02x28 - Pirate Pals/Treasurefalls!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys.

Do you wanna join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Pirate Pals.

[Hook] Ahh, this rosy rose
shall surely win Red Jessica's heart.

Now, Captain, she does know
you're coming for a visit, right?

No, but who wouldn't want
to get a surprise visit from Captain Hook?

Well, haul me keel.

If it isn't Captain James Hook.

I hope you don't mind, milady,

but I was in the Never Sea neighborhood
and thought I'd stop by.

Come on in, James.

Beatrice and I were about to have
a spot of tea.

-Beatrice?
-[woman chuckles]

[Hook] Le Beak!

Ah, mon capitaine, for me?

You shouldn't have.

You two know each other.

Oh, I know Le Beak.

She's a lowdown, no-good sneaky thief.

♪ There's no bigger sneak
Than Beatrice Le Beak ♪

♪ If she wants your treasure
It's gone in a wink ♪

♪ She'll creep and she'll sleek
And before you can think ♪

♪ You have just been Le Beaked ♪

♪ By the sneakiest of sneaky sneaks ♪

♪ En garde, le sneaky Le Beak ♪

Oh, James,
Beatrice isn't a plundering pirate.

She's me new pirate pal.

Come. I'm about to show Beatrice
me treasured art collection,

including me new ruby pearl necklace.

Oh, très magnifique.

It is marvelous.

See here, Le Beak.

I'm going to be watching
every single move you make.

Then you will be watching me getting away

with Red Jessica's
treasured art collection.

[shouting]

Au revoir. Bye-bye.

Oh. Did James leave already
without saying goodbye?

Mon capitaine is escargot.

-Whoa! Smee!
-[shouting]

Whew!

We have to save Red Jessica
from the clutches of that rotten Le Beak.

But how, Smee? How?

[Jake] Ahoy, Captain Hook!

We were sailing by when we saw you tumble
out of Red Jessica's castle.

That sneaky Le Beak is back.

And she's trying to trick Red Jessica
so she can swipe her art collection.

Yay-hey, no way. Sounds like trouble.

Captain, why don't we work together
to help Red Jessica?

[groans] If we must.

Just do not get in me way.

Mateys, will you help us save

Red Jessica's art collection
from Sneaky Le Beak?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go stop sneaky Le Beak!

Is everybody ready?

-I got my sword.
-I got my map.

And I've got my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly,

but only in emergencies.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Thank you for taking such an interest
in me art collection, Beatrice.

Oh, no, no.
Thank you for sharing it with me.

So generous.

-[knocking]
-Huh. I wonder who that could be.

-[laughs]
-[hisses]

-[caws]
-[whimpers]

-[laughs]
-James, you're back.

And you've brought more mateys.

We're mateys, but Le Beak is not.

-She's trouble!
-She's trouble!

Beatrice? Why, she wouldn't hurt a fly.

[screeches]

-Rosie, are you okay?
-[meows]

It's what I've been trying to tell you.

Le Beak is a rotten sneak.

[laughs] You can't blame a pirate gal

for wanting the finer things in life,
can you?

Thorny roses! Me treasures.

You mean me treasures. [laughs]

Oh, dear,
I think you've just been Le Beaked.

Well, I'm not letting that
silver-tongued sneaky get away with this.

-Don't worry. We'll all help.
-And I shall help the most.

How can we get into the castle?
It's all locked up.

[meowing]

Rosie's got a plan.

She and I can slip through the kitty hatch
and open the door from the other side.

-Tag, you're it.
-[screeches]

Yoo-hoo, featherhead.

Whoo-hoo! Go for it, Rosie.

-[meows]
-Well done, Rosie!

Awesome coconuts.

We opened the door
and got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go stop Le Beak.

-[laughs]
-[clears throat]

-[gasps] Oh!
-I believe you are...

how you say... le busted!

Oui, oui, say au revoir.

I'd rather say anchors aweigh!

-Gotcha!
-Aw, rotten Roquefort.

Keep your lousy loot.

Ha-ha!

Yay-hey! We saved a sack
of Red Jessica's art collection

and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go after that sneaky Le Beak.

She's still got me necklace.

-[Le Beak laughs]
-[screeches]

Oh! And me ship.

[laughs]
There is no stopping Beatrice Le Beak.

-[Hook] That's what you think.
-[gasps]

It cannot be.

I believe you have some things
that belong to milady, Red Jessica.

Don't be silly, Hook pirate.

These things, they now belong to Le Beak.

Strike your colors, you sneak,
and prepare to be boarded.

[caws]

-[gasps]
-[grunts]

-[Jake] You heard Captain Hook.
-Huh?

Now hear me. Prepare to be boarded.

Le rats. Fastclaw.

[Rosie screeches]

Yo-h*, let's go!

-Aye, aye!
-Whoo-hoo!

Okay, Madam Pirate Le Beak,

it's time for you
to abandon Red Jessica's ship.

-And her pearl necklace.
-So give up already.

Give up? No, no.

The only giving up will be you
petite pirates giving up to me,

or I will drop the necklace
into the Never Sea,

and you will never see it again, eh?

[Hook] Confounded sail.
I can't see a blasted thing.

Aha!

-Whoa!
-Izzy, the necklace!

Pixie dust away!

Gotcha!

Oh, le phooey!

We saved the ruby pearl necklace,
caught sneaky Le Beak,

and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go return
the ruby pearl necklace.

Aye, aye, Izzy.

Aha, splendid!

Now if you don't mind, Red Jessica.

Oh, thanks, James.

And thanks to all of you,
me real pirate pals.

You're welcome.

Thanks for helping us save
Red Jessica's art collection, mateys.

Now let's count our gold doubloons
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine.

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got nine gold doubloons.

And I've got us a snack:

delicious coconut chips à la Cubby.

-Hey!
-You've just been Le Skullied. [laughs]

Just kidding, mates. Help yourselves.

[all laughing]

Thank you again for getting
me treasures back

from that thievin' sneak Le Beak.

Yes, well, here's to you, Red Jessica,

the Crimson Castle's greatest treasure.

Oh, James.

[Le Beak] Oh, sweet bilgewater.

And as for you, Le Beak,

I'm going to strand you on a desert isle
where you can't cause any more trouble.

Maybe you will do this stranding,
or maybe I will borrow your...

how you say... "whirly hook."

Au revoir, mon capitaine.

Me whirly hook? Not again!

-Blast you, sneaky Le Beak!
-[laughs]

[Jake] Treasurefalls!

[Cubby] Calling all mateys!

Check it out.

-What's going on, Cubby?
-Yeah, check what out?

I give you Cubby's Amazing Marble Raceway.

[all] Whoa!

It's time for the very first marble run
and you are here to see it.

For this special occasion,
I'll use my most awesome marble.

My skull-and-bones.

There's only a few of these babies
in all of Never Land.

They're very rare. Here it goes, mateys.

-Yo-h*!
-Amazing!

Oh, no! My skull-and-bones.

It's... it's gone.

I can't believe I lost it.

But your marble raceway sure was exciting.

And you still got a whole jar
of marbles you can race.

I guess. But I'm really gonna miss
that skull-and-bones.

Sweet coconuts, look! It's an old map.

Peter must have hid it here.

And it looks like it leads
to Treasurefalls.

Treasurefalls?
That means the legends are true.

An endless waterfall of gold and riches.

Maybe I can find another skull-and-bones.

Look, there's a warning.

"Remember, not a piece of treasure
may be taken from Treasurefalls

or the jungle will trap you
and your mateys forever."

Crackers! That's some warning.

And some treasure!

Maybe seeing Treasurefalls
will cheer you up, Cubby.

Um, yeah, maybe it will.

Mateys, will you sail with us to see
the awesome Treasurefalls?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

-♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪
-[bell dings]

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

What in Neptune's name
are you two doing up there?

We're milkin' coconuts, Captain.

[laughs]
We squeezed a whole bucketful, sir.

You bumbling bunglers.

You can't milk coconuts that way.

-[both] You can't?
-Then I guess we better get rid of this.

[spits]

-You simpletons!
-Captain Hook, sir.

Popinjays approaching.

[gasps] Hide.

Quickly, Smee, up this tree.

Aye, aye, sir. [grunts]

Lead the way, Cubby.

Treasurefalls is thisaway, mateys.

So, those grubby little guppies
are going to Treasurefalls.

We shall follow them. [cackles]

But, Captain, everyone knows the legend.

You can look, but you can't take.

Aye.

The jungle will trap us forever and ever

if we take even the itty-bittiest bit
of treasure.

[scoffs] Nonsense.

Follow those pint-sized sea pests.

-Whoa!
-[thuds]

Hmm. The map says that Treasurefalls
is somewhere beyond this big rock.

Yay-hey, this is one thick jungle.

Yeah, but look up there.

[Skully] Twenty-four-karat crackers!
Treasurefalls h*!

We found it.
And we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go check out the falls.

Yo-h*-whoa!

[Izzy] It's so beautiful.

[Jake] It's every pirate's
dream come true!

Remember, mateys, we can't take
even an eensy-teensy piece of it.

Got it, Jake. Whoa! Mateys, look.

It's another skull-and-bones,
just like the one I lost.

Careful, Cubby.
Taking that marble could trap us all here.

But it is just one little marble.

-[Izzy] Yay-hey, no way!
-What is it, mateys?

Faster, men. Grab all you can and more.

Captain Hook, if you take anything,
the jungle will trap us all.

Yes, so I've heard, puny pirate.

Keep stuffin' treasure, lads.

♪ There be seven wonders
Of the seven seas ♪

♪ I think I've seen them all ♪

♪ But there ain't no sight
Like the golden heights of Treasurefalls ♪

♪ Glimmerin' shimmerin' gems and gold ♪

♪ Fillin' the pool below ♪

♪ There's a fortune here for one and all ♪

♪ If we don't get trapped
At Treasurefalls ♪

[rumbling]

[Cubby] The jungle, it's growing wild!

Aw, coconuts. Hook's really done it now.

The Treasurefalls!

Hook, you snooky crook. Look what you did.

[Jake] The jungle's trapped us all.

Oh, not all of us, popinjays.

You see, I, Captain Hook, have a plan.

Men, get your whirly-hooks.

Love to stay and chat, Jake,
but I have booty to pirate away. Ha!

Yay-hey, no way!

Treacherous trees!

There be no way out, sir.

[groans] Let me go, you sneaky snakies.

All right, here, take me whirly-hook.

Help!

This is an emergency. Pixie dust away!

[screams]

Oh. I'm all good.

Thanks, Izzy.

-Nice save, Izz.
-Thanks, Jake.

We helped Bones
and got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and... uh, gosh.

How are we supposed to go anywhere?

Stand back, men.

I shall whack me way through these weeds
with me whacker-weed-hook.

Give me back me hook.

Fine. Keep the silly thing.
It's clearly broken.

Captain Hook, I have an idea.

Maybe if we put all the treasure back
where we found it,

the jungle will let us go.

-Ooh, I like it.
-Sounds good to me.

Let's do it.

Now it's your turn, Captain Hook.

No, this treasure is mine.
Mine, I tells ya.

But, Captain, what's more important?

Your treasure or your freedom?

-Well, Captain Hook?
-I'm thinking.

Captain Hook, we all want
to get out of here.

You have to do it.

There is no way I'll be throwing
me treasure back.

You can't make me.

-Ugh!
-What are we gonna do?

Hook always does the exact opposite
of whatever we ask him to do.

Now watch this.

Captain Hook, I command you
to dump that treasure back into the pond.

I shall never dump me treasure.

I mean it, Captain Hook,
don't dump that treasure.

Oh, but I will dump me treasure. [laughs]

Oh, blast.

And you call me a sneaky snook.

Sorry, Captain Hook.

The Treasurefalls! It's back.

Lookee up there.

The branches are pulling back.

Whoo-hoo. We're free.

We did it.
We got the Treasurefalls flowing again.

And we got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

[sobs] Me treasure.

[Bones, Sharky]
Oh, no, you don't, Captain.

[sighs] Farewell, treasure.

Farewell, skull-and-bones.

Thanks for exploring Treasurefalls
with us, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six, seven...

[Jake] Eight, nine, ten, 11, 12! Yay-hey!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got 12 gold doubloons.

And most of all,
we're pirate-proud of you, Cubby,

for not taking that marble
from Treasurefalls.

Thanks, mateys, but I still miss...

-[snaps]
-Youch!

-Hey, it's Snappy.
-Check out his other claw.

My skull-and-bones marble.

[speaks gibberish]

Snappy found it. Thanks.

I think he wants to watch it zoom down
Cubby's Amazing Marble Raceway.

-We all do.
-[all laughing]

Oh, I'll never see Treasurefalls again.

[Smee] Oh, Captain, sir.

We thought we'd cheer you up
with a Jolly Roger Treasurefalls,

filled with booty
from your very own treasure cave. [laughs]

-Smee, no! Stop, Smee!
-Let 'er rip, boys.

-No, no!
-[Smee] Isn't it lovely, Captain?

Oh.

Smee!

♪ Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, yo-h*! ♪

♪ We found gold doubloons ♪

♪ Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, let's go ♪

♪ We got so much more to do ♪

♪ I love the way they jingle
In me pockets like this ♪

[coins clanking]

♪ I stack 'em up and count 'em out
And do it all again ♪

♪ The pirate problems
I solve with me crew ♪

♪ There's just one thing to do ♪

♪ Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, yo-h* ♪

♪ We found gold doubloons ♪

♪ Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, let's go ♪

♪ We got so much more to do ♪

Look, look, over there. One, two,
three, four, five gold doubloons.

Ooh, they're floating. Grab 'em, matey!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, yo-h* ♪

♪ We found gold doubloons ♪

♪ Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, let's go ♪

♪ We got so much more to do ♪

Grab 'em and go!