02x32 - Jake and the Beanstalk/Little Red Riding Hook!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password!

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Jake and the Beanstalk!

[Izzy] Almost done, Jake.

Just hold still.

My painting of you is looking shipshape.

And colorful, too!

[gasps] Coconuts!

[Cubby] Jake! Your vest is glowing!

Huh? Whoa!

I never even knew I had this pocket!

Or this!

It's beans.

And check out this note.

"Ahoy, it's Peter Pan
with a message for you.

Here's something fun for you to do.

Plant these magic beans
and watch them grow.

Then look for the Golden Treasure."

Yo-h*, let's go!

"But be careful how long you look around.

You gotta get back to Pirate Island
before sundown!"

Well, then let's get planting!

Aw, beans! Nothing's happening!

Maybe they just need a little water.

That's it? One puny plant?

[all] Huh?

Yo-h*, thar she grows.

And grows and grows!

[Izzy] Shiver me giant timbers!

[stuttering] Do you think
something is up there?

Well, Peter said,

"Plant these magic beans
and watch them grow.

Then look for the Golden Treasure!"

[gasps] I bet this beanstalk
takes us right to it!

Mateys, want to climb the giant beanstalk
with us and find the Golden Treasure?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I've got my sword.
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go climb the beanstalk.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Hook] Fie and fish scales.

Mr. Smee, I haven't seen any treasure
or adventure for days.

Galloping galleons! Spy that!

[Bones] Boil me barnacles!

That's the biggest weed I ever did see.

That's no weed, Bones.

That's a giant beanstalk.

Why, it reminds me of a delightful story
I heard as a wee lad.

[groans] Not another one
of your fairy tales.

[laughs] Oh, you'll like this one,
Captain.

There once was a big ol' beanstalk
and it led to a land of amazing treasure.

Amazing treasure?

Aye! Why, there was even a goose
that laid golden eggs. [laughs]

Men, set sail for Pirate Island.

We're climbing us a beanstalk!

Whoa! Aw, coconuts!

This beanstalk isn't easy to climb.

Uh-oh! We need something for Cubby
to grab onto so we can pull him up.

I've got an idea.

This vine can help Cubby.

Going up!

Thanks for the lift, mateys!

Yay-hey! We used a vine to lift Cubby

and we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go up the beanstalk.

-Whoa!
-Wow!

It's a big Cloud Island!

Who do you think lives up here?

[Jake] Come on, let's check it out.

Blast!

Again with those puny pirates!

How did they get here first?

Look alive, me hearties.

I think thar's gold in them thar hills.

You hear that? There be gold up ahead!

Oh, climb lively, lads.

Climbing, Captain!

[Izzy] The golden glow
is coming from over here.

[snoring]

So that's who lives up here.

A golden crocodile!

[Cubby] That lays golden eggs!

This must be the Golden Treasure
that Peter wanted us to find.

Aww! That golden croc
sure loves her little babies.

Just imagine...

If I had that golden croc,
I'd have all the golden eggs I want.

Uh, Captain, you don't really
like crocodiles, even gold ones.

And they don't like you.

Good point, Mr. Smee.

That's why I want you to fetch her for me.

[all] Captain Hook!

Looks like Hook's crew
is trying to steal the golden croc.

Captain Hook!

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Because you're such
a goody-goody-do-gooder?

Because it's never smart to mess
with a mom who's protecting her eggs.

Especially a crocodile mom.

[snarls]

[roars]

[shouts] Save me, Smee!

Oh, my! That's one cranky croc.

What will we do?

-Shiver me--
-Hey, look at this!

We can hide atop
this harpy-looking flower.

You know, a wise old pirate once said,

"Music be soothing
the savagest of beasties."

-Oh! Which means?
-No idea.

[Smee] It means a little music
might calm the croc down.

Hit it, Bones!

♪ Golden croc o' mine ♪

♪ Listen to our sleepy song ♪

♪ Curl up where you're at ♪

♪ Have a snoozy croco-nap ♪

[snoring]

I say we forget the big mama

and come to papa,
me little golden eggy-weggies.

[gasps]

Hook! Those eggs don't belong to you!

They do now!

[all gasp]

[roars]

Bust me barnacles!

Ooh! The captain's in trouble, boys!

Perhaps another "plucky" song?

[yelps]

We've gotta get those eggs
back to the golden croc.

Yo-h*, let's go!

Codfish! Dead ahead!

[Hook] Whoa! Oh!

Hook, just give the eggs back,
and the golden croc will stop chasing you.

-Never!
-[snarls]

[screaming]

Oh, dear, oh, dear!

Avast, mates!

The captain's done scuttled right
off the side of the island!

The mommy croc, too!

This is an emergency!

Then I've got just the thing.

Pixie dust away!

[screaming]

Don't worry, you're all safe now.

Yay-hey!

We saved Hook and the golden croc

and we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go back to Cloud Island!

Oh, Captain!

You're still in one piece.

Of course I am!

Now let's get out of here
before that croc comes back for her...

What?

Mama!

Glad we could help you get your eggs--
I mean, your babies back.

[cooing]

Aw, crocodiles.

-[rumbling]
-[all] Huh?

Crackers! What's going on?

Remember Peter's warning?

"Be careful how long you look around.

You've gotta get back to Pirate Island
before sundown!"

And the sun is going down!

Yo-h*, let's go!

[Izzy gasps]
The vine is starting to shrink!

Now how can we get down the beanstalk
before it disappears?

I know! We can use
these big leaves like sleds.

Come on!

-Yeah!
-Wee!

-Yo-h*!
-Woo-hoo!

Yay!

[Jake] Wa-hoo!

Wow!

-[Skully] Home sweet piratey home!
Wee!

Yay-hey! We slid down the beanstalk

and we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go!

[shouting]

Wow!

Thanks for helping us save
the golden croc's golden eggs, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons!

[voice] Fee, fie, foe, fum!

I'm from Cloud Island and here I come!

Aw, coconuts!

It's another giant golden crocodile!

Nope, it's just me.
But I've got a giant shadow!

And a giant appetite for crackers!

[all laughing]

Well, boys,
we didn't get any treasure today,

but at least we're safely back
on the Jolly Roger. [chuckles]

What a happy fairy-tale end!

[Hook] Speak for yourself.

That bumpy ride down the beanstalk
left me with a sore end.

[moans]

Oh, save some ice for me, Captain.

[Izzy] Little Red Riding Hook!

[Jake] Yo-h*, way to go, Patch!

Good boy!

-You're an awesome treasure hunter.
-[barks]

Woo-hoo! Now that's a treasure.

Cool! This collar is perfect for Patch.

[puppies howling]

[chuckles] Sounds like your puppy pals
are calling you home, Patch.

[howls]

Have fun with your pirate puppy crew,
Patch!

Yo-h*, oh, no!

Patch didn't take his little treasures.

Guess we'll have to bring them to him.

Here's a basket for you, Izzy.

You can put Patch's stuff in here.

Thanks, Cubby.

Mateys, would you like to help me
bring the basket of treasure to Patch?

Yay-hey!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

You go on ahead, Izzy.

We're gonna make sure that Patch didn't
leave anything else behind on the beach.

Aye-aye!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Hook] Can you believe this?

The pirate lass is bringing
a basket of treasure to that mangy mutt.

Very thoughtful of her, isn't it?

Bilge water.
Dogs can't appreciate treasure.

But pirate captains can.

Now push on, Smee.

Soon little busy Izzy
will give me the pup's treasure,

without her realizing
that she gave it to me!

[cackling]

[cackles] Indeed.

I mean, oh, my!

♪ A tisket, a tasket ♪

♪ I'm bringing Patch a basket ♪

♪ A tisket, a tasket
I'm bringing Patch a... ♪

[snoring]

[gasps]

[in high-pitched voice]
Oh, hello, little girl.

I'm sorry if I woke you, ma'am.

But I was just delivering
this basket to my friend.

Oh, my dear, I can hardly see you.

Could you please come closer,

so I can better see
your basket of treasure--

I mean, goodies? [laughs]

Shiver me timbers!

What a big mustache you have! [giggles]

Oh, some say I look
just like me dear ol' mum.

She had a mustache, too.

Hmm...

What a big voice you have.

[clears throat]

Oh, that's just a little cold
I caught out at sea.

[sneezes]

Oh, my. Now where is that hanky?

And what a big hook you have.

[gasps] Hook?

[in normal voice] All the better
to hook your basket of treasure!

[screaming]

-[thuds]
-You sneaky snook.

Mr. Smee, me fishing rod-hook!

Yay-hey, no way!

[laughs] Thank you
for the basket of treasure, puny pirate!

Toodle-oo! [laughs]

Flapping feathers! You okay, Izzy?

I'm fine, but Patch's basket isn't.

And I'm not gonna let Captain Hook stop me

from getting Patch's treasures
back to him.

You heard Izzy! Yo-h*, let's go!

[Hook] Blast! I can hear the pitter-patter
of puny pirate footsteps behind us.

And you know how I hate pitter-patter!

All too well, sir.

Oh, look, Captain. A bamboo shack!

Maybe we can rest there a bit and...
[grunts]

We'll take cover here.

Sounds to me like someone
found a place to hide.

And that someone is Old Feather Hat.

Come on out, Captain Hook!

[Izzy] I want Patch's basket back.

Oh! They found us!

We might as well go.

We are not going anywhere.

Rusty buckets!

If Hook's not coming out,
how am I gonna get the basket back?

I know how we can get Hook to come out.

Let's blow that bamboo house down!

[Hook muffled] Blast.

Yo-h*, way to go!

We blew down the house of bamboo sticks

and we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go get Patch's basket of treasure!

Captain Hook, will you please
give me the basket back?

[Hook] ♪ A tisket, a tasket ♪

♪ You're not getting back this basket ♪

Ta-ta!

Sorry, but you know how the captain gets
when he doesn't get what he wants.

And he wants everything.

Yeah, specially
if it's someone else's treasure!

[Hook] Why, that's me greatest pleasure!

[Smee screaming]

Oh, my. Oh, dear!

Smee, this isn't working.

You're slowing me down.

[grunts] Beg your pardon, sir. But...

I really don't have
anywhere else to go but...

[crashes]

...down!

[groans]

[Skully] Crashing crackers!
I think Old Feather Hat crashed this way!

Blast!

Don't those pee-wee pests
have anything better to do than bother me?

-I'm afraid not, Cap--
-Maybe we can hide in that hut.

Follow me!

Ahoy! Is anyone home?

Come, Smee. The place is all ours.

[stuttering] But, Captain...

I think someone else lives here.

Well, they just got company...

Us!

[rumbling]

Oh, dear! Someone's coming! It could be...

The bears!

Hide, Smee! Hide!

I bet Hook's hiding in here.

How can we get him out this time?

I'm sure there's a way, Cubby!

Hmm, bears live here.

So let's pretend we're bears.

Like this!

[in deep voice] Shiver me bear claws!

Who's been eating
me pirate pudding? [roars]

And who's been sitting in me chair?

And who's been sleeping in me bed?

[roars]

Bears!

[screaming]

All right! We got Hook out of hiding.

And we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go after that sneaky snook!

Step lively, Smee! Step...

-Stop!
-[both grunt]

Whoa!

It's time you gave up, Hook!

Captain Hook never gives up!

Take another step and I'll toss
your basket into this bottomless pit.

Yay-hey, that's not fair!

[barking]

Excuse me, Captain, but it seems
we have a few pups on our tail.

[barking]

[ripping]

[snarling]

Blasted mutts! All of them!

Run, Smee. Run!

Get back here!

[Cubby] Here we come!

[screaming]

Aw, coconuts! The pups are in trouble!

Captain Hook and Mr. Smee, too!

[Smee] Captain! A cliff! Dead ahead!

That adds up to one big emergency!

Pixie dust away!

Thank Izzy. We're flying! [laughs]

Yo-h*! We saved the pups,
Captain Hook, Mr. Smee

and the basket of treasure!

And we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

[barking]

Blasted mutts!

[Izzy] Here, Patch.

It's all the treasure you found today.

-[barking]
-Aw, you silly pup!

Yo-h*, way to go, mateys!

Thanks for helping us
bring Patch his basket of treasure!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two...

[Jake] Three, four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven, eight, nine!

Yay-hey!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got nine gold doubloons!

Roll over!

Sit up and bark!

-[barks]
-Good boy!

Crackers! I knew I could teach
a new dog old tricks!

[laughs]

Oh, what a rotten day.

It's been nothing
but puny pirates and pesky pups!

Hmm?

Excuse me, granny,

but that dress belongs to me.

[snarling]

Ahem. [chuckles]

What big teeth you have!

[chuckles]

All the bigger to eat me! [shouts]

Smee!

-Grab them!
-And go!

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

♪ We found gold doubloons ♪

-Grab them!
-And go!

-Yo-h*!
-Let's go!

♪ We got so much more to do ♪

♪ I love the way they jingle
In me pockets like this ♪

♪ I stack them up and count them out
And do it all again ♪

♪ The pirate problems
I solve with me crew ♪

♪ There's just one thing to do ♪

-Grab them!
-And go!

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

♪ We found gold doubloons ♪

-Grab them!
-And go!

-Yo-h*!
-Let's go!

♪ We got so much more to do ♪

Look, look! Over there! One, two, three,

four, five gold doubloons!

Ooh, they're floating! Grab them, matey!

-Grab them!
-And go!

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

♪ We found gold doubloons ♪

-Grab them!
-And go!

-Yo-h*!
-Let's go!

♪ We got so much more to do ♪

[Bones] Grab them and go!