01x02 - Attack of the Fuzz ba*ls

[bunniefuu]

Professor zane,
why do you think

All of acmetropolis
is clamoring

For one of
your new bio-pets?

Well, who could resist

Such a loveable, soft,
playful creature?

Every household
should have a fuz-z.

* Fuz-zs are cool,
fuz-zs are sweet *

* Take 'em to school
for your friends to meet *

* When you wanna cuddle,
they'll show you how *

* Gotta get a fuz-z
right now *

[Whimpers]

Hey, you want a snack?

I love you, fuz-z.
You're my best friend.

[Purrs]

[Purring]

[Footsteps approaching]

Huh?

Where'd my fuz-z go?

[Gasps]

Aah!

[Panting]

Aah!

Mom! Dad! Run!

Dad: let's go!
Come on, son!

[Roars]

[Roars]

Zodavia: in the year 2772,

A meteor strikes the city planet
of acmetropolis,

Knocking it off its axis.

This cosmic event releases
supernatural forces

Unleashing a new kind
of hero: the loonatics.

[Gasps]

Ha ha ha!
Whoo! Whoa!

Zodavia:
combat simulation over.

Hey! Look what I got.

Ace: in a sec, lex.

[Grunts]

[Gasps]

Oh, no!
No eating my pet.

Oof! [Growls]

Watch it, slam.
I'm trying to work here.

Huh?

Huh? Eeuuuwww!

[Panting]

Whew.

What's that?

You bought a new
cottontail?

No, it's a fuz-z.

Oh, come on.
Bio-pets are only

The coolest trend to
ever hit acmetropolis.

Yeah? What do you
hit it with?

You don't hit it.
You love it.

She'll be whatever
you want her to be.

A glove.

A choker.

A cuddle walker.

Hold it right there,
sister.

How did you get a hold
of one of these anyway?

My fuz-z's been on
backorder for weeks.

Are you sure this one
isn't supposed to be...mine?

[Mumbles]

Back off, duck!
Zozo is mine.

[Laughs] zozo?

You're not going to believe
this one, loonatics,

But there's a situation
in south acmetropolis

That requires
your special attention.

A residential zone
in the fourth quadrant

Seems to have a giant
spider problem.

Didn't they just spray
for giant spiders last week?

This family barely escaped
with their lives.

Species? Origin?

Unknown and unknown.

Forget where it came from.
Where's it going?

It's not
coming here, is it?

The idea was for you
to go there,

Danger duck.

Uhh...must we?

I'll transfer
coordinates in transit.

Zodavia out.

She gets to go out,

And we get to battle
mutant spiders.

Nice! Let's jet!

[Purring]

Nah! Maybe lose
the wristband, lex.

I don't want to leave
her here by herself.

She can be our mascot.

How about...no.

Fine.

Aw! You'll be lonely,
won't you?

[Whimpers]

All righty.

According to
zodavia's readings,

We should be
able to spot

The itsy-bitsy spider

Right about...now.

Whoa! Look at
that thing!

It has 3--wait.


Uhh!

Uh, make that


[Growls]

[Growls]

[Moans]

Ace: eh, slight
pothole problemo.

[Tires screech]
woman: aah!

Lexi: gross! Can I get
the day off?

Heroes don't get
the day off.

It's rescue time.

Slam, let's give our friend
a little help.

What do you say?

[Growls]

[Grunts]

Rev: hey, itsy-bitsy.
I'm over here.

Have lunch yet?
You ever shave those legs?

We've got to contain
this monster now.

Tech: clear the bridge, ace.

Then remove the 4 bolts
in each column.

You got it, tech.

[Growls]

Now let's lock him up.

Ace: clear out, everybody.

You've got to be kidding.

How did it get
out of there?

Very impressive.

Itsy-bitsy
go bye-bye.

There's gotta be
an explanation.

Oh, man!
I don't believe it!

Check it out!

I found a fuz-z!

And this one is mine.

Look. I've got my very own
superhero sidekick.

How about it,
wonderfluff?

[Laughs] yeah!
That works.

Excuse me!

Hmm. Big spider beast
pulls a disappearing act,

And we find a hard-to-get
bio-pet in its place.

What are the odds?

Hmm. 4,027,867 To 1.

Hmm. Kinda high on
the coincidence meter,

Don't you think?

Oh, come on!

You're not trying to pin this
on wonderfluff, are you?

Until we come up
with something better...

Yeah.

[Purring]

Zozo!

[Whimpers]

Aw. How could anyone
think bio-pets

Are anything but sweet?

[Gasps] zozo, come back!

Zozo!

[Squeaking]

Sorry. Guess they
like me better.

Now I have
two superhero sidekicks.

Ha ha! How cool is that?

You had to bring
the fuzz.

[Bio-pets squeaking]

There's a party going on in
your backpack.

Oh. I never go out
in the field

Without some chocolate
ab-inducer bars.

Oh! They must be
really hungry.

Hey. What's this?

Ouch!

[Both growl]

Zozo?!
Wonderfluff?!

[Growls]

[Both growl]

[Both growl]

I'm not so sure wonderfluff
has had all his shots.

Anybody wanna buy
a bio-pet cheap?

Duck!
What?!

[Growls]

Uhh! Uhh!

Uhh! Smack down
by a fuzz ball?

You realize, of course,
this means w*r.

Hit it, loonatics.

Wait!

Hey! What gives?

That's zozo.
Be gentle with her.

She's had a rough day.
[Gasps]

[Growls]

[Growls]

Here.

Here, zozo. Catch!

[Growls]

Slam! Wait!

[Growls]

[Whimpers]

[Whimpers]

What's gotten into
these powderpuffs?

Something powerful.

Yeah, powerful, but easy
to get a hold of.

Good point, ace.

The boy with
the first fuz-z

Fed it a whole stash
of chocolate candy

Before going to bed.

And our fuz-zs
ate duck's chocolate.

Professor zane's laboratory is
located in the seventh quadrant,

Just east of
the industrial center.

The guy who invented
these hairballs

Better know a way
to curb their sweet tooth,

'Cause acmetropolis
is crawling with them.

Rev: it is gonna take a miracle
to gather up all these fuz-zs.

I can grab about half,

But we're gonna need
something really amazing

To get the rest
of them.

Ace: I bet tech has
a few toys we can use.

I give you
the x-ovac-2400-x.

Ace: wow! Tech!

Tech: it's the ultimate
urban vacuum.

[Growls, mumbles]

Now what in the world
made you come up with this?

Try eating with slam.

Not pretty.
[Mumbles]

Rev: power capability:
zero to 60 in 3 seconds flat,

Twin visonic
gravity centers,

And programmable
rolling suction.

It also comes with a
bio-signature tracking beam

That can target and retrieve
just the fuz-z

And not innocent
bystanders.

Oh, you gotta
love that, huh?

It'll be so rockin'
this lab.

I getcha.

So you're saying this invention
really sucks...

Fuz-zs, that is.

Ace: loonatics, let's jet.

Lexi, you and duck
go warn this zane guy.

He could be in danger
from his own creations.

The rest of us
will work on

Rounding up the fur ba*ls
that are still out there.

Looks like
no one's home.

No, someone's in there.

I can hear
breathing inside.

Show-off.

Hello?
Professor zane?

We've come about
your bio-pets.

We have reason to believe that
they're very, very--

[All growling]

Well, looks like they've already
had their chocolate today.

I hope that's
all they crave.

Not only do they
love chocolate,

They also have a taste
for duck and rabbit.

And guess what?

It's feeding time!

[Laughter]

Vacuum capacity--good.

Suction--stable.

How you doing
back there, slam?

[Vacuum suctioning]

[Grunts]

Whoa!
Hey!

Rev: excuse me.
Coming through. Coming through.

Boy: what was that?

Do you mind if I borrow
this for a while?

Sorry. This is
a no-fuzz zone.

[Purring]

Picking up something
on my internal sensor.

Yes. There's
one remaining bio-pet.

Hello. Maybe you should think
about getting a cat instead

If you really want something
to cuddle with.

They're just as
cute and furry.

But of course cats don't do
tricks and can be so prickly.

So if you don't mind,
bye!

Mission
accomplished.

How are things on
your end, lex?

Lex?

I got a bad feeling.

Let's ditch the fuzz
ba*ls for now, tech,

And bug out!

Tech: switching to
turbo-vac jet mode.

Hey, wait up!

Lexi: so you knew all along
chocolate mutated the fuz-zs.

Knew? I made sure of it.

My first two fuz-zs

Weren't supposed
to transform so soon,

Not until I had
completely flooded

The entire city
with bio-pets.

One pulse from
my electric leash,

And the savage beasts
are under my control.

So you wanted
all the fuz-zs

To take the chocolate express
to creatureville

At the same time and tear
acmetropolis apart.

Sounds like
someone's mommy

Didn't buy them
enough "chockies"

When they were "widdle."

Oh, you're just as naive as the
acmetropolis science council.

Imagine, firing me

Because they deemed my
experiments too dangerous.

They never appreciated me
or my genius, my...

Insanity? Craziness?
Am I getting close?

Hardly. I decided acmetropolis
needed to see firsthand

What I am capable of.

When the meteor
hit earth,

The impact opened
all kinds of fissures.

Duck: including the ones
in your brain, mr. Zane?

Zane: I discovered
these delightful creatures.

Their biology
was perfect

For the experiments
I had in mind,

Experiments that
led to the fuz-z.

[Growls]

So cute and cuddly,

Until they have
a bit of chocolate.

Then the only way
to stop them is with this.

[Growls]

[Grunts]
care to demonstrate?

No. They need
their protein.

See? Too much chocolate
will make you sick.

[Growls]

Hyah!

Oh, dear me.

What kind of host
have I been?

Would anyone care
for some...chocolate?

The effect is temporary,

But the more they eat,
the longer they last.

Then no more
chocolate for them

Slam, rev,

Time for
a little candy run.

Duck!
The control box!

What about it?

Oh! Right!

Duck: heads-up.

I got it!

[Muffled yelling]

Lexi: zozo!

Wonderfluff! No!

[Chewing]

Hey! This is
no time to dance!

[Both growl]

Hang on, lexi.

Lexi: let me go!

Both: aah!

Uhh! Uhh!

Uhh! Not again!

Ace!

On it, lex!

Zane: no!
Uhh!

I've got it!

Not so fast, zany!

No snacking, guys.

You'll spoil
your dinner.

Zane: my babies!

Time to go.

[Purrs]

Oh, come on. You'll be much
happier there.

No deranged scientist
to mess with you,

And no chocolate...
Let's hope.

I salute you.

You've been a brave soldier,
wonderfluff.

I also fear you,

But let's not
go there now.

Congratulations,
loonatics.

Thanks to
your efforts,

Professor zane's nefarious
operation has been shut down.

Take the rest
of the day off.

You deserve it.

Zodavia out.

You know,
fuz-zs are so over.

I've already moved on
to the next big thing.

Take a look at this.

Lexi: a look at what?

Oh! A little
hamster playhouse.

No. A little flea circus.

I don't see any fleas.

Looks like there's
a hole in the box.

Oh, great!

So where are the fleas?

[Crunching
and chewing]

Duck: yee-ow!