02x08 - A Feather in Hook's Hat/A Whale of a Tale

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] A Feather in Hook's Hat.

Shiver me timbers!
Sea serpent off the starboard bow.

[roars]

Step lively, crew! Save the ship!

[Skully] Aye, aye, Captain Jake!

[Hook] I say, Smee.

Don't those puny pirates know
that ship has already sunk,

and it's stuck in the sand?

[Smee] I think they're pretending,
Captain.

Aye, and spy that cool feather
Captain Jake be wearin'!

Let me see that feather!

[gasps] The sail is stuck!

Don't worry, matey,
Captain Jake will take care of everything!

Whoo-hoo! We saved the ship!

But look what happened to Jake's feather!

Oh, poor little sea pup.
It was such a nice feather.

-So colorful.
-So cool!

What? How about my feather?

Oh, yes, it is very nice, Captain.

But did you see Jake's feather?

That one has real pirate pizzazz!

Pizzazz, you say?

Oh. Perhaps my plume
could use a pinch more.

Barnacles! My feather's ruined.

We can get another one, right?

Maybe. I got this feather
from the Sing-Songbird.

All I had to do was ask her nicely.

Maybe if we find her,
she'll give you a new feather.

All we have to do is go to where
the Sing-Songbird lives on Never Land.

[Cubby] In Buccaneer Bird Bluff!

-Did you hear that, boys?
-Yes, Captain.

If we ask the Sing-Songbird nicely,
she'll give us a--

Never mind that. Find me that bird!

I want to get that new feather
before Jake does.

-Aye, aye!
-Yes, sir, Captain!

Right away, sir!

Say, mateys, will you help me
get a new feather for my hat?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I've got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly!

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

-[Sing-Songbird humming]
-Aha!

That must be the Sing-Songbird.

[humming]

And she can't even fly!

[both shouting]

Give me your finest feather this instant!

-[coos indistinctly]
-[grunts]

Blasted bird! I want that feather!

♪ Coo-coo-coo ♪

Ahoy! Thar she blows. And thar she goes!

-The Sing-Songbird looks scared.
-And I know why. Captain Hook!

Out of me way, puny pirates!

I'm going to grab
the feathers off that bird

if it's the last thing I do!

-[squawks]
-Move, move, move!

Aw, coconuts!

If Hook scares off the Sing-Songbird,
we'll never get a new feather for Jake!

-[Smee] Hook, on the double! Quick!
-[Sing-Songbird] Coo! Coo-coo.

Then we'd better help her
get away from Hook!

[Sing-Songbird humming]

Boiling bilgewater. We lost the bird!

Maybe the Tiki Trees
will tell you where she went

if you ask nicely, Captain.

Tree, tell me where that bird is!

[in Jamaican accent] Oh, don't know a ting
about it, mon. Now go away!

I command you to tell me
where that bird went!

Crackers! Hook's trying to get help
from the Tiki Trees!

But the Tiki Trees won't help him.

Say, that gives me an idea.

What if we pretended to be Tiki Trees?

Then we could give directions
to Captain Hook, and slow him down.

And that'll give the Sing-Songbird
time to get away!

-For the last time, where did that bird--
-[Jake imitating Tree] Captain Hook, mon.

Heard you were looking for directions.

Finally! Trees I can talk to.

Which way did that bird go?

-You go dis way!
-Or you can go dis way!

Or dat way!

Whichever way you want, you can go!

Oh, dear, now, which way do we go?

-This way, you bumblers. Follow me!
-[thuds]

-Over the rail, mates!
-[all shouting]

Yay-hey! We gave the Sing-Songbird
a chance to get away from Hook.

And we got four gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em, find the Sing-Songbird,
and ask her nicely for a feather!

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-boo, how are you? ♪

♪ Coo-coo-coo ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-boo
I like to sing with you ♪

♪ Coo-coo-coo ♪

-♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-boo ♪
-♪ Coo-coo-coo ♪

Whoo-hoo! Catchy tune.

Yeah!

The Sing-Songbird and Sandy the Starfish
make a great team.

-[Hook] Get me that bird!
-[Sing-Songbird hums]

Cracked crackers! Hook's back.

We've gotta keep him busy

so he doesn't scare
the Sing-Songbird away again.

But if Hook can hear her singing,
he'll just keep chasing her.

Maybe if we all sang,
he wouldn't know who to chase!

Treasure of a plan, Cubby!

Let's all play hide-and-go-sing!

Show yourself, bird! I want that feather!

♪ Coo-coo-coo, I don't want to see you ♪

I hears her, Captain! Over here!

♪ Coo-coo-coo, I'm not afraid of you ♪

No, over there! [pants]

[both grunt]

♪ Coo-coo-coo ♪

Aha! That bird's singing
is coming from behind that rock.

I've got you! [screams]

Yay-hey! We stopped Captain Hook
from scaring the Sing-Songbird!

And we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go find the Sing-Songbird,

and ask her for a feather!

Whoo-hoo!

Welcome to Buccaneer Bird Bluff,
home of the Sing-Songbird!

[humming]

Maybe now I can ask her
for a new feather for my hat.

Come on!

-[Hook] Tweet, tweet, tweet!
-Coo-coo!

I'm a bird too! So, give me your feathers!

Yo-h*, what do you know?
Hook's back again!

And he's tryin' to trick the Sing-Songbird
into thinkin' he's a bird!

Mateys, we need to keep Hook away
from the Sing-Songbird.

-Izzy?
-I'm on it, Jake.

Pixie dust away!

Aha!

Captain Hook, if you're a bird,
you've gotta fly!

Look at me, Smee!
I'm flying like a birdie.

[chuckling, grunts]

Yay-hey, yes-way!

We stopped Captain Hook
from scaring the Sing-Songbird

and taking her feathers.

And we got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Oh, the poor captain.

All he wanted was a nice,
new feather for his hat.

Aye, if only he would have asked nicely.

I kinda feel sorry for Hook.

He'll learn to ask
for things nicely someday,

but I can do it for him today.

Ahoy, Sing-Songbird!
I'm sorry if Hook scared you.

He doesn't know
how to ask for anything nicely.

So could you please
give me a feather for him?

Coo-coo for him.

Coo-coo for you!

Thank you, Sing-Songbird.

Ahoy, Captain Hook.
Would you like a new feather for your hat?

Never, if it's coming from you!

Well, I'll just leave it here,
in case you change your mind.

[gasps] Aha!

At last I have a feather
with real pirate pizzazz!

[bird screeches]

Save me, Smee!

Blast!

Thanks for helping us
keep the Sing-Songbird safe, mateys.

And thanks for helping me
get a new feather for my hat.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Cubby] Five, six, seven...

[Izzy] Eight, nine, ten, 11, 12!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving pirate problems
today, we got 12 gold doubloons!

I gotta say, Jake,
that is one fine feather.

-And I ought to know.
-Thanks, Skully.

♪ Captain Jake, he went to sea
Sailing in a dinghy ♪

♪ He wore a parrot on his hat ♪

♪ And made up this song I'm singing ♪

Crackers! Jake cracks me up. [chuckles]

Isn't my new feather magnificent?

It's so much nicer than that old one!

Gee, it looks just like your old feath--
[grunts]

Oh, yes, Captain!

Your new feather really gives you
pirate pizzazz! [chuckles]

Oh, it makes you look
so much more great and glorious!

And cool!

Right you are, boys. Oh, I'm cool.

[Jake] A Whale of a Tale.

[chuckling] I've done it!

At last! Success!

[chuckles] Oh, but this is a mighty
special day, Captain.

You finally found a treasure
without taking it from Jake

and his plucky little sea pu-- Uh, uh...

I mean, you finally found a treasure
all on your own, sir.

How right you are, Mr. Smee!

Bones, Sharky! What's taking so long?

-[both grunting]
-We're hard at work, Captain!

Why are you whispering?

It's nappy time. Looky!

[snoring]

Stop gawking at that whale
and haul the treasure aboard.

Oh, here, I'll do it meself! What?

[grunting]

Now look what you've done! [gasps]

[gulps, belches]

[whining]

Jumpin' jackfish!

After that whale!

I want me treasure back!

-Crackers! It's gonna hurt.
-You'll be fine, Skully.

But I've got to remove this thorn
so you'll feel better.

Now, tell me how you got it.

Well, I found some barberries... mmm.

And I forgot about the thorns
on their branches.

But I, uh, remembered in the end.

[giggles] I hope the berries tasted good.

They were delicious,
but now it's gonna hurt.

[laughs] Silly! The thorn is already out.

Amazing! I didn't feel a thing.

[whale crying]

Whoa! What was that?

Look! A whale!

-Something must be wrong with him.
-Sounds like me when I'm seasick!

That's it, Cubby!
Whales don't get seasick.

Something must've given him a tummy ache.
We've got to help him.

[whimpering]

But first we need to find out
why he's having tummy troubles.

Uh-oh. We'd better get movin'.
He's headin' back out to sea.

Say, mateys!

Will you help us find out
why the whale has a tummy ache?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[whimpering]

Faster, ye swabs!

I'll catch me treasure by the tail!

[Jake] Captain Hook! Stop!

[Izzy] The whale is sick.
You shouldn't bother it.

Hmm? [yelping]

Oh, mind your own business,
puny pirates! [shouts]

[grunting]

Yay-hey, no way!
Now the whale is really upset!

[continues shouting]

We've got to calm him down.

[gasps] I know,
let's try singing a lullaby.

Yeah, that always calms me down!

♪ All is well on the ocean waves ♪

♪ Drift away, drift away ♪

♪ All your worries will drift away ♪

♪ And glide away on the tide ♪

What's going on?

Whoa, barnacles!

[grunts] Ouch!

We did it! We calmed down the whale.

And we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go help the whale feel better!

[whines]

Mr. Whale, is it okay
if I give you a check-up

to find out what's making your tummy hurt?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, then. I need you
to open your mouth and say, "Ahh."

-Ahh!
-And keep it open, please!

[gasps] Shiver me bony bones!

The sea pups are gonna get swallowed up
by that there whale!

What?

Those puny pirates are going inside
the beast to get my treasure!

Sharky! Bones! Launch the dinghy!

[both] Launching! [grunt]

Oh, you buffoons!
I need to get out to that whale at once.

We could use your life preserver, sir.

And use it we shall!
Men, you watch the ship.

I want me treasure chest back,

even if Smee and I have to go inside
the belly of that beast to get it!

That's right, mate-- Oh, my!

Yo-h*, here we go!

Ha-ha! Looks like I just caught
a boat full of guppies!

-[grunting]
-What does ol' Feather Hat want with us?

I don't know.

But I'm not gonna let him stop us
from helping that whale.

-Whoa!
-Oh!

Look alive, me hearties.
Into the whale we go!

It's really big in here,
and kind of spooky.

Don't worry, Cubby. We're totally safe.

Besides, this is the perfect place to find
out what's making the whale's tummy ache.

Maybe he ate something he shouldn't have.

A treasure chest!

[Skully] No wonder the big fella
has a tummy ache!

I think we should get the treasure chest
out of the whale's tummy

-to help make him feel better.
-[Hook] And I'll feel better too.

That treasure is mine!

Really? You found treasure?

It's true!
The boys pulled it up from the sea.

And this ill-mannered beast ate it!

Now, out of me way! Paddle, Smee!

Paddlin', Captain.

We're in a boat, Captain Hook.
Let us get it for you.

And let you steal it? Never!

We don't want your treasure chest,
Captain Hook.

We only want to help
the whale feel better.

When we get the chest,
we'll give it to you. Pirate's honor!

And how exactly do you plan
to snare my treasure chest?

In a way that's safe for the whale.

May I borrow your net, please?

-Oh, if you insist.
-[grunts] Thanks!

Now, let's toss the net
over the treasure chest.

[Jake] We did it.

[all] Heave! h*! Heave! h*!

[whale sighs]

-Izzy, is that a good sign?
-It sure is, Cubby!

The treasure chest
was bothering his tummy,

and now that we got it out,
he's feeling better!

And we got four more gold doubloons!
Let's grab 'em and go!

-[yawning]
-[Skully] Crunchy crackers!

The big fella's closing his mouth!

-Row, Cubby!
-Paddle, Smee, paddle!

I'm too pooped to paddle, sir.

Oh, what'll we do? We're trapped!

We gotta think of a way out, Jake.

Well, um, maybe the whale
will giggle us out

if we tickle the roof of his mouth.

Good idea.
But what could we use to tickle him?

Cracked crackers!
I had to go open my big beak.

[giggles]

[all cheering]

[shouting]

Way to go! We got the whale
to giggle us out of his mouth!

And we got two more gold doubloons!
Let's grab 'em and go!

You're not going anywhere.

Not until you hand over me treasure chest.

But how're you gonna get it back
to your ship, Captain Hook?

You let me worry about that!
[grunts] To the Jolly Roger, Smee!

Aye, aye, Captain. To the... [sputtering]

Poor Smee. He'll never make it.

What can we do?

Well, this is an emergency, so...
pixie dust away!

Ooh! Thanks, sea pups!

Happy to help!

Now, Mr. Whale, to stay healthy,

get plenty of exercise,
lots of rest when you get tired,

and try not to swallow
any more treasure chests.

Especially if they belong
to Captain Hook! [chuckles]

Thanks for helping us cure
the whale's tummy ache today, mateys.

It's important to treasure
all of our precious sea creatures.

And speaking of treasure,

why don't we put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest?

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six, seven...

[Jake] Eight, nine!

Yo-h*! For solving pirate problems today,
we got nine gold doubloons!

Ow! Crackers! Izzy, can you help me?

Did you sit on another thorn?

Nope! But I just made a new friend.

[all laughing]

Now, prepare to see the greatest treasure
ever hauled from the deep.

[gasps] It's gold!

[sputtering]

Oh, I think he likes you, Captain.

-What will you name him?
-Codfish!

Ooh, funny name for a goldfish.
Oh, well, you're the captain! [giggles]

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

♪ I sent out me invitations ♪

♪ Can't wait 'cause today is the day ♪

♪ You don't need a reservation ♪

♪ There's no need to stow away ♪

♪ Jump ship, the crew is hoppin' ♪

♪ Every matey going overboard ♪

♪ Gangway, the beam is droppin' ♪

♪ Bounce, bounce on the springy board ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

♪ Now we're jumpin' in the drink
It's pool partyin' pirate time ♪

♪ Drop in and have a swim ♪

♪ Come on, matey, water's fine ♪

-♪ Walking the plank ♪
-♪ Going over the rail ♪

-♪ Walking the plank ♪
-♪ Freebooter free fall ♪

-♪ Walking the plank ♪
-♪ Don't tell no tales ♪

-♪ Walking the plank ♪
-♪ Cannonball! ♪

♪ Walking the plank ♪

-♪ Going over the rail ♪
-♪ Walking the plank ♪

♪ Cannonball ♪

[Bones] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!