02x12 - Izzy's Trident Treasure/Pirate Putt-Putt

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♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on, and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Izzy's Trident Treasure.

Sandy crackers, Izzy.

-Your Mermaid City rocks.
-It sure does.

[Jake] Marina, Stormy.

A high-tide ahoy
to all our pirate friends. [giggles]

And a special sea smile
to our honorary mer-sister, Izzy.

[giggles] And to you as well.

Are you here for a visit?

No. We're here
on official mermaid business.

We need your help finding a treasure.

Then you've come to the right place.

We're great at finding stuff.
Especially treasure.

What are you looking for?

Neptune's Golden Trident.

This special mer-treasure
is said to create bodies of water.

The Trident was hidden a long time ago
to keep it safe from thieving pirates.

But the mer-map that shows
where the Trident was hidden

was lost at sea.

Until today!
I found it when I was surfing.

The Trident is supposed
to be on an underwater mountain

in the middle of a giant lake.

We can't seem to find
this lake or mountain anywhere.

An underwater mountain?

That's called Mount Mer-suvias.

And I think I know why you can't find it.

The lake you're looking for
dried up a long time ago.

So today, Mount Mer-suvias
isn't in the middle of a lake.

It's in the middle of a sandy desert.

Aw, fishsticks.

Only a mermaid can touch
Neptune's Trident.

And we can't swim through the desert sand.

Now we'll never get the Trident.

Hmm. Sounds like you
need a mermaid with legs.

And you've got one.

Honorary mermaid Izzy, reporting for duty.

Happy clams!

Izzy, you can walk
through the desert sand.

And, as an honorary mermaid
who's true of heart,

she can hold the Trident.

[Marina and Stormy]
Mount Mer-suvias, here we come.

I'm not sure what those puny pirates
and guppy girls are up to,

but it looks like treasure.

Why, Captain, that looks like a picture
of Neptune's Trident.

Neptune's Trident?

[gasps] Say no more, Smee.
I've got a treasure to plunder.

Thanks for joining us on our quest, Izzy.

We'll lead you as far as the desert,

and then you and your mates
can take it from there.

No worries, Marina. We love to help.

Say, mateys, want to help us
find Neptune's Trident?

Great!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a Pirate Problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them, and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword.

I got my map.

And I've got my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go find Neptune's Trident.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Skully] Look alive, me hearties.

Sandbar Straits, dead ahead.

I don't like the looks of that.
Can we go around it?

I wish we could, but the map says
we have to take Sandbar Straits

to a river that will lead us
to Mount Mer-suvias.

Then keep your weather-eyes open, crew.

[Jake] One wrong move and Bucky
could get stuck.

Don't worry, Jake.
Stormy and I will help guide you through.

Thanks, Marina.

[dinging]

[bell dinging]

[bell dinging]

[Jake] Steady as she goes.

Yo-h*, way to go.

We made it through Sandbar Straits
and got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go find Neptune's Trident.

Sneaky snook alert.

Old Feather Hat is on our tail.

[gasps] I bet he wants to get his hooks
on Neptune's Trident.

-Steady on, Mr. Smee.
-[Smee] Steadying, sir.

Captain Hook, these sandbars
are way too dangerous.

Your ship could get stuck! Turn back!

[yelps and stammering]
Maybe the sea pups are right, Captain.

The sandbars do look
a little tricky to sail through.

And we don't have
any mermy-maids to help us.

Well, I do know a dogfish
who owes me a favor.

-Maybe he could--
-Enough!

I am a pirate captain.

I don't need meddlesome mermaids
or dogfishes to help me sail a ship.

-[thuds]
-[Hook shrieks]

Blast.

Begging your pardon, Captain,

but how are we supposed
to follow them now,

when our ship's stuck in the sand?

Rowing, Captain. Rowing!

You're right, Jake. Bucky would have
never made it up this river.

No worries, Stormy.

A good pirate has a boat
for every kind of water.

Okay, mates. The sandy desert is this way.

And that's where we'll find
Mount Mer-suvias.

Look alive, me hearties.

Here comes Hook.

Out of me way, ya blasted river rats.

Say, this current is pretty strong.

I hope Jake and his crew are okay.

Uh-oh.

Where is everybody?

They must need our help. Come on!

-Hang in there, crew.
-Faster, Smee, faster.

-[Smee panting]
-[Izzy panting]

Excuse me. Why are we going backwards?

Our paddles aren't strong enough

to row up the strong current
of this quickly flowing stream.

[panting] Too bad we're not mermaids.

Their tails are much stronger
than our paddles.

Marina, Stormy.

Can you help our boat
go up the flowing stream?

Sure thing, Jake.

Awesome coconuts!

Our boat's going up the stream,
and we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em,
and go find Mount Mer-suvias.

What? No fair!

Come on, Smee. Row. Row. Row!

Rowing!

-[birds chirping]
-Shiver me sand dunes.

I can't believe this dry,
sandy desert used to be a lake.

That waterfall must have once filled it.

And that mountain must be...

[Marina] Mount Mer-suvias.

The last known resting place
of Neptune's Trident.

We can't go any further.
It's up to you now, Izzy.

[Marina] Remember,
you are an honorary mermaid,

so only you can hold the Trident.

I won't let you down.

Good luck.

[Izzy] Time to put my best foot forward.

I don't want to disappoint
my mermaid friends.

Behold. I shall conquer yon river,

the way sailors have always
conquered the seas.

With sails and the power of wind.

-[wind howling]
-[Hook shouts]

Aye, that'll do it.

[Hook] Smee!

[Izzy] Shiver me timbers.

-[Izzy] It's Neptune's Trident.
-[Cubby] It's truly awesome.

I guess we beat old Feather Hat
to the treasure once again.

Yeah, I wonder whatever
happened to Captain Hook.

[Hook and Smee shouting in distance]

[boat crashes]

Captain Hook! Are you all right?

Ooh, treasure! Treasure!

Oh, yep. He's fine.

Treasure...

Don't be silly, Captain Hook.

Only a mermaid can hold Neptune's Trident.

And you're not a mermaid.

Neither are you.

I'm an honorary mermaid.

Then I suppose you can call me
an honorary mermaid-treasure-taker.

[shuddering]

Oh, dear!

Let go, Captain! Let it go!

The Trident!

Looks like an emergency to me.

Pixie dust away.

Got it!

[hoots] The Trident turned
the sandy desert back into a watery lake.

Yay-hey.

We saved Neptune's Trident,
and got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go bring the mermaids their treasure.

As honorary mermaid, I present to you...

[sings fanfare]

...Neptune's Trident!

From one mermaid to another...

-[both] Thanks!
-[giggles]

Anytime. Glad we could help.

-[Jake] So long.
-[Cubby] Happy swimming.

[hoots]

Mateys, thanks for helping us
find Neptune's Trident.

Now, let's count our gold doubloons
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven, eight!

Yay-hey.
For solving pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons.

And we got something else.

-What is it?
-It's a note from Marina and Stormy.

It says, "For our honorary mermaid, Izzy,
we give you..."

[gasps] Izzy's Trident!

Crackers! It works.

[all laugh]

-[coyote howling]
-[Smee] Are you sure

this is the best way to get back
to the Jolly Roger?

Trust me, Smee. Now, this time
I've got it all worked out.

Eh, now, which way is the wind blowing?

Hmm. I believe it's blowing due...

Uh. Oh, dear.

[Hook] Smee!

[Jake] Pirate Putt-Putt.

[Izzy] Ahoy, mateys.
I found my puzzle box.

Hey, look what I found.

What are those?

Golf clubs for playing Pirate Putt-Putt.

That's a game where you hit a ball
with one of these clubs,

and try to get it in
a special hole in the ground.

Check it out! There's a map, too!

Wow. It's got a message on it
from Peter Pan.

He says that he built a place
on Never Land

just for playing Pirate Putt-Putt.

Say, mateys. Want to play
Pirate Putt-Putt with us today?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a Pirate Problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them, and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go play Pirate Putt-Putt.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Bilge-water!

Uh, this blasted bird beat me. Again.

[chortling]

There, there, Captain.
Why don't you spy on the sea pups?

That always puts you in a better mood.

You know me so well, Mr. Smee.

[Hook] What's this?
What are those pesky popinjays up to now?

[Cubby] It should be right through here.

Whoa!

This is the Pirate Putt-Putt Course.

It's awesome!

Crab crackers! Woo-hoo!

[Izzy] This is gonna be fun.

[Hook] Ahoy there, puny popinjays.

Ahoy, Captain Hook.

It sure is funny
how we keep running into you.

Yes, well [clears throat].

I demand a chance to defeat you
in a game of wooden clubs and holes.

Me against the three of you.

Are you sure you only
want to be a team of one?

Absolutely.
Captain Hook needs no one's help.

Okay, Captain.

The way the game works is you get
one point for each hole.

Fine. Let's get started.

This is it, Mr. Smee.
My chance to finally be a winner!

A winner indeed, Captain. [chuckles]

Okay, Cubby.

To make this hole, putt-putt the ball
through the jaws of the croc.

Aw, coconuts! This looks pretty tricky.

Don't worry. Just take your time.

Concentrate on where you want
the ball to go,

-aim, and then hit the ball.
-Got it, Jake.

[Cubby] Take your time.

Concentrate.

Aim, and then hit the ball.

-[bell dings]
-[Skully hoots]

You got the ball in the hole,
and you got one point.

And I got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go play some more Pirate Putt-Putt.

Stand back, everybody, and watch a winner.

Remember, Captain, take your time--

Captain Hook needs no advice
from a pint-sized putter.

Over there!

-[ball ricocheting]
-Crackers.

[Hook grunts and groans]

Release me, you mechanical menace!

[Hook] Well, well,
a little Shipwreck Cove.

Now that I'm warmed up,
I need a real challenge like this.

To win a point, you have to hit the ball
past the shipwrecks,

-through the lighthouse door...
-[bell dinging]

...so it drops into the hole
that's inside.

Hmm. I think I see a way of doing this.

Just like Jake said, "Take your time,

concentrate, aim, and then hit the ball".

-[bell dings]
-Whoo-hoo!

You got one point
for putting the ball in the hole.

That gives Jake's crew two points.

And I got two more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go play more Putt-Putt.

Perhaps you should follow Jake's advice.

"Take your time..."

Balderdash and piffle!

This is the time to strike... and win!

-Tally-h*!
-[Smee] Tallying, sir.

♪ Duck your head
Watch your rudder ♪

♪ Maybe I'll tell you what's what ♪

♪ Captain Hook is swingin' a putter ♪

♪ But he don't know how to putt-putt ♪

♪ Duck your head
Watch your rudder ♪

♪ Maybe I'll tell you whats what ♪

♪ Captain Hook is swingin' a putter ♪

♪ But he don't know how to putt-putt ♪

♪ He don't know how to putt-putt ♪

Look out.

[grunts] Whoa!

[water splashes]

And Captain Hook gets no points.

This Belch Mountain might be little,
but it sure looks hot, hot, hot!

That's why the ball
has to go over the volcano

and between the spurts of steam.

Watch me. Take your time.

Concentrate
on where you want the ball to go.

Aim, and hit the ball.

You got the hole, and that gives our team
a total of three points.

Oh, dear. This hole looks even more
difficult than the last one.

What are you going to do, Captain?

Take this coconut
and plug up that volcano.

Aye, Captain. Plug up that-- Oh, my.

Careful, Captain.
Belch Mountain is tricky.

Don't you worry about me, lad.

[gasps] Is that a flying dragon?

-A dragon?
-Where?

Onward to victory.

[volcano rumbling]

Blast this infernal shaking!

It's keeping me perfect putt
from falling into the hole.

It might be the volcano's fault, Captain.

I think the coconut
is trapping the steam inside,

and it has nowhere to go.

Hook put a coconut in the volcano?

Aw, coconuts!

Step aside. I shall get it out. [grunts]

-[rumbling]
-Blow me down. She's gonna blow!

[screaming]

Izzy, this is an emergency.

Then it's... pixie dust away!

Somebody stop this kooky coconut!

Blast. [screams]

[all] Gotcha.

Way to go.

We saved Captain Hook
and got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

[chuckles]
Captain, I'm so glad you're all right.

[stammers] Thank you, sea pups.

Never mind that, Smee. Did I make a point?

Oh, my. In all the excitement, I...

[Hook] Thunder and lightning. No!

Sorry, but no points for Hook.

Blast!

Everybody got a point but me.

I lose again.

Don't be sad, Captain.

The last Pirate Putt-Putt hole
is the trickiest yet.

It's worth four points.

If you get your ball in the hole,
you could still win the game.

Really?

Welcome to the Pirate
Putt-Putt Tiki Surprise.

As team captain, I'll play this hole.

-You can do it, Jake.
-Yeah!

Make that putt!

Take your time. Concentrate.

Aim, then hit the ball.

Uh-oh. I missed.

This is it, Captain.
It's your final chance to win.

Oh, what's the point? I never win.

Oh, you can do it, sir.

Mama Hook did not raise a quitter.

You are Captain Hook.

You were born to be a winner!

You're right. I can do it.

I can still win.

Take your time.

Concentrate.

Aim, then hit the ball.

-[Cubby] Whoa.
-[Skully] I can't look.

[gasps]

-I did it!
-Captain Hook makes the shot

and gets four points.

Jake's team made three points,
which means...

Great Galleons. I won!

[laughs] Hippity-hip hooray, Captain.

I finally won!

And you did it by following Jake's advice.

Hmm. Perhaps the lad
might have helped a smidgen.

But what matters
is that I am finally a winner.

Thanks for playing Pirate
Putt-Putt with us, mateys.

Now, let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five...

[Jake] Six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

Yo-h*.

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons.

And we learned how to putt-putt.

[clinks]

[grumbling]

Oops. Sorry, Crabby. [giggles]

[hammer pounding]

-What is all that racket?
-[saw whirring]

Oh, Sharky and Bones are below deck
making a Pirate Putt-Putt course.

Oh, joy! I love winning that game.

-[driller whirring]
-And what's that drilling?

They're drilling holes
for the Putt-Putt course.

[Hook] In the bottom of the ship?

[Bones] Sorry, Captain!

♪ What's more sneaky than the Snook ♪

♪ Is a cabinet full of all his hooks ♪

♪ Every one in his supply ♪

♪ Is a clever crooked Hook surprise ♪

♪ Got a blender hook and a fishing rod ♪

♪ Got a pinwheel hook
If you think that's odd ♪

♪ Got a butterfly net, flyswatter too ♪

♪ He can catch a bug and squish it, ew ♪

♪ Got a shovel hook that digs things up ♪

♪ Got a hammer and spoon
Don't mix those up ♪

♪ Got a whirly hook so he can fly ♪

♪ And an eggbeater hook
I don't know why ♪

♪ Captain Hook
Oh, what a frumpy, grumpy goosey ♪

♪ He never learned to share ♪

♪ Captain Hook
A stinky, finky double-crosser ♪

♪ Mateys best be
Mateys best beware ♪

♪ He's after you, so take a look ♪

♪ He's the dastardly Captain Hook ♪

♪ Captain Hook
A stinky, finky double-crosser ♪

♪ Mateys best be
Mateys best beware ♪