01x20 - The Sword and The Stone/Jake's Home Run!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Har-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the pirate password.

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

One more time.

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] The Sword and the Stone!

[Hook] Keep your
eyes open, Mr. Smee.

Oh, they're
wide open, captain!

Um... What are we
looking for, again?

Anything that might
lead us to treasure.

A shovel in the sand.
An "X" on the ground.

[grunts] A secret stone door!

Why, what a
coincidence, captain...

There's a stone door
right there!

And it looks like it
hasn't been opened in years.

Maybe there's something
special behind it.

Like, oh, I don't know,
perhaps, treasure?

Treasure, you say?
Help me open the door.

Pull, Smee, pull!

[both straining]

Try pushing!

It's no use, captain.

[grunting] This door
just won't budge.

Blast! I must get it open.

Look, captain! I think I've
seen this shape before.

Reminds me of the
sword Jake has.

Perhaps, Jake's sword

is the key to opening
the secret door.

I've figured it out,
Mr. Smee!

The puny pirate's
sword is the key
to opening the door.

I must have that sword!

I suppose you'll
try to get it by

- hook or by crook?
- Oh, both, Smee, both!

[chuckling]
Oh, captain.

Got it!

Good throw, Jake!
Heads up, Cubby!

It's comin' to you next!

[Cubby] Ah, coconuts!

There goes our game of
Pirate Ship Ring-Fling!

Don't worry, mateys.
I'll get it down.

- Here you go, Cubby.
- Awesome save, Jake!

Thanks, Cubby!

I couldn't have done it
without my sword.

- Hey!
- Thank you, Jake.

Hook! You can't
take my sword.

I can take it...
I did take it...

And now I'm taking
it away. Ta-ta!

I've gotta get my sword back.
Peter Pan gave it to me!

I don't know what
I'd do without it!

Don't worry, Jake.
We'll get it back!

- Yeah!
- You bet!

Will you help me get my sword
back from Captain Hook?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em, and put
'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

I've got my...

Whoa, but I don't
have my sword.

But, I've still
got my map!

And I've got
my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Now, let's go get
your sword back!

- Lead the way!
- Yeah! Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Blast and bilge water!

Those scalawags
are right behind us.

This sword will open
the secret stone door,

and I don't want those
puny pirates stopping me.

Smee, slow down
that blasted ship!

Aye-aye, captain!
Slowing it down.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Oops.

- [Bucky's bell clangs]
- Ah, coconuts!

Bucky's sail is ripped!

- We'll never catch up to Hook.
- Hang on, Bucky!

I'll just cut down your flag
and use it to patch the...

But, I can't
cut down the flag.

I don't have my sword,
that plan won't work.

It's OK, Jake!
You'll think of something.

Yeah! You don't need
a sword for thinking!

You're right... I've got it.
Cubby, toss me your map!

Aye-aye, Jake!
[grunts]

- That oughta do the trick!
- [Bucky clangs his bell]

You did it, Jake.
Yo-h*, way to go!

We fixed Bucky's sail,
and we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and
go get Jake's sword back.

- Whoa!
- Don't look down, sir,

don't look down!

Hurry, captain, Jake and
his crew are right behind us!

- [exhales]
- [Jake] Come on, mateys!

[Cubby] The log bridge
is dead ahead.

Yes, they are, Smee.
But not for long!

[laughing] No more bridge.

Let's see the
popinjays follow us now!

Crackers!

[Cubby] Look what
that sneaky snook

did to the log bridge!

How're we gonna
get across the river?

If only I had my sword,
I could cut down some bamboo

and build a bridge
to help us cross.

I've got it! This is
a real emergency, Izzy.

A little pixie dust
could help!

Then it's pixie dust away!

Skully, give it
a little push!

- [grunting]
- It worked!

Let's move, crew!

Yo-h*! We did it.
We crossed Roaring River,

and we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and
go catch up to Captain Hook!

Stop, Captain Hook!
That sword is mine.

I'd like it back, please!

Ha! You're too late,
pipsqueaks!

I'm about to use
your sword to open this door!

Behold!

- Pull, Smee, pull!
- [both grunting]

Look! There's a
message from Peter Pan!

From Peter Pan?

That means that
Peter Pan's treasure

must be behind this door.

Read the message!
Read the message!

It says, "Only a great
leader will open this door,

with an enchanted sword,
and nothing more."

Why, I'm the greatest leader
in Never Land!

And opening the door
will prove it.

[grunting]

Flotsam and jetsam!

What is wrong
with this door?

If the sword won't work
for me,

I'll see to it that it
won't work for anyone!

I shall destroy it!
[grunting]

Oh, no! That's my sword!
You can't do...

[both screaming]

- Smee!
- On me way, captain!

Boy, they sure
left in a hurry!

So fast, they left
something behind!

We got my sword back!

And, we got six more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Good work, Jake.

I knew you could find a way
to get your sword back!

My sword is really special.

Peter Pan gave it to me
so I could be a good leader.

And you are
a good leader, Jake.

You've got what it takes,
in your heart.

Peter would be
proud of you.

Peter! Let's see what
surprise he left for us

behind that stone door!

Cool! It's a hidden tunnel!

Crackers!
Where's it go?

Only one way
to find out!

Yo-h*, let's go!

- Yeah!
- Way-hey!

- Woo-hoo!
- Whoa!

Crackers!

That's one ginormous tree!

- Whoa! Cool!
- Awesome!

Whoa!

[Jake] That shape.
It's my sword!

This is the tree where Peter Pan
got the wood to make it for me!

That is one special tree!

If it can grow
this big underground,

it must be very powerful.

Wow. It's a real honor
to carry this sword,

and lead such a great crew!

Whoa! Look alive, mateys!
Exit ahead!

[all laughing and cheering]

- Awesome ride!
- That was crackertastic!

I can't wait to come back
and check it out again.

Now that I've got
my sword back,

let's put all our
gold doubloons into our
Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight,
nine, 10, 11, 12!

Yo, h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got 12 gold doubloons.

Thanks for helping me
get my sword back, mateys,

and for helping us all
discover Peter Pan's

secret tunnel
and amazing tree!

Yo-h*, way to go!

Where are you taking me,
Smee?

I've found something very
special for you... there!

Ta-da! Your very own
sword in the stone.

Why, there's even an
inscription from Peter Pan.

"To all sneaky snooks,
this means you,

he who draws the sword
from the stone,

- shall get his due."
- Step aside, Smee!

I, Captain Hook, shall draw
the sword from the stone.

I did it!

This proves I am the
very best pirate in Never Land!

[screams]

[Hook] Blast!
Peter Pan tricked me, again!

- [clock ticking]
- [Hook] What's that
tic-tocking sound?

- [growling and snapping]
- Smee!

Oh, dear!

[Jake] Jake's Home Run!

Head's up, me hearties!
And play ball!

[Cubby] Come on, Jake!
Throw it here.

You got it, Cubby.

- Wow! Cool ball!
- It sure is.

Thanks! I got it from my
favorite baseball team,

- the Tortuga Manatees!
- Batter up!

Hey, batter, batter, batter.

I got it! I got it! I...

- Huh?
- [burbling]

Run! It's a sea monster!

- [both grunting]
- It's not a monster,

it's just a
friendly octopus.

[burbling happily]

Ahoy, Mr. Octopus.
Nice catch!

Do you wanna play
baseball with us?

- [burbling in agreement]
- Great!

Now let's play ball!

- They're playing baseball.
- Ah, baseball.

What happy memories.

Summer afternoons,
playin' ball with me mates!

Oh, don't you just
love baseball, captain?

I used to, Mr. Smee.

But, when I was
just a wee lad,

I was never picked for the
team and I never got to play.

Oh, my! That sounds
horrible, captain.

That's why I shall
take that ball away

so I won't ever have to hear or
see anyone play baseball again!

- [ball splashes]
- Oh, dear.

[all laughing and cheering]

[whispering] Move it, boys.
I want that baseball.

Jake, keep your eye
on the ball!

Go, go, go!

[both] I got it!

[Hook] No, I've got it!

You win some,
you lose some!

Come on, Captain Hook.
Give me my ball back, please.

It's the only one I got.

The only one?
Good! Follow me, boys.

[burbling angrily]

- [all screaming]
- [Smee] Oh, dear!

- [Hook] Head for the jungle!
- Yay-hey, no way!

We can't let Hook
take Jake's baseball.

And we won't.

Will you help us get my
baseball back from Captain Hook?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a
pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em, and put
'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go
get my baseball!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Hook] Step lively, boys!

Through Tiptoe Pass and straight
to the Big Bottomless Pit!

That's where I shall
rid Never Land

of this wretched baseball
by throwing it in!

Oh! Can I hold the ball,
captain, please?

Pretty pirate please?

Oh, well since
you asked so nicely.

[chortling]

Baseball's more fun than
a barrel full of monkeys!

[Cubby] Hook left
more footprints
than a herd of hippos!

Blast! It's those
scurvy swabs.

And they brought that
ghastly beast with them!

We need to slow down
those puny pirates...

...but how?

Barnacles!

[Bones] Oopsies!

[Sharky laughing]
Good one, Bones!

Oh, thanks, mate!

I was just tryin' to
help out the captain.

As you all should.

Now, on to the
Big Bottomless Pit!

Ah, coconuts.

How are we going to
get over all these coconuts?

Well, I've got an idea!
The octopus has eight arms.

He can carry us
over the coconuts.

[burbling in agreement]

That tickles!

Hey! Thanks
for the lift, big guy.

Way-hey!
We got over the coconuts!

And we got
two gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go get my
baseball back from Captain Hook!

Follow me, boys,
to the top of this hill.

At last...
Big Bottomless Pitt!

[Bones] Careful, captain!

If the ball falls down that hole
it'd be as good as gone.

Then nobody'd get to
play with it.

That's the idea,
you sea slugs!

Down and down, she'll go...
Where she'll stop, nobody knows.

[laughter]

Pardon me, captain,
but it's the sea pups.

Smee! You and the boys
throw this baseball

down into
Big Bottomless Pit,

and I'll distract Jake
and his crew... with this.

- A moldy mango, captain?
- Exactly, Mr. Smee.

The puny pirates are far away,
so from this distance,

they'll think
it's their ball. Watch!

Ahoy there, puny pirates!
Are you looking for something?

My baseball!

If you want it, catch this!

[Izzy] Shiver me timbers!

How can we get up there?

Maybe Mr. Octopus

can stretch out
his arms and make a ladder!

Come on, let's show our pal
how to stretch.

Arms up, and stretch!

I knew you'd make
a great ladder!

- Thank you, Mr. Octopus.
- [burbling happily]

All right! We got up
to the top of the cliff.

And we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em,
and go get the ball.

Hey! That's not my ball!

It's a moldy mango.
Hook tricked us!

[giggling]

[up-tempo music plays]

♪ [Sharky] Shiver me timbers
Baseball bat! ♪

- ♪ [Smee] Pirate baseball ♪
- ♪ [Bones] Pirate baseball ♪

♪ [Sharky] Don't have a glove
I'll use me hat ♪

- ♪ [Smee] Pirate baseball ♪
- ♪ [Bones] Pirate baseball ♪

♪ [Sharky] Swing the bat
Kick up a squall ♪

What's this? Can those
be the happy sounds of...

- [all humming]
- ...baseball?!

What is the meaning
of this?

You swabs were supposed to
get rid of the ball.

But, captain,
we couldn't help ourselves.

Aye, every matey
loves to play baseball!

Enough!
Hand it over.

I'm going to finally get rid
of this blasted baseball...

[Jake] Hook!

Give us our ball back!

No, no, no...
Not ever, ever, never!

Sorry, sea pups.

It's just that when
the captain was a wee pirate,

he never got picked
to play on a baseball team.

Snap to it, boys!

It's time to toss this ball
into the Big Bottomless Pit

- where it belongs.
- This game is over, Hook.

But, I'm not
playing any games.

Hand me the ball.

Smee, catch.

Wow! Hook's pretty good
at pitching.

- [Smee] Oh, dear!
- [Izzy] Got it!

[both grunt]

[Smee] It's a long drive
to center field.

Hook dives, and makes
a spectacular catch!

- And the crowd goes wild!
- [all cheering]

You're quite the natural
ballplayer, captain!

Yeah. You've got all
the right moves, sir!

And you look like
you're having fun, too.

Really? How curious!

[chortling] Stop that!

We'll take that ball,
please, Hook!

But we're still playing.
Sharky? Catch!

- Who put out them lights?
- Oh, fish bubbles!

- Ah, coconuts!
- I got it!

No, I've...

[Skully] Crackers!

The ball's going
to fall in that pit!

- [gasping] What have I done?
- Izzy, this is an emergency!

Then it's...
pixie dust away!

[gasps]

Yo-h*, way to go!

We saved the ball
just in time.

And we got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go back
to Pirate Island!

- Here ya go, Jake. Catch!
- [Hook] Boys, I want that ball!

- No!
- Oh, dear!

- Mama!
- [burbling]

Oh, barnacles.

Now that we got
my baseball back,

let's put all our
gold doubloons into our
Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Cubby] Five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo, h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got nine gold doubloons.

Great teamwork, mateys!

Now let's play ball.

Heads up, Cubby!
It's coming to you next.

- [leaves shaking]
- Huh?

Ah, coconuts.

Look who's
spying on us again.

I bet Captain Hook really
wants to play baseball.

Ahoy, Captain Hook!
We can use another ballplayer.

And we'd like to pick you
to be on our team!

Me? On a baseball team?

Well... Play ball!

Hey, batter, batter!
Hey, batter, batter.

Swing!

Woo-hoo!
It's a home run!

- [Jake] Cool!
- [Cubby] Awesome!

- [Izzy] Sweet!
- Oh, how I love baseball.

I really do!

[up-tempo rock music plays]

-♪ Remember the time
we met Captain Hook ♪
- Captain Hook!

♪ Captain Hook!
Remember the time
we met Captain Hook ♪

♪ Lost out on the sea ♪

♪ He swam away
from a crocodile ♪

- Crocodile!
-♪ Crocodile! ♪

♪ He swam away
from a crocodile ♪

♪ Who wanted
him for tea ♪

- ♪ Swim away ♪
- ♪ Swim away ♪

- ♪ Crocodile ♪
- ♪ Crocodile ♪

- ♪ Drink your tea ♪
- ♪ Drink your tea ♪

♪ And sing along
our pirate song ♪

♪ Allow me to introduce
Sharky and Bones ♪

- Sharky and Bones!
-♪ Sharky and Bones ♪

♪ Allow me to introduce
Sharky and Bones ♪

♪ Why that is him and me ♪

♪ We row the boat
and play pirate rock ♪

- Pirate rock!
- Pirate rock!

♪ We row the boat
and play pirate rock ♪

♪ 'Cause that's
our favorite thing ♪

- ♪ Swim away ♪
- ♪ Swim away ♪

- ♪ Crocodile ♪
- ♪ Crocodile ♪

- ♪ Drink your tea ♪
- ♪ Drink your tea ♪

- ♪ Sharky and Bones ♪
- ♪ Sharky and Bones ♪

- ♪ Row the boat ♪
- ♪ Row the boat ♪

♪ Pirate rock ♪
♪ Pirate rock ♪

♪ And sing along
our pirate song ♪

♪ And sing along
our pirate song ♪♪

[laughing] Yeah!