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02x01 - Bucky's Anchor Aweigh!/The Never Rainbow

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

02x01 - Bucky's Anchor Aweigh!/The Never Rainbow

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♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Bucky's Anchor Aweigh!

-[Marina] There they are!
-[bell dings]

[all] Ahoy, Marina!

-Welcome to Mermaid Lagoon!
-[burbling]

[chuckling] That's right, Octopus.

-Welcome most of all to you, Bucky!
-[bell dings]

-Bucky!
-Yippee!

Yeah!

We've got a big surprise for you!

[clears throat] Bucky, we,
the crew of the best ship ever,

bestow upon you the greatest honor
a ship can receive!

In recognition of your bravery at sea,
loyalty to your crew...

And because you're so cool...

We present you with your very own...

[Skully sings fanfare]

[all] Golden anchor!

[bell dinging]

[Hook] What are those popinjays up to now?

[gasps] A golden anchor!

So shiny! So new!

While I, Captain Hook, am stuck
with this miserable excuse for an anchor.

Now, sir, it just needs
a little polishing, is all!

[wheezing]

The Jolly Roger deserves
that golden anchor!

To Mermaid Lagoon!

Okay, mateys, it's time to attach
the new anchor to Bucky.

-[sawing]
-[gasps]

-Huh?
-Crackers! What's that noise?

[thuds]

[all] What?

[cackling]

[all] Captain Hook?

That anchor belongs to Bucky!

You are mistaken, Jake.
An anchor this stunning will look

much more at home on the Jolly Roger
than on that old heap of yours.

We have to get it back.

-[bell dings]
-[Cubby] Bucky, wait for us!

[Skully] Crackers!
Bucky's moving like he's on a mission.

Will you help us catch up to Bucky?

And get his golden anchor
back from Captain Hook?

[both] Yay-hey!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I've got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies!

Yo-h*, let's go!

But how are we gonna catch up
with our ship... without a ship?

[gasps] Look! Over there!

That old sailboat wreck.
You could catch up to Bucky in that.

Good idea, Marina.

It's no Bucky,
but I think we can make it work.

Barnacles!
The puny pirates are gaining on me.

[both] Heave-h*! Heave-h*!

Heave-h*!

Good! That floating fence
should slow down the popinjays.

Your plan is working, Captain!

[Hook laughing] Farewell, popinjays!

[bell dinging]

[dolphins clicking]

[all grunting]

What do you know, the old boat floats.

But the sail is full of holes!

And there aren't any paddles on board!
How can we get moving?

The octopus could do it.

With his legs over the side, he can kick!

[burbling]

Thanks, Mr. Octopus!
Yay-hey, we're on our way.

And we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go catch up with Bucky.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Hook] Bilge water!

The popinjays somehow
got past my floating fence.

-Captain, sir, fog bank dead ahead.
-[bell dinging]

Excellent! Sail directly into it.

All right.

But, Captain, we won't be able to see
our nose on our face in that fog.

If we can't see anything,
neither can the itty-bitty pirates!

Into the fog! That is an order.

Oh, my! I really can't see a thing!

[Sharky] Oy! Which way do we go?

♪ Which way do we go
Which way do we go ♪

♪ Heave-h*, oh, no ♪

♪ Which way do we go
When we're lost at sea ♪

♪ Which way do we go
When we can't see a thing ♪

♪ Nothing for a mate to do but sing ♪

♪ Heave-h*, oh, no ♪

♪ Which way do we go
When we're lost at sea ♪

[bell dinging]

[cackling] We're out of the fog,
and we lost the sea pups.

Now we sail away, and they say goodbye
to their golden anchor!

[bell dings]

-[Skully] Hook's getting away!
-[Izzy] But Bucky's nowhere in sight.

Maybe he's lost in that thick fog.

That huge cloud of fog hides
the Swirling Whirling-Pool.

[all] The Swirling Whirling-Pool?

[bell dinging]

It's Bucky. He's calling for help!

I know my way around
the Swirling Whirling-Pool.

I can lead you.

-[bell dinging]
-We're glad to see you, too, Bucky.

We'll tow you out. Catch!

[Marina grunting]

[bell dinging]

[burbling]

Bucky's right, we need more power!

I know who can help.

[whistles]

[all clicking]

Ahoy, dolphins.

Bucky is heading
for the Swirling Whirling-Pool.

Can you help us save him?

[all clicking]

Thanks, mateys!

[all clicking]

Everybody, paddle hard with us.

-[bell dings]
-Bucky's safe!

-That was close!
-[all clicking]

-Wa-hoo!
-Well done!

-[bell dings]
-You're welcome, Bucky!

We'd never let you down.

We saved you from going down
the Swirling Whirling-Pool!

And got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go get Bucky's
new anchor back from Captain Hook.

Oh, Mr. Smee, what an honor it is
to receive this golden anchor.

Well, Captain, I'm not sure it's such
an honor to take something that isn't...

[dolphins clicking]

[gasps] Wild dolphins, Captain!

They took me hat. Imagine!

Taking something
that doesn't belong to you.

-[dolphins clicking]
-[groans]

Stop this at once,
foul beasts of the deep!

Don't you know who I am?

-I am the legendary--
-[Jake] Captain Hook!

[bell dings]

-Yay-hey!
-Whee!

I thought I lost you in the fog!

We're here to take back
what belongs to our friend Bucky.

Here it is, mateys. Bucky's golden anchor.

Let's grab it and go!

[all grunting]

Not so easy, is it, puny pirates?

Make way, mateys!
This calls for a little pixie dust.

Quick, mateys, hop on!

Blast! Put that down!

Yo-h*, Bucky!

-[bell dinging]
-[Jake] We need a lift!

[all] Yeah!

Bye-bye, Captain Hook!

Blast you, puny pirates! Blast you!

Yo-h*, way to go!

We got Bucky's golden anchor back.

And we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go back to Pirate Island!

Enjoy your new anchor, Bucky!

Now that we've helped Bucky out,

let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six, seven, eight...

[Jake] Nine, ten, 11!

Yo-h*! For solving pirate problems today,
we got 11 gold doubloons!

Thanks for your help, mateys.

With you on this crew,
Bucky will always be shipshape.

[bell dings]

[Hook gasping] Look!
The Swirling Whirling-Pool!

-Abandon ship!
-Aye-aye, Captain!

Oh, there goes me ship.

Oh! Good thing I got my inflatable dinghy.

Never mind.

[Jake] The Never Rainbow!

♪ There be treasure at the end
Of the rainbow ♪

♪ Where did all the clouds
And the rain go ♪

♪ There be treasure at the end
Before it's gone again ♪

Here we go, mateys!

♪ Treasure at the end of the rainbow ♪

What is this ridiculous racket?

Oh, uh, sorry, Captain. Look!

[Hook] A rainbow.

I don't care about silly rainbows.
I care about treasure!

Well, you know what they say. "There be
treasure at the end of every rainbow."

Which is why I absolutely adore
these wonderful rainbowy things!

Men, set sail for Never Land

and the treasure
at the end of that rainbow!

I've never seen a rainbow
like that before.

I bet I know who made it!

[Pirate Princess] Ahoy, pirate friends!

[all] Ahoy, Pirate Princess!

It's not one of my rainbows.

So you didn't make that rainbow?

Well, it is lovely,
but I couldn't have made it,

even if I wanted to.

Yesterday, I tried to make a rainbow
over Mermaid Lagoon,

but my Rainbow Wand ran out of colors.
See? No rainbows.

But I know how I can fix my wand.

That is the Never Rainbow.

At the end of the Never Rainbow
is the Dazzle Diamond.

If I tap my wand on the Dazzle Diamond,

its colors will return,
and I'll be able to make rainbows again!

Can you help me find this magical stone?

[all] Yeah, sure!

Say, mateys, will you go to the end
of the Never Rainbow with us

to find the Dazzle Diamond?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go follow the rainbow!

-♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪
-[bell dinging]

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Hurry, pirate friends!

The Never Rainbow and its Dazzle Diamond
will fade away at sunset.

Don't worry, Princess.

With my crew on board,
we'll find that diamond!

I'm on it, Jake.

To get to the end of the Never Rainbow,

we have to go past a field
of giant sunflowers,

down a purple path,

which will get us to the end
of the rainbow and the Dazzle Diamond.

Come on, mateys. Let's go!

Did you hear that, boys?
The "dazzly" diamond.

It must be the treasure
at the end of the rainbow.

Come on, everybody.
I think we go this way. [groans]

Shiver me petals! Did I do that?

We need to be careful not to touch
any of these giant sunflowers.

Yeah, if they start spinning,
we'll blow away.

Now that's an idea!
If those puny pirates blew away,

I could get to the end
of the rainbow first!

Sharky, Bones, sally forth
and make those sunflowers spin!

Aye-aye, Captain!

♪ To make sunflowers spin ♪

♪ We rumpy bump into them ♪

♪ We do this for the captain ♪

♪ So he can get that diamond ♪

[wind howling]

-Aw, flying coconuts!
-Come on, crew!

We've got to get through this field
before we blow away!

[gasps] My wand! [grunts] Help!

Hold on, Pirate Princess! [grunts] Gotcha!

[both] Whoa!

Izzy, grab on!

Whoa! This isn't working!

Hang on!

Ah, coconuts! We need a little more help.

That means me!

Woo-hoo! We did it!

Yay-hey! We worked together
to save our crew from blowing away.

And we got three gold doubloons.
Let's grab 'em and go!

Look alive, me hearties!
I spy the purple path.

[Cubby] That's the path that leads
to the end of the Never Rainbow.

Sunny skies!

We'll soon find the Dazzle Diamond
so I can fix my wand!

Oh, my, Captain. I'm afraid
that didn't work out as planned.

I need a new plan to get ahead
of those puny pirates.

[all yelling]

[Jake] Captain Hook?

[gasps] Captain Hook must want
the Dazzle Diamond, too.

[all groaning]

What is this purple goo?

Oh, my, it's the purple path.
The one that leads to the Dazzle Diamond!

Ah! I need to trick those puny pirates
into taking the wrong path.

If only the yellow path was purple,
then they'd take the wrong path!

Boys, I think it's time we paint this
yellow path purple.

[chuckles] You were right, Captain.

This berry goo
makes the perfect purple paint.

Your plan is genius!

Now let's take the real purple path
to the diamond,

while Jake and his crew take
the fake purple path, and...

[both] Get hopelessly lost!

Uh, Captain, slow down!

Are you sure this is the real purple path?

Captain Hook is always sure!

Now hide the path, so those itty-bitty
buccaneers don't follow us.

Bones, which path are we supposed to hide?

Don't have a clue!

[Sharky] Well, if we block this path,
we can't follow the captain.

Good point.

Step lively, men, and follow... me!

[all yelling]

Blast!

Awesome coconuts! The purple path.

Oh, no!

The Never Rainbow's starting to fade.

We've got to get to the end before it
and the Dazzle Diamond disappear.

Izzy, Pirate Princess, slow down!

[both] Whoops!

[both grunt]

This purple path isn't really purple.
Someone painted it purple!

Yo-h*, way to go!

The real purple path is over here.

What a sneaky trick.

Just the kind of sneaky trick
that Captain Hook likes.

And we almost fell for it.

We did fall for it!

[both laughing]

Well, the good thing is
that we found the purple path,

and we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go to the end of the Never Rainbow!

Radiant rainbows!

-Awesome!
-Cool!

Wow-wee!

[Izzy] The Dazzle Diamond!

I just need to tap the Dazzle Diamond,

and my wand will be able
to make rainbows again.

Excuse me, Princess,
but diamonds are a pirate's best friend!

-Izzy, this is an emergency!
-Pixie dust away!

Izzy, my wand! Catch!

Come on. We've got to tap
the Dazzle Diamond

with the Pirate Princess's Rainbow Wand.

Captain Hook, the Pirate Princess
needs that Dazzle Diamond!

You can't take it!

-That's what you think!
-That's what I know!

-Pretty colors!
-Oh, barnacles!

Whoa! We fixed the Pirate Princess'
Rainbow Wand

and got four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

[Hook chuckles]

Who cares about a silly wand
when the treasure is all mine!

Not for long.

[gasps] What?

Is this some kind of puny pirate trick?

Nope! The Dazzle Diamond fades away
when the Never Rainbow fades away.

[both laugh]

And that's what you call
the end of the rainbow!

I hadn't noticed.

Thanks for helping the Pirate Princess
today, mateys.

Now let's count our gold doubloons
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons!

Thanks, pirate friends, for all your help.

You're welcome!

Izzy, would you like to try
making a rainbow?

Thanks, Pirate Princess!

Cool! Can I try?

Whoa! Rainbow, ahoy!

[Hook grunts] I never want to see
another rainbow again!

[groans]

[chuckles] Oh, Captain,
you're very colorful.

I hadn't noticed.

Well, it's a good thing I--
Oh, never mind.

♪ There be treasure
At the end of the rainbow ♪

♪ Treasure at the end of the rainbow ♪

♪ Where did all the clouds
And the rain go ♪

♪ The sunshine turned into a rainbow ♪

♪ All the pretty colors
So bright and bold ♪

♪ Do they really hit that buried gold ♪

♪ Red, orange, yellow green and blue ♪

♪ Don't forget indigo and violet, too ♪

♪ I forgot them colors, so thank you ♪

♪ That's why we're singing
A rainbow tune ♪

♪ The rain's all gone
But the bow's still there ♪

♪ The sky's full of colors
Hanging in midair ♪

♪ Set sail all hands
Where the rainbow lands ♪

♪ Before the sun sinks too low ♪

♪ If the trade wind's fine
We'll be there in time ♪

♪ Before it fades away ♪

♪ There be treasure at the end
Treasure at the end ♪

♪ Treasure at the end
Before it's gone again ♪

♪ Treasure at the end of the rainbow ♪