02x06 - Race-Around Rock!/Captain Hook is Missing!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Race-Around Rock!

[Hook] I'm bored, Smee!
Bored out of my coconut!

I don't know what to do next!

I want some real excitement.

-Something fun! Like--
-[bell dings]

What's this?

Bah! It's those puny pirates.

What are they up to now?

[chuckling] Oh, no doubt
something fun and exciting, Captain.

Quick! Hide inside this old shipwreck.

A little pirate spying
shall reveal their fun plans.

[all] Sail wagons, h*!

Awesome sail wagon, Jake!
And I love your sword sail.

Thanks, Izzy!
Your pixie dust sail is cool, too.

Mateys, check out my ride!

I call it Rollin' Coconuts!

Ah, coconuts! My wheel fell off.

I need to fix it or I'm out of the race
to Race-Around Rock.

[Smee] Ooh, Race-Around Rock!

I've heard many a pirate tale
about it, Captain.

'Tis said to be one
of Peter Pan's favorite places.

Smee, I am not bored anymore.

Beating those puny pirates in their race
will be so much fun!

Don't worry, Cubby! We're a team.
We'll help fix your sail wagon.

Ready, Izzy? Lift!

Stand clear, me hearties!

Rollin' Coconuts is ready to roll!

Yo-h*, way to go!
Where's the starting line, Cubby?

The race starts at the top
of Never Peak Mountain.

Way up here.

Then it winds down Never Peak Trail,
through Mystery Tunnel,

and ends here, at Race-Around Rock!

Thanks, Cubby.

Hey, mateys, wanna race with us
to Race-Around Rock?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest!

Is everybody ready?

-I got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies!

Yo-h*, drivers.
Let's go find the starting line.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Quickly, Smee! Tear apart this shipwreck.

Build me a Hook-wagon!

When their race
to Race-Around Rock begins,

I, Captain Hook,
shall be in it, uh, to win it!

[Skully] Ahoy, me hearties!

Welcome to the downhill run
to Race-Around Rock!

Whoa.

I'm not so sure my sail wagon's
gonna make it all the way.

You'll make it, Cubby.

-We'll be right there with ya.
-[Skully] Okay, mateys!

Ready, get set--

-[horn honking]
-[all] Captain Hook?

And his dashing, piratey Hook-Wagon.

I assume all are welcome to join
in the run to Race-Around Rock?

Sure, Captain Hook, the more the merrier!

Glad to hear it.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
so long, puny pirates!

Last one across the finish line
is a rotten codfish! [laughing]

Go, me hearties, go, go, go!

[Hook shouting]

[Smee] Oh, dear me! I can't look!

[Skully] You're catchin' up
to ol' Feather Hat!

Blast! They're right behind us.

Quick, Smee, slow them down.

[grunts]

Yay-hey, no way! Barrels, h*!

Zigzag, mateys, zigzag!

Barnacles!

No one passes Captain Hook, little Jake!

Look again, Captain Hook!

-[all] Whee!
-Found a shortcut!

Fie on you, popinjays!

Um, sir... Rocks!

Oh, bilge water!

[Smee] Are we having fun yet, Captain? Oh.

Yo-h*, mateys!
We're zoomin' up on Razor Ridge!

[Izzy] Shiver me timbers!

Our sail wagons are too wide
to fit on that narrow path!

We'll just have to tip 'em on two!
Like this.

[all] Whoa!

Awesome! We made it!

And we got three gold doubloons!
Let's grab 'em and go!

Smee, doesn't that path look narrow?

Thundering blunderbuss!

Leap out and push, Smee.

Leaping, sir.

[grunting] Pushing, sir.

Crackers!

Crumble Canyon dead ahead.

[Cubby] Aw, coconuts!

I lost my wheel for good this time.

I guess I'm out of the race.

Yay-hey, no way, Cubby!
You just need a tiny pinch of pixie dust.

Floatin' coconuts!

I'm back in the race! Thanks, Izzy.

Anytime!

We made it across Crumble Canyon
and got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go, go, go.

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear me!

Smee, we didn't make it.

But at least we're safe, sir.

-[both scream]
-[thuds]

Look! It's the old Twisty Tree.
It makes a big loop-the-loop!

Rollin' Coconuts will never make it!

Sure it will, Cubby.

Just lean in
and get as much speed as you can!

Whoa!

Yo-h*! Whoo!

You can do it, Cubby!

[Cubby] Coconuts!

We did it! We all looped-the-loop.

And got three more gold doubloons!
Let's grab 'em and go!

Hang on to your stocking cap, Smee.

We're going around the loopy-thing!

I was afraid you'd say that, sir.

-I think we're going to...
-Make it, sir?

[thuds]

[Smee sighs]

Comin' up on Mystery Tunnel!

[Skully] Crackers!
Which tunnel leads to Race-Around Rock?

Three ways in, three sail wagons.
Let's each take a different cave!

Yo-h*, let's go!

-Whoa!
-Yippee!

-Awesome!
-Whoa!

-Whoa!
-Whoo!

It's neck and neck
as they enter the home stretch!

Crackers! Is it gonna be a tie?

Excuse me, mateys, comin' through!

And it's Rollin' Coconuts for the win!

Whoo-hoo!

[both] Yo-h*, way to go, Cubby!

Thanks, but I could never have made it
without help from my mateys.

[Hook] Faster, Smee, faster!

[stammering]
Going as fast as I can, Captain!

I've done it! I win! I win!

Sorry, Captain Hook,
but Cubby won today's race.

He crossed the finish line first!

Double blast and triple fie.

All this frantic racing for nothing!

Um, not exactly, Captain Hook.

Check out Race-Around Rock,
the windiest place on Never Land!

Perfect for racing our awesome
sail wagons over the dunes.

Come on, mateys, let's ride!

You too, Captain Hook.

Shall we, Smee?

Indeed we shall, Captain. Hang on!

Ya-hoo!

Yo-h*, here I go! Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

-[all laughing]
-[Izzy] Awesome!

My word, Smee, we're having such fun now!

[Jake laughs] Yay-hey!

Thanks for helping us reach
Race-Around Rock, mateys!

Now let's count our gold doubloons
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us!

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six, seven...

[Cubby] Eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons.

Now we just need to find a coconut
to fix my sail wagon's wheel

before the pixie dust wears off.

Good idea, Cubby. A race to Coconut Grove!

Last one there's a rotten coconut!

-[all laughing]
-Oh, no, you don't, Jake!

Hang on, Captain, another jump!

[both laughing]

Smee, save me!

I was just about to ask you
the very same thing, Captain!

Oh, oh, oh!

[laughing]

[Jake] Captain Hook is Missing!

-[men snoring]
-[alarm ringing]

[both shouting, grunt]

Wakey time already?

Quickly, boys, we need to get shipshape
for the captain's morning inspection.

-Attention!
-[seagulls squawking]

Uh, where's the captain?

Yeah, he's usually bellowin'
orders by now.

Well, he did have a late night.

Uh, maybe he's sleepin' in?

Captain?

Oh, my!

-Captain?
-Oh, Captain?

Oh, Captain Hook!

-[both sputtering]
-He's not on the ship, sir!

Well, we're docked.

Maybe he went for a little walk
in the sand.

Aye! He must have gone ashore.

Without these?

Oh, dear! What's going on?
Where is the captain?

We need help!

And I know some very smart,
clever and brave pirates

who are good at finding and helping.

Awesome seashell!

Seashell Beach always has swell seashells.

♪ Oh, where could Captain be? ♪

♪ Oh, where, oh, where is he? ♪

♪ Oh, where could Captain be? ♪

♪ Did he fall into the sea? ♪

♪ It's not like him to leave the boat ♪

♪ Especially with no pants or coat ♪

♪ Oh, where, oh, where is he? ♪

♪ Oh, where could Captain be? ♪

Ahoy, Sharky and Bones, Mr. Smee.
Are you looking for seashells, too?

Seashells? What? Oh, oh, no!
We're looking for Captain Hook!

Captain Hook is missing?

Well, if you need help finding him,
we can--

Oh, thank you, Jake! Thank you!

I'm not so sure
that I want to find ol' Feather Hat.

But, Skully, Mr. Smee,
Sharky and Bones need our help.

And helping them find their captain
is the right thing to do.

Yeah! It's like we're going
on a treasure hunt,

and the treasure is Captain Hook!

Say, mateys,
will you help us find Captain Hook?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

[stammers] But, Jake, go where?

We have no clue what to do!

We need some sort of clue
to tell us where to look for Hook.

Footprints ahoy!

Oh, joy, this is good news! [chuckles]

Well, not exactly.

If they are Hook's footprints

then he's headed straight
for Crocodile Creek!

[stuttering] Crocodile Creek?

Ooh! Ol' Tick-Tock Croc,
he don't like the captain.

The captain doesn't like him either!

Why, oh, why would Captain Hook go
to Crocodile Creek?

Let's find out!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[snoring]

Huh?

-[snoring]
-[growls]

-Oh, Captain Hook?
-Huh?

Look! The croc is wearing
Captain Hook's hat!

[stuttering] You don't think he, um,
he, um...

-[both] Ate him?
-[all gulp]

Footprints ahoy! Again!

The captain must have dropped his hat
running from the Tick-Tock Croc! [laughs]

Don't worry, Captain.
We're right behind you.

-[roars]
-[screams]

We can't follow Hook's footprints
until we get past ol' Tick-Tock Croc!

[snarls]

But how? He seems
even more cranky than usual.

[yawning]

[grumbles]

It's still pretty early.
Maybe he's still tired.

I think you're right, Cubby.

Maybe if we sing the croc a lullaby,
he'll go back to sleep.

Then we could safely sneak past him.

Good idea, Izz!

♪ Hush-a-bye, sleep a while ♪

♪ Grumpy, grouchy crocodile ♪

♪ Good night, sleep tight ♪

♪ Close your eyes and say good night ♪

[softly] Yay-hey!

We got the croc to fall asleep
and we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

[snoring]

Look alive!
The captain's footprints! [laughs]

They're headin' right off the edge
of the canyon!

Oh, dear! You don't think he, um...

He...

-Ouchy.
-Mr. Smee, look!

[Smee] It's the captain's hook!

Yo-h*, what do ya know!
And more footprints, ahoy!

Oh, thank goodness!

Captain Hook must have used his hook
to slide on this vine,

all the way across the canyon.

Maybe we can slide across on the vine,
too, with these big leaves.

Let's do it!

-Anchors aweigh!
-Whee!

-Yeah!
-Whoo!

Be a brave buccaneer,
be a brave buccaneer.

Be a brave buccaneer! [grunts]

All right!

We made it across the canyon,
and we got two more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go follow
Captain Hook's footprints!

-[birds chirping]
-[Hook snoring]

Oh, no! The footprints stop in this field.

And then he vanished?

Well, if we're gonna find Captain Hook,
we need another clue.

[grunts] Teddy bear!

That's not just any teddy bear.
That's Captain Cuddly Bear.

That's right. The captain can't sleep
without his Captain Cuddly Bear!

Ya think the captain's out here
tryin' to get some sleep?

Or maybe he never woke up this morning.

Maybe he's still asleep.

Maybe he's sleepwalking!

Bones, exactly where did you find
Captain Cuddly?

Oh, he found me
when he fell from up there!

Up there? Uh, but the only thing
up there is the sky

and Captain Hook on the back
of a giant butterfly?

Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my!

[all] Phew!

Ah, thank goodness!

The dear captain landed safely
on that mountain.

But that's Belch Mountain!

It's a volcano full of hot, hot lava!

Where is Captain Cuddly Bear?

Oh, dear. This is an emergency!

Don't worry, Mr. Smee.
I've got just what we need.

Pixie dust away!

-[snoring, gasps]
-[mountain belches]

Blasted barnacles! Where am I?

I'm not in me bed,
I don't have me teddy bear,

and I'm about to fall into...

-[mountain rumbling]
-...hot, hot lava!

Look alive, Captain Hook!

Jake? [grunts]

Yay-hey! We saved Captain Hook,
and we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go.

Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones?
We found your captain!

-Here you go, Captain Hook.
-Mr. Smee, what is happening?

You were sleepwalking, Captain.

And the little sea pups
helped find you and save you.

Now see here!

Captain Hook never asked
for your puny pirate help!

Yeah, but I, uh...

-Thank you, lad.
-You're welcome, Captain Hook.

And anytime you need our help, just ask!

Why do these blasted puny pirates
always have to meddle in me business?

We're just lucky, I guess. [chuckling]

Thanks for helping us
find Captain Hook, mateys.

Now let's count our gold doubloons
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us!

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven, eight.

Yay-hey!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got eight gold doubloons!

[snores]

Crackers! Now Jake is sleepwalking.

Just kidding! [laughs]

-[all laughing]
-You got me, Jake!

You look like a right
proper captain now, Captain!

-Don't forget Captain Cuddly Bear.
-[squeaking]

Oh, pish posh! I'm a pirate captain!

I don't need any silly stuffed toy.

Now get swabbin', ye swabbin' swabs!

[all] Aye-aye, Captain!

-Aww, who's my little cuddly bear?
-[squeaks]

♪ I spy... ♪

Keep a lookout now, mateys,
and don't forget your spyglass.

♪ ...with my spyglass ♪

♪ Keep an eye out for your mateys
And sharply watch below ♪

♪ When Stormy blows the sea ♪

♪ 'Cause your crew is counting on you
To guide them safely home ♪

♪ The lookout mate you be ♪

♪ With my spyglass I can spy ♪

♪ With my weather eye ♪

♪ With a flash of my spyglass ♪

♪ I can see 200 leagues away ♪

♪ I can help us navigate ♪

♪ Across the Never Sea ♪

♪ My spyglass spies for me ♪

♪ I spy a crooked crook
With me weather eye ♪

♪ The Jolly Roger set for sail
So, mateys, look alive ♪

♪ I spy the tail of a whale
Swimming off the bow ♪

♪ That big beluga says ahoy
By splashing all around ♪

Ha-har!