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01x12 - The Never Bloom!/Jake's Starfish Search

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

01x12 - The Never Bloom!/Jake's Starfish Search

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

One more time!

Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] The Never Bloom!

[Cubby] More water
over here, Jake!

[bell clangs]

Bucky sure likes taking a bath!

- [chiming]
- Crackers! What's that?

Sounds like it's
coming from the Map Room.

- [chiming]
- Whoa, check it out.

- What is it?
- Gee, why's it chiming?

I don't know, but there's
something on the back.

It's a note
from Peter Pan!

"To see the Never Bloom,
the rarest flower in Never Land,

follow this compass.
When you hear the chimes,

you'd better get goin',
'cause the Never Bloom

only blooms once
every hundred years.

And that's today!"

The Never Bloom
must be awesome!

Bet you that's why Peter Pan
gave us this compass.

So we wouldn't miss the
blooming of the Never Bloom.

Then we'd
better get going!

- Don't we need a map?
- Not today, Cubby.

Peter Pan's compass
will show us the way.

See this Pirate Pointer?

All we gotta do is
go where it points...

...and it's pointing
to Never Land.

Hey, mateys, do you
want to come along with us

and see the Never Bloom bloom?

Great!

Remember to keep a look out
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
them in our Team Treasure Chest!

- Is everybody ready?
- I got my sword!

- I got my map!
- And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly!

But only in emergencies!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[gasping] Oh, dear,
Cap'n Hook, sir,

we've been searching and
searching and searching,

and we haven't found
any treasure yet!

Can we take just a
wee bit of a rest, sir?

I'm beggin' from the
bottom of me weary bones!

You can rest after
we find treasure.

- [all groan]
- [bell clanging]

[Jake] Yo-h*!
Never Land ahoy!

Cap'n, sir?
It's Jake and his crew!

[Hook] Let's see
what they're up to.

- Quick, hide!
- [indistinct chatter]

All ashore!

So which way
to the Never Bloom?

Let's check the compass
and see where it's pointing.

It's pointing this way!

I hope we make it in time
to see the Never Bloom bloom.

Yeah, or we'll have to wait
another hundred years.

Did you hear that, boys?

A flower that blooms only
once every hundred years.

Why, I've got to have it.

Move it, men!
Follow those puny pirates.

- But, cap'n, I... Oh, dear.
- [groans]

[Cubby] Awesome, we found it!

There's a whole river
full of Never Bloom flowers.

I don't think so, Cubby.

This is just
Sunflower Stream.

And the compass
is pointing toward

the other side
of the stream.

Looks like we
have to cross it.

Come on, everybody,
let's hop across the sunflowers!

[all] Hop! Hop! Hop!
Hop! Hop! Hop!

Yay-hey, we made it!

And we got
two gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and
go find the Never Bloom!

Where to next, Jake?

The compass says,
"Go this way."

Come on!

[all panting]

Are we there yet?
[wheezing]

[gasping]
Please say we are.

Oh, just follow me!

- Hop!
- Hop, hop, hopping, sir.

Maybe too much
hopping, sir?

[Cubby] Whoa! This is
Bouncy Bumble Grove!

And there's the
Bouncy Bumbles!

Big bugs! How are we
gonna get past them?

Let's run around
the Bouncy Bumbles.

It'll be fun!
Come on, everybody! Run!

[all] Run, run, run!
Run, run, run!

Run, run, run!

See you around,
Bouncey Bumbles!

Yo-h*! We made it past
the Bouncy Bumbles!

And, we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Come on, crew...
That-a-way!

Oh, dear...

Those Bouncy Bumbles
are blocking our way!

Oh, nothing gets in the way of
Captain Hook and his treasure.

Get ready to run straight ahead.

- Run?
- I'm too run down to run.

- Just go, go, go!
- [Sharky] Aye-aye, cap'n!

- [Smee] Going, sir!
- [Bones] Yes, sir!

- Whoa! Oh!
- Oh, dear! Oh!

[all grunting]

Methinks we should've
run around them...

Methinks we should've
stayed in bed! [groans]

Ah, coconuts!
It's a dead end!

[Jake] The compass
is pointing up.

We need to climb those vines!

- Come on, climb with us.
- [Skully] Safety first.

Yo-h*, up we go!

[all] Climb, climb, climb.
Climb, climb, climb.

Climb, climb, climb!

Blast, don't those
guppies ever rest?

Follow them!

[exhaling] I'm sorry, cap'n,
but I can't follow anyone.

- Anywhere.
- Anymore!

Bilge water!

I want that Never Bloom,
and you're not stopping

until I get it.

[panting]
So keep moving.

- Aye, cap'n...
- I'll be right behind ya.

Yay-hey! We climbed to the
top of the very tall vine!

And we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em, and go see
the Never Bloom bloom.

[Jake] And there it is!

[grunting, panting]

Crackers! Here comes
Hook, the sneaky snook!

Faster, you buffoons!

Wait here.
I'll be right back.

Hurry, Jake! The Never Bloom
could bloom at any second.

Ahoy, Captain Hook!

Are you here to watch
the Never Bloom bloom?

No, no, no. I'm here
to take the Never Bloom.

It will make a
magnificent treasure.

But the Never Bloom should
be enjoyed by everyone.

Oh, I'll certainly
be enjoying it...

All by myself!

- Now out of my way...
- Yo-h*!

Oh, blast!

[all yelling]

[thudding]

Permission to go
to sleep now, sir?

- Permission granted.
- [sighs]

You made it, Jake.

The Never Bloom
is still sleeping!

[Izzy gasps] Look!
Something's happening.

♪ You've come all this way
to see me bloom ♪

♪ So stand back now
and give me some room ♪

♪ La, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la ♪

[trilling] Ha!

♪ Hop, hop, hop
Don't you ever stop ♪

♪ Never stop! ♪

♪ Run, run, run ♪

- ♪ 'Cause it's so much fun ♪
- ♪ So much fun! ♪

♪ Then you
climb, climb, climb ♪

- Now you're feeling fine!
-♪ Feelin' fine ♪

♪ La, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

- [trilling] Ha!
-♪ La, la, la, la
la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
Don't you ever stop ♪

- ♪ Never stop! ♪
- ♪ Run, run, run ♪

- ♪ 'Cause it's so much fun ♪
- ♪ So much fun! ♪

♪ Then you
climb, climb, climb ♪

♪ Now you're feeling fine! ♪

♪ It's bloomin' time!
It's bloomin' time! ♪♪

Woo-hoo!

[Jake] Yo-h*!
Check it out, mates.

The Never Bloom is
going back to sleep.

♪ So nice to sing
and dance with you here ♪

♪ Now I go back to sleep ♪

♪ For a hundred years ♪♪

[yawning]

Nighty-night!

- [Cubby] Sleep tight!
- [Skully] Sweet dreams!

Blast, I missed it? Oh...

[screams]

[grunts]

Yo-h*, way to go!

We were right on time to see
the Never Bloom bloom!

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons

into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven, eight!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons!

Thanks for coming along with us
to see the Never Bloom bloom.

Let's see it again
in a hundred years!

It's a date!

Oh, what a waste.

I wanted that Never Bloom
for me own,

but I didn't even
get to see it bloom!

Oh, cheer up, cap'n.

I found another
rare flower for you.

And what kind
of flower is this?

- It's a snapdragon, sir.
- [growling, snapping]

Smee!

Oh, dear... Maybe I
should've picked the petunia?

[Jake] Jake's Starfish Search.

[Hook] Oh h*, me dear ol' mum!

I certainly see a strong
family resemblance, cap'n.

- Indeed, I do.
- We'll hang her right here.

Careful, sir...

Tut-tut, Smee.
Any fool can hammer a nail.

Oh! Ow! Ooh! Blast!

Oh, how I wish me dear
old mum were here now.

You know, she used to
sing a special song

that always made my
boo-boos get all better.

[male] ♪ If you have
a boo, boo, boo ♪

Strange... but I can actually
hear that Boo-Boo Song now.

♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
boo, boo, boo, boo ♪

Boo, boo, boo.

- Yo-h*!
- Yay-hey!

Crackers!

Marina, your pet
starfish is awesome!

The little guy
sure can sing.

[giggling]
You're a hit, Sandy!

I'm glad you like
Sandy's song.

'Cause he loves to
sing it all the time.

♪ You don't have
to boo-hoo-hoo... ♪

[Hook] Mr. Smee,
that starfish is singing

the same Boo-Boo Song
mummy used to sing to me!

[gasping] He's a
genuine treasure.

Oh, indeed he is, cap'n.

If that starfish were mine,

why he could sing the Boo-Boo
Song to me whenever I needed it.

Now, set sail for
Mermaid Lagoon.

I must have that
singing starfish!

Oooh! I got another boo-boo!

Jake, could you
watch Sandy for me

while I'm at my
water ballet class?

No problem, Marina. I promise
we'll take good care of him.

Thanks! Be a good boy, Sandy!

- Buh, buh, buh, bye!
- [Sandy] Boo, boo, boo.

♪ Boo, boo, boo ♪

Wow! I could listen
to Sandy sing all day!

♪ You don't have
to boo-hoo-hoo ♪

[vocalizing]

Who's that?

- [humming]
- [all] Mr. Smee?

-♪ Singing for you ♪
- Um... Aloha?

Ah-ha! From this moment on,

Mr. Starfish will be singing
for an exclusive audience. Me.

Come, Smee. Away!

- Yay-hey, no way!
- We've got to save Sandy!

I promised Marina that
we'd take good care of him.

Mateys, will you help us
get back Marina's starfish?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.
Then we'll collect 'em

and put 'em in our
Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, way to go!

Now let's find Captain Hook
and get Sandy back.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

-♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo... ♪
- Why it's amazing, Smee.

Me finger feels
better already.

[Jake] Hook!
We know you're in there.

It's those
meddlesome minnows.

How did they find me?

Oh, they're clever
young scalawags.

I bet they heard
Sandy singing.

Well, then it's a good thing

I set up a sticky
surprise for them.

Heads up! It's a trap!

Yuck! These vines are sticky.

- How can we get through them?
- I've got an idea!

Let's find a space big enough

for us to fit through
without getting sticky.

Is this big enough?

Nah. Too small.
How about here?

Nope. How about here?

Yes! We can crawl
through the vines here.

Come on!

Woo-hoo!

We did it! We made it
past the sticky vines.

And we got
three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Mother of pearl,

- those pipsqueaks got in!
- Boo, boo!

Where's Sandy?

There! With Hook,
the cranky crook!

They're on to us, Smee.
Make haste!

Hasting, sir!

[Hook] Blast!

[both grunting]

[screaming]

[Hook] Ow!

[Sandy] ♪ Boo, boo, boo
boo, boo... ♪

Do you hear that?

Sandy's somewhere in
Curvy Path Hills.

What's best way
to get over them?

Let me check my map.

To get through the hills,
we go down Yellow Rock Path,

then Blue Rock Path,
and then Red Rock Path.

Remember, it's
yellow, blue, red.

Follow me!
Down Yellow Rock Path.

Down Blue Rock Path.

Down Red Rock Path.

Yay-hey! We got through
Curvy Path Hills.

And we got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

♪ Boo, boo, boo,
boo, boo, boo, boo, boo ♪

Ahh! My new boo-boo's
all better!

[Jake] Hold up, Hook!
Give us back Sandy!

Blast those
do-gooding do-gooders!

Follow me, Smee.

[yelling]

- Ouch!
- Oh, my...

Another boo boo, cap'n?

Yes! Sing to me.
I beg of you.

- [Jake] There they are!
-[Sandy] ♪ Boo, boo, boo ♪

Sandy, we're on our way!

Don't those puny
pirates ever give up?

Egads! What is this place?

- [Sandy] Boo, boo.
- We're in Tiptoe Pass.

The slightest noise will
make those towers collapse,

and then
coconuts will fall.

Then we mustn't
make a sound.

That means you, too.

-♪ Boo, boo, boo ♪
- No, no. Not now.

[sighing] Now, keep quiet.

Forward, Smee.
And not a peep.

[Smee] Not a peepin', sir.

Shh... Hook's trying
to get away from us.

Be very, very quiet.

- Oh, dear, oh, dear.
- Quiet, Smee.

- [Sandy bouncing]
- Sit still.

Ahh... Ahh!
[sneezes]

[rumbling]

[both screaming]

Ah, coconuts... Coconuts!

- [yelling]
- Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!

Izz, we all need to get out
of here. This is an emergency!

And that's just what
my pixie dust is for.

A little for us...

...and a little for you!

- Oh, dear, oh, dear!
- Yay-hey!

We rescued everyone
from the falling coconuts.

And we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

- Gotcha, Sandy!
- Oh! Hand him over, lad.

Nuh-uh! We're taking
Sandy back to Marina.

- Boo?
- So, it's time for
you to fly away, Hook.

[grunting]

Stand still, you flying bug!

I really think you
should keep moving, Hook.

- And duck!
- Oh, please,

I'm not falling
for that old trick.

[ducks honking]

Oh, blast. [screaming]

- [Hook] Ouch!
- Oh, my, cap'n.

I believe you have
another boo-boo.

Oh, I'm one big boo-boo!
Sing me the Boo-Boo Song!

♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo
You don't have to boo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo
If you have a boo, boo, boo ♪

♪ I can make it better
by singing for you ♪

Looks like he won't be
needing Sandy for his boo-boos.

♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪♪

[all cheering]

Where were you?
I was getting worried.

Everything's OK now, Marina.
Captain Hook took Sandy,

but we all worked together
to get him back.

And now
he's safe and sound.

♪ Boo, boo
ba-ba, boo, boo, boo ♪♪

[gasping] That's
music to my ears!

[giggling]
Thanks, everybody.

- I knew I could count on you.
- Anytime, Marina.

Now that Sandy's
back with Marina,

let's put all our Gold Doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way, hey
Well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five,
six, seven...

[Izzy] Eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got ten gold doubloons!

Thanks for all your
help today, mates.

We never could've gotten
Sandy back without you!

[sighing] So many boo-boos.

[grunting]
Excuse me, cap'n.

But I thought if your
mum's picture was close by,

you might feel a wee bit better.

[yelling]

Why thank you, Smee.

It's almost like me dear old mum
is right here with me.

[Smee] ♪ Boo, boo
boo, boo, boo ♪

♪ You don't have
to boo-hoo-hoo ♪♪

[both play up-tempo rock music]

-♪ Remember the time
we met Captain Hook ♪
- Captain Hook!

♪ Captain Hook!
Remember the time
we met Captain Hook ♪

♪ Lost out on the sea ♪

♪ He swam away
from a crocodile ♪

- Crocodile!
-♪ Crocodile! ♪

♪ He swam away
from a crocodile ♪

♪ Who wanted
him for tea ♪

- ♪ Swim away ♪
- ♪ Swim away ♪

- ♪ Crocodile ♪
- ♪ Crocodile ♪

- ♪ Drink your tea ♪
- ♪ Drink your tea ♪

♪ And sing along
our pirate song ♪

♪ Allow me to introduce
Sharky and Bones ♪

- Sharky and Bones!
-♪ Sharky and Bones ♪

♪ Allow me to introduce
Sharky and Bones ♪

♪ Why that is him and me ♪

♪ We row the boat
and play pirate rock ♪

- Pirate rock!
- Pirate rock!

♪ We row the boat
and play pirate rock ♪

♪ 'Cause that's
our favorite thing ♪

- ♪ Swim away ♪
- ♪ Swim away ♪

- ♪ Crocodile ♪
- ♪ Crocodile ♪

- ♪ Drink your tea ♪
- ♪ Drink your tea ♪

- ♪ Sharky and Bones ♪
- ♪ Sharky and Bones ♪

- ♪ Row the boat ♪
- ♪ Row the boat ♪

♪ Pirate rock ♪
♪ Pirate rock ♪

♪ And sing along
our pirate song ♪

♪ And sing along
our pirate song ♪♪

[laughing] Yeah!