02x21 - Hooked!/The Never Land Pirate Ball

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Hooked!

[seagulls squawking]

Thunder and lightning! All hands on deck!

It's Red Jessica's ship,

The Rose!

That means Red Jessica
has accepted your invitation

to go on a treasure hunt.

Yes, Mr. Smee. Isn't it wonderful?

She and I are going to look

for the legendary treasure
of the Ruby Heart of Hearts...

together!

Aye, Captain. I've heard
she's quite the pirate gal.

[Red Jessica] Gangway!

[chuckles]

♪ Gangway ♪

♪ Red Jessica is comin' ashore ♪

♪ Gangway ♪

♪ There's a treasure
That she's lookin' for ♪

♪ Pirate gal ♪

♪ Oh, what a pirate gal ♪

♪ She's gonna knock you
For a loop-the-loop ♪

♪ She got more swashbuckle
Than a pair of boots ♪

♪ Pirate gal
Oh, what a pirate gal ♪

♪ She don't need no map or sealing jar
To find the way to your heart ♪

Ahoy, Captain Hook.

Red Jessica, it's so good
to set me salty eyes on ye.

You brighten up me ship like the sunrise.

Ah, scuttle me boots, look at you!

You haven't changed at all.

Although the last time I saw you,

you were swimming away
from that old Tick-Tock Croc.

Oh, that. I was, um...
[chuckles nervously]

...just having a bit of fun that day.

Speaking of fun, Captain Hook.

Please, call me James.

James.

I can't wait to find
the Ruby Heart of Hearts.

I've heard it's the most beautiful gem
in all of Never Land.

No pirate has ever found it.

Until now!

You see, I, the great
and glorious Captain Hook,

know the way straight to the Heart!

Gee, Izzy, how many seashells do you need?

What are you gonna do
with all these shells?

I can't tell you yet. [giggles]
It's a surprise for later.

Look alive!

Old Feather Hat, dead ahead!

[Jake] And it looks like
he's got a new pirate friend!

Boys, you stay here
and keep an eye on the Jolly Roger

-while I assist the--
-No, no, Mr. Smee, you all wait here.

I can handle this.

Oh. Aye-aye, sir.

Follow me, milady,

and we shall soon find
the Ruby Heart of Hearts.

Right glad to hear that,
because I always get my treasure.

And, with your help, James,
I know we won't fail.

[chuckles]

Captain Hook fail?

Ha-ha! Never!

Shiver me timbers!

Hook is actually helping someone
besides himself!

Wow! He's finally doing the right thing.

We should help him.

Say, mateys, want to go
on a treasure hunt with us,

and help Captain Hook find
the Ruby Heart of Hearts?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest!

Is everybody ready?

-I got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[birds chirping]

[Captain Hook] The Ruby Heart
of Hearts is this way,

through Cupid's Grove.

I'm impressed, James.

You certainly know exactly
where you're going.

[giggles] I do, don't I?

Ah, coconuts!

Hook is heading right
toward Stinkpot Swamp!

That's the wrong path.

He's got to take the path
to the Valley of the Roses.

We need to get ahead of Hook
and block the path that goes to the swamp,

so that he doesn't go the wrong way.

And I know how!

Mateys, let's shake a bunch of fruit
down onto the path to Stinkpot Swamp.

Then Hook will have to go down
the other path!

[Captain Hook]
Watch your step, Red Jessica.

Oh, the safe way to go
is this way, milady!

Why, thank you, James.

Yay-hey! We put Hook on the right path
through Cupid's Grove,

and we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go help Captain Hook
find the Ruby Heart of Hearts.

If I weren't in such a hurry
to find the treasure,

I would stop and smell the roses.

Oh, so would I.

The roses are ever so lovely
this time of year.

-[squeaking]
-[groans]

Giant love bugs.

Come on, James. We can jump over them.

Giant love bugs bug me.

I'm not jumping anywhere.

Hook's gotta get past those love bugs
or he'll never find the treasure.

I've got an idea.

Why don't we sing a song to the love bugs
and tell them to fly away?

Like this...

♪ Love bugs, fly away
Shoo, shoo ♪

♪ Help us now to clear the way
Shoo, shoo ♪

[all] ♪ Love bugs, fly away
Shoo, shoo ♪

♪ Come again some other day ♪

Well, fancy that.

The love bugs are flying away.

Come, Red Jessica!
We have us a treasure to find!

All right!

We got the love bugs to fly away,
and we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go follow
Captain Hook and Red Jessica!

It should be right this way.

Ah-ha! I, the great
and glorious Captain Hook,

have found the Ruby Heart of Hearts!

I've got to hand it you, James.
You found what I've always wanted.

And I shall get it for you!

Let's do this together, James.

[crumbling]

-Whoa!
-Whoa!

Blasted bridge!

Whoa! That didn't make getting
the treasure any easier.

[sighs] Well, looks like our
treasure hunt ends here.

Never! I'll simply swing across!

As long as there's a vine,
I'll be fine. [grunts]

[grunts]

[exhales]

Sunken shipwrecks!

This is impossible!

James, I've tried my best
to get the Ruby Heart of Hearts,

and so have you.

Our best, however,
isn't good enough. [sighs]

I always get my treasure,
but not this time.

But...

Farewell, James.

It does indeed look like
our treasure hunt ends here.

Red Jessica, wait!

I will find a way to get
the treasure for her, I will!

[stammers] My word! What was I thinking?

[exhales] Getting that treasure
is impossible!

[crumbling]

Whoa! [gasps]

Yay-hey, no way! We've got to save Hook!

It's pixie dust time!

[screams]

What? How?

Puny pirates?

Finish your treasure hunt, Captain Hook.

Fly over and get the Ruby Heart of Hearts
for Red Jessica.

[grunts] Got it!

Yay-hey, yes way!

We helped Captain Hook,
and we got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go!

Forget something?

Captain Hook? Uh, James?

The one and only!

This is for you.

The Ruby Heart of Hearts!

You truly are great and glorious!

I always get my treasure, but...

you got the treasure for me.

The Ruby Heart of Hearts is all yours,
to keep forever.

Oh, James!

[Jake] Good work, Hook!

-[Cubby] Hooray for Captain Hook!
-[Skully] Whoo-hoo!

Oh, my!

The captain has finally
found his treasure.

He's happy!

And that makes me happy, too! [sobbing]

Yo-h*, way to go!

Thanks for helping Captain Hook
find the Ruby Heart of Hearts.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got ten gold doubloons!

And I've got something for all of you.

Awesome! Friendship bracelets
made out of seashells.

So that's why you collected
so many seashells today!

Sweet crackers! I hope Captain Hook
is as happy as we are!

Oh, woe is me!

[inhales deeply] Do you think I
will ever see Red Jessica again?

[Smee] Of course you will, Captain.

You can look at her picture
every day until... [grunts]

Whoopsie.

[Captain Hook] Smee!

[Jake] The Never Land Pirate Ball.

[Captain Hook] Mr. Smee, full speed ahead!

I don't want to miss a moment
of Red Jessica's Never Land Pirate Ball.

When Red Jessica sees me dance,

she's certain to honor me
with the Best of the Ball prize...

a rose from her garden.

Uh, Captain, perhaps you should
practice the "Never Land Waltz."

[stammers] Me practice?

[chuckles] Ridiculous!

I am the finest dancer in Never Land.
Observe.

[down-tempo music plays]

Oh! [grunts]

Oh, dear. I'm afraid our captain
will be very disappointed

if he doesn't win
that Best of the Ball Rose.

Crimson Castle, Home of Red Jessica.

Come on, mateys! Let's practice
the "Never Sea Waltz" one more time.

[up-tempo music plays]

♪ Take three steps
Slide your foot to the side ♪

♪ Hop three times
Hop, hop, hop ♪

♪ Twirl this-a way
Twirl that-a way ♪

♪ Now turn to your partner
And curtsey or bow ♪

[Smee] You sea pups certainly can dance.

[all] Ahoy, Mr. Smee!

Hello, puny pirates.

Will you be there to see Red Jessica
award me the Best of the Ball Rose?

-We will be at the ball.
-All of us were invited.

Splendid. Ta-ta, popinjays.
See you at the ball.

Captain has his heart set on winning.

But he doesn't know any dance steps.

I know!

Me and my crew can teach Hook to do
the "Never Sea Waltz."

We'll show him the dance steps
on the way up to Red Jessica's Castle,

and he'll never know we helped.

Mateys, will you help us teach
Captain Hook the dance steps

to the "Never Sea Waltz"?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[grunts]

There! That should send Hook
up the twisty path,

where we'll be waiting for him.

[Captain Hook] Follow me, boys!

Quick! Hide!

[Captain Hook] The sign points this way.

Old Feather Hat fell for it!

First we have to teach Hook
to take three steps

and slide to the side.

I know just the place to do that.
Bouncing Rock Ravine.

[rumbling]

Blast! A rumbling river of rock.

How am I to get across this?

-[Jake] I know!
-Jake, the puny pirate?

Don't want to be late to the ball.

I can step, step, step, slide.

Step, step, step, slide.
Step, step, step, slide.

See you mateys at the ball!

Looks like Jake knew how to--

I don't need help from a popinjay, Smee!

I was going to do exactly what he did!

Step, step, step, slide.
Step, step, step, slide.

All right! We helped Hook learn
the three-steps-and-slide move.

And we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go show him
the next dance move.

-[croaking]
-[groans in disgust]

Smee, there are big,
red frogs in this pool!

Ahoy, Captain Hook!

Mind if I go first?

We play leapfrog all the time
on Pirate Island.

Hop and hop and hop!

So long!

See you at Crimson Castle.

Oh, Izzy hopped over
the icky frog tongues, Captain.

I see that!
But I have another way in mind.

Follow me, men!

Jump and jump and jump!

Yo-h*, way to go!

Hook can hop, or jump,
three times forward.

That's one more dance move he's got down.
And we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go show Hook
the last dance move.

Oh. 'Tis Spinning Vine Forest!

I've heard tell of vines that hug
unsuspecting pirates and never let go!

We must push on.

-[yells]
-You first, Smee.

[Cubby] Coming through, Captain Hook!

See you at the big fancy dance!

Ah, coconuts!

Only way to wriggle free
is to twirl this-a way.

[giggles] And twirl that-a way.

Twirl this-a way! Twirl that-a way!

Oh, seems Cubby's twirling motions
got him through, Captain.

Well, let me see.

Twirl this-a way, twirl that-a way.

Twirl this-a way, twirl that-a way.

Come along, ye louts, and twirl!

It worked!

We got Hook to learn the dance move.

And we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go have fun
at the Never Land Pirate Ball.

Crimson Castle! I've made it!

Red Jessica! Captain Hook...

I mean, James is here!

Hi, Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

Well, howdy-do, sea pups!

What a beautiful ballroom.

[Red Jessica] Ahoy, pirates of Never Land!

Welcome to my Pirate Ball!

Ahoy, James.

You look quite dashing.

[stammers] Thank you, Red Jessica.

Ah! The "Never Sea Waltz"!

James, shall we dance?

-[stammering]
-Why, he'd love to! [chuckles]

Smee, I was wrong. I can't dance!

Red Jessica will soon know
I've got two left feet.

Now, Captain, I'm sure if you concentrate,

you'll find you know more of the steps
than you think.

Mateys, looks like Hook's
gonna need a little more help.

Let's hit the floor!

See, Captain, the first move
is three steps and a slide.

You used that very move
crossing Bouncing Rock Ravine.

Step, step, step, slide.

Yes, Smee, I remember!

Go on, sir, dance with Red Jessica.
It will come back to you.

Step, step, step, slide.

Remember, Cubby,
the next move is three hops.

It's the move I used to get past
those big red frogs today.

Jump, jump, jump.

Get ready to twirl, mateys,
like I did today at Spinning Vine Forest!

Twirl this-a way, twirl that-a way.

And this I know how to do well.

James, you can really move.

You commanded the "Never Sea Waltz."

And so, this year's Best of the Ball Rose
goes to... you!

Hooray for Captain Hook!

-Hip-hip...
-[all] Hooray!

Thank you for the wonderful honor.

Thank you for the shipshape waltz.

Oh, it came easy after the challenging
obstacles on the path to your castle.

Obstacles?

Oh! Bouncing Rock Ravine.

Icky Big Red Frog Pond.

And, of course,
the Forest of Spinning Vines.

James, why did you take the long way
to the castle?

But I followed the sign.

Oh, James!

Someone played a pirate prank on you.

Red roses, that's a good one!

Yes. Hilarious.

Would you excuse me?

I know what you popinjays did.

And I thank you all! [chuckles]

For teaching me those steps,

and helping me to win
the Best of the Ball Rose

from my sweet Red Jessica.

Oh, you're welcome, Captain Hook.

Who wants to join me in the next dance?
One anyone can do.

The "Rattle Your Bones"!

[up-tempo music plays]

♪ You've got to shake it up, wake it up
Rattle them skeleton bones ♪

♪ You've got to shake it up, wake it up
Rattle them skeleton bones ♪

Mateys, thanks for helping
teach Captain Hook the steps

he needed to win that prize rose.

Let's count our gold doubloons
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on! Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six...

[Cubby] Seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got nine gold doubloons.

Let's keep on dancing! Hit it, Skully!

[up-tempo music plays]

♪ You've got to shake it up
And wake it up ♪

♪ And rattle them skeleton bones ♪

Oh, What a wonderful time!

I could have danced all night.

-[screams]
-[splashing]

Smee! Sharky! Bones!

[sputters] Save me!

-Coming, Captain!
-[splashing]

[laughs]

♪ Well, I was out one night
Just past midnight ♪

♪ I heard a spooky old tune
In the blue moonlight ♪

♪ My eyes went buggy
And my knees started quaking ♪

♪ When I saw them skeleton bones
Were a-shaking ♪

♪ I didn't run
I didn't scream ♪

♪ I danced along when I heard them sing ♪

♪ I heard a skele-skeleton
Skeleton crew ♪

♪ I heard a skele-skeleton crew ♪

♪ And they were singing
"Rattle your bones" ♪

-♪ Rattle your bones ♪
-♪ Rattle your bones ♪

-♪ Rattle your bones ♪
-♪ Rattle your bones ♪

-♪ Rattle your bones ♪
-♪ Rattle your bones ♪

♪ Rattle your bones ♪

♪ You got to shake it up, wake it up
Rattle them skeleton bones ♪

♪ Boogaty, boogaty, boogaty, boogaty ♪

[howls]

♪ You got to shake it up, wake it up
Rattle them skeleton bones ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ You got to shake it up, wake it up
Rattle them skeleton bones ♪

[laughs]