smee,
pick up the snacks.

We are shipping out to somewhere
we won't be bothered.

Aye-aye, sir!
Captain... Sir.

Yay, hey, no way.

We've gotta get
across the river,

or he'll go eat
all our snacks.

[gasps] Look!

Giant snapping turtles
are blocking our way.

How are we gonna get past them?

What if we hop across the river

by jumping on the shells
of the giant turtles?

Come on, mateys,
stand up and hop with us.

- Ready?
- [all] Hop, hop, hop, hop.

Yo-h*,
way to go!

We made it across the river.

And, we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!
Captain Hook went this-a-way.

So, we're going
this-a-way, too.

[Smee] Ooh, that little
peninsula looks like a nice
place to have a picnic, captain.

- [Skully] There they are!
- [both yelp]

The snack-snatchers.

Captain Hook, hand over
our snacks, please.

Never!

I took 'em so
I can keep 'em.

[stammering]
Oops... Wha... Ooh!

[yelling indistinctly]

[Hook and Smee yell]

Those sea dogs
are getting away!

We need to catch up
to them, but how?

We could use that hollowed out
log and ride it like a canoe.

Aye, Izzy! That's
using your noggin.

Whee!

Whee!

[Izzy] Lean to the left!

- Lean to the right.
- Gangway.

- We're catching up to Hook.
- [Smee] Oh, dear, oh, dear.

Captain, I have a funny feeling
we'll be going...

[Hook and Smee yelling]

I think we better go
the other way.

Good idea, Cubby.
To the other way!

[Hook and Smee yelling]

Blast! All I want
is a simple bite to eat.

Wow! That was fun!

Now, let's go get Bucky,
and go get our snacks back.

Ahh, finally.
Peace and Quiet.

- Break out the banquet, Smee.
- Aye-aye, captain. [chuckles]

[clock ticking]

It's the crocodile!
Save me, Smee!

Ooh! I'll do me best, captain.

- Yo-h*, oh, no!
- [clock ticking]

[Jake] Looks like Hook dropped
our snacks. And I see why.

Ah, coconuts!

How can we get our snacks back
with the croc right next to 'em?

Same way we can help
ol' Hook

and Mr. Smee
get out of that tree,

and away from
the crocodile.

You see, if Hook and Smee
and the snacks could fly,

all our problems
would be solved.

What can make Captain Hook,
Mr. Smee and our snacks fly?

Aye! Pixie dust!

Captain Hook,
would you like some help

getting off
that palm tree?

No, Captain Hook
never needs help.

[Smee stammering]
Are you sure, captain?

Yes! Never!
Never! Never!

Oh, well,
we tried.

Guess I'll just sprinkle
pixie dust on our snacks.

All right!
We got our snacks back.

And we got three
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Thanks, mateys, for working so
hard to get back our snacks.

Now, let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our
Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

- Come on, count with us!
- [all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

- [Jake] Four, five...
- [Cubby] Six, seven, eight.

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons!

And now,
it's snack time!

Eat healthy, me hearties!

[all slurping]

Thanks for helping us get our
tasty treasure back, mateys!

It's always
refreshing to have

fresh fruit snacks
after a day of adventure.

And... even before
a day of adventure.

Yo-h*, way to go!

[crocodile growling]

Perhaps we should have let
Jake and his pirate friends

- help us after all, captain.
- Never! Perish the thought!

[both yell]

Smee! This is
all your fault!

[Crocodile growling]
Bye-bye.

[Jake] Basketballs Aweigh!

[Skully] And Jake
gets the basketball.

He dribbles. He shoots.
He scores!

Izzy gets the basketball.
She shoots. She scores!

- Cubby gets the ball.
- [gulps]

He gulps.
Can he make it?

- [strains]
- Try again, Cubby.

[strains] Ah, coconuts!

I missed again!

I know what'll help.

I'll sprinkle a pinch of
pixie dust on the basketball

to help it fly
through the basket.

Here, Cubby.
Try again.

I think you'll do
much better this time.

[Cubby straining]

- [Izzy] I knew you could do it.
- [Skully] Score!

Shiver me timbers!
I made a basket!

Ah, coconuts!
What did I do now?

Nothing, Cubby. It was me.

I used pixie dust
to help you make a basket.

Izz, you know the fairies gave
you just a little pixie dust.

We should only use it
for emergencies.

You're right, Jake.

What Cubby really needs
is to practice.

The more you practice
sh**ting the ball,

the better you'll get
at making baskets.

Crackers! The basketball
is floating away!

After it, mateys!

- There it is.
- Catch it.

[grunting]

- It's drifting higher.
- Hurry! Quick!

Oh, no! It's heading down
to Bucky's grotto.

It's gonna go
through the waterfall!

The pixie dust will wash off.

Let's go outside
and get the ball.

Mr. Smee, keep a sharp
lookout for anything

- that might be treasure.
- Aye-aye, captain!

And watch where
you're going!

[stammering] But,
captain, it's not me,

it's this round,
bouncy thing.

Bouncing barnacles!

This round, bouncy thing
looks like something fun.

It looks like...
treasure.

And now I have it.

Ahoy there, Captain Hook.
Thanks for finding our ball.

May we have it back,
please?

- Finders keepers.
- That's not very nice.

I am not a
very nice person.

It's true, he's not.

[gasps] The round,
bouncy thing!

Oh, dear.

The basketball!
It's washed out to sea.

Sweet shipwrecks.

Now I'll never get to
practice making baskets.

[Hook] Quickly Smee!

To theJolly Roger,
we've got to catch up with it.

Say, mateys, will you help us
get our basketball back?

Great! Remember to keep a
lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.
Then we'll collect 'em

and put 'em in our
Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Our basketball is
somewhere out there.

Help us look for it.

When you spot it, shout,
"Thar' she blows!"

[Skully] Thar' she blows!

- [Jake] We found it!
- [bell rings]

Well done, crew.

How can we
get it out of the water?

- [bell rings]
- Good idea, Bucky.

We can use his coconut
seashell scooper!

We can steer the ship
to the ball,

- and Bucky can scoop it up.
- [bell ringing]

Let's all point to the right
and say, "Bucky, turn right."

Ready? Bucky, turn right!

[Cubby] Basketball
straight ahead.

Way-hey, crew! We steered
good ship Bucky to the ball.

Scoop away, Bucky.

Yes! We scooped up the ball,
and we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

I'll get it.

- Ah, coconuts! You again?
- Yes, me again. [laughing]

Thank you scalawags
for working so hard

to get the round,
bouncy thing back,

but I'll take it
from here.

Ha! Ooh, How I love
swashbuckling.

Captain Hook took
our ball again!

Now what are we
gonna do?

I bet Bucky's water canon
can knock the ball

out of Hook's hand.
Will you help us squirt water

to knock the ball away
from Captain Hook?

Come on, mateys! Let's do it!

Shout, "Squirt the water!"

Ready? Shout with me.

Squirt the water!

We got the ball back!

And we got two more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Mr. Smee, prepare to launch.

[all] Captain! Hook! Away!

[Hook yelping]

- [all] Huh?
- [thudding]

[laughs] The round,
bouncy thing is mine again.

And this time
I shall never, ever,

never, ever let it
leave my arms...

[shrieks] Ooh.

- [Hook yelling] Not again!
- Follow that ball, mateys!

Look alive,
you knock-kneed slubs!

Get me that round,
bouncy thing!

[Jake] This way!

[all chattering indistinctly]

[all] Whoa!

[Cubby] What is this place?

[Izzy] It looks like
a basketball court

with stone statues for baskets.

[Jake gasps]
And there's the ball.

Round, bouncy thing!

I want it!
Give it to me!

Sorry, Captain Hook,
it's ours.

But I've got
me hooks on it now.

There's only one way
to get it back.

Play me and my crew
in a friendly little game.

All you have to do is
toss the round, bouncy thing

into the statue's mouth
three times.

A basketball game!

You know, captain,
that sounds fun.

And what will make it
even more fun?

The winner of the game gets
to keep the round, bouncy thing.

Captain Hook,
you're on.

Let the game begin.

- Jake gets the jump on Hook.
- [Jake] Go for it, Cubby!

- sh**t the ball.
- OK! [gasping]

Face it, puny pirate,

I'm just a smidgen
taller than you.

- But I'm shorter than you.
- [moans]

I'm on him!

- [shouts]
- Oh, dear.

I made it!
I made a basket!

- Aye! You made it!
- Yo-h*, way to go!

But...
where'd the ball go?

[yelps] I've got it.
I've got it!

- Say, this is fun.
- Thanks, captain.

Why, don't mention it.

- Whaaa...
- [Izzy laughing]

What kind of trickery is this?

[up-tempo music playing]

♪ The captain's lame
He's got no game ♪

♪ He tries each day ♪

♪ But he ends up
fouling every play ♪

♪ That rookie hook ♪

♪ Won't play by the book ♪

♪ He'll beat them all ♪

♪ When he ain't too busy
dropping the ball ♪

[Skully] Second basket
for Jake's crew.

Bilge water and barnacles!

I must win this game.

Smee, Bones, Sharky,
into your positions.

[all] Aye-aye!

- [all yelping]
- Hook's not playing fair.

Maybe a little game of
"tickle the pirates"

- would even the score.
- Thanks, Skully.

Coochy, coochy, coo!

- Coochy, coochy, coo!
- [laughing]

[grunting] Hold still.

[Hook shrieking]

I got it!
Cubby, heads up!

Thanks, Izzy!

- Jake, look alive!
- Jake shoots.

- And scores!
- That's three baskets.

Excellent teamwork, mateys.

Yo-h*, way to go!

The basketball is ours again.

And, we got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Good game, guys.

- Oh, that was fun.
- Anytime, lad!

[Hook, muffled]
Get me out of here.

Ah, Captain Hook,
you need a little help?

Captain Hook never
asks for help.

- Good game, me hearties.
- The best!

Now, let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our Team
Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four...

[Jake] Five, six,
seven, eight.

Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons!

Now, let's sink
some baskets.

Ahh!

[all] Yo-h*,
way to go, Cubby!

Whoa! Practice
really does help.

Thanks for all your
help today, mateys.

Basketballs away!

- [bell rings]
- [all] Yeah!

[Hook muttering]

You sure you
don't need help, captain?

For the last time, Smee,

I can get out of this
all by myself.

- Whoa!
- [thudding]

- [Hook screaming]
- [exclaims] Oh,
well done, captain.

You finally made a basket.

- [up-tempo music playing]
- Blundering bilge pumps!

- What is that stink?
- [gagging]

[man] Oh, it's lunchtime.

♪ Monday it was
seaweed soup ♪

♪ Tuesday
roasted rocks ♪

♪ Wednesday
rotten cantaloupe ♪

♪ Thursday
pickled socks ♪

♪ Friday
stinkbug pudding ♪

♪ A triumph of cuisine ♪

♪ And slimy
fish head porridge ♪

♪ In a steaming hot tourine ♪

♪ Oh, what's that smell
in the galley? ♪

♪ You never can tell
with Smee ♪

♪ You'll shudder and shake
at the things he bakes ♪

♪ You'll fear his fricassee ♪

Cook us up
some guitar, Bones!

♪ Oh, what's that smell
in the galley? ♪

♪ You never can tell
with Smee ♪

♪ You'll shudder and shake
at the things he bakes ♪

♪ You'll fear his fricassee ♪

♪ Oh, what's that smell
in the galley? ♪

♪ One whiff will
make you swoon ♪

Ah, hey.

♪ It's an oily, boily
sticky mess ♪

♪ So you better
hide your spoon ♪♪