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02x34 - Jake's Never Land Rescue

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

02x34 - Jake's Never Land Rescue

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Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through

They're jolly buccaneers

Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates

Come along
We need some volunteers

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true

Let's go!

With Jake and the Never Land Pirates

We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

[Jake] Jake's Never Land Rescue, Part One!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Cubby] All hands on beach.

Get ready for one awesome pirate picnic.

Hmm, I wonder when Jake's getting back.

-[Jake cawing]
-[gasps]

Here I am. Izzy, here's your pixie dust.
It really came in handy.

-Jake! How'd it go?
-Everything's shipshape.

Great, 'cause Peter said
it was an emergency.

It was.

The Tiki Tree Forest River
was jammed by a bunch of rocks,

and I had to move them
so the trees could get their water.

It's so cool that Peter asked you
to help him out today.

Well, he was busy
doing other important other stuff

in the lands beyond the Never Sea.

You were like Peter's first mate.

You know, it would be awesome
to team up with Peter all the time.

You mean, like, every day?

Sure. Then I could fly with him

and explore all the lands
beyond the Never Sea.

It'd be the greatest adventure ever!

But I'd probably miss Shipwreck Beach,
Mermaid Lagoon...

But most of all, I'd miss you guys.

The best mateys ever!

That's us, all right.

What was I thinking?
Never Land is amazing!

I could never leave it.

Never Land forever!

[all] Never Land forever!

-[Jake] Whoa!
-[Izzy] What?

Neat trick, Jake. How did you do that?

I... I didn't do anything.

My sword just, well, vanished.

So what are we going to do?

We've got to find out what happened
to my sword and get it back.

[Skully] Heads up, mates. Check it out!

[Izzy] Way-hey! The fairies are sending us
a message through Fairy Rock!

[fairies] The magic of the great
Forever Tree is starting to fade away!

You must restore its magic soon,

or Never Land will disappear
this very day!

Today? No way!

Shiver me timbers!

The Forever Tree
is what makes Never Land so magical.

Hey, I bet that's why
my sword disappeared!

It was made from the wood
of the Forever Tree!

And if the tree fades away,
that means Never Land will go poof!

Just like your sword!

What can we do?

[fairies] A little fairy magic
will be with you along the way

and will guide you on this urgent
and most important day.

Now, go! You must hurry!

Please, do not delay.

Oh, no! Now Fairy Rock has disappeared!

We've gotta get to the Forever Tree,
like, now!

I'm on it, Jake!

The Forever Tree grows
in an underground cave

inside Mount Destiny, on Never Land.

Come on, let's go bye-bye

before everything else
around here goes bye-bye.

Yo-h*, let's go to the Forever Tree
and save Never Land!

Look alive
It's all hands aboard now

Every mate on deck

Anchors up and set the sails

For Never Land

Mateys, this is not just adventure

Mateys, this is never say never

It's up to us or Never Land

Will fade away

Off we go to save the Forever Tree

And rescue Never Land

Off we go across the Never Sea

To rescue Never Land

Laughing now, it's time to go

We'll pull together to save our home

We can rescue Never Land

We can rescue Never Land

Thunder and lightning! At last!

After countless days and nights,
I have finally done it!

[panting] Done what, my captain?

Besides working our fingers to the bone.

[all grunt]

Bumblers!

Now, where was I? Oh, yes.

I, the great and glorious
and humble Captain Hook,

have finally found

the Enchanted Treasure Cave of Peter Pan!

I still can't believe how lucky you were

to have found
Peter's treasure map, Captain.

Luck has nothing to do with it, Mr. Smee.

It was clearly sitting
on the Never Land Beach

just waiting for me eagle-eye to spot it!

[Sharky] Uh, excuse me, sir.

Uh, but where be this treasure cave again?

'Cause, uh, all we got here
is a wall of stone.

[gasps] Solid as a rock.

Like me.

Fools! This is a magic cave.

First I must follow these instructions.

Then the treasure will be revealed.

[clears throat]

"Flap your arms like a flying rooster
and shout 'c*ck-a-doodle-doo'."

[all] c*ck-a-doodle-doo?

"Hop on one foot
and don't close your eyes,

for you don't want to miss
my golden surprise!"

Now, stand back, ya swabs.

I have magical work to do!

c*ck-a-doodle-doo!

c*ck-a-doodle-doo!

c*ck-a-doodle-doo!

Boots and buckles!

I'm the richest pirate captain
in Never Land! [laughing]

Thank you, Peter Pan,
for your golden surprise!

Oh...

-Golden shiny stuff.
-Sparkly.

-[clucking]
-Geese?

My treasure turned into geese?

Blast!

This isn't gold, it's a trick.

[Peter Pan cawing, laughing]

Blast you, Peter Pan!

You've tricked me for the very last time.

One of these days,
I will find your treasure.

Oh, that shouldn't be too hard.

I'm sure Peter has treasure
buried all over Never Land.

Especially on Pirate Island.

-Oops.
-That's it, Mr. Smee!

Pirate Island,
where the puny pirates play.

-It's the perfect place to plunder.
-Precisely.

[Cubby] Mateys,
my map says to go this way.

-It's those popinjays. Hide yourselves!
-Hide your--

Um, mateys,
you think you can step livelier?

We're kind of
in an "end of Never Land" hurry!

Maybe I can help.
Flying is faster than walking.

I'd call this an emergency.

It sure is.

If we don't save
the Forever Tree's magic soon,

Never Land's gonna disappear forever!

Then it's... pixie dust away!

[gasps] Oh, my.

It sounds like something is wrong
with Never Land.

And why, pray tell, should I care?

Because, Captain,
if Never Land disappears,

all of its treasure will go with it.

And then you might never see
another gold doubloon,

precious gem or shiny bauble ever again!

No treasure on Never Land?

Never!

Smee, pass out the whirly-hooks!

Let us follow those little flying fiends
and find out more!

Ah, there's nothin' like catchin' a breeze
and flyin' with ease!

Yep, and we oughta be getting a lot closer
to the Forever Tree.

Um, Izzy?

I think we need more pixie dust.
We're dropping like an anchor.

No problem.
Just a few more pinches, and... [gasps]

No, not this. Not now!
My pixie dust is gone!

Without it...

[all] We can't fly!

This is getting worse.

Well, at least I still have my map.

[gasps] Aw, coconuts.

My map's getting all wonky on me.

Wait a minute.

Now my map is telling us
to go in this direction.

[stammering] Someplace that wasn't even
on my map a minute ago.

Come on, crew. This way.
There's no time to lose.

Bust me busted buttons!

Oh, poor sea pups! This is a tragedy!

Which I shall turn into a triumph.

While those puny pirates
try to save Never Land,

I shall plunder all the treasure
on Pirate Island.

Piece by piece.

Follow me, boys.

To Pirate Island and treasure!

[bird cawing]

Creepin' coconuts,

I know I've never been
in this place before!

[gasps] All the directions
on my map have disappeared!

So, what can we do?

Well, we could call for Peter.

Yeah. If anyone can help us, Peter can.

-[man] Maybe I can help you.
-[all gasp]

Who are you?

I am the guardian of Never Land.
I have a message for all of you.

Whoa! There's that little light again!

As you have seen, things are fading away
because The Forever Tree is fading away.

Once its magic is gone,
Never Land will also disappear!

All is not lost, however. There is hope.

I have come here to find the one
who will go on the Forever Quest.

Hmm. Catchy name, but what is it?

It's a journey for the bravest of pirates.

Only the one who loves Never Land
and completes the quest

can save Never Land from fading away.

The quester must get a sword
from the Forever Tree, the Destiny Sword.

Then he must bring it to the top
of Mount Destiny before the sun sets.

Only one pirate may take on
this great challenge.

So, who among you
will go on the Forever Quest?

-[all] Jake!
-You should go on the quest.

Saving Never Land?

By myself?

I don't know.

Come on, Jake. You can do it!

But we're a team!

And we still are.

Well, yeah, but...

Jake, you can't say no.
You gotta go on the quest!

Well, I can't let down my mateys
or Never Land!

Okay, Mr. Guardian, I'm in!

Excellent!
You are now the Forever Questor!

-What this?
-A very special medallion.

Keep this with you on your journey,
and all doors will be open to you.

Gee, thanks!

Time is on the move. So should you be.

Quest on!

[sighs] I wish I felt better
about leaving you guys.

Once you get started on the Forever Quest,
I bet you'll be fine.

But what are we gonna do without you?

I know! With everything disappearing,

maybe you should head back
to Pirate Island

and protect the things we treasure!

Izzy? Cubby?

Can you give me your pixie dust pouch
and your map?

Sure. But why?

Maybe I can find more pixie dust
and fix the map.

But most of all,
they'll remind me of you guys.

-Aww.
-Coconuts.

What a matey!

Forever Never Land

Our home will always be

This is Never Land

And it's our pirate home

But our home's in danger

So yo-h* mates, let's go!

A Forever Quest

For a pirate brave

To Mount Destiny

We're counting on you, Jake
To lead the way

Forever Never Land

Our home will always be

And you can live in Never Land
If only you believe

An island made of dreams

And wishes to come true

Under blue star light
Second from the right

Never Land waits for you

Under blue star light
Second from the right

Never Land waits for you

[bird cawing]

Sure wish Cubby's map could tell me
if I'm going the right way.

And getting around would be a lot easier
if I had some good old pixie dust.

Whoa! Where did you come from?

You want me to go that way?

Okay, okay. Lead the way, Little Light.

Hey, wait up!

Hey, I know that mountain. Pixie Peak.

The Fountain of Forever
is on the other side.

Yo-h*, let's go!

That's where Izzy gets her pixie dust.

[Cubby] You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Yeah. I miss Jake.

And what if he-- I hate saying it-- fails?

Then we're doomed for sure!

Come on, guys.
We gotta think happy thoughts.

Jake isn't just saving Never Land for us,
he's saving it for everybody!

Captain Hook!

That's right, Skully.

Jake's even saving Never Land
for Captain Hook.

No! I mean, Captain Hook!
On Pirate Island!

[Hook] Dig-dig-diggity, men!

And keep on diggity-diggin'!

We're not stoppin' till we find
every single piece of treasure!

And that be me final word!

Captain Hook,
what do you think you're doing?

I know what I'm doing.
I'm looking for your treasure.

-Treasure? Is that all you care about?
-What else is there?

Never Land!

Right now,
Jake is trying to save the Forever Tree

so Never Land won't disappear!

[yawning] Oh, really? How noble of him.

Don't you get it?

If Never Land fades away,
so will Pirate Island!

Ah, but not before I plunder
all of its hidden treasure!

Smee, bring forth
the Pirate Whammer-Jammer!

[whirring]

What's a Pirate Whammer-Jammer?

Whammer-jammering!

Prepare to jam, puny pirates!

Heads up, mates. Look at that!

Shiver me timbers!

Shiver me feathers!

[Cubby] Shiver me coconuts!

[giggling] I could do this all day.

And I will,
until I find every bit of treasure

on this teensy-weensy, itsy-bitsy island!

-We've gotta stop him!
-And we will!

Then yo-h*, let's go save Pirate Island
from Captain Grabby Hooks!

-Yeah!
-Yay-hey!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa! Slow down, would you?

I can't fly, you know.

No way!

The fountain's running out of pixie dust!

Well, all I need is enough
to fill this pouch.

Whoa! Sunken shipwrecks!
I'm not gonna let this stop me!

Whoo-hoo!

[grunts] Gotcha!

Pixie dust away! [chuckles]

Little Light, thanks for showing me
the way here.

Hey, wait up! Where are you going now?

Whoa! Little Light! There you are!

Look, I'm not sure why we're here.

I don't think I'm any closer
to finding the Forever Tree.

-[Marina] Jake!
-Marina! Stormy! Sandy!

Ahoy! We were just on our way
to Neptune City

to make sure
that all the mermaids are safe.

We heard the Forever Tree is fading away,

and our underwater home
is fading away too!

Boo-hoo, ba-ba-boo!

That's why I'm on a quest
to save all of Never Land!

Is there anything we can do to help?

Well, I could use a new map.
One with directions on it.

Hmm. What you need is special ink.

And I know just where to get it.

-[dolphin squeaking]
-Uh, let me get this straight.

I need to get ink
from a giant golden squid?

Not just any old ink... magic ink!

And this squid's just gonna give it to me?

Not exactly.

But when the big fella laughs,
he leaves a trail of ink.

So I've gotta make him laugh?

-[both] Yep!
-If Cubby were here, he'd say,

"This is coconuts!"

[chuckles] You'll be fine, Jake.
Just hold on tight to Flo.

[squeaks]

Well, at least this snorkel shell
will help me breathe underwater.

I'll be like a mer-boy! [laughs]

Can't get my pixie dust wet.

-Will you hold it for me?
-Sure, Jake.

So, is there anything else I should--
Whoa!

Those fish sure are in a hurry.

-[screeching sound]
-Oh, boy!

[chuckles] Uh, ahoy to you too, Mr. Squid.

I'm, uh, lookin' for some ink for my map,

-and I was, um, wondering...
-[grumbling]

...if you would maybe lend me a little?

[grumbling]

Does that mean no?

[grumbling]

Giddyap, Flo! Seaward h*!

Yahoo!

[grumbling]

[Flo squeaking]

[Jake] Uh-oh!
Looks like somebody's not happy.

Hmm. Maybe now's a good time to try
and make him laugh.

Let's see.
I could tell him a funny fish joke.

Or... I could tickle him.

That's it!

-Shake a tail, Flo! Tickle away!
-[squeaking]

[mumbling]

Thanks for the ink, Mr. Squid!

Yo-h*, way to go!

It worked!

All right! The map is back!

Wonderful waves, Jake!
We knew you could do it!

Now I'm off to get a new sword.
The Destiny Sword.

Then I can complete the Forever Quest
and save Never Land.

First I have to go to the Forever Tree.

Hmm. Where is it?

There!

If anyone can save Never Land,
you can, Jake.

Pixie dust away!

-Good luck, Jake. Smooth sailing.
-Save the magic!

[Marina] To be continued.

Jake is on a quest to save Never Land
from fading away.

Can he do it?
Stay tuned for the rest of the quest.

[vocalizes]

Underwater, that's the way

Under the sun
Beneath the waves

So wonderful, it's understood

If you could swim like a fishy could

Dive below the bounding main

Where mermaids and the dolphins play

Sunken treasure, gold doubloons

In the kingdom of Neptune

-♪ A full five fathoms down
-♪ Five fathoms down

-♪ Nobody's wearing a frown
-♪ Don't you wear that frown

Vacationing right off the reef

A tropical festival down in the deep

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue
-♪ Underwater

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue
-♪ Underwater

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue
-♪ Underwater

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue
-[vocalizes]

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue
-♪ Underwater

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue
-♪ Underwater

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue
-♪ Underwater

Down in the bubbly blue

Boo-boo, bubbly blue

Ba-ba-boo!