02x15 - Tricks, Treats and Treasure!/Season of the Sea Witch

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along we need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[owl hoots]

[Cubby] Tricks, Treats and Treasure!

[Skully] Ahoy, me costumed mateys!

I spy a bug, a kitty, and a werewolf!

So whooo's ready to trick or treasure?

Me! I mean... Me-ow! [laughs]

Um, do you think we'll see goblins,
ghosts and witches?

And goblins?

You never know, Cubby. [chuckles]

After all, it is Halloween on Never Land.

Hey, crew, check out this treat.

Peter Pan's trick or treasure map.

[Cubby] Awesome! It has all the places
we're gonna visit tonight.

Mermaid Lagoon, Tiki Tree Forest,

and the Great Pirate Pyramid
in the desert.

And look! It says here,
"Trick or treasure, it's your pick.

If you get too greedy,
you only get the trick."

What kind of trick?

[chuckles] Peter always leaves fun
booby traps to trick anyone

who tries to swipe
the Halloween treat-treasures.

I sure don't want to get tricked
by any tricky tricks.

We'll be fine,
as long as we play by the rules

and only take one treat-treasure.

That way, there'll be enough
for everybody.

Say, mateys,
will you trick or treasure with us?

Great! Remember to keep
a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I've got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*! Let's go trick or treasure!

-♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪
-[bell dinging]

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Smee] Ooh, Mermaid Lagoon,

[chuckles] Tiki Tree Forest,

[gasps] and the Great Pirate Pyramid.

Mr. Smee, where did you get
that treasure map?

Why, it's a trick or treasure map,
Captain.

Peter Pan sends it to us every Halloween.

Oh, pish-posh!

What is all this "trick or treasure"
nonsense anyway?

Trick or treasure is when people
hand out treat-treasures

to everyone in costumes.

They just hand out treat-treasures?

Oh, yes, and lots of it too, lots!

Smee.

For the first time in all me life,
I, Captain Hook,

intend to trick or treasure.

[laughing] Oh, that's wonderful, Captain.

But I'm not just taking
the treat-treasures

that are handed to me, no, no.

I'm taking all the treat-treasures!

That's right, you're taking all the--

Wha--

[sigh] Oh, dear.

[Jake] First stop, Mermaid Lagoon.

[doorbell rings]

[all] Trick or treasure!

Happy Halloween.

Or as we mermaids call it,
"Shell-oween." [giggles]

Coconut? Mmm. My favorite.

[Hook] Mine, too.

[all gasping] Captain Hook?

[chuckles] How did you know it was me?

Uh, I don't know.

The mustache? The hook? Uh...

Yes, yes, I get it.

Wow, Captain Hook.

We've never seen you
out trick or treasuring before.

Can you believe it? It's his first time.

Just remember the rules.

Start by saying "Trick or treasure!"

Never take all the treat-treasures.

And always say "thank you."

Oh, please.

I'm not interested in silly "rules."

I'm only interested
in getting the treat-treasures.

-Happy Hallow--
-I'll take that me little mer-matey.

What's this?

It's a trick.

[Hook grunts] Blast...

[Izzy] Shiver me bones!

We can't go in there
to save the treat-treasures.

That coral is sharp.

But how can we get them back?

I know! We can make
a lasso out of seaweed,

and save Stormy's bowl.

-Yay!
-Way to go, Jake!

-Woo-hoo!
-Goody-goldfish!

Yay-hey, we saved Stormy's bowl
of treat-treasures,

and we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

We're going too, Smee.

Hold on tightly.

[Smee] Holding, Captain, holding!

Thanks for helping me, friends.

And have fun trick or treasuring!

Now, Captain, we don't want
to spring another Halloween booby-trap.

Of course not.

So you distract these wooden-heads,

and I'll scoop all the treat-treasures
into me loot bag.

[stammering] But, Captain,
couldn't we... [groans]

What's this then?

Aren't you a little old
for trick or treasure?

Oh, you're never too old
for trick or treasure.

In fact, I'm going
to the Great Pirate Pyramid next.

Is that walking distance from here?

Everywhere is walking distance
if you have legs. [laughs]

Now, where are they hiding
those treat-treasures?

Crackers! What's old Feather Hat doing?

[Cubby] What he's always doing--
being sneaky!

And I betcha he's gonna trip
another one of Peter's tricks.

-Ah, the treat-treasures!
-Captain Hook, wait!

[shouts]

-Ooh! [screams]
-[Smee groans]

Whoa! That trick really blew me away!

-Uh-oh.
-We've gotta get Jake down.

Maybe the Tiki Trees can help.

Excuse me?

Mr. Tiki Tree, could you please help us
get Jake down?

Sure thing, lad. Come on, boys.

Let's lend a branch. Watch your step.

Thanks, Tikis.

Yay-hey! We got Jake down safely,

and we got two more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

Go? [chuckles]

Aren't you forgetting something, man?

Huh? Oh, yeah!

[all] Trick or treasure!

[laughs]

Help yourselves
and have a happy Halloween.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

-Thanks.
-Yo-h*!

Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, you okay?

Yes, yes, we're fine.

We're just, uh, taking a break
from all this Halloween hilarity.

May I suggest, sir, it might be more fun

if we tried to just trick or treasure
like the sea pups.

[chuckles] Taking only our fair share.

Well...

All right, fine.

This time, I won't take
all the treat-treasures

from the tricky-treasure bowl.

Good for you, Captain Hook.

[chuckles] I'm proud of you too, sir.

Proud, yes.

You see, I won't steal all
the treat-treasures from the bowl.

I'll let Jake and his puny pirates
get theirs first,

and then I'll steal
the treat-treasures from them.

Oh, dear!

[Skully] Jumpin' jack-o'-lanterns!

Captain Flynn's Pirate Pyramid
sure is Halloweeny.

It certainly is.

Oh, but where are my manners? [chuckles]

Step aside, Mr. Smee, puny pirates first.

Gee, Captain Hook sure is being nice.

Yeah, almost too nice.

[cackling] Happy Halloween.

[laughs] Captain Flynn!

-Whoa!
-[Izzy laughs]

-Good one!
-Crackers!

Whaddaya say, mateys?

[all] Trick or treasure!

-Trick or tre--
-Captain Hook!

What might he be doin' here?

Oh, just enjoying the holiday.

Boo! [chuckles]

Well, there's plenty
of treat-treasures for everybody.

Even you, Hook.

See, Captain Hook,

you don't have to steal all
the treat-treasures to have a good time.

-Maybe you don't, but I do!
-[all] Hey!

-Blow me down!
-Those are our treasure bags!

[chuckles] I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

Well, you're not me.

-[bell dings]
-[Hook and Smee shout]

[Jake] Oh, no! Our trick or treasure bags!

This is some kind of an emergency,
all right.

Then it's pixie dust time!

Yay-hey! We got back
our trick or treasure bags,

and we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

[all] Bye, Captain Flynn!

Thanks for the treat-treasures.

Happy Halloween, kiddos!

Thanks for going trick-or-treasuring
with us, mateys.

Now, let's count our gold doubloons,
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got seven gold doubloons.

We sure got a lot of Halloween
treat-treasures this year.

[all] Happy Halloween!

[Hook] Finally.

This ridiculous Halloween night is over.

Oh, Mr. Smee, take that silly costume off.

-I told you, it's over.
-Beg your pardon, Captain?

-[Tick-Tock Croc chuckles]
-[stammers] What?

-[Hook shouts] Smee!
-[Tick-Tock Croc chomps]

-[Hook] Save me!
-[Tick-Tock Croc laughs]


[Jake] Season of the Sea Witch!

Ah, coconuts! The fish aren't biting.

-I think they're on vacation.
-[gurgling]

Look alive! Here comes a big one.

[gurgling]

Woo-hoo! It's Cecilia, the sea serpent.

[Izzy] And she's got a message.

It says, "To you, my friends, ahoy I say.

It's the Pirate Princess.
I need your help today.

The wicked Sea Witch is back,
please don't delay.

Come to my castle right away."

[stammers] Sea Witch? That's no good.

Shiver me timbers!

We need to go to Pirate Princess Island.

Will you come with us
to help the Pirate Princess?

Great!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

-♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪
-[bell dinging]

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Follow that serpent
to Pirate Princess Island!

[Izzy] I can't wait to see
the Pirate Princess again.

A-ha! Did you hear that, Mr. Smee?

Jake and his little sea slugs
are going to Pirate Princess Island.

Oh, I hear it's quite lovely
there this time of year.

Bah! All I care about is
if there's any treasure on that island.

Well, I have heard
that the Pirate Princess

has a purse filled with diamonds.

Diamonds!

Now we're talkin' treasure.

[all] Ahoy, Pirate Princess!

Ahoy, friends. I'm so glad you came.

How can we help our royal matey?

Remember the wicked Sea Witch

who turned me into a statue of gold
so I couldn't move?

[gasps] Is the Sea Witch trying
to turn you into gold again?

I'm not sure, but she wants
to make Never Land a gloomy place.

And I know how to stop her.

With my Rainbow Wand.

Its colorful magic
will turn her into a nice witch.

[Sea Witch] Warts and worms.

I'm not letting that perky little princess
zap me with her rainbows.

This time, I'll turn her
into a gold statue forever.

And not even Jake and his sea rats
will stop me. [cackling]

[Izzy] Okay, Pirate Princess,

I know how we can trick the witch
so you can use your Rainbow Wand.

Ta-dah! What do ya think?

You look just like me.

Yep, and by the time
the Sea Witch realizes

that I'm not the real Pirate Princess,

you'll have turned her into a nice witch.

Great idea, Izzy.

Or should I say "Pirate Princess" Izzy.

-Is everybody ready?
-[all] Aye, aye!

Ready as a rainbow.

If the Sea Witch shows up,
we'll be right here.

Now, we wait.

[grunting, groaning]

We won't have to wait long.

[Smee] I can't believe
we got past that sea serpent.

[Hook] Quiet, Smee,
or we'll lose the element of surprise.

-[Smee yelps]
-Blast!

That's not the Sea Witch,
that's old Feather Hat.

[stammers] Sorry, Captain.

May I help you?


Oh, greetings, Pirate Princess.

It's so good to see you.

What is your business here, sir?

I want your purse of diamonds!

Yay-hey, no way!

Say, you don't sound like the princess.

You sound just like a puny pirate I know.

Sorry, Hook, but you'd better leave.

A-ha! More puny pirates. I knew it.

Listen, you don't want to be around here
when the Sea Witch shows up.

I'm not going anywhere
without those diamonds.

Oh, Captain Hook,
if you want the diamonds,

you might try pulling the Royal Ribbon.

That's more like it.

Thank you, Pirate Princess. Try I shall.

[horn honks]

[Smee] Oh, dear!

Yay-hey! We got Captain Hook
to slide away.

And we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go back
to helping the Pirate Princess.

-[both shout]
-[Cecilia snoring]

Oh, dear, with that beastie around,

how are we ever going
to get back in the castle?

Eh, that puny pirate, Izzy,

gave me a royal idea.

Um, Captain?
Are you sure this is going to work?

If it doesn't, we're serpent supper.

[Hook clears throat]

[in feminine voice] Oh, dear.
I, the Pirate Princess,

have locked meself out
of me own castle, yee-hee.

-Could you be a dear and let me in?
-[mutters]

Thank you serpent, sweetie.

[cackling]

-Uh-oh.
-Shiver me timbers.

-Ah, coconuts!
-Crackers!

Shadowy shores. The Sea Witch!

[cackling] You thought
you could keep me away?

Now, I shall turn you
into a statue of gold forever.

I don't think so!

What?

You're not the Pirate Princess.

You're one of those meddling sea rats!

[grunts, gasps]

[stammering] The Sea Witch is real?

A-ha!

So there you are, Pirate Princess.

Now, I will turn you
into a statue of gold forever!

Wait! I'm not a princess!

I'm a... [screams]

You silly Sea Witch,
that wasn't the Pirate Princess either.

That was Captain Hook.

Warts and worms!

How many Pirate Princesses are there?

[Pirate Princess] There's only one!

And I'm not afraid of you, Sea Witch.

I'll get you yet. [cackles]

My wand!

[grunts] Got it! Hurry, princess.

We'll meet you back in your chamber
after we stop the Sea Witch.

Good luck, pirate friends!

If you want to stop me,
you'll have to catch me first.

But how can you stop something
you cannot see?

[cackling]

[stammering] Boy, it sure is dark in here.

Crackers! If only we had some light.

Well, we have the Rainbow Wand,

and the Rainbow Wand makes rainbow light.

Let's give it a whirl.

Yay-hey, we used the Rainbow Wand
to light our way.

And we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go stop the Sea Witch.

There, with the door locked,

now the Sea Witch can't get me,
and turn me into gold.

[Sea Witch] Oh, Pirate Princess...

You locked the door, but not the window.

[cackling]

[Skully] I spy Sea Witch in the sky!

Izzy, this is an emergency!

Then it's pixie dust away.

[gurgling]

Now, pretty princess, behold!

I shall turn you
into a statue of gold, forever!

Princess, catch!

[grunts] Rainbows away!

What's happening?

Oh, my! I feel so different.

Ah, what a wonderful switch!

Now you can call me Misty Misty,
the wonderful witch.

Oh, thank you, Pirate Princess.

You've changed my life forever.

Shiver me rainbows!

We turned the Sea Witch into a nice witch
and got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

Thank you, Misty.

And thank you, brave pirate Izzy.

You can pretend to be me anytime.

Wow, thanks.

But there's only one Pirate Princess.

And there's only one Izzy.

But what about old Feather Hat?

Can't we just leave him like this
for a while?

No, Skully. Changing him back
is the right thing to do.

-Even for Captain Hook.
-[all laughing]

Um, hello?

Thanks for helping
the Pirate Princess today, mateys.

Now, let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven, eight!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got eight gold doubloons.

And we got our very own princess
of Pirate Island!

[all laugh]

But what about old Feather Hat?

Oh, Smee, what a horrible experience.

I never want to see
that horrible Sea Witch ever again.

Blast! It's the Sea Witch!

And she brought her sisters!

Save me, Smee! Smee!

-Why, it's only us, Captain.
-Trick or treasure.

[Bones] And a happy Halloween.

[laughs]

♪ Well, I was out one night
Just past midnight ♪

♪ I heard a spooky old tune
In the blue moonlight ♪

♪ My eyes went buggy
And my knees started quaking ♪

♪ When I saw them skeleton bones
Were a-shakin' ♪

♪ I didn't run I didn't scream ♪

♪ I danced along when I heard them sing ♪

♪ I heard a skele-skeleton skeleton crew ♪

♪ I heard a skele-skeleton crew ♪

♪ And they were singing
"Rattle your bones" ♪

♪ Rattle your bones ♪

-♪ Rattle your bones ♪
-♪ Rattle your bones ♪

-♪ Rattle your bones ♪
-♪ Rattle your bones ♪

-♪ Rattle your bones ♪
-♪ Rattle your bones ♪

♪ You gotta shake it up, wake it up ♪

♪ Rattle them skeleton bones ♪

Boogaty, boogaty, boogaty, boogaty!

[howls]

♪ You gotta shake it up, wake it up ♪

♪ Rattle them skeleton bones, oh ♪

♪ You gotta shake it up, wake it up
Rattle them skeleton bones ♪

[laughs]