02x03 - Captain Hook's Hooks/Mr. Smee's Pet

[bunniefuu]

[whistle]

[rock music starts]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

♪ Yo-h*
Yo-h* ♪

♪ Let's go
Let's go ♪

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

♪ Yo-h*
Yo-h* ♪

♪ Let's go
Let's go ♪

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through
They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake.
-Ahoy.

-Izzy.
-Ahoy.

-Cubby.
-Ahoy.

-Skully.
-Ahoy.

Yoo-ooo. Yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together ♪

♪ Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*. Let's go!

Har-har.

Ahoy, mateys.

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great.

To start today's adventure,
everybody say the pirate password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell rings]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell rings]

[Jake] Captain Hook's Hooks.

[Hook] Mr. Smee, me cabinet of hooks,
if you please.

Aye, aye, Cap'n.

Set her down, boys.

[yelps]

Ya blundering buffoons. [groans]

I need my wind-sock hook
to see which way the wind is blowing.

Here she is, Cap'n.

[coughing]

Oh, me cherished hooks are filthy.

Sharky. Bones.

I want every hook
in this cabinet cleaned now.

[both] Aye, aye, Cap'n.

[chuckles] Ooh.
Captain's got some lovely hooks.

You clean this one, Bones.

And you clean this one.

And you clean this one.

[both] Here, you clean this one.

Thanks, mate.

[giggles]

Uh, weren't you supposed
to hand me some hooks?

Where's the hooks I gave you?

-[burbles]
-[both scream]

Nice octopus.

Give us them hooks.

Yeah, fork over that spoon.

[burbling]

[Sharky] Oh!

[laughs]

He's getting away with them!

[chuckles] Who's getting away
with what now?

[screams] That slippery scoundrel's
got the captain's hooks.

[both] He handed them over to the beastie.

Oh, dear.

If the cap'n finds out,
you two will walk the plank for sure.

[both gasp] Not the plank!

Bones, we gotta get them hooks back.

[Hook] Smee!

[stammers]

Where are those scurvy swabs
who are supposed to be cleaning my hooks?

Oh, the boys are working very,
very hard, Cap'n.

[chuckles] Harder than you know.

Now where'd he go?

[Jake] Ahoy, Sharky. Ahoy, Bones.

[both] Ahoy, popinjays.

Hey, fellas.

We were hiking Never Land
when we saw something funny come this way.

It looked like a flying octopus?

I wagers that's the octopus
that we're looking for.

He made off with eight
of Captain Hook's hooks.

And if the cap'n finds out,
we're gonna walk the plank.

♪ Ba-do-ba-da-boo ♪

♪ If your captain is a cranky crook ♪

♪ Ba-do-ba-da-boo ♪

♪ Then, matey
Don't you ever lose his hooks ♪

♪ Ba-do-ba-da-boo ♪

♪ But if you do
Then, matey, I'll be frank ♪

♪ Ba-do-ba-da-boo ♪

♪ You're going swimming
Off the end of a plank ♪

♪ How could it be?
How could it be? ♪

♪ What will we do?
What will we do? ♪

♪ We got the plank walkin'
Walk-the-plank blues ♪

♪ We got the plank walkin' ♪

♪ Walk-the-plank blues ♪

Crackers. That is bad news.

Don't worry, mateys.

We'd be glad to help you
get Hook's hooks back.

[both] You'd do that for us?

Sure.

Old Captain Hook may be a cranky crook,
but you two are A-OK.

Will you come along and help us get back
Captain Hook's hooks for Sharky and Bones?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our team treasure chest.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword.

I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly,

but only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*
Mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go.

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Yo-h*, let's--

Duck!

[burbling]

Hey there, Octopus.

Um, would you please return those hooks?

[burbles]

[chuckles] He's playing with us.

[both] He is?

Aye. He wants us to chase him
to get the hooks back.

I have an idea.

To catch a sky-high critter,

maybe we all just need
to be a little bit taller.

Like, say, as tall as those palm trees.

Look alive, me hearties.

Here comes
that high-flying eight-legger now.

[burbles]

[grunts] Missed him.

I'll take those hooks.

[grunts]

[groans, grunts]

Yes! I got the flyswatter hook.

Yo-h*, way to go, Izz.

Gotcha!

[both chuckle] We got one. We got one.

Yo-h*, way to go, mateys.

We got two hooks back,
and we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go get the rest of Hook's hooks.

[Hook] Ooh, Smee. The fish are jumping.

Fetch me my fishing rod hook.

But, Cap'n, that's one of the hooks
the boys are working so hard to return.

Uh, to its former shininess. [chuckles]

Now, Smee. I want it now.

Right away, Cap'n.

-Oh, dear.
-[clattering]

Sir, your fishing rod hook.

The real one.

Well, Cap'n, it's, uh,
actually a funny story.

[burbles]

Ah, coconuts. That's a steep cliff.

Looks like he got away for good.

I'm on it, Cubby.

Bones, can I see the whirly hook?

Yo-h*, up I go!

[burbles]

[chuckles] I'll take that, Octopus.

And the butterfly-net hook too.

[burbling]

Here comes the octopus
with only four hooks left.

Mateys, follow those hooks.

I'll get one. [screams]

[burbles]

[all] Yahoo!

Yay-hey.

We got three more hooks
and three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Well,

so we took each hook, one at a time,

and decided to go in order
of their history.

[burbling]

Look, octopus footprints.

He went this way.

Whoa. That's one awesome sandcastle.

[giggles] I see a tentacle peeking out.

I think the octopus
and Hook's hooks are inside.

Goody! But, um, how do we get him out?

Maybe if we tickle him, he'll laugh
so hard he'll let go of the hooks.

Perfect pirate plan, Cubby.

Gitchy-gitchy-goo.

[laughs]

It's working. Go, Cubby.

[laughing]

Grab those hooks, mateys!

[all] The last three hooks!

-Yippee.
-All right.

That's eight hooks in all.

And three more gold doubloons.

Yo-h*, way to go.

And thanks to you too, Mr. Octopus.

[burbles]

[giggles]

Quick, Bones, to the dinghy.

We got to return these hooks
to the Jolly Roger pronto.

Izzy, this looks like an emergency.

You're right, Jake.

Pixie dust away.

The lads wanted to make sure
that your very "favoritest" hooks

were treated in a way
befitting their place of honor

in your honorable cabinet of hooks.

Smee, does this funny story
of yours have a point,

or an end?

[stammers] Well, Cap'n,
the truth is the boys--

Well, they are just finishing.

[chuckles] Thanks for everything, mateys.

Glad we could help.

There you scurvy bilge rats be.

[stammers] Where else might we be, Cap'n?

Here's your hooks, Cap'n,
clean as a whole bunch of hooks.

[Hook] What?

Why, they're even more filthy
and disgusting than they were before.

Thanks for helping us
return Hook's hooks, mateys.

Now let's count our gold doubloons
and put 'em in our team treasure chest.

[rock music starts]

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two.

[Jake] Three, four, five.

[Cubby] Six, seven, eight.

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got eight gold doubloons.

Yo-h*, way to go!

You know, it sure felt good
helping Sharky and Bones,

and even Captain Hook.

He really loves those hooks of his.

Well, you see, Cap'n,
a wily octopus snuck aboard and took 'em.

That story is worse
than the salty story Smee told me.

Oh, that does it!

Walk the plank, you scurvy swabs.

[both] Aye, aye, Cap'n.

[both laughing]

Ooh, that looks fun, Cap'n.

[laughing]

Last one in's a briny barnacle.

[all laughing]

[burbling]

Oh, very well.

[all laughing]

-[Hook] Whee!
-[Smee] Excuse me.

[Jake] Mr. Smee's Pet.

[Smee] Gather round, lads,
and feast your eyes on me new pet.

[trills]

Whoa. That's the funniest-looking cat
I ever did see.

'Tisn't a cat, Bones. Is it?

[chuckles] No, it's a chameleon,
and his name is Blinky.

[gasps] Where'd he go?

[chuckles] Oh, he's still here.

Blinky can change his color so that he
blends into whatever's around him.

See?

-[trills]
-That little fella's amazing.

And he's tricky too.

Mr. Smee!

Why are you standing
around here lollygagging?

I'm starving!

[stomach growls]

Oh, methinks someone's
got a rumbly in his tummy.

Quickly, Smee!

Fetch me one of your
delicious codfish casseroles.

Aye, Cap'n.

[stammers] Uh, but who will watch Blinky
while I'm cooking?

Blinky?

Oh. Blinky.

[Smee] Ooh, I think he likes you, Cap'n.

[grunts] Don't worry, Smee.

The boys and I will take good care
of your precious little pet.

Isn't that right, lads?

-Uh, right-o.
-Uh. Aye, aye.

Now, Smee, go wash your hands
and cook up me casserole.

Don't you worry, me little matey--

-[shouts]
-Blinky's gone!

You lost that silly lizard already?

Oh, blast.

If Mr. Smee finds out
that his precious pet is gone,

he'll stop cooking me meal
and I'll never get to eat.

Move it, men.

Find that Blinky!

[both] Aye, aye, Cap'n.

[trills]

This fishing trip
is gonna be loads of fun.

Yo-h*, I totally know.

Say, mateys.
Would you like to go fishing with us?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our team treasure chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*
Mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go.

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Cubby, what's the best spot for fishing?

Let me check my map.

[Jake] Hold up, Cubby.

First, get your fishing poles, everybody.

-Awesome.
-Sweet.

[Blinky trills]

We've searched the whole ship, Cap'n.

He must have gone ashore.

Well, Smee's precious pet
couldn't have gone too far.

[Hook] What's this? Blast me buttons.

It's Blinky and the puny pirates.

I should have known
those pests took Blinky.

Men, we must rescue him
from those scurvy swabs

before Smee finds out
that his precious pet is gone.

[both] Aye, aye, Cap'n.

Okay, Cubby, lead the way
to the best fishing hole in Never Land.

Aye, aye, Jake!

Oh. I almost forgot my map.

Say, where is it?

I know I put my map
right here on this log.

-[Izzy] Are you sure?
-Double sure.

Well, it's not like your map
just got up and walked away.

Wanna bet?

[Jake] That's weird.

Is someone playing some sort of joke?

Cracked crackers.

I don't think this joke is very funny.

Yo-h*, let's go after Cubby's map.

Huh. You were right, Cap'n.
The little matey did go into the jungle.

A-ha! Captain Hook is always right.

-[grunts]
-[Blinky shrills]

Barnacles! We can't lose him now.

[panting] Come here, you little lizard.

[grunts] Whoa!

My map!

What's it doing up there?

I don't know, but we're getting it back.

Yo-- Whoa!

Oh, no. The hill's too steep.

And slippery too.

I've got an idea.

I can use my sword to help me climb.

Watch.

[grunting]

Yay-hey!
I got up the hill and got Cubby's map.

And we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go fishing.

Thanks, Jake.

Now, let me take you
to the best fishing hole on Never Land,

Pegleg Pond.

Follow me.

So, what happened to Mr. Blinky?

Bubbling bilgewater.

Those swiping swabbies must have him.

And they're taking him
on their fishing trip.

I didn't know Blinky liked to fish.

Step lively, men.

Once we get Smee's pet,

I can get back to the Jolly Roger
and have my codfish casserole dinner.

♪ Oh, I like fishing
Yes, sirree ♪

♪ Fishing all day today is fine by me ♪

♪ Even if I don't catch nothing ♪

♪ It's fine by me ♪

Snack time.

I brought nuts,
apple slices and Skully's favorite.

Who's hungry?

-I am.
-Pipe down.

[stomach growls]

Did you hear something?

[Izzy] Yeah. It sounded like a loud--

[chewing, burps]

Cubby! Aren't you
supposed to say "Excuse me"?

But it wasn't me.

Hmm. There's something fishy going on.

Maybe the sneaky snack swiper
is around here somewhere.

Like behind those bushes.

I'll just use my sword
to push them aside, and--

Hey, where's my sword?

Sword ahoy.

Oh, no. Not again.

It must be riding
on that tricky pet Blinky.

Come on.

I've got you now, you pesky little pet.

[gasps] Oh, confound it.

Captain Hook?

We should've known it was you
who's been ruining our fishing trip.

Me?

I've done nothing wrong, but you have.

You took Blinky.

[all] Who's Blinky?

Blinky is Mr. Smee's precious pet.

He's a chameleon what disappears.

And he's lost too.

Aw, poor little guy.

We can help you look for him.

Well, I guess you could help me crew,
but not its captain.

If that's what you want,
it's okay with me.

So, how are we going to find a pet
that can't be seen?

Well, I bet it was Blinky
who ate all of our snacks.

That gives me an idea.

Let's put another little snack right here.

And when the snack disappears,
we'll know exactly where Blinky is.

[Blinky burps]

It's him. It's Blinky!

-Yay-hey! We found Blinky.
-[trills]

And we got three more gold doubloons.

-Let's grab 'em and go--
-I'll take Blinky!

[squeals]

Oh, no. Where did he go?

He's on the run.

Right up that tree.

I am Captain Hook, and I order you
to get down here this instant!

[trills]

Careful! You're scaring him.

He's gonna fall.

This is an emergency!

I'll get you down safely, Blinky.

Pixie dust away.

[squeaks, trills]

Gotcha. All right.

We caught Blinky,
and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go make sure
that Blinky gets home safely.

Here you go, Captain Hook.

But you gotta promise you'll be extra
careful with Mr. Smee's pet this time.

Ooh, I promise.

And he's not going
to disappear on me this time.

Oh, no. I'm going to stick very closely
to this precious little--

Blinky.

Thanks for helping us
find Mr. Smee's pet, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our team treasure chest.

[rock music starts]

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two.

[Cubby] Three, four, five.

[Izzy] Six, seven, eight.

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got eight gold doubloons.

Now let's go fishing.

♪ Oh, I like fishing
Yes, sirree ♪

♪ Fishing all day today is fine by me ♪

♪ Even if I don't catch nothing ♪

♪ It's fine by me ♪

Hey. I caught something.

[grunts] A boot?

[laughing]

Why, Blinky.

Have you been sleeping there
all this time?

Oh, it's so nice to see you.

[giggles] Well.

[inhales] Mm.

This codfish casserole smells delicious,
Mr. Smee.

I really think
you've outdone yourself this time.

-[chomping]
-[gasps] Hey, I--

Oh, Blinky.

♪ What's more sneaky than the snook? ♪

♪ It's a cabinet full of all his hooks ♪

♪ Every one in his supply ♪

♪ Is a clever fruited Hook surprise ♪

♪ Got a plunger hook and a fishing rod ♪

♪ Got a pinwheel hook
If you think that's odd ♪

♪ Got a butterfly net
Flyswatter too ♪

♪ He can catch a bug and squish it, ew ♪

♪ Got a shovel hook that digs things up ♪

♪ Got a hammer and spoon
Don't mix those up ♪

♪ Got a whirly hook so he can fly ♪

♪ And an eggbeater hook
I don't know why ♪

♪ Captain Hook
Oh, what a frumpy grumpy goose ♪

♪ He never learned to share ♪

♪ Captain Hook
A stinky, finky double-crosser ♪

♪ So, mateys, best be
Mateys, best beware ♪

♪ He's after you
So take a look ♪

♪ He's the dastardly Captain Hook ♪

♪ Captain Hook
A stinky, finky double-crosser ♪

♪ So, mateys, best be
Mateys, best beware ♪