01x01 - Episode 1

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wo woo

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cry slowing down you idiot there are

children here bloody cars how much pain

will our children have to suffer in the

future because of those bloody cars

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good afternoon ladies and Gentlemen

please welcome the world number

174 sexa

Pusa sesa how do you feel about going

out in the first round and strike

s

disappointed but at least now I have

more time to spend with my boyfriend and

my dogs and my cars and my houses and my

boats any more questions questions can

we take some more photos just a

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couple seor how about a post sucking on

this banana that's enough

thanks and now the champion of champions

world number one and winner again this

week puga ovich

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the Fest forehand of her

generation any

questions can we have SAR out again

please

no well um I'm going to try for a full

body orgasm tonight

and we've been practicing the breathing

in the classes and I think I'm think I'm

about ready

so wish me

luck well I don't think that was a full

body orgasm um I mean I got I got some

tingling up my spine and that but oh

well we'll try again tomorrow

um maybe I had one there uh I'm still

not sure I had some pins and needles in

my my scalp and my leg shook a bit e

but I'm still not sure but um try again

tomorrow

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though now that was a full body orgasm

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so Sarah how did you get the flat so

minimalist did you get an expert in no

no it was nothing like that um we just

got Mark Jr hooked on the heroin and

eventually sold off all their

stuff

nothing welcome to proven proverbs today

we will be dissecting the saying what

you do not know cannot hurt you Dr

Flipside if you

will in this experiment Dr

Flipside will be the one who does not

know and these will be the things that

according to the

proverb cannot hurt

her Dr Flipside do you know what I have

in my hand I have absolutely no idea

then this should not hurt a

bit Dr Flipside did that

hurt then we can d

from this that what you do not know

cannot hurt you is false and therefore a

proverb

disproved

goodbye next week on proving Proverbs

lecture 14 B don't cut off your nose to

Smite your

face Heavens this necklace is a right B

M could you get the class I think it's

jammed um I'm sorry I misread the

signals

there uh

Danny later are going out when you're

finished I maybe who's this young boy

Shena m is Danny he's in my

class

Danny you should see for dinner we get

fish suppers but Mom and D off you

going do you like my face glitter Dy do

you do you

uh oh look at that some of the Glitters

get into my belly Buton

you my Danny sexy it it's very nice Mrs

Dy we should talk good one night and

here we dance do you like the

dancing nice sorry no do you want to see

my other

Pier who's this young boy

Shantel it's shus

pal where is Shenika I Mak chips

get me a special fish and a coup of

onions I've got a bigger appetite than

my daughter and her

daughter is that right lovely tracky

bons Daniel smooth and Sleek but with

easy

access is that young boy jel

got me a STI pie supper a single

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sausage is

yakovich what is their president

USA HRA

HRA Bill Clinton Fino

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an Bill

Clinton do correct is

George

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Bush

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isos your wedding day is the biggest day

of your lives which is where Flora

becomes so

important nothing fulfills the

manifestation of devotion more than the

ostentation of Nature's decorative

jewelry the cherishing Aura exuded by

your floral arrangements affects and

guides your assemblage to the Head space

of tenderness evolving your Union to the

compassionate Zenith you dream of Hustle

you you to if you're passing the shop we

need te

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B get up we could see it was a dummy

obious

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what a

NS look at this SS this is my ARS bet

you wish you had an like

this it's like a big pink

Peach buns buns la la

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la AR what a n what a n AR

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this is mys

ha this is my it's not yours it's mine

that's my

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do I have a tale of wo for you and that

is wo as in wo that's unbelievable this

morning I tumbled out a bed and stumbled

to the cludy to perform my usual

ablutions when shock horror I discovered

a growth on my lady's area M I need

kicked myself I was sitting where I was

sitting

I decided to investigate further and

with trembling hands and legs of Kimbo I

had a we root around tend to

pick you can imagine my relief when I

discovered that in fact a purple leaf

had somehow attached itself to my person

and how did the said foliage Wing its

way into the bush well let's just see I

uh underestimated the detonation

properties of a foaming bath b*mb

and

flavor pamper yourself stupid it said on

the label I'm must AED a small print

that said and scare yourself

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shitless wow you look gorgeous can you

see my neckers at the back

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no right let's go

Jackie I've really enjoyed this so have

I it's exactly what I've been needing

just something nice and simple and

uncomplicated I'm sorry

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excuse

me are you still bleeding you

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b*stard tonight at 11 how professionals

make love this week the fast food sales

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Squad okay recruits this is Riot

training here you will learn how to deal

with unan unrest and crowd control on

the table you will see a standard this

your right shield and time please pick

them

up this is great this is like it's like

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Zulu

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out there's your change have a good one

and take it easy

thanks remember keep it shut

right how do there Tiffany get a sweet

is done stand at peace how you keeping

Ronin get done and leave mommy stuff

alone I want sleep Tiffany shut it and

Mommy will turn your we

a*s is it Ronin get done leave mommy

stuff alone many times I can tell you

look you you spy T can I just pay for my

wine and my micro pizzas and get their

wings up the road before I Bush some

b*stard there's your change have a good

one and take it easy

excuse me are you Caroline yes hi I'm

Alister nice to meet you sorry I'm late

my wife's funeral to

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bloody I'm Jenny kleon join me tonight

on hot

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how's your boy ask me S and on terrible

he was in with a bad L is me my Francis

was the same and my

B he no a bad lad is just a we bit wild

wild

wild it was him that stole that c he was

just admiring it it was that bad we

b*stard Jason Clint a witness spit in

his face well it was him that broke into

the car and forced my Dexter to drive it

and then the forensics tries to say that

my de a fishous on the parcel shelf but

them ah cuz that's inadmissible you need

to get a subpoena to sequester the to

sequest that's

right even if my de H shot shelle he

been under a lot of stress recently

since me and his stepdad broke up so it

was no wonder he was needing and there's

mitigating circumstances there anyhow

mitigating I you'd think they'd be

arresting the real criminals no hassling

your

Dexter you could do them for

intimidation and mental stress not

intimidation and mental

stress

stress and you want to buy C

St okay now come get

him I'll be with you in just a sec

uh ah

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give you a St is scoped in my

pants there you go ladies you've got him

well

trained cliche cops don't move okay

Madam wa you've got him well trained p

is rotten come

on you

that is a darling clutch bag is it Jean

Paul duer of course where did you get it

the fashion center but wait till I tell

you this little madam there had her eye

on it too and as I lifted the bag she

grabbed it right out of my hand what did

you do I just bed her F Square on the

pie and made off with

it you

I can fall as sleep whatever I like let

be back in there it's a dive man place a

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dive ah she me you can sh me

later listen I'm going to have to stop

at a bank right okay sorry if IE this in

the back of the cab I'm be

sick it's £5 to clean up the p and see

stop B need to stop our Bing off cuz I'm

busting for a slash

man

my I'll get a Polish I'll get a

poish he

man hey Poli nothing to see here school

man what you doing

just had a bit Brian how are you

feeling numb totally

numb when he called I thought it was a

sick

joke no I wish it

was what was it that happened heart

attack

Von he was fine this

morning kissed me in the cheek said he'd

see me for dinner and

let me

score I wish there was something I could

see there's nothing you can

see nothing anyone can see

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I spy my little

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eye oh that said Danny Son run your

fingers through

me and before we go we have a quick look

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