02x24 - Ahoy, Captain Smee!/Cap'n Croak!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Ahoy, Captain Smee!

[Smee] Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

Captain, sir, coral reef, dead ahead!

Don't bother me, Smee. It's me tea time.

[slurps] Ah! Darjeeling!

-[hull crashing]
-[shouts]

[sputtering]

Thundering blunderbuss!

[water bubbling]

We're sinking!

To the dinghy!

[stutters]
Captain, I believe you're in my seat.

You're the captain,
and according to the Pirate Code...

[all] A captain always
goes down with his ship.

You mean, as captain, I must stay aboard
the Jolly Roger until it sinks?

And I get terribly wet?

'Tis your responsibility.

Rules are rules, Captain.

I hereby give up my command
and proclaim you...

Captain Smee!

Me? [stutters] Captain?

Well, best of luck. Ta-ta!

[sighs] Captain Smee.

Oh, I do enjoy the sound of that--

-[hull crashing]
-Whoa!

Oh, my. The ship's sinking.

My ship's sinking! I'm the captain now.

What'll I do? What'll I do?

Ahoy, mateys! We're on a treasure hunt.

Wanna help us find the lost treasure
of Captain Loon Doubloon?

[Bones] Hello, popinjays!

Don't miss your chance
to wave goodbye to Captain Smee!

[all] Captain Smee?

[Jake] The Jolly Roger is sinking!

Looks like Smee really is captain.

And he's going down with the ship!

Aw, coconuts. We gotta help him!

New mission, mateys!

Will you come with us
to help Captain Smee?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword!

I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates and me ♪

[Jake] Ahoy, Captain Smee.

Hello, sea pups!

I'm in a terrible pickle.

The ship is sinking,
and Captain Hook made me captain.

Don't worry, Captain. We're here to help!

A sinking pirate ship
is definitely an emergency.

Pixie dust away!

[starfish] Boo-boo-boo.

Oh-oh! Oh, my, just as I thought.

-We need to plug that hole!
-These sacks of tea might do.

Ah! Darjeeling!

That should keep the ship afloat
until I can fix it for good.

Thank you, sea pups.

Yay-hey.

We plugged up the leaking Jolly Roger,
saved Captain Smee,

and we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go back aboard Bucky.

Most impressive, Smee.

Of course, I could have saved me ship
without the help of any puny pirates.

Now, hand over me hat
and make me a fresh pot of tea.

[stutters] Sorry, Mr. Hook,
but I am still the captain. [chuckles]

What?

-I should make you walk the--
-Actually, Mr. Hook,

Captain Smee could order you
to walk the plank.

-[gasps]
-Captain Smee!

Wanna join our Never Land treasure hunt?

We're searching for the lost treasure
of Captain Loon Doubloon!

It's a legendary gold doubloon
the size of an extra large veggie pizza!

Oh, I do love treasure hunts and pizza!

Yeah, and if we find the treasure,
we'll split it with you.

Oh, how nice!

Let the group treasure hunt begin.

Mr. Hook, set sail.

"Set sail."

Why I oughta...

[Cubby] Hey, Jake!
We're approaching Wave Rock!

A rock that looks like a wave?

That's more dangerous than a coral reef!

Turn right, Bucky!

Excuse me, Captain.

Is this bedsheet white enough?

[grunts] Mr. Hook, it almost seems
like you're blocking my view on purpose!

What?

Oh, why, that could cause a shipwreck,

making you give up command
and return me hat!

Never!

[Bones] Captain Smee!

There be somethin' funny ahead.

It might be a rock that looks like a wave.

Oh, dear, Wave Rock!

Turn right!

[shouts]

[grunts] Captain Smee, wait for me!

[Cubby] This way, mateys.

We're almost to the treasure!

We just have to cross Bubbling Burp Bog.

What an odd name.

-Why do you suppose they called it--
-[burps]

-[laughter]
-I see!

It's going to be hard to cross
that log without laughing and falling.

I know what we can do.
Let's cover our ears, like this.

Then we won't be able to hear
the funny burps!

-[burps]
-We're almost there, crew!

[laughing] Run!

-We made it!
-Close one.

Yo-h*! We made it across.

And we got two more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

This "X" on the map shows the treasure
is somewhere in that valley.

[Izzy] Look for some kind of an X, mateys.

[gasps] I see it!

Those two streams.
They cross each other, making an X.

Good eye, Captain Smee!

We did it, crew.

We found the treasure,
and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Hi-diddlee-doh, come on, let's go!

Imagine. Finding treasure
on my very first day as captain.

-[chuckles]
-Careful, Captain Smee!

Oh, dear.

I seem to have tripped some sort
of a pirate booby trap!

[ground rumbling]

[all shouting]

Crackers! Is everybody okay?

I think so.
We've all got a grip on something.

-Izzy, some pixie dust?
-I...

[grunts] I can't reach it!

Well, well, well.

It looks like I am the only one
capable of saving...

the treasure!

Mr. Hook, I order you
to forget that treasure

and save us first!

I scoff at your order, Captain!
I want the treasure all for meself.

-Oh! Oh, dear!
-Oh!

I gotcha. I gotcha. I don't gotcha.

I've gotcha, Captain.

-Grab on.
-Oh, my, oh, my.

Hurry!

Yay-hey, this way!

-Save us!
-Save me!

[motor sputtering]

-We made it!
-We're saved!

Aw, coconuts!

Thank you ever so much, Captain Hook.

"Captain Hook"? Don't you mean "Mr. Hook"?

Not at all, sir.
I hereby give up my command.

[stutters] But I don't understand.

Being captain
is about taking responsibility,

and just now, sir,
you took responsibility,

just as I knew you would!

Let's hear it for Captain Hook!

[all] Hooray!

Wait! Said captain is not yet done.

Behold the Captain Loon Doubloon!

Wow! Thanks, Captain Hook.

It really is the size
of an extra large pizza.

Look! It's divided
into eight pizza-like pieces!

One for each of us.

[stutters] I got some treasure!

We all did, sir. We all did.

Argh, mateys,
pirates love pizzas-of-eight!

[all laughing]

Thanks for helping Captain Smee
and Captain Hook, mateys!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew
Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you
It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six, seven, eight!

Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got eight gold doubloons.

Those pizza-slice pieces of the treasure
sure did make me hungry.

So, one extra large pineapple,
kiwi, jicama, pomegranate pizza

for me and my mateys!

Finally! Treasure we can
really sink our teeth into.

Ah, Smee, it's good to be back
in command of the Jolly Roger.

Captain Hook, sir.

What should I do
with these soggy sacks of tea?

They were stuck in a hole down below.

[ship creaking]

Oh, dear, we're sinking again.

To the dinghy!

Captain Bones!

Well, best of luck. Ta-ta!

Oh, I always wanted to be captain!

First I'm gonna...

I'm gonna have
an all-I-can-eat-ice-cream feast!

And then I'll invite all me best mates!

[Jack] Cap'n Croak!

[Cubby] Coconuts, away!

Whoo-hoo!

Cubby, no more coconuts! We've got enough.

Aw, coconuts!

You can never have enough coconuts!

Aha! I knew those puny pirates
were up to something,

and by "something,"
I mean "findin' treasure."

I think they're just
collecting coconuts, Captain.

Well, that's what they want us to think,
but it's a puny pirate trick.

Ah! We shall wait right here
until I see what they're really up to.

[sighs] Aye, aye.

[sighs] I bet this be a long wait.

Well, I know how we can pass the time.

With one of me favorite hobbies,
doing magic tricks!

-Ooh, how exciting!
-[clears throat]

Watch as I say me magic words,
and turn Sharky into a frog!

You can do that?

I don't know. I never tried.

Oh, dear! I don't know
if I can watch this!

Ooh, me neither!

Oh, the little swabbies are on the move!

Abuh-ree-pirate, cada-buh-ree!

-[croaks]
-[screams]

Help me!

Oh, dear.

Bones, it worked!

But you didn't turn Sharky into a frog.

You turned Captain Hook into a frog!

Oh! Sorry, Captain!

-[croaks]
-Captain!

[Captain Hook] Smee, come get me! Hurry!

We're coming, Captain!

Where are those
blasted bumpkins going? Help!

[slurps, exhales]

-There's nothing like fresh coconut milk.
-[croaks]

Ahoy, Mr. Frog.
Would you like some coconut milk?

Excuse me, sea pups,

but this frog is a matter
of great importance.

-[croaks]
-What's so important about this frog?

Oh, that's no frog, that's Captain Hook!

-Yay-hey, no way!
-It's all me own fault.

I accidentally turned the captain
into a frog with me magic!

Well, I'm not so sure
that your wand is magic, Bones,

but we'll help you catch the frog
if you'd like.

Really, truly? Oh! Oh, me thanks you!

Mateys, wanna help us
catch Captain Hook the Frog?

Great! Let's all keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go catch Captain Hook!

You mean Captain Croak. [laughs]

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates and me ♪

Shiver me timbers! Where did that frog go?

Captain Croak, dead ahead.

[croaks]

Follow that frog!

[Izzy] Slow down, Captain Hook Frog!

[Smee] We can't help you
if we can't catch you.

Here, froggy, froggy.

Look alive, me hearties,
Captain Croak is hoppin' our way!

It's the Tick Tock Croc!

-[Skully] Crackers!
-[all shouting]

[growling]

Captain, come back!

Oh, dear. [shouts]

Oh! [chuckles] Thank you.

-But I lost the captain.
-[Tick Tock growls]

And old Tick Tock found us.

Bust me barnacles!

If we don't do something fast, we're gonna
end up in the croc's rumblin' tummy!

Hmm, he sounds hungry.

Maybe if we give him a snack,
he'll go away.

-Coconuts! Maybe he'd like coconuts!
-Great idea, Cubby.

Oh, Tick Tock Croc!
How about a snack? Catch!

Hmm?

[growling]

All right! We got the croc to go away
and we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go find Captain Croak.

Oh, dear. How will we ever find
the captain now?

[frog croaks]

[gasps] There he is! He's up in the tree.

I'll get him.

Look, the little fella's right here.

Careful, Bones!

The captain's a mite jumpy today,
bein' a frog and all.

[croaks]

It's okay, Captain. Come to old Bonesy.

-[croaks]
-[grunts, shouts]

Swash me buckle!
Now the captain is a flyin' frog!

We need to catch him and fast!

Going down.

I know how we can catch him--
with my coconut-collecting net.

Yay-hey! We caught Captain Croak
and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go find a way
to change the frog back into Captain Hook.

Here ya go, Mr. Smee.

Oh, Captain, you're back!

Quickly, Bones! Change Hook the Frog
back into Hook the Captain.

Hurry! Before he hops off again.

Uh... [stutters]
I don't know if I can do it.

You gotsta, Bones.

With great power,
comes great responsi-muh-bility.

'Tis an old pirate-y saying.

All right, all right. Here goes nothing.

Abuh-ree-pirate, cada-buh-ree!

[groans] One more time.

Abuh-ree-pirate, cada-buh-ree!

[croaks]

-Uh-oh.
-The captain is still a croaker.

Oh, dear, oh, dear. This is terrible.

I'm never gonna do a magic trick
ever, ever again.

You know, maybe we need to talk
to someone else

who knows something about magic.

Misty, the wonderful witch!

And that's how I turned the captain
into a frog with me magic wand!

Magic wand, really?

Why, I seen it with me own two eyes!

[giggles]
Well, I'm not so sure about that.

But look at Captain Hook!
He's all froggied up!

Let's see what I can do to help you.

By the power of flowers
and babbling brooks,

this frog must turn itself back into Hook.

[croaks]

Oh, that's not good.

-Oh, no, Captain!
-Oh, oh, oh! No, no, wait!

Come back! Oh, my.
They all left before I could tell them.

That frog isn't Captain Hook.
It's just a frog!

-You mean Bones isn't a magician?
-I knew it!

It'll be okay, Captain.
You just have to let us find you first.

Oh, dear!

[all croaking]

Frog Hollow is full of frogs!

[Sharky] Uh, which one is the captain?

Ribbit. [groans]

-[thuds]
-Oh, dear.

So, if that frog is just a frog,
then where is Captain Hook?

Maybe he's in trouble!

Maybe? He's Captain Hook.
Of course he's in trouble!

Let's find out.

By the power of raindrops
and falling snow,

reveal to us now,
where did Captain Hook go?

Help me!

[all gasp] Captain Hook?

Zounds! Hook's clinging
to the Never Land Cliffs.

This is an emergency!

Then it's time to use a little magic
of my own. Pixie dust away!

-Thanks for your help, Misty.
-Oh, you're welcome. Anytime!

[groaning] Blasted vines! Whoo!

[screaming]

[all] Gotcha!

There you go, Captain Hook.

Now to find me crew.
Oh, those blasted bumblers.

Yay-hey! We saved Captain Hook
and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go back to Pirate Island!

Thanks for helping us
on our froggy adventure today, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew
Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you
It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got nine gold doubloons!

[croaks]

Crackers! Cubby's been turned into a frog.

Oh, really?

Fooled ya! [chortles]

[all laughing]

Oh, woe! We'll never find
the dear old captain.

Say, maybe I can find him
with the right magic spell.

Be careful, Bones.

Abraca-whammy, frog warts away!

[snoring, ticking]

[growls]

-Whoops!
-[Captain Hook] What is this?

Some sort of a pond picnic?

[gasps] Me magic worked!

-Captain!
-You're back!

-[growling]
-[screams]

Smee!

It could be worse, Captain!
You could still be a frog!

[Captain Hook] Stop yammering and save me!

♪ Welcome aboard the Jolly Roger, mateys ♪

♪ A pirate paradise upon the sea ♪

♪ Where the anchor chain is rusty ♪

♪ And the mops are old and dusty ♪

♪ Where your socks are always soggy ♪

♪ And the deck is waterloggy ♪

♪ Welcome aboard and join our merry crew ♪

♪ Our banner above is the Jolly Roger ♪

♪ Stripy sails are black and red ♪

♪ A pirate ship of great renown ♪

♪ With an old codfish for a figurehead ♪

♪ Heave h*, the Jolly Roger ♪

♪ First on the scene to fly the flag ♪

♪ Heave h*, the Jolly Roger ♪

♪ Scurvy, filth, and scallywag ♪

[laughs] That was--

Oh, wait, wait. No, Bones! It's too fast!

♪ Our banner above is the Jolly Roger
Stripy sails are black and red ♪

♪ A pirate ship of great renown
With an old codfish for a figurehead ♪

♪ Heave h*, the Jolly Roger
First on the scene to fly the flag ♪

♪ Heave h*, the Jolly Roger
Scurvy, filth, and scallywag ♪

Phew!