Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

Highlander (1986)

Action/Adventure Movie collection.
(Disaster/Martial Arts/Spy/Heroic Bloodshed/Wuxia/Pirate/Samurai/etc.)

Moderators: Maskath3, sidolanters, GabrielAlejo2341

Watch/Buy Action  Watch/Buy Adventure


Action/Adventure Movie Collection.

Highlander (1986)

Post by bunniefuu »

♪ Here we are ♪

♪ Born to be kings ♪

♪ We're the princes

of the universe ♪

♪ Here we belong ♪

♪ Fighting to survive ♪

♪ ln a world

with the darkest power ♪

Hey!

♪ And here we are ♪

♪ We're the princes

of the universe ♪

♪ Here we belong

fighting for survival ♪

♪ We've come to be

the rulers of your world ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I am immortal ♪

♪ I have inside me blood of kings ♪

♪ I have no rival ♪

♪ No man can be my equal ♪

♪ Take me to the future

of your world ♪♪

...and the Tonga Kid.

Their opponents,

in the corner to my right...

with a combined weight of 745 pounds...

the toasts of the coasts...

from Brad Street, U.S.A.,

Atlanta, Georgia...

the Fabulous Freebirds!

Yeah!

You gotta love it!

k*ll him!

Stomp on the son of--

Hey! Where you going?

Macleod.

Fasil. Wait.

Aah!

All right.

Aah!

Aah!

Ah ha ha!

Aah!

Aah!

Ahh.

Ow.

Aah!

- Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Aah!

Aah!

Ohh...

Macleod!

Clan Macleod!

May this year

of our Lord 1536...

bring victory

to the Clan Macleod!

Macleod!

Victory to Macleod!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Are you scared, Connor?

Ha ha ha!

No, Cousin Dugal.

I'm not!

Don't talk nonsense, man.

I peed my kilt the first time

I went into battle.

Oh, aye.

Angus pees his kilt

all the time!

Connor!

Connor, wait!

Wait!

Take these flowers

and think of me.

Remember, you fight with God

on your side, Connor.

A girl like that

can wound a soldier...

more than a Frazer sword,

my friend.

Angus! You and Dugal

keep him in one piece!

Aye, we all know

what piece that is!

There is one called Connor

among them.

Aye.

Remember our

agreement, Murdoch.

The boy is mine.

It's begun.

Death to the Macleods!

Death to the Macleods!

Yay! Yay!

Death to the Frazers!

Yay! Yah!

Unh!

Macleod!

Aah!

Come on!

Macleod!

Now you stay under.

- Forgive me... my son.

- Aah!

Fight me, damn you!

Fight me, cowards!

No, not him!

Castrate the heathens!

Nobody will fight me!

They all run away.

Here, laddie, stay by me.

Mother of God.

Fight me!

Unnhhrr!

Ooh!

Aah!

Unh!

No!

Come on, quick!

There can be only one!

Unh!

Another time, Macleod!

Get out of the car!

Put your hands

on the hood!

Move!

Okay!

Watch it, freak!

Just cool it!

Watch him!

Watch him!

Move! Come on!

Come on! Move!

Come on!

Get up there!

Aah!

Spread 'em!

Spread 'em!

- Come on!

Let's see

some l.D., pal.

Well, Mr. Nash.

Where were you going

in such a hurry?

Give me it!

Give me it!

Ooh!

Don't move, pal.

Don't even breathe!

In nomine patri et filii

et spiritu sancti.

Amen.

It is over.

No!

Other men are

dying this day.

I must attend them.

Quiet!

He's a highlander, by God!

The last sound he hears...

shouldn't be that

of a wailing woman!

Hey, let me through.

Damn it, Frank.

Forensics is supposed to be notified...

the same time as homicide.

Holy sh*t.

Yeah, this one came unassembled.

Did you make an arrest?

No. We're questioning

some guy named Nash.

Antique dealer on Hudson Street.

- Hello, Brenda.

- Hey, Walt.

You look pretty, Brenda.

What do you think's...

the cause of death,

Lieutenant, huh?

You're a barrel

of laughs, Garfield.

Get your hands off!

Try explaining this to my wife!

Get me a cherry-cheese danish too.

What time did he buy it?

About 10:00, 10:30.

Whatever cut him

was razor sharp.

Get out of here

with these cameras!

Frank! Frank!

Oh, my God.

A guy was k*lled

like this in Jersey.

What the hell.

That's Jersey.

I want out!

Hey, Frank. Come here.

Aw, sh*t!

Ooh, baby.

Look at you.

Garfield, cover that head.

Oh...

What the hell

have you got?

A Toledo-Salamanca.

A what?

A sword, Frank.

A very rare sword.

Is it worth much?

Only about a million bucks.

Any antique dealer

on Hudson Street...

could tell you that.

You can't keep me here!

I know my rights!

Ever see this guy before, Nash?

His name's Vazilek,

Polish national.

Had his head chopped off

in New Jersey two nights ago.

You ever get over

to New Jersey, Nash?

Not if I can help it.

You talk funny.

Where you from?

Lots of different places.

- You're an antique dealer, right?

- Mm-hmm.

Okay. What's that?

A sword?

Wise up, smart a*s.

It's a Toledo-Salamanca broadsword

worth about a million bucks.

So?

So you want to hear a theory?

You went down that garage

to buy this sword from that guy--

- What's his name?

- I don't know. You tell me.

Okay, his name's

lman Fasil.

You fought about the price

and cut off his head.

Want to hear another theory?

This Fasil was so upset...

about the lousy

wrestling tonight...

in a fit of depression,

he cut off his own head.

That's not funny, Walt.

Are you a f*gg*t, Nash?

Why? You cruising

for a piece of a*s?

I'll tell you

what happened, Russell.

You went down to the garage

for a blow job.

You just didn't

want to pay for it.

Huh. You are sick.

Hey! Hey!

Hey, what are you doing?

Stop!

- What, are you crazy?

- Break it up, g*dd*mn it!

That's enough!

Now, cut it out!

g*dd*mn it,

I said cut it out!

- Am I under arrest?

- Not yet.

Then we're through.

Nash, we're just

getting started.

...in water from the sprinkler.

It also left a man's

decapitated body...

next to his own severed head.

A head which at this time

has no name.

I know his name.

♪ Here I am ♪

♪ I'm the master

of your destiny ♪

Ahh!

♪ I am the one

The only one ♪

♪ I am the god

of kingdom come ♪

♪ Give me the prize ♪

♪ Just give me the prize ♪♪

Okay, Mr. Victor Kruger.

Room 315.

And I'll hit you

for 20 in advance.

Uh, hey, uh.

If there's anything

you need--

Broads, uh, blow.

Just dial 0, huh?

That's right, Mr. Kruger.

Lucky Strike means

fine tobacco.

Don't talk to the guests.

I didn't do nothing.

At last...

the gathering.

Hi.

I'm Candy.

Of course you are.

Come on in.

Hiya. Got a present

from the coroner.

Pieces of metal found

on the dead guy under the Garden.

In the wound

and on the clothes.

Real smooth shave.

That can't be right.

Son of a b*tch.

Who's there?

Hey, Brenda. Usual?

Lots of it.

Oh.

♪ ls better than

a lifetime alone ♪

Say when.

♪ One sentimental moment

in your arms ♪

When.

♪ ls like a sh**ting star... ♪

Excuse me a minute, Brenda.

Double Glenmoran on the rocks.

Glenmoran. Right.

Go to the Garden often?

What did you say?

Hmm?

♪ I'm a prisoner of love

inside you ♪

♪ I'm falling apart all around you ♪

What did you say?

Madison...Square...Garden.

Do you go there often?

Why?

Basketball?

The circus? Wrestling?

Why are you asking me?

Have you been following me?

I'd like to walk

you home, Brenda.

Uh...

I can take care of myself.

♪ It's always a rainy day without you ♪

♪ I'm a prisoner of love

inside you ♪

♪ I'm falling apart ♪

♪ All around you ♪♪

Huh!

Aah!

Be quiet!

Unnhhrr!

Aah!

Here. Take this.

Ha ha ha!

Aah!

Oh!

Nice to see you

again, Macleod.

Nice to see you--

Ooh!

- Ooh!

- Stop!

There can be only one!

No!

Unh!

Unnhhrr!

You, on the ground.

This is the police.

Put down your weapons.

Hands on your head.

Another time, Highlander!

I will find you!

Hold it right there!

Come back here!

Stop!

Wait!

Who was that?

He called you Highlander.

"There can be only one"?

Only one what?

- I want to know!

- Shut up!

Don't you ever

follow me again.

You only have one life.

If you value it...

go home.

Ha ha!

You saw the wound.

He should have died.

I say he's got

the devil in him.

Drinking with us, are you?

What's the matter, Dugal?

You, talking

and breathing...

and last night,

all but a corpse.

How did you manage that?

You'd rather I was dead?

It's not natural.

He's in league with Lucifer.

Don't say that, Kate.

I'll say it.

You've the devil in you.

We've been kinsmen 20 years.

Connor Macleod was my kinsman.

I don't know who you are.

Angus.

You better go, Connor.

I'm not going anywhere.

He's the devil!

k*ll him!

Lucifer!

Burn the devil out of him!

All right.

Get him down.

Burn him!

Leave him be!

Dugal...

Oh!

He's your cousin, man!

No, Angus!

Quiet!

Quiet!

There'll be no burning

here today!

We'll banish him!

No! Burn him!

Stop it, Kate!

Burn him!

Angus, burn him!

Can you walk?

I'll bloody well

walk out of here.

Then go!

While there's still time.

I'll not forget you, Angus.

That's a good dog.

Pie and ale.

Do you want it?

Aye. Right now.

You filthy sod!

You're all muck and muscle.

Aye, blossom.

The way you like it.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ahh!

Waah!

You can do that to me

forever, my lord.

Will you, Connor?

Aye, blossom. I will.

Whoa!

Greetings.

I am Juan Sanchez

Villa-Lobos Ramirez...

chief metallurgist

to King Charles V of Spain...

and I'm at your service.

Who?

What do you want?

You.

You're Connor Macleod.

Maybe I am and--

You're Connor Macleod,

wounded in battle...

and driven from your village

five years ago.

- Connor!

- Ohh!

Heather, go in the house.

I'll stay right here.

Do as I say, woman!

Aaah!

Aah!

Aaah!

The sensation you're feeling

is the quickening.

Who are you?

We are the same, Macleod!

We are brothers!

I knew you guys

were bottle-fed.

Well, there's not a lot

I can do about it, pal.

See what I'm up against?

His Vietnamese neighbor

ate his dog.

Uh...

that's confidential.

How are things

in forensics?

Dull. How about lunch?

Lunch? It's a good idea.

Who pays?

Me.

You're on.

By the way, Frank...

the hairs in the Moretti case...

matched up.

Oh, I forgot my purse.

I'll meet you outside.

Garfield, Brenda and I

are going to lunch.

Sometimes, Macleod...

the sharpest blade is not enough.

♪ B-A-L-A-N-C-E

Balance ♪♪

I don't like boats!

I don't like water!

I'm a man, not a fish.

Oh, you complain endlessly.

You look like a woman,

you stupid haggis.

Haggis? What is haggis?

Sheep's stomach stuffed

with meat and barley.

And what do you

do with it?

You eat it.

How revolting.

Ah-choo!

Be still.

You'll tip us over!

So?

I cannot swim,

you Spanish peacock.

I'm not Spanish.

I'm Egyptian.

You said you were

from Spain! Liar!

You have the manners

of a goat...

and you smell like dung.

And you have no knowledge

whatsoever of your potential.

Now, get out!

No!

Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

Help me, I'm drowning!

You can't drown, you fool.

You're immortal!

I'm drowning!

Come help!

♪ We ask you...

Heavenly Father ♪♪

I'm alive.

I can breathe.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

I'll slice you in half.

Hah!

Crude and slow, clansman.

Your attack was no better

than that of a clumsy child.

Hah!

This cannot be.

It's the devil's work.

You cannot die, Macleod.

Accept it.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

I hate you.

Good.

That is a perfect

way to start.

Tell me...

how did it happen,

for God's sake?

Why does the sun

come up, hmm?

Or are the stars just pinholes

in the curtain of night?

Who knows?

What I do know is...

because you were

born different...

men will fear you,

try to drive you away...

Iike the people

of your village.

You must learn to conceal

your special gift...

and harness your power...

until the time

of the gathering.

What gathering?

When only a few of us

are left...

we will feel

an irresistible pull...

towards a faraway land...

to fight for the prize.

Come on!

Faster!

Unh!

Never lose your temper.

If your head comes away

from your neck...

it's over.

Ha ha ha!

Unnh!

Never overextend

your thrust.

You're vulnerable and...

off balance.

Connor! Ha ha ha!

Heather, please.

If it came down to us two,

would you take my head?

Ha!

We must fight

until only one remains.

You are safe only on holy ground.

None of us will violate that law.

It's tradition.

Now for the last.

Trust me.

Let yourself

feel the stag.

His heart...

beating.

His blood...coursing.

Feel?

Come on!

I feel him.

Macleod, come on!

I feel him!

Come on!

Ha ha ha!

I feel him!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Come on, haggis!

Macleod.

This is the quickening.

Yeah!

Yaah!

Now, pendejo...

shall we see what sort of

swordsman you've become?

En garde!

Very good.

Give me your hand, brother.

That one there.

How much is it?

Put him in.

But what I want is a family.

You cannot have a family.

We cannot have children.

That won't please Heather.

I'll tell you that

for nothing.

He's full of life.

Connor!

Here's dinner!

I'll be off now.

I fancy buying

a new dress.

Oh, you little devils!

Go on!

She's beautiful.

You must leave her,

brother.

Macleod.

I was born 2,437 years ago.

In that time,

I've had three wives.

The last was Shakiko,

a Japanese princess.

Her father, Masamune, a genius...

made this for me...

in 593 B.C.

It is the only one

of its kind...

Iike his daughter.

When Shakiko died,

I was shattered.

I would save you

that pain.

Please.

Let Heather go.

When we first met,

you felt ill, remember?

That wasn't the first time...

you felt

that sensation, was it?

No.

When the Macleods

fought the Frazers...

and a black knight...

I felt it then.

Only it was more painful.

That black knight

was the Kurgan.

It's because of him

that I sought you out.

Who is the Kurgan?

Where does

he come from?

The Kurgans were

an ancient people...

from the steppes

of Russia.

For amusement,

they tossed children...

into pits with hungry dogs

to fight for meat.

The Kurgan.

He is the strongest

of the immortals.

He is the perfect warrior.

If he wins the prize...

mortal man would suffer

an eternity of darkness.

How do you fight

such a savage?

Hmm. With heart,

faith, and steel.

In the end,

there can be only one.

very dangerous for you.

Well, I was very much in love...

with her, my dear.

She was the only thing

on my mind.

So, holding the rose

in my teeth...

I climbed up on the rooftop,

lowered a rope...

and swung in

through the open window.

Unfortunately, the lady

was no longer there.

What did you do?

I introduced myself...

to the lady that was there.

She was most helpful.

Would you like

some more wine?

Yes, please.

Heather.

Get out!

What's wrong?

Get out!

Aaah!

Kurgan!

Ramirez!

Raah!

The Highlander,

where is he?

You're too late.

I've prepared him

for you.

You waste your time!

Aah!

Aah!

It hurts?

Raaah!

Aaah!

Now you die!

Heh heh heh!

I am the strongest!

My cut has improved

your voice.

Rrr!

Whoooa!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Aah!

Ohhhhhh!

Yes!

Yaa!

Ha ha ha!

Aah!

Ahh. Hurts?

Who is the woman?

Oh! She's mine!

Ahh.

Not for much longer.

Tonight you sleep

in hell!

There can be only one!

Whoooa!

Aaah!

Hello, pretty.

I'd like to speak

to Russell Nash.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Mr. Nash isn't here.

May I call him at home?

That won't be possible.

Good morning.

This is Brenda Wyatt,

Mr. Nash.

We've already met, Rachel.

What can I do for you?

I'd like some advice.

Are you someone

who takes advice?

That depends.

Advice about what?

What can you tell me

about a seven-foot lunatic...

hacking away with a broadsword...

at one in the morning,

New York City, 1985?

Not much.

A Japanese sword

dated 600 B.C...

the metal folded 200 times?

I don't deal

in exotic weapons.

May I show you something

in 18th-century silver?

That's not why I came.

You know it.

Do you cook?

Why?

I thought

we might have dinner.

Did you?

Yes.

So I'm standing there,

and there's Brenda.

Our little Brenda.

You're sure it was Brenda?

She was in Nash's shop

talking to him.

What are you

looking at, Rachel?

The eyes in the back of your head.

People are asking

about you.

What am I supposed to say?

Hmm?

Tell them I'm immortal.

Shh.

Quiet.

Don't be frightened.

- What's your name?

- Rachel.

- What happened?

- Everybody's dead.

Shh.

I'm like you.

I'm alone.

Come with me, Rachel.

You're alive.

Why didn't you die?

Hey. It's a kind of magic.

Shh.

Ow!

Aah!

- Move!

- Nein!

Heh heh heh.

Whatever you say, Jack.

You're the master race.

Let's go.

That was a long time ago.

Would you listen to me

for one moment, please?

You can't hide

your feelings from me.

I've known you too long.

What feelings?

How about loneliness?

I'm not lonely.

I've got everything

I need right here.

Oh, no, you don't.

You refuse to let

anyone love you.

Love is for poets.

You're such

a romantic, Rachel.

You always were.

Just a minute.

Good evening.

You want to dine

in the hall...

or shall we step inside?

Ohh.

Come in.

May I take your coat?

What? No, thanks.

I'll hold on to it.

Oh, fine.

Where are you going?

I forgot my earrings.

Make yourself a drink.

There are glasses in the bar.

Hmm.

You know what you're doing?

I like your place, Brenda.

I've been here three months.

Still fixing it up.

Interesting view.

What did you say?

I said, "lnteresting view"!

Isn't it great?

You never told me...

what you do

for a living.

I work for

the Metropolitan Museum...

in acquisitions.

Huh. That explains

your interest...

in ancient weapons.

Right.

Especially the samurai.

Very nice.

Shall we have a toast?

Yes.

Brandy.

Bottled in 1783.

Wow. That's old.

1783 was a very good year.

Mozart wrote

his great mass.

The Montgolfier Brothers went up...

in their first balloon.

Hah.

And England recognized...

the independence

of the United States.

Is that right?

Yes.

What's that?

It's for you.

Can I open it?

If you like.

You b*stard.

Where did you find this?

I have an extensive library.

Odd thing.

Your bio doesn't

mention the Met.

It says you work

for the police...

in forensics.

Are you and Moran

setting me up?

I don't work for Moran.

Then why is that bald policeman...

sitting outside

watching your apartment?

You remember him.

Moran's had him tailing me.

What are you going to do?

Question is,

what are you going to do?

Turn off the tape or

sh**t me with the .45?

I'm not looking

for a k*ller.

I'm looking for a sword.

The one used on Fasil.

- I only want to see the samurai.

- Why?

Because it's not

supposed to exist.

I dated the blade

at 600 B.C.

The metal had been

folded 200 times.

The Japanese didn't make swords

like that till the Middle Ages.

So where the hell

did it come from?

If I could verify

its existence...

it would be like

discovering a 747...

a thousand years

before the Wright Brothers ever flew.

This is crazy.

Wait a minute, Nash.

I want some answers.

You want?

Don't you ever

think about anything...

except what you want?

You must leave her, brother.

♪ There's no time for us ♪

♪ There's no place for us ♪

♪ What is this thing

that fills our dreams ♪

♪ Yet slips away from us? ♪

♪ Who wants to live forever? ♪

♪ Who wants to live forever? ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ There's no chance for us ♪

♪ It's all decided for us ♪

♪ This world has

only one sweet moment ♪

♪ Set aside for us ♪

Heather!

♪ Who wants to live forever? ♪

♪ Who wants to live forever? ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

Heather!

Connor, I'm here!

♪ Who dares to love forever ♪

♪ Oh-ooh ♪

♪ When love must die? ♪♪

My beautiful man.

My husband.

I am that, my love.

I've never really known...

What?

Why you stayed.

Because I love you

as much now...

as the first day we met.

And I love you.

I don't want to die.

I want to stay

with you forever.

I want that too.

Will you do something

for me, Connor?

What, lass?

In the years to come,

will you light a candle...

and remember me

on my birthday?

Aye, love. I will.

I wanted to have

your children.

They would have been

strong and fine.

Don't see me, Connor.

Let me die in peace.

Where are we?

We're in the highlands.

Where else?

Running down a mountainside.

The sun is shining.

It's not cold.

You've got your sheepskins on...

and the boots

I made for you.

Good night,

my bonny Heather.

Hey! Kastagir.

Macleod, it's good

to see you again.

It seems like 100 years.

It's been 100 years.

How have you been?

Hey, this...

puts hairs on your chest.

What is it?

Boom-boom.

Big strong man like you...

shouldn't be afraid

of a little boom-boom.

Maybe you think

I'm trying to poison you.

I think you're crazy, Kastagir.

So...

the gathering is here.

Ahh.

Time's almost

caught us, friend.

Has it? Do you think

we should go on?

I think we should

have a party.

Oh, no. I remember

our last party.

Really?

When exactly was that?

It was 1783.

1783.

Oh, yes.

Your famous duel

on Boston Common.

Ha ha ha!

You were drunk.

What was that guy's name again?

His name was Bassett.

The heavier blade, Mr. Bassett.

I implore you.

I am fighting this duel,

Hotchkiss, not you.

See if the imbecile is ready.

Mr. Bassett is waiting, sir.

Tell him I'm ready.

Christ! I've gone blind.

En garde, sir.

Ohh!

Wonderful, sir.

Thank you, Hotchkiss.

Bassett?

That you?

You missed him, Mr. Bassett.

Unh!

Oh.

The sword, the sword.

Ha ha ha!

Stop, sir.

I beseech you.

I apologize for

calling your wife...

- a bloated warthog--

- Ha ha ha!

And I bid you good day.

sh**t him, sir.

sh**t him.

Now, sir, in the back!

Now, sir!

Hotchkiss. Hotchkiss!

Stop it!

♪ Hotchkiss ♪

What?

No, sir.

No, no...

No! No! No!

That's the mood

of New York now.

Get out of here!

So far...

Earlier today, in response

to growing pressure...

the mayor's office issued

the following statement...

Give us a drink, pal.

Got a joint?

...vigorous investigation...

following up on

some promising leads.

Hey, Rockefeller,

how'd you like Candy?

She said you were

kind of kinky, huh?

Don't ever speak to me.

I didn't mean nothin'.

Look, I didn't mean--

Don't ever speak

to me again.

Do you understand?

Yeah.

Good.

I hope you get your head

chopped off, as*h*le.

And you!

Shut it!

♪ Here we stand ♪

♪ And here we fall ♪

♪ History won't care at all ♪

♪ Lay on the bed ♪

♪ Put out the light ♪

♪ ...won't be home tonight, yeah ♪

♪ We don't waste no time at all... ♪

- Hey, big boy.

- Slow down.

♪ Comes to you... ♪

♪ Ahh, we just waited

for another... ♪♪

What the hell?

Okay, marine,

this is for real!

Yah!

Let's go!

Go, go, go, go!

Come on, come on!

What the hell

is going on?

Ahh!

Is somebody trapped

in there?

Aah! Aah!

For God's sake!

Ooo!

Look at that!

Uuuuhh!

Rrr!

Ha ha.

Aah! Aah!

Mother of God.

Mom.

Boo!

Aah!

Hey, where are you

going with my car?

Daddy, help me! Daddy!

Daddy, help me!

Help, Daddy!

Daddy, help me!

Frank, take it easy.

I checked everywhere.

There aren't any witnesses.

That's New York for you.

Twenty people standing around.

Nobody saw a thing.

Tell me about Matunas.

Is he on drugs?

He's a survival nut.

What?

He was a marine.

His ex-c.o. said

he was paranoid...

but he was a good man.

How you doing, kid?

Okay, for a guy who got three feet

of steel crammed through his gut.

How you doing?

I understand

you saw who stuck you?

You kidding me, man?

Is that him?

Nope.

Quit kidding, Matunas.

It was dark in that alley.

The freak was trying to k*ll me!

He had a scar

across his neck.

That ain't him.

sh*t.

Depressed?

Yeah.

You don't know grunt

about depressed.

I got me a .357.

Got me a trunk load

of shotguns.

I got three big-bore

battle r*fles...

a*mo up the a*s...

and I ain't safe!

I can't protect myself!

Okay, take it easy, pal.

That weirdo, man.

He got up after I put

enough lead in him...

to drop a rhino.

Hey, listen,

could you work...

with one of our artists?

Get a picture of this guy?

Sure, sure.

Thanks.

Take it easy, pal.

Hey, cop.

Yeah.

I know you guys

think I'm nuts...

but there's something else

I gotta tell you.

After he threw me

against the wall--

This is like

"One Step Beyond".

All we got is an eyewitness.

Don't say anything

about sword fights...

or guys glowing in the dark

for Christ's sake.

Hey, Moran!

Have you read this?

Are you kidding?

You know cops can't read.

What does "incompetent" mean?

That mayor.

He calls me at 2:00

in the morning.

I don't answer

the phone anymore.

What does "baffled" mean?

Karen Joan Nash.

Yeah, I remember her.

I was practicing

in Syracuse.

Didn't get many of these.

What?

Unwed mothers.

Nowadays, that's no big deal.

Back then, in Syracuse...

that was a stoning offense.

What happened?

She had the baby,

and she died.

So Nash was illegitimate.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he was illegitimate...

for about a minute and a half.

He died right after she did.

He died.

Hello, Brenda.

I did what you asked.

I went through the deeds

to Nash's house...

back through

five previous owners...

to the original guy,

Montague, in 1796.

In all five instances...

Montague through Nash...

I found a death certificate...

for a kid with the same name...

who died at birth...

years before he pretended to sign

for his inheritance.

Jesus, Rick, isn't there

any heat in here?

No. Heat's bad

for the circuits.

In case

there's any doubt...

So, what you've

got here, Brenda...

is a guy who's been

creeping around...

since at least 1700...

pretending to croak

every so often.

Leaving all his goods...

to kids who've been

corpses for years...

and assuming

their identities.

It's not possible.

"Post" final!

Cops release

headhunter picture!

Reward offered.

I'll take a "Post."

Headhunter revealed!

For you, my bonny Heather.

Happy birthday.

And you, Juan Ramirez.

Take care of her,

you overdressed haggis.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Kastagir is gone.

Only you and I remain.

Nice to see you, Kurgan.

Who cuts your hair?

I am in disguise.

This way no one

will recognize me.

I do.

What do you want?

- Your head.

- Ha ha!

And the prize.

Ha ha. Watch.

Happy Halloween, ladies!

Blah, blah.

Blah.

Blah, blah, blah.

Nuns. No sense of humor.

Ramirez's blade did not

cut deeply enough.

He was right about you.

You're slime.

Ramirez was an effete snob!

He died on his knees!

I took his head

and r*ped his woman...

before his blood

was even cold!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

I see.

Ramirez lied.

She was not his woman.

She was your woman...

and she never told you.

I wonder why.

Perhaps I gave her something...

you never could...

and secretly she yearned

for my return.

Holy ground, Highlander!

Remember what

Ramirez taught you.

You can't stay

in here forever.

You are weak, Highlander.

You will always be

weaker than l.

I'll be out front.

Goodbye, Macleod.

We will meet soon enough.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

This is the house of God.

People are trying to pray.

You're disturbing them.

He cares about

these helpless mortals?

Of course he cares.

He died for our sins.

That shall be his undoing.

Father...

forgive me!

I am a worm.

Ha ha ha!

I have something to say!

It's better to burn out...

than to fade away!

Yah!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

I need to see him, g*dd*mn it!

I'm afraid that's impossible.

Mr. Nash is--

Mr. Nash is dead.

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for

a dead guy named Nash.

He died at birth

in Syracuse, New York.

All right.

Come on.

Are the Claymores real?

What is this, a museum?

This stuff

must be worth a fortune.

I've been alive

for 4 1/2 centuries.

I cannot die.

Huh.

Well, everybody's

got their problems.

What are you going

to do with that?

Take it.

I am Connor Macleod

of the Clan Macleod.

I was born in 1518...

in the village of Glenfinnan...

on the shores of Loch Shiel...

and I am immortal.

Aah! Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

You're not listening.

Brenda, it isn't going to work.

I can't get involved.

Not again.

You know what's weird?

Most people are

afraid to die.

That's not your problem.

You're afraid to live.

Take care of yourself.

Don't lose your head.

Hello, pretty.

Ha!

Ha ha ha!

Come on!

Open up!

Oh, my!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Have you ever

played chicken?

Here we go!

Ha ha ha!

Watch out!

Excuse me!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no!

Watch out! A truck!

Look out!

Aah!

♪ New York, New York ♪

♪ I want to wake up ♪

Shut up.

♪ ln the city ♪

Sing along--

♪ That never sleeps ♪

Shut up!

♪ To find I'm king of the hill ♪

Aah!

Shut up!

Shut up!

♪ And ♪

♪ lf I can ♪

♪ Make it there ♪

♪ I'll make it anywhere ♪

♪ It's up to you ♪

♪ New York ♪

♪ New ♪

♪ York ♪

♪ Ye-eah ♪

♪ Ye-eah ♪

♪ Ye-eah ♪

Ha ha ha!

♪ Yeah! ♪♪

I can entertain myself.

Your friend is a real screamer.

Listen.

Aah! Uhh!

Which part should

I cut off first?

I'll be waiting.

The endless k*lling

has driven him mad.

Rachel, there are instructions

in the desk drawer.

I want you to follow them.

There's a power of attorney

for you.

You'll have everything you need.

You're not coming back.

Even if you k*ll him...

you're not coming back...

are you?

Sweet Rachel.

You always knew

this would happen.

Russell Nash dies tonight.

Hey...

it's a kind of magic.

Goodbye, Russell Nash.

Aah!

Aah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

So now it ends.

Uhh!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Yah!

What kept you?

There can be only one!

Aah!

Ohh!

Ohh!

The quickening overpowers me!

I know!

I know everything!

I am everything!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Uh! Uh!

Oh!

Oh!

Unh!

this is where it all began.

Can you tell me

about the prize?

It's like a whirlwind

in my head.

But if I concentrate...

I know what people

are thinking...

all over the world.

Presidents...

diplomats...

scientists.

I can help them

understand each other.

What am I thinking?

You're thinking...

whether or not

you can love me.

You can.

I'm just like you.

I can love and

have children.

Live and grow old.

You never prepared

me for that...

you Spanish peacock.

Ha ha ha ha.

Patience, Highlander.

You have done well.

But it'll take time.

You are generations

being born and dying.

You are at one

with all living things.

Each man's thoughts and dreams

are yours to know.

You have power beyond imagination.

Use it well, my friend.

Don't lose your head.

♪ One dream ♪

♪ One source ♪

♪ One prize ♪

♪ One goal ♪

♪ One golden glance ♪

♪ Of what should be ♪

♪ One shine of light ♪

♪ That shows the way ♪

♪ No mortal man ♪

♪ Can win this day ♪

♪ The waiting seems ♪

♪ Eternity ♪

♪ The day will dawn ♪

♪ On sanity ♪

♪ ls this a kind ♪

♪ Of magic? ♪

♪ There can be only one ♪

♪ This rage ♪

♪ That lasts ♪

♪ A thousand years ♪

♪ Will soon be done ♪

♪ This flame that burns ♪

♪ lnside of me ♪

♪ I'm hearing ♪

♪ Secret harmonies ♪

♪ The bell ♪

♪ That rings ♪

♪ lnside your mind ♪

♪ ls charging ♪

♪ The doors of time ♪

♪ The waiting seems ♪

♪ Eternity ♪

♪ The day will dawn ♪

♪ On sanity ♪

♪ This is ♪

♪ A kind ♪

♪ Of magic ♪

♪ There can be only one ♪

♪ This rage ♪

♪ That lasts ♪

♪ A thousand years ♪

♪ Will soon be

will soon be ♪

♪ Will soon be done ♪

♪ This is ♪

♪ A kind ♪

♪ Of magic ♪

♪ A kind of magic ♪♪