02x10 - Big Bug Valley/The Queen of Never Land

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Big Bug Valley.

[Hook] Bones!
I thought I ordered you to swab the deck.

What are you doing?

Oh, I was just reading from my favorite
book about bugs to me matey, Harry.

-Harry? Harry who?
-[Bones] Well, Harry Spider, of course.

[squeaking]

[screaming]

[gasps]

Oh! The captain's doing a bug dance.

Bones, put Harry away.
You know the captain is afraid of bugs.

-[squeaks]
-Back home you go, Harry.

-[grunts]
-Oopsie!

What's this?
That bug looks like it's made of gold.

Oh, that's the Golden Caterpillar.

He's magnificent, all right.

He lives in Big Bug Valley.

And there's a legend
about that caterpillar.

If you follow it, it will lead you to...

treasure!

[gasps] Did you say "treasure"?

Smee! Set sail for Big Bug Valley!

We're off to find that bug.

-[Bones] Oh, goody!
-[Hook] And the treasure.

[Smee] Oh, dear!

[chuckles] Step lively, mateys.
Big Bug Valley is just ahead.

Ahoy! Bones! Mr. Smee!

Oh, look, Captain, we have company.

Blast! We're looking for bugs, not pests!

We're off to Big Bug Valley
to find the Golden Caterpillar.

-Legend says that if you follow--
-Enough, Bones!

Not everyone shares your passion for bugs.

Finding the Golden Caterpillar
sounds like fun.

-Can we come along?
-You? With me?

-Why, I'd sooner--
-Uh, Captain,

uh, the sea pups are clever.

Why, they could help us find
the caterpillar.

And the treasure!

Puny pirates, do come along, uh...

And, uh... Please.

Sure thing, Captain Hook.
We'd be happy to go.

Oh, step lively, men.
We're off to Big Bug Valley.

Uh, Jake?

[stammers] Big Bug Valley
is full of all kinds of big bugs!

They might be big and look scary, Cubby,
but they're really nice.

Well... okay!

Say, mateys.

Do you want to go find
the Golden Caterpillar with us?

Great!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I've got my sword.
-I got my map.

And I've got my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*! Let's go to Big Bug Valley.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Ahoy! At last! Big Bug Valley!

[Cubby stammers] Coconuts!

What are those?

Them's roly-poly bugs.
They're as harmless as baby lambs.

As long as no one bothers them.

Well, then, I've seen enough bugs.

Shoo, you! Shoo!

Uh-oh, Captain!
You shouldn't oughta done that.

[shouts] Smee!

[Izzy] Shiver me timbers!

If we want to find the Golden Caterpillar,

we'll have to get past
those roly-poly bugs.

I've got an idea.

Line up and run with me.

Captain Hook follows no one.

Especially a pee-wee pirate.

Run! Run!

Run!

Whoo-hoo! We made it.

Yo-h*, way to go!

We got past the roly-poly bugs,
and got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go look for the Golden Caterpillar.

Well, if a puny pirate can get past
these big, blasted bugs, so can I--

I hate bugs.

Hmm. Looks like we've walked all the way
to the middle of Big Bug Valley.

And that means we're surrounded
by even more bugs.

[whirring]

Bigger ones!

Hey! Come back here!

Stop!

[grunts] Gotcha!

[sighs] Now, where am I?

[trilling]

[Cubby] Coconuts!

The Golden Caterpillar!

Hope he didn't see me.

-[trilling]
-[screams]

-Please don't eat me!
-[trilling]

You don't seem so scary.

You actually sound kind of friendly.

[trills]

Awesome! We found the Golden Caterpillar.

And we got two more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go show this big bug to our mateys.

Cubby!

Cubby!

Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Little matey!

Yoo-hoo!

Where'd he go?

[Cubby] Ahoy, mateys!

-Here I am!
-[Bones] Oh, lovely!

-Oh, my!
-[squawks]

-Wow!
-Treasure!

Whoa!

I was lost until this big fella found me.

Go ahead. Pet him.

-He likes it.
-[trilling]

[sighs] Swash me buckle!

I dreamed someday
I'd meet a golden caterpillar.

Now, according to the legend,
if we follow him, he'll lead us right to--

Now, what Mr. Bones is trying to say
is if we follow this beast,

we might learn
all kinds of fascinating things.

Mr. Caterpillar, would it be okay
if we followed you?

[trills]

Yo-h*, let's go!

And keep both eyes peeled for treasure.

We're near the treasure, Smee.
[inhales] I can feel it!

[trilling]

The treasure must be in the tree.

[Hook] What in wonder?

Look, he's winding himself up in a cocoon.

Actually, it's called a chrysalis.

When a caterpillar is fully grown,
it makes a bunch of silk,

which it uses to attach itself
to a leaf or twig.

[sighs] Isn't nature grand?

Indeed, it is not!

Come out of there.

You're supposed to lead me to a treasure.

Treasure? What treasure?

Oh, there's a legend that says

if you follow the Golden Caterpillar,
it will lead you to treasure.

So, that's why you're here, Hook.

You don't really care about bugs.

I do if they can make me rich. Come out!

There's treasure in there, I just know it.

He might be sleeping, Captain.
He'll come out soon enough.

I want the treasure now!

[grunting] Blast!

-Whoa!
-Izzy!

We've gotta help the caterpillar.

This is an emergency.

Then it's pixie dust away!

[gasps] Whoa!

Way-hey! We saved the chrysalis,
and got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

[Sharky] Galloping galleons!
That caterpillar turned into a butterfly.

[gasps] Turning into a butterfly
is the treasure of the caterpillar.

Blast! I want real treasure!
Not flying bugs!

But look, Captain.
Its wings sparkle like gold.

Gold, you say?

[Hook] That's it!
That is the treasure I want.

Smee, after that golden butterfly.

Get back here, you big bug!

[trilling]

Come on! He wants us to take a ride.

-[all exclaiming]
-[Izzy laughing]

Oh, yet another treasure flits away.

[Jake] See ya later, Hook.

[Izzy] Have fun with the big bugs.

Thanks for the lift, big bug pal.

[trilling]

Thanks for helping us
find the Golden Caterpillar, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got nine gold doubloons.

And I made a new butterfly friend.

Shiver me timbers, Cubby.
What's that on your arm?

[screams, laughs] Fooled ya!
It's just a toy spider.

-Cubby!
-[all laughing]

[Hook] Well, Smee, once again

I have returned from a treasure hunt
with nothing but a broken heart.

Cheer up, sir.

I've got something
to chase away the blues.

-Harry!
-[screams]

[grunting]

Hey, looky!
The Captain's doing his bug dance again.

[Smee] Go, Captain, go!

[Hook screams]

[Jake] The Queen of Never Land.

One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten!

Ahoy! I'm a comin'.

[chuckles]

[giggles]

Aha!

I found-- [gasps]

You're not the boys. You're the girls.

It's a pirate princess
and Princess Winger.

Hey, there, pirate friends.

-What brings you to Pirate Island?
-We wanted to share the big news.

Winger and I have been invited
to meet with the Queen of Never Land.

Huh? I didn't know
there was a Queen of Never Land.

Neither did we.

No one has ever heard
of the queen until now.

See?

"I'm the Queen of Never Land, you know.

But the time has come for me to go."

"Because you're a princess,
I might give you my crown.

Then you could be the new queen in town."

But you're both princesses.

Which one of you will she pick
to be the next queen?

Well, she says here we must each bring her
a special gift to help her decide.

Why don't you all come with us
as we present our gifts to the queen?

Mateys, want to go with us
to meet the Queen of Never Land?

Great!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go meet
the Queen of Never Land.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Hook in high-pitched voice]
All hail to me! The Queen of Never Land.

[chuckles] With this disguise, Smee,
I don't have to hunt for treasure,

because those silly princesses
will bring the treasure to me.

So, that's why you told the princesses

to bring royal gifts of treasure
to the Queen of Never Land.

Exactly.

-[Pirate Princess] Oh, yoo-hoo!
-[gasps] They're here!

Princess Winger and the Pirate Princess
to see the Queen of Never Land.

It's a pleasure to meet you,
Your Highness.

Thanks. [clears throat]

[in high-pitched voice]
I mean, thank you for coming, my dears.

Oh! And I see you brought a few friends.

How delightful.

There's something funny about this queen.

She looks familiar.

[clearing throat]

It is now time for me to decide

which princess will be the next
Queen of Never Land.

Who wishes to give me their treasure?

[stammers]
I mean, their royal gift, first?

Allow me, Your Highness.

Today, I will give you
the greatest gift I have to offer.

Yes? Yes?

-A song.
-A song?

♪ The greatest gift I can give to you ♪

♪ Is a special song to your own tune ♪

♪ A gift for you that can't be seen ♪

♪ My present to you is a melody ♪

♪ I'll sing you a song ♪

♪ That's just for you ♪

♪ A song for you ♪

[in low-pitched voice] Lovely.

[in high-pitched voice]
But not quite what I was expecting.

[shouts] Next!

[gasps] Your purse of diamonds.

Now, that's a true treasure.

[giggles] No, Your Majesty.

I'm giving you something far
more precious than diamonds.

I'm giving you the gift
of a rainbow light show.

A rainbow what now?

-Wow!
-Shiver me timbers!

Sparkly!

What a wonderful gift!

Blast and bilgewater!

I don't want silly rainbow lights!

Oh! I'm sorry, Your Majesty.

I didn't mean to upset you.

I'm thinking that maybe this queen
isn't really a queen.

-We need proof.
-I have an idea.

Queens are really good at bowing.

So, let's see if this "Queen"
of Never Land bows like one.

Or if she bows like a sneaky snook.

Sorry, Your Highness,
but we all forgot to bow to you.

Oh, yes. How terribly rude of you.

We must always bow to our queen.

-[chuckles]
-Crooked crackers!

That's no queen. That's Captain Hook!

Blast.

[chuckles] All right!

We found out that the queen
isn't really a queen.

It's Captain Hook!

And we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go keep him
from causing any more trouble.

You puny pirates may have ruined me plan,

but I'm still getting me treasure.

Come on, Smee!

Gee, sorry about this, kids. [shouts]

Stormy seas!

I can't believe
we fell for sneaky Hook's trick.

Don't worry, Pirate Princess.
We'll help you get your diamonds back.

Come on!

[Hook] Me plan worked like a charm.

Look at all of this dazzling,
diamond-y treasure.

-[sobbing]
-What is it, Smee?

Well, Captain,
you took the Pirate Princess's diamonds

without even a thank you.

Fine.

The next time I see her,
I'll be sure to say thanks.

Oh! Well, you're in luck, Captain.

Oh, here she comes now.

-What?
-Ahoy, Captain Hook.

You have something
that belongs to our friend.

Blast! It's Jake and his puny pirates.

Quickly, men.
Bring the ship into that viney swamp.

Once we sail into that jungle
of hanging vines,

those itty-bitty buccaneers
will never find us.

Bucky, into the vines!

Whoa! What was that?

[Izzy] Shiver me timbers! We're stuck!

We need to get untangled.

Maybe we can all swing the vines
off the rigging. Come on!

Yeah!

[both] Whoo!

All right!

-Whoa!
-Sunny skies.

[bell dings]

Yay-hey! We untangled Bucky.

And we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go stop Captain Hook.

[Hook] Barnacles! Why aren't we moving?

I don't think we can.

[Smee stammers]
We're stuck in these vines, Captain.

Bilgewater!

I'm the captain of this ship,
and I say full speed ahead, Mr. Smee.

But, Captain, the tangling vines
might rip the sails of our ship!

I said, full speed ahead!

Blast, blast, blast!

Without the sails,
I can't control the ship.

This is all your fault, Smee.

Captain, I was just doing
what you told me to do!

Then stop doing what I tell you to do.

[Smee shouts]

[grunts] Me purse!

Me treasure!

My diamonds!

[sighs]

Hmm?

[chortling]

[gasps] Not the Tick Tock Croc!

-[laughs]
-Save me, Smee!

This is an emergency.

And that means... pixie dust away!

[gasps] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!

-Gotcha!
-[Hook screams]

All right!

We saved Captain Hook,
and we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go bring Hook back to his crew.

I suppose this calls
for a thank you for rescuing me.

But Captain Hook never says--

Thank you for helping me dear captain.

[all] You're welcome.

Oh, barnacles!

Thank you, pirate friends.
For all your help,

I'm giving each of you
a sparkling diamond from my purse.

Thanks!

Ooh, sparkly!

-[Jake] Goodbye!
-[Cubby] Bye-bye, princess.

-[Izzy] See you soon!
-[Skully] Bye, Winger.

Thanks for helping the Pirate Princess
and Princess Winger today.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
and diamonds

into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Cubby] Five, six, seven, eight...

[Izzy] Nine, ten, eleven!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got 11 gold doubloons.

And one, two, three, four diamonds!

-[Skully] Ahoy!
-Skully?

All bow to the King of Never Land.

By royal decree,
all me mateys must bring me a gift--

of crackers!

[all laughing]

[Hook] I can't believe it, boys.

All that trouble and I didn't even get
one measly diamond.

Ah, it wasn't a total loss, Captain.

That dress of yours
makes for a mighty fine sail. [laughs]

Long live the queen!

I mean, king! [chuckles]

♪ When I'm on the deck and swinging
In my hammock side to side ♪

♪ Those rockin' waves
Just rock my cares away ♪

♪ Let blow the wind and weather ♪

♪ It makes a better ride ♪

♪ And when I'm swingin'
I could swing all day ♪

♪ It's a jolly afternoon ♪

♪ Nothing else I want to do ♪

♪ Hit the hammock, swing along
And sing my hammock swingin' song ♪

♪ Now hoist that riggin', set the sails ♪

♪ Stretch them hammocks to the rails ♪

♪ What a perfect pirate day ♪

♪ Now the ship is underway ♪

♪ Tropic breeze and sunny shine ♪

♪ Swayin' in this net of mine ♪

♪ Now I'm swinging in my hammock ♪

♪ Woo-hoo, swingin' in my hammock ♪

♪ I'm swingin' in my hammock ♪

-♪ Woo-hoo, swingin' in my hammock ♪
-♪ I'm swingin' in my hammock ♪

♪ On a sunny afternoon ♪