02x13 - Jake Saves Bucky

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♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

[Jake] Jake Saves Bucky! Part One.

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Hook] Mr. Smee, Sharky, Bones!

All hands are here, Captain!

-And feets, too!
-[laughs]

Mr. Smee, where is that bedtime story
I asked for?

You know I can't fall asleep
without an exciting story!

Oh, I know, sir, I know.

The boys and I have been
workin' on it, Captain.

Real hard, we have.

I want a story with thrills!
With excitement! Keep looking!

[coughs] Oh!
Here's one I've never seen before.

Oh, my!

-Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my!
-[Hook] What are you babbling about, Smee?

Is that a story worthy of my time?

Oh, I'm sure you've never heard
this one before, sir!

[clears throat]

[Hook] Give me that!

[sighs] "According to the Never Land
Pirate Code of rules,

the sailing ship
known as the Buccaneer..."

The Buccaneer?

Why, that must be the full name

of Jake and the sea pups'
pirate ship, Bucky.

"...the Buccaneer, must engage
in a Great Race

against the Jolly Roger.

The Great Race must begin

on the day following
the first blue moon of the year."

Uh, wait, that be tomorrow!

[stammers] "If the Buccaneer
has the misfortune to lose the Great Race,

its ownership by Jake and his crew

will go to Captain James Hook!"

Oh, dear! That's you!

It is indeed, Mr. Smee.

Oh, look, Captain.
You forgot to read this part.

"However, the previous owners
of the Buccaneer--"

that's Jake and his mates--

"have one last chance
to get their ship back."

-[gasps]
-Let's see...

"Island, bell, mighty dragon."

Oh, we don't need this!
It's not important!

Not important at all!

Um, beggin' your pardon, Captain,
but what's it all mean?

It means that if Bucky
loses the Great Race tomorrow,

the puny pirates' ship will belong to me!

Oh, dear! Uh...

You know, Captain, Bucky might not be
so easy to beat in a race.

He has lots of gizmos. Fancy ones.

Aha!

Mr. Smee, I've just come up
with a brilliant idea!

To make sure that I win the race
and Bucky loses,

I shall add lots of fancy new gizmos
to the Jolly Roger.

Step lively, men!

There will be no sleeping tonight.

We have a race to prepare for, and to win!

♪ Time to make the Jolly Roger ready ♪

♪ To win the Great Race on the Never Sea ♪

♪ There's orders from the captain
There be no time for nappin' ♪

♪ We'll cook up something tricky
With doodads and doohickeys ♪

♪ Then I'll cheat me way
Across the finish line ♪

♪ Oh, make ready ♪

♪ The Jolly Roger ♪

♪ Gizmos, gadgets, thing-a-ma-jigs ♪

♪ If Captain Hook can win the race ♪

♪ Then the Buccaneer will be all his ♪

♪ I'll make sure I get there first
By hook or crook, I guarantee ♪

♪ And when the Jolly Roger wins ♪

♪ Then Bucky will be mine ♪

♪ When I cross that finish line ♪

♪ Then Bucky will belong to me ♪

[chuckles]

[Jake] Yo-h*, watch the beach ball go!

Nice block, Bucky!

Look alive, matey. Duck!

Shiver me timbers!

I got it! [grunts]

[grunts]

Ah, coconuts!

Good play, Bucky!

You're really getting the hang
of Pirate Bop Beach Ball!

Yo-h*!

Go, go.

[Skully] Flyin' crackers!

Thar she goes!

-[ball pops]
-And thar she blows.

Hey, what happened to our ball?

Greetings, puny popinjays!

If you're lookin' to swipe some treasure,

you've come to the wrong place,
Captain Hook.

Settle down, lad.

I'm not interested in plundering
any pirate treasure today.

There are much bigger things at stake!

I'd say things at least as big
as a pirate ship!

Ha-ha!

I think Hook's finally gone crackers.

This is no nonsense, I assure you.

I found this scroll on me ship last night,

and I think you'll find it fascinating.

Read it and weep, boy!

What's it say, Jake?

It says here that Bucky
has to race the Jolly Roger today.

And if Bucky loses, Hook wins,
and gets to take Bucky!

-Yay-hey, no way!
-Rotten berries!

This can't be happening!

Oh, the captain speaks the truth,
sea pups.

[sighs] Hard to believe, I know.

According to the Never Land Pirate
Code of Rules, you have no choice.

That's correct.

If you don't race, that means you quit.
And if you quit, you lose.

And Bucky will belong to, dare I say it...

Me. Captain Hook.

Mm-hmm. Him.

[all] Never!

Never say never.

You're on, Hook.

Bucky can beat the Jolly Roger
any old day!

-Oh, h*, h*, h*. Ye thinks?
-I thinks.

♪ You want a race out on the Never Sea ♪

♪ You'll never win ♪

♪ 'Cause my ship can't be beat ♪

-♪ My ship is better than your ship ♪
-♪ Ours is better than yours ♪

-♪ There is no faster pirate ship ♪
-♪ Except our ship, of course ♪

♪ Bucky's better than your ship
Bucky's better than yours ♪

♪ I'll win this race and back again
While you're still on the shore ♪

♪ You want a race out on the Never Sea ♪

♪ You'll never win
'Cause my ship can't be beat ♪

♪ Let's have a race out on the Never Sea ♪

♪ We'll see which ship is better ♪

♪ But I intend to cheat ♪

♪ Before it starts, me ship has won
The Jolly Roger's number one ♪

♪ You'll come in in second place ♪

♪ Bucky's gonna win this race ♪

♪ My ship be better than your ship ♪

♪ Bucky's better than yours ♪

-♪ My ship be better ♪
-♪ Bucky's better ♪

♪ Better, better than yours ♪

Oh, by the way, little leader,

the race begins at Shipwreck Beach.

See you at the starting line!

Um, Jake? What if we lose the race?
We can't give up Bucky!

We're not going to, Cubby.

'Cause we're gonna win!

Mateys, will you help us
win the Great Race?

Aye-aye. That's what I thought you'd say.

This is a really important adventure
today, 'cause we're fighting for Bucky.

We're gonna need all hands on deck to
solve every pirate problem we come across.

When we do, gold doubloons will appear.

Then we'll collect them
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

And remember,
Bucky's counting on all of us.

Is everybody ready?

-I got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*! Let's go to the starting line!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

-[seagulls cawing]
-[bell dings]

Well, well, puniest of puny pirates.
It's about time you showed up.

I was worried that you already gave up.

Oh, there's nothing to worry about, Hook.
We're here to win.

So let's get this wingding started!

Before we begin, Sharky and Bones,
who have read all of the rules,

would like to explain
how the Great Race will work.

Hit it, boys!

♪ Grab your flag and get your clue ♪

♪ Figure it out
That's what you do ♪

♪ Don't dilly dally
Don't be late ♪

♪ And may the very best crew
Win the race ♪

Awesome! That sounds like fun.

Oh, it will be fun.

Once I win the race and call Bucky me own!

♪ The first stop on this sailin' race ♪

♪ A cozy cove where mermaids play ♪

♪ Check your map and compass, too ♪

♪ You're sailin' to Mermaid Lagoon ♪

Get ready, mateys! This is for Bucky.

-[bell dings]
-[all] Yay-hey!

-Hoist your sails. Hands on the wheel.
-And...

[both] Anchors aweigh!

[blows whistle]

[Hook] Full speed ahead, Mr. Smee.

Speeding ahead, Captain.

[Jake] Full speed ahead, Bucky!
We want to get to Mermaid Lagoon

way before Hook gets there, right?

[bell dings]

Come on, mateys. Let's all cheer on Bucky.

Go, Bucky, go!

[all] Go, Bucky, go! Go, Bucky, go!

Well, well.

Here comes the little ship
that thinks he can.

But I'm going to show him he can't!

[Cubby] Aw, coconuts!

[Izzy] Yay-hey, no way.

[cackling] Me plan is working,

just as I thought it would.

Unleash one of me fancy new gizmos.

The Colossal Coconut Cannon.

Aye-aye, sir.

One Colossal Coconut Cannon.
Just what the captain ordered.

-Ready to roll, Captain.
-Excellent!

Now... fire!

Firing!

[Smee] Oh, coconuts!

What do we do?

Check it out, mateys!
Bucky's playing Pirate Bop Beach Ball.

Incoming!

Incoming?

[Smee] Dive! Dive! Dive!

Smee, save me!

Whoa!

[Hook groans]

[Jake] So long, Captain Hook!

Way-hey! We raced ahead of Hook.
and we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go to Mermaid Lagoon.

[Skully] Whoo-hoo! We're the first
to make it to Mermaid Lagoon!

And there's our flag!

Got it!

♪ Now you're here, you'll need your clue
So listen, mates, here's what ya do ♪

♪ If sailin' on now be your wish ♪

♪ Then find a fish that's not a fish ♪

♪ Find a fish that's not a fish ♪

Find a fish that's not a fish?
This is not gonna be easy.

Just keep your eyes open, mateys.

And let's see if we can find this fish.

Hey look, me hearties!

-It's Gilly the Goldfish!
-Hello!

-Is Gilly a fish that's not a fish?
-[giggles] I don't think so, Cubby.

Gilly's a fish that is a fish.

[trilling]

Let's keep looking.

The fish that's not a fish
has to be around here somewhere.

I told you to sail faster, Smee!

Thanks to you, we're in last place.

Cheer up, Captain. Look!

There's our flag.

Step aside, Smee. I'll take care of this.

♪ Now you're here, you'll need your clue
So listen, mates, here's what ya do ♪

♪ If sailin' on now be your wish ♪

♪ Then find a fish that's not a fish ♪

♪ Find a fish that's not a fish ♪

A fish that's not a fish.

Ooh, that's a tough one indeed.

Then why are you just
standing there, Smee?

Find that fish, uh, that's not a fish!

♪ Boo-ba-ba-ba-boo ♪

♪ I love to sing for you ♪

♪ Ba-ba-boo ♪

♪ I love to sing the whole day ♪

♪ Through ♪

Ahoy, Sandy!

Check it out, mates. We did it!

We found just what we've been looking for.

Sandy the Starfish!

But Sandy's not a fish.

[Jake] That's right. Sandy is a starfish!

He's got the word "fish" in his name.

And that makes him...

[all] A fish that's not a fish!

[all laughing]

Yay-hey! We figured out the clue.

♪ Now you're surfin', sailin' on
The winds are fine, the sea is calm ♪

♪ Make your way and beat the clock ♪

♪ Hurry up, mateys, to Skull Rock ♪

You heard them. To Skull Rock.
So long, Sandy!

♪ Ba-ba-boo-boo-boo ♪

♪ Good luck to you ♪

[Hook] Have you found anything yet, Smee?

Does a soggy old boot count?

Barnacles!

I'll find that fish
that's not a fish meself

if it's the last thing I... [grunts]

[scolding]

Blasted starfish!

-I cannot stand...
-Captain, that's it!

This starfish is the fish
that's not a fish.

Don't be ridiculous!

How can a starfish be...

a fish that's not a fish.

"Fish" is part of his name!

I did it! I figured out the clue!

Uh, beggin' your pardon, Captain,
but I did say it...

♪ Now you're surfin', sailin' on ♪

♪ The winds are fine, the sea is calm ♪

♪ Make your way and beat the clock ♪

♪ Hurry up, mateys, to Skull Rock ♪

You heard them, Smee.
Set sail for Skull Rock.

[bell dings]

[Skully] Whoo-hoo!
Skull Rock, here we come!

[Cubby] Yo-h*, Bucky!
We're in first place!

We couldn't have done it
without you, matey!

[bell dings]

♪ Ahoy, me hearties and pirates true ♪

♪ How lucky are we? ♪

♪ Shipshape and sailin' with our pal ♪

♪ Sail away, Bucky ♪

♪ Way-hey-hey
There's no doubt about it ♪

♪ You're the bravest ship
On the Never Sea ♪

♪ You're our best friend, Bucky ♪

♪ Way-hey-hey ♪

♪ Bucky, sail away ♪

[bell dinging]

♪ You can't catch Bucky
On the open waves ♪

♪ When every sail is full and flyin' ♪

♪ Way-hey-hey ♪

♪ There's no doubt about it ♪

♪ You're the bravest ship
On the Never Sea ♪

♪ You're our best friend, Bucky ♪

♪ Without you
Why, we'd be high and dry ♪

♪ You're our best friend, Bucky ♪

♪ Way-hey-hey ♪

♪ Bucky, sail away ♪

Oh, look at those smug,
smiling faces, Mr. Smee.

Those pint-size pests
are in the lead again.

Mark my words,
they will never win this race.

Not while I've still got a trick or two
up me sleeve.

Behold me newest trick.

The Mighty Captain Hook Grappling Hook!

[all] Whoa!

Yo-h*, what do ya know! Bucky's stuck.

[Jake] And so are we!

[Smee] You certainly stopped the pups
this time, Captain.

Oh, but I'm not done with them yet.

-Prepare the Pirate Propeller.
-Preparing, my Captain!

Come on, Bucky. Try harder! You can do it!

[Hook] See you later.

After I win the race and Bucky!

-Coconuts!
-Hey!

We can't let him win the race!

Maybe my sword can help us.
We've got to get Bucky loose.

[Hook] Is this not wonderful, Mr. Smee?

I'm winning, I'm actually winning!

I must say, this is exciting, Captain.

Even though you cheated,
played dirty tricks, and, uh...

[stammers] I mean, keep up
the good work, sir! [chuckles]

[Jake] Hold still, Bucky.

[grunting] I almost got it.

-[Jake] Bucky's free!
-[dings]

Jake and the Never Land Pirates
never give up!

You're right, Jake.

[all] Never!

[Jake] Full speed ahead
to Skull Rock, Bucky.

Let's win this race.

Hurry, Smee! We've no time to waste.

[panting] No time wastin'.

[wheezing gasps]

Got it!

♪ You're racin' by the pirate code
One more clue that's left to go ♪

♪ The winning flag you know we've heard
Is on an island shaped like a bird ♪

♪ Find an island shaped like a bird ♪

A bird? Ooh, sounds fascinating!

Now, let's see.

An island shaped like a banana?

An island shaped like a bowling ball?

[gasps] Glory be!

An island shaped like a bird!

Move it, Smee! I'm about to win!

There's the flag! Gotcha.

♪ You're racin' by the pirate code
One more clue that's left to go ♪

♪ The winning flag you know we've heard
Is on an island shaped like a bird ♪

♪ Find an island shaped like a bird ♪

I've got this one, mateys! Spy this.

It's Eagle Island!

Push on, mateys.

We've gotta find the winning flag.

-Do you mean this flag?
-[all gasp]

♪ Hail to the pirate crew
Who's in first place ♪

♪ Captain Hook, you won the race ♪

-♪ Hail ♪
-♪ To me ♪

♪ Your champion ♪

-♪ So now, let everybody cheer ♪
-Hooray!

♪ And I will take the Buccaneer away ♪

♪ Captain Hook, you won the race ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo! I won!

I won the Great Never Sea Race! [laughs]

Which means Bucky is mine!

All mine!

Yay-hey, no way!

This can't be happening.

How could we lose?

'Tis a pity. Losing hurts.

Oh, the captain knows all about losing.

Why, he must be the biggest loser
in all of Never La--

Enough, Smee. They get the point.

Now, on with it.

As the Never Land Pirate Code says,

"If the Buccaneer has the misfortune
to lose the Great Race,

its ownership by Jake and his crew
will go to..."

Captain James Hook.

In other words, you lose, I win!

And that's the way
the crackers crumble! [laughs]

I'm sorry, Jake.

But I'm afraid pirates' rules
are pirates' rules.

[bell dings]

[Sharky] To be continued.

Jake and his mates lost Bucky
to Captain Hook.

[Bones] Will they find a way
to get him back?

Stay tuned, and we'll find out together.

-♪ I spy ♪
-Keep a lookout now, mateys.

-And don't forget your spyglass.
-♪ With my spyglass ♪

♪ Keep an eye out for your mateys
And sharply watch below ♪

♪ When stormy blows the sea ♪

♪ 'Cause your crew is counting on you
To guide them safely home ♪

♪ The lookout mate you be ♪

♪ With my spyglass I can spy ♪

♪ With my weather eye ♪

♪ With a flash of my spyglass
I can see ♪

♪ Two hundred leagues away ♪

♪ I can help us navigate ♪

♪ Across the Never Sea
My spyglass spies for me ♪

♪ I spy a crooked Hook
With me weather eye ♪

♪ The Jolly Roger's settin' sail
So, mateys, look alive ♪

♪ I spy the tail of a whale
Swimmin' off the bow ♪

♪ That big beluga says "ahoy"
By splashin' all around ♪

Ha-har!