01x04 - Weathering Heights

[bunniefuu]

All right, misty,
we're goin' on live.

Is everything ready?

Here's your coffee tube,
misty.

You know,
I was thinking,

We should do a piece
on barometric pressure.

That's absurd!

What, barometric pressure?

No, that you were thinking.

I'm misty breeze, honey.

I do the weather.

You...uh...

Bring the coffee.

[Slurping]

Grrr!

[Thunder]

Grrr!

Boy! This is gonna
be a big one.

You said if I told her
my idea, you'd back me up.

Oh, come on, paula.

You can't be on-air.

You're--you're too young,

You're inexperienced
and--well, let's just say

The camera loves you...

When you're behind it.

What?

Grrr!

No one appreciates me!

[Gasps]
misty's script!

Oh, she's gonna...

Misty: where's my script?

I need my script, rob.

I can't make up
the weather, you know.

[Slurp]

Ptoo!

This is cold, you twit!

You are absolutely
worthless!

Grrr!

I know more
about the weather

Than you'll ever know!

[Thunder]

Aah!

What was that?

My hair!

We're on in 30!

Try and lose that cloud
in the meantime!

Let me do it.

No! Paula, you--

What other choice
do you have?

Hmm.

Ok, we're going live in 3...



This is paula haze,

And I'm standing
in city hall plaza,

Where a giant storm is
brewing over acmetropolis.

There's lightning,

Thunder...

[Thunder]

And dangerously high winds.

Aah!
Aah!

Aah!

Paula!

Aah!

What is she doing?

Cut! Stop take!

I am misty breeze.

I do the weather!

Ha ha ha! Well, there's
a change in the air, misty,

Because I am the weather!

[Screaming]

Sorry, misty.

Your program's
been canceled!

They said I couldn't
be on the air.

Well, I am now!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Thunder]

[Laughing]

In the year 2772,

A meteor strikes
the city planet

Of acmetropolis,
knocking it off its axis.

This cosmic event releases
supernatural forces,

Unleashing a new kind of hero--

The loonatics.

[Creaks]

[Grunting]

Arrgghh!

That's it! Now!

There we go.

That ought to keep duck
from complaining.

We're done.
Now, was that so hard?

[Grunting]

Ugh! Aah!

Thanks a lot, slam.

Just in time for me to miss
my favorite tv personality

Of all time--misty breeze!

Duck!
What?

I break more nails
picking up after you guys.

[Grumbling]

Such language.

Aah!

Aah--uff!

Ohh!

Ah--

Misty breeze!

[Heart beating rapidly]

Don't just stand there,
you dolt!

Get me out of here!

Aah! Unh!

I'm your biggest fan.

Danger duck at your service,
hot stuff.

Thank you.
Don't get too close.

Misty and her crew
are broadcasting

From city hall plaza.

I just don't get it.

Who would ever want to harm
the lovely misty breeze?

Anybody who's ever met her?

Jealous?

Zodavia: loonatics,
we're receiving reports

That a strange weather
phenomenon is materializing

All over the planet.

Say, zodavia, isn't
monitoring the weather

More of a job for...

Misty breeze?

Not this kind of weather.

You better move fast,
lunatics.

Zodavia, out.

Arrgghh!

[Groaning]

[Muttering] sorry.

Paula...assistant...
The script...

Misty...wet hair...
Crazy weather...ha ha ha!

Storm. Misty gone.

Hey, I'm gonna need
some more words

There, pal.
Got any verbs?

Here's one. Look!

No stealing
my thunder, loonatics.

Back off!

That's her.

Cloud creatures,

Put these heroes
in a fog.

Amazing.
Was this in the forecast?

Ooh, scary clouds.
What?

You gonna stop us
from getting a tan?

Yuuh--maybe stop us
from breathing?

Ok, chief,
what's the plan?

Kick some cloud.

Whoa!

Hey, watch the foot!
It's lucky.

Here's something you don't see
on a sunny day.

I could be wrong, but it looks
like they're alive.

How's that possible?
Clouds are just for making rain,

Not striking terror in
the heart of the city. Ow! Ow!

Oh! Ohh!

A present for you...

Via duck mail!

Let's pump up the clouds
and bring in the fog.

Yoo-hoo, puffy boy.
Unh!

Oh! There you are.

[Grunts]

Yaa-ha ha how!

Oops. Very sorry
there, tech.

Ace, my internal radar
can't distinguish between

What's a creature
and what's plain old fog.

And it's getting pretty hard
to avoid the gri--ack!

What do you say
we help him out, slam?

[Gagging] you bet.

Slam, one, cloud, none.

Aah!

Clouds of thunder,
destroy them!

Grrrr!

Hyah!

Arrgggh!

Clouds absorb water.

And to think I only got
a "b" in science.

That's great, lexi,

But do you really want
to make 'em bigger?

Whoa.

Ooh! I wanna try that.
I wanna try that,

I wanna try that.
Here I go.

Arrgghh!

And me without
my slicker.

Water egg, please,
waiting for water egg.

Water egg!

Mmm!

Orange juice
will do the trick, too.

Pesky duck!

Aah!

You may have won
this round,

Loonatics, but I'm
the star here!

Keep that camera
pointed at me!

I've got breaking news.

Hear me, acmetropolis!

I am weathervane,
and tonight

There is a 100% chance
of destruction!

[Echoing]

[Laughing]

And it's a real shock!

[Gasps]

Aah ha ha ha ha aah!

Ace: nice
lightning rod, tech.

That's definitely
going to earn you

Some vacation time.

Can I take it right now?

Well, let me think about it.
Yes, no, yes--no!

Weathervane:
all the elements

Are at my command.

I don't need
to report the story.

I am the story.

[Laughter]
make sure you get this.

It'll make everyone forget
about misty breeze.

Forget about misty breeze?

Why, I'd sooner forget,
uh...what's-her-name here.

Time for you to be
gone with the wind!

All: whoa!

[Screaming]

Yeow!

Yeah!

Look, mommy,
I'm on tv.

You're on, slam.

[Growls]

Ace! Help!

Gotcha!

Oof! Thanks.

Not likin' this!

[Screams]

I was gonna get you next.

I got impatient.

[Slam muttering]

[Cheering]

They defeated my clouds,

My lightning, my tornado,

But can they defeat
all of them at once?

I release all the forces
of the elements upon you,

Acmetropolis!

Bring me misty breeze,
or start building an ark!

Move it, loonatics!

[All screaming]

Come on, g*ng, let's
get that monorail!

All: aah!

Help!

[Groaning]

Good job, slam.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

So, who ordered
the acme heroes?

[Cheering]

Oh, I knew his great-great-
great-grandfather.

[Thunder]

Box her in!

One of us from
each side. Go!

Ok, weathervane,

Your forecast
calls for...

Aah! Don't hurt me!

Aw, I didn't even get
to finish my line.

Where'd she go?

I don't know.

She just flew up
and vanished.

Hey, rev,

Does your radar show
anybody else in danger?

Well, a lot of wet people,
but nobody in any danger,

Unless you count
soggy underwear as danger.

Ace: we should
evacuate the area.

Lexi:
the whole area? Why?

I got a little feeling
something big is coming.

Unh!

Suspicions confirmed, ace.

Zodavia.

There's an unnatural
energy force

Brewing
with intensity


The acmetropolis coast.

All efforts to contain
weathervane have failed.

With all this water,
we could sure use a duck.

Yeah. Where is duck?

Ace: duck, where are you?

I'm on a personal mission.

Personal? Hey, duck,
we don't do th--[beep]

Anybody who insults
misty breeze

Insults danger duck.

Excuse me, bubblehead,

But as misty breeze's
biggest fan,

I'm gonna have to ask
that you apologize

To her right now.

Misty breeze?

She is nothing
compared to me!

[Chuckles] well,
somebody has an ego.

Yaaah!

And a temper.

Whoa!

I am queen of the elements,
a weather goddess!

[Laughing]

[Grunts]
aah!

Did you see that coming,
misty hater?

You again?

Nobody disses misty breeze,

Or you answer
to the vice president

And founding member of
her international fan club!

I answer to no one
because i--

Excuse me,
miss partly cloudy.

You've had your moment.
I'm trying to expound here!

I've heard enough!

Now, there's something
you don't see every day.

Duck, what are you doing?
Where's weathervane?

I hope that's not her.

[Laughter]

The dragon is heading
back to acmetropolis!

[Roars]

[Both screaming]

[Roar]

Oh h* h* h*!

A busted fire hydrant
is not gonna take

That thing out.

Hey, uh, tech,
I don't suppose

You have a really
big hair dryer?

If you're thinking
of evaporating

That thing,
it would take

A hair dryer about,
oh, a mile wide.

Nah, nah, nah.
Hey, rev, any idea

Where we can find
the hottest spot

Within a hundred miles?

Oh, baby, do I have
a fiery hotspot

For you guys!
This is gonna

Burn the hair off,
you get too close!

Man, this place
is scorchin'!

Got it. We just
need some bait.

Why's everybody
looking at me?

Lemme guess...
Me again.

This gonna work?

If the lava depth charge
is in sync

With the targeting
mechanism, there should

Be enough combus--

English, tech!

Yeah. It should go boom.

That's all we need.

And that'll activate
the volcano?

Your guess
is as good as mine.

Hey, guys?
It's show time.

Misty predicted
the weather,

Not nightmares!

Well, look at
the mighty storm dragon,

Acting all big
and superior.

Lemme tell you something,
dragon lady--

Misty's still number one
in my charts!

Oh h*! Missed me!

Whoo hoo!
Missed me again!

And again.

[Roar]

Whoa h*! Bad aim!

Is that as fast
as you can go?

You're such a sad excuse
for a monster,

Much less a weather girl.
h* h*! Pathetic.

Slam can withstand
the heat better

Than any of us.

Take this up there,
and when I say now...

Push this red button
and throw it

Into the volcano.
Got that? Now.

[Grunts] yeaah.

Both: slam!

Recording: detonation
in 30 seconds.

No, not now now!
Now later!

Later?

Recording: 17, 16...

Just get it
up there--now!

[Shouting gibberish]

You want misty,
you bag of wind?

Catch me!

Yeah, doc!

Whoo hoo!





[Mumbling]

[Panting]


Ha!

Chance of expl*si*n...


Tech: oh! My portalab!
I just built it!

Forget the portalab, tech.
Let's jet!

My portalab--destroyed! No!

It never harmed anyone!

Wow...

He really needs
to get out more.

I'm picking up
zodavia's signal.

There are no traces left
of the storm dragon.

But what happened
to weathervane

Remains a mystery.

We can only assume
she escaped.

Good job, loonatics.

Who is this?
Zodavia--

I'm the only pretty face
on this channel!

Misty! This is my chance!

In 3, 2...

This is misty breeze,

And the massive storm front
that battered acmetropolis

Appears to have finally
come to an end.

I for one am--
ahem!

[Groans] uhh!

Ah...[Giggles]

Cut! Can I help you?

Oh, yes.
It's me, duck!

Remember,
your number-one fan?

Uh-huh?
I was just wondering

If I could get you
to sign a few things.

Ok, fine,
but make it quick.

Here's your fan club
picture.

Ok.

Your official
weather cookbook.

Hey!

Your commemorative
beach towel!

[Groans]

What else?

Oh, and, ha...

This inflatable
beach ball.

How many more of these
things do you have?

Oh, not many.
Just all your posters,

All your books,

Your discarded
chewing gum,

Your eighth grade
report card...

All your little shaky
snow globes of you

In that tiny parka...

Just the essentials.

Enough!

Maybe we should leave
these two lovebirds alone.

Next,
your limited-edition

Sweat sock set.

I wore them
every day.

[Groan]