01x06 - Happy Hook Day!/No Returns

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

One more time!

Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] Happy Hook Day!

How much longer?
Can I look yet?

OK, Skully,
open your eyes!

Crackers!
What's goin' on here?

Surprise!
Happy birthday!

You mean
happy bird-day!

- It's a party for you, Skully.
- [up-tempo music playing]

♪ It's a happy birthday day ♪

♪ And a happy bird-day, too ♪

♪ It's a happy bird-day
feathered friend ♪

♪ Skully, we love you ♪♪

Here ya go, Skully.
Presents just for you!

Aw, you mateys
are the best!

This is an outrage!
Mr. Smee!

Yes, sir,
Captain Hook, sir!

Look! Jake and his pirates
are wasting

perfectly good treasure
by giving it to that squawky,

feather-faced... bird!

[Smee chuckling] Why, it
looks like they're celebrating

the little fella's birthday!

I don't think that's
treasure, sir,

those are
birthday presents.

I decide what is or isn't
treasure, Mr. Smee!

And birthday presents
are treasure!

I must have it all.

[stammering] But... Oh,
if you say so, captain.

Oh, I say so, Mr. Smee.
I say so.

Woo-hoo! Which one
should I open first?

[Hook] You'll open
none of them!

- Hey!
- Captain Hook!

Skully's presents!

I hereby declare today
to be "Happy Hook Day"!

Let us celebrate this glorious
occasion with a party, Mr. Smee.

Oh, what a
wonderful idea!

[chuckles] Yes.
To Never Land, Smee!

- Quickly!
- Aye-aye, captain!

- Aw, coconuts!
- Hook took my presents.

Don't worry, Skully,
he won't get away with this.

Will you help us get
Skully's presents back?

Great!

Remember to keep a
lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em, and put
them in our Team Treasure Chest!

- Is everybody ready?
- I got my sword!

- I got my map!
- And I've got my pixie dust!

Fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly!

- But only in emergencies!
- Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Welcome to my
Happy Hook Day party!

Sharky! Bones!
Front and center, boys!

Today is
Happy Hook Day!

- [Bones] Coming!
- [Sharky] We be here!

[up-tempo music playing]

♪ It's a Happy Hooky Day ♪

♪ And a Crooked
Hook Day, too ♪

♪ It's a Happy Hook Day
Captain Hook ♪

♪ You stole it, shame on you ♪♪

Here's your Happy Hook Day
presents, captain!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Whatcha get? Whatcha get?

Ooh, ooh, let's see.

It's hard to pick which
present to open first...

Open 'em all!
Open 'em all!

[Jake] You'll open none of them,
Captain Hook!

Those presents
'are for Skully!

- So hand 'em over!
- Please?

Never!

Look out!

Ah, coconuts!

Hook is running away
with Skully's presents!

Step lively, boys!

We'll continue our Hook Day
party at Shipwreck Rock!

Did you hear that?

Captain Hook said they're
going to Shipwreck Rock.

Cubby, how do
we get there?

[Cubby] First, we go through
Big Tree Forest.

Second, we cross over
Bird Bath Bluff.

And then, straight on,
to Shipwreck Rock!

Yo-h*, let's go!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Follow me, mateys,
to Big Tree Forest.

Whoa!
It's big, all right.

[object whistling
through air]

[Izzy] Yay-hey, no way!
Giant acorns!

I don't wanna get bonked
by a giant acorn.

Hmm... maybe we can
use a giant mushroom

so we don't get bonked.

We can hold it like
an umbrella over our heads!

Hey, it's a
mushroom-umbrella!

C'mon, mateys!

Help us hold the
mushroom-umbrella
over our heads!

Yo-h*, let's go!

- [Cubby and Izzy giggling]
- Ya-hoo!

We did it! We got
through Big Tree Forest!

And we got two
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Where do we
go next, Cubby?

[Cubby] Next, we cross
Birdbath Bluff.

Oh, no, it's
Birdbath Bluff!

How can we get past
those geysers?

Less oh, no'ing and more
go-go'ing, Mr. Smee!

Aye, aye, aye, captain!

[all moaning indistinctly]

[all yelling]

[all yelling]

[all thudding]

Blow me down! How can we
get past those geysers?

Hmmm... I've got an idea!

Maybe we can hop over the
geysers when the water stops.

C'mon, let's count
how long it stops for.

Count with me.

One...
two... three...

One more time. When
the water stops, count.

One... two...
three...

Three! That means
when the geyser stops,

we need to hop over it by
the time we count to three,

because that's when
it'll start spraying again.

And, that way,
we won't get wet.

Ready?

[all] One, two, three!

So far, so good.

Now, let's... go!

[all] One, two, three!

Yo-h*, way to go!

We got past
Birdbath Bluff.

And, we got two more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

[Hook] Ah, they'll
never find us up here
on Shipwreck Rock.

[panting]

- [Hook exclaiming]
- End of the road, captain.

Good work, men.

I think we've lost those
pint-sized pirates.

And now it's time
for me to open

the Happy Hook Day
presents. [chuckling]

I see 'em! Hook's about
to open Skully's presents!

Ah, coconuts!

We'll never
reach 'em in time!

Let me try.
I can fly up there.

But you can't handle
Hook on your own.

Ah, but Skully
won't be on his own.

With a little Pixie Dust,
we can all fly!

- Yo-h*!
- Wee!

Well, well. Which present
do I want to open first?

This one,
or this one, perhaps?

Or this one...

Oy, those is
funny-lookin' birds.

Uh, sir? Captain, sir!

- Uh, begging your pardon sir!
- Silence!

You're ruining my
Happy Hook Day!

- [Bones, Sharky gasping]
- [Jake giggling]

[stammering]
What just happened?

- What's going on?
- [Izzy giggling]

Smee!
The Hook Day presents!

They've disappeared!

Sorry, Captain Hook!
These presents aren't for you.

- They're for Skully.
- It's my bird-day birthday!

[Hook screaming]
Blast!

Yo-h*, way to go!

We got Skully's presents back!

And, we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Thanks for helpin' us get
Skully's presents back, mateys!

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons

into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four...

[Jake] Five, six, seven!

Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got seven gold doubloons.

Hey, Skully, it's time
to open your presents!

- Finally.
- I drew it myself. [giggling]

Aww, it's a picture of me!
Who's a pretty bird?

Me, that's who!

Aww, A little swing!

I just love
to swing!

Crackers! It's crackers!
My favorite!

Thanks, me hearties!

This is the best
bird-day birthday, ever!

♪ It's a happy birthday day ♪

♪ And a happy bird-day, too ♪

♪ It's a happy bird-day
feathered friend ♪

♪ Skully, we love you ♪♪

Oh, blast, I don't have
a single Happy Hook Day present!

There, there, captain.

I've got just the thing
to cheer you up.

Oh, goodie!
For me?

It's a pinwheel hook!

So every day will be
a Happy Hook Day!

Mr. Smee, I love it!

- [wind gusts]
- [exclaiming] Smee!

Happy Hook Day... captain.

[Jake] No Returns!

Look alive, me hearties!
Ya-hoo!

Let's see what the sea
washed up today!

- All I see is seaweed.
- I spy an old boot.

And I spot
a bunch of coconuts!

Wow! Check this out!

I've never seen a stick
like this before!

- Toss it here, Jake!
- [straining]

- Crackers!
- Yikes!

That's no plain ol' stick.
It's a boomerang!

When you throw it,
it comes back to you.

- Watch. [straining]
- [whirring]

Whoa! Can I try
throwing the boomerang?

- Go for it, Cubby.
- Come on!

Boomerang zoom!

[whirring]

[straining] Awesome!

[giggling] You said it, Cubby!
It's a really cool treasure.

[Hook] Look at this,
Mr. Smee!

Those pint-sized pirates
are having so much fun

with that
throwy-stick thing.

To Pirate Island, Mr. Smee!

- And make it fast!
- Aye, aye, captain!

- [grunting]
- Watch this, mateys.

- Huh?
- Yay-hey, no way!

The boomerang
didn't come back.

- What happened?
- [Hook] I happened!

- [all] Huh?
- Thanks for the game of catch,

but I'll be taking it from here.

And from you! Toodle-oo!

To Never Land, Mr. Smee!

There we'll have
plenty of room to play

with this
throwy-stick treasure!

That sure was a scurvy thing
for Captain Hook to do.

We gotta get
our boomerang back!

Will you help us
get our boomerang back?

Great!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons, mateys.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em, and put
them in our Team Treasure Chest!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

I can already tell this
throwy-stick thing

is going to be fun!

[straining]

Smee? You have to tell me
before you throw it back!

But it wasn't me, sir!

The throwy-stick thingy
did it by itself, it did.

Pish posh.

A stick can't
come back by itself.

- [straining]
- [yelling, exclaiming]

- [screams]
- [crashing]

Oh, dear.

It must be broken.

I'm throwing it away!
[straining]

- Good riddance!
- [boomerang whirring]

Wha...?

Save me, Smee!

This throwy-stick thing
is out to get me!

[boomerang whirring]

I'm right behind you, sir. I am.

There they go!

Come on! Let's get our boomerang
back from Captain Hook.

- [boomerang whirring]
- Ahh! Smee!

- Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
- Stop this throwy-stick thing!

- Ahh!
- [thudding]

I have to get rid of this
throwy-stick thing!

Every time I throw it away,
it comes back to get me!

What am going to do?

Well, captain, you could
always try giving it back.

Give back a treasure?

Yes... Yes.

I think Jake
and his puny pirates

should have this treasure!

Well, I ne...
Really? Oh, goodie!

Now, let's see,
the sea pups
must be close by

because there's
their pirate ship,

and here's their footprints!

It looks like Jake's crew
went this a-way, captain, sir.

Then we'll go this a-way, too.

I can't tell which way
Captain Hook went.

Maybe he took
that bridge.

Eww! That bubbly stuff
smells stinky.

I sure wouldn't
want to fall in there.

Whoa! That plank was cracked!

We've gotta be careful not to
step on any cracked planks.

When you see a plank with
a crack in it, yell, "Look out!"

[Izzy, Cubby] Look out!

Yo-h*, way to go!
Your turn, Izzy.

[Jake, Cubby] Look out!

Thanks for the lookout, mateys.

[Jake, Izzy] Look out!

Yay-hey! I did it!

We all made it
across the bridge.

And, we got
three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and
go find our boomerang!

Hurry, Mr. Smee.

We're so close
to Jake and his swabbies

that I can
almost smell it.

[grunts] I don't think
that's what yer smellin', sir.

This pond
is really stinky!

I pity the poor fellow
who falls in there.

Phew! You might need to
scrub extra hard tonight

with that fancy-smellin' soap,
captain.

[sniffing, groans]

Where are we now, Cubby?

Peaceful Valley,
where the Snoozy Bees live.

- [bees buzzing]
- [birds chirping]

[yawning] Ah, coconuts.

I'm getting... sleepy.

[yawning] Me too.

That bee buzzing
is so peaceful,

it makes me want to
bunk down and sleep.

We have to do somethin'
so we don't hear

those Snoozy Bees buzzin'.

Let's cover our ears
with our hands.

That way we won't hear
those buzzin' bees.

Ready? Cover your ears!

- [buzzing stops]
- It's working!

I can't hear the
Snoozy Bees buzzing,

and I'm not
sleepy anymore.

- Me neither.
- Yeah.

Yo-h*! We got through
Peaceful Valley.

And, we got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

[bees buzzing]

My, what a lovely,
peaceful sound...

[buzzing]

[growling]

Begone, you buzzy bug!

[stammering] Captain?

I don't think that's a good

- thing to do, I truly don't!
- Silence, Smee!

- Look, he's going away.
- [loud buzzing]

- [Hook yelling]
- [Smee] Oh, dear, oh, dear!

Oh, dear. Oh, no.

[both screaming]

- [all] Captain Hook!
- Puny pirates!

I only want to give
you back this horrible...

I mean... wonderful
throwy-stick thing.

Blow me down!

You want to return
the thing you took from us?

More than
you'll ever know.

Duck, captain!

- Yay-hey, no way!
- Ah, coconuts!

Now we'll never
get our boomerang back.

Maybe we can fly after it.

What can we use to help us fly?

Aye! Pixie dust!

Come on, crew.
Fly with us.

Stand up, raise your arms,
and let's fly!

[Izzy] Yo-h*, yeah!

Way to go!
We got our treasure back!

And we got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and
go back to Pirate Island.

Thanks for returning our
boomerang, Captain Hook!

On the captain's behalf, I'd
like to say, "You're welcome."

Great teamwork, crew!
We got our boomerang back.

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into our

Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three, four...

[Jake] Five, six, seven...

[Izzy] Eight, nine, ten, 11!

[Jake] Ahoy! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got 11 gold doubloons.

Now let's all take turns
throwin' our boomerang!

Boomerang zoom!

Hey, mateys,

who's ready for a
healthy fruit salad?

This boomerang
sure is fun.

Yo-h*, way to go!

Oh, Smee, that throwy-stick
thing was no fun.

Cheer up, captain.

I have something much
more fun than an old stick!

A nice, safe yo-yo!

Oh! That does
look like fun!

I'll take that, Mr. Smee!

Save me, Smee! [yelling]

Wait for me, captain!
I'm on my way!

[both grunting]

- [up-tempo music playing]
- Can I talk like a pirate?

[chortles] Watch this, matey.
[clears throat]

♪ Can you talk like a pirate
says you, says I, I can ♪

♪ I've been talking this way
since me birthday began ♪

♪ You can talk like a pirate
Come on, and give it a try ♪

♪ Avast, ahoy, aye-aye ♪

- Avast! Ahoy! Aye-Aye!
- Very good, very good.

♪ Call me friends
me hearties ♪

♪ And call my pals
mateys ♪

♪ Calls them golden coins
doubloonies, if you please ♪

♪ Call the deck of the ship
the timber under me toes ♪

♪ Livey now we go! ♪

Livey now we go!

Yo-h*!

♪ Scallywags and
buccaneers away ♪

♪ Sayin' what I got to say ♪

♪ But in a pirate way ♪

Ya-har!

♪ Shiver up me timbers
and me bows ♪

♪ I talk like a pirate ♪

- Yar!
-♪ I talk like a pirate ♪

♪ I talk like a pirate ♪

♪ Wherever I go ♪♪

[Sharky] Ah, that's some
pirate talkin', matey! [laughs]