01x13 - Acmegeddon pt. 2

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Announcer: previously on
loonatics unleashed...

Man, over p.a.: Attention!

Today we're transporting 4
of the most dangerous criminals

To a new maximum-security
facility.

Greetings, prisoners.

I will be your jailer today,

So you're all
wasting your time

If you're hoping
to bust out.

Escape is impossible.

Hey, you can't escape.
I'm guarding you!

Where are we?

How did we get
out here?

Voice: I brought you here.

I am optimatus.

You wanna take down
the loonatics?

Why should we help you?

Do as I ask and you shall
forever rule acmetropolis

And all its resources.

Master villains, one;
superheroes, zero.

So, now that I stole
duck's powers,

I'm gonna quack myself
inside there

And steal yours, too.

I know the
deactivation code.

You let them escape?!

Nobody get comfy.
We got company.

Care for another round,
loonatics?

I asked you to do
one simple thing:

Catch the loonatics.

But you can't even
do that.

Come back here,
suction boy!

You've got
a little something

Called my powers
to return!

Who was that?

[Gibberish]

Loonatics, there's something
I must tell you.

It's zadavia!

In the flesh!

That was my brother.

Oh, brother!

My brother will exterminate
anyone close to me.

Your brother, eh?

I thought something
about that big guy

Looked familiar.

I will explain everything
back at headquarters.

If we do not act soon,

Acmetropolis
will be destroyed.

Woman: in the year 2772,

A meteor strikes
the city/planet of acmetropolis,

Knocking it off its axis.

This cosmic event releases
supernatural forces,

Unleashing a new kind
of hero...

The loonatics.

So, chief, you gonna
spill the beans,

Or do we wait
for duck to end up

As your brother's
main course?

This is my home...

The planet freleng.

It is over 600 parsecs
from your own galaxy.

I was born into
the royal family.

My brother and I were groomed
to rule freleng together,

But it was not to be.

My fellow frelengians,

Now that we control
the power

Of interdimensional
transport,

We must use this power
to explore strange new worlds,

To seek out new life
and new civilizations,

And then conquer them all.

[Crowd gasps, murmurs]

No! My brother calls for
a perpetual w*r.

One that will bring shame
to our people

And ruin to our planet.

The council agrees
with zadavia.

Optimatus,
we shall hear

No more talk
of conquest.

Yes, the time
for talk is over.

Zadavia: optimatus would
not let the rule of law

Stand in his way.

First, he kidnapped
the high council.

Then, feeling I would
lead a revolt against him,

He came after me.

Zadavia!

Optimatus would not rest
until I was under his control.

As I was making my getaway,

He was accidentally caught

In the heat of the
ship's exhaust.

Aah!

I was truly sorry,

But couldn't afford
to turn around.

Too much was at stake.

Aah!

I used one of optimatus'
own worm hole generators

To escape to acmetropolis.

I thought I left no trace
for him to follow.

I was wrong.

Somehow,
my brother found me.

He sent a meteor hurtling
at acmetropolis.

He did not care
who else might suffer.

Eliminating me was all
that mattered to him.

I was able to
slow down the meteor,

Saving acmetropolis
from destruction.

Still, the impact threw
your world off its axis

And released a strange
radiation,

Which, of course,
gave you your powers.

So, basically,
by coming here

To get away
from your brother,

You're responsible
for creating

These supervillains.

There were a number
of unexpected side effects.

I had been scanning
your solar system

For signs of optimatus,

Then I found this...

A small planetoid
approaching the asteroid belt.

So, big brother's
on the rock, huh?

Yes, and it is most likely
where we will find duck.

If we take
the lunaporter,

I'll need to install
hyperdrive boosters.

That's all right, tech.

We'll use my ship.

It has warp-like
speed capability...

Able to cross
the solar system

In a matter of moments.

Ace: hey, you been
holdin' out on us.

Now let's go
get our duck.

Ugh. Wha-ha-ha!

I've got to
stop watching

Old sci-fi movies
at bedtime.

Aw, poor ducky.

Have a bad dream?

Wait, it's all
coming back to me.

The prison train...
And you!

You took my powers!

Unh! Unh! Uhh!

Ahh-ha ha! Unh!

What an annoying creature.

Are you going to
get rid of him now?

In a painful way?

And can we watch?

Gee, thanks a lot,
losers.

You're lucky I don't
annihilate all of you

For your incompetence.

Perhaps I should have
left you to zadavia.

What's zadavia
got to do with this?

She is my sister.

Sister?
She's your sister?!

And...again...

Since these simpletons
cannot do the job,

I shall have one
of my optiforces

Look after you instead.

Fine. Hey! Huh?

Come with me
or be eliminated.

Wha-ha-ha!

Ace: hey, how do you
steer this thing?

This one controls
your speed,

And this controls direction.

You know, these
babies could put

The steering wheel
out of business.

Fascinating!

This is the most
amazing chip design

I've ever seen.

My planet's technology
is based on a universal code.

It can be used
to run anything,

From a child's toy
to a warp engine.

Very interesting.

Hey, guys,

We're approaching
the planetoid.

And dat's not all.

Greetings, sister.

As much as I'd love
to chat,

I think you'd best spend
these next few moments

Preparing for your demise.

[Sinister laughter]

Ace, they're trying to
maneuver us into a crossfire!

Lexi: nice move, ace!

Thanks, but we got
more on our tail.

Deploying defense weapons.

Radar's pickin' up


Closin' in fast.

Whoa!
Hey!

What's he do,
buy them in bulk?

Hey, where's zadavia?

[Speaking gibberish]

Ace: whoa! Check this out, guys!

Zadavia's more impressive
than I expected.

No matter.

Zadavia, this is not the
time to take a stroll!

I'll hold them off.

You get to the planetoid
and stop optimatus.

They've got zadavia.

Tech, slam, lexi,

Get out there
and help her!

I'll cover you.

Bring her to me at once.

These clowns won't quit!

I can't get
a lock on 'em.

I guess
I'm gonna be hit!

Huh?
Huh?

Eject! Eject now!

Oh, no.

They didn't have
a chance.

[Gasps]

He was the best leader.

There's nothing left.

Who you callin'
nothin'?

Ace!

I thought we lost you.

Hey, careful.

You'll wrinkle
the space suit.

Uh,
you scared us!

We thought...

[Babbling gibberish]

Yeah, but ace had us eject
as we went behind the asteroid

So it looked looked
we bought the farm.

I wonder if zadavia
had insurance because

Replacing one of those ships
must've cost a fortune,

Unless you think
it was a rental.

Or maybe if we get down
to the planet's surface

We can talk to someone
about a new one.

Wasn't it cool how we could
guide it by moving our hands?

Rev, not the
hot issue right now.

Let's go.

Danger: oh, please...
Oh, please, help me!

What is the cause
of your distress?

Just look at me.

I'm dehydrated, shriveled,
withered, wizened.

I need water!

You just has some


Hey, I'm a duck!
We're big on wet!

Please! Oh, please,
just a drip.

Fine.

Here is your water.

You wouldn't happen to have
a wedge of lemon, would you?

Here's your slice
of lemon.

Lemon...lemon...
Force field.

Can I have a clean up
on aisle 6?

Optiforces, bring
my sister to me.

Now you shall pay
for your defiance,

And you for incompetence.

Watch and learn what happens
to those who disappoint me.

Ah, zadavia,

Are you comfortable?

Not in the slightest!

Good. I wouldn't
want you to nod off

While I destroy your
beloved acmetropolis.

Hey, we made a deal!

You said we could rule
acmetropolis!

And you will...

For the 5 minutes
it has left.

Not gonna happen,
opti-dude.

Aah! Whoa! Unh!

I've had enough,
you one-eyed cyclops!

[Grunting]

I'll take my powers back,
thank you very much.

Ahh.

Time to go home,
acmeworms!

Go and rule your pitiful planet
while you still can!

Whooooooa!

Aaaaaaaaah!

If those guys were
on his side,

I wonder what he does
with his enemies.

Duck?

Aah!
Unh!

What in the world's goin' on?

Optimatus: all hail
your new kings, acmetropolis!

[Sinister laughter]

This way. I'm picking up
some magnetic activity.

I just hope
it leads us to duck.

You again!

Aw, did you miss me?

Aah!

Optiforces,
get in here!

That pesky duck
has escaped.

All forces
sh**t on sight.

I repeat,
sh**t on sight!

Yeah, whoo-hoo...ha ha ha ha.

Can't hit a moving target?

Hey!

Step right up,
hit the duck

And win a prize!

Whoopsie!

Try again.

Unh!

How could zadavia
put up with you?!

Well, for one thing,
I'm very good at parties.

Hey, cyclops!
La la la la la!

Aah! Unh!

Engaging
extermination process.

Slam?!

Bleaaaaaah!

Yikes!

Lexi: yoo-hoo,
metalheads...

How 'bout a game
of whack-a-bot?

Yah! Unh! Huh! Aaaaaa!

Hyah!

Huh!

With my sister
and her loonatics gone,

No one can oppose
my conquest of the universe.

This is the final blow.

Always so dramatic,
optimatus.

Zadavia!

How did you
get free?

Oh, that was me.

I found the off switch.

Unh!

It's about time!

Zadavia could use
some help, duck.

She's got it covered.

Optimatus' worm hole
is gonna send acmetropolis

Off to some kind of
intergalactic meat locker!

Uh, any ideas?

Ace, I may be smart,

But I know diddly about
worm hole technology.

Bow to me!
Admit to my will!

[Struggling]

Wait! The frelengian
universal code!

Zadavia said you could
use it to run everything

From a child's toy
to a warp engine...

To a worm hole!
Get on it.

Oh, swell!

I'll be right back.

[Both struggling]

Too late, zadavia!

'Round and 'round we go!

[Grunting, struggling]

You're feelings
for these creatures

Have made you weak,
zadavia!

Feel this, brother! Unh!

Aaaaaaah!

You go, girlfriend!

[Grunting, growling]

This battle ends here,
zadavia!

No! No!

Aaaaaaaah!

Tech, time's up!

Here goes. Engaging.

All right!
Yes!

Fantastic!
Way to go!

Tech, you shut down
the worm hole.

Well, not shut down,
exactly.

More like relocated.

If we don't escape from
this planetoid immediately,

That worm hole is gonna send
us off to another galaxy

Far, far away.

Everyone, into
my brother's ship.

Zadavia...
Now you'll pay!

Unh!

Aah!
Uhh.

Aaaaaah!

Ahh, that felt good.

Now you'll pay, brother.

No. No!

You can't do
this to me!

This isn't over!
I'll be back!

[Screaming]

Thank you, loonatics.
You've saved me...

And the galaxy.

You are all heroes.
My heroes.

Just for
the record,

She's talking
about me. Hey!

Like you, too,
me do.

What do you think
happened to optamatato?

Zadavia: the worm hole
will re-open in some cold,

Remote part
of the universe.

I doubt we'll be bothered
by him for a long time.

[Shivering]

Ow.

Oh, be quiet!

This is not
the end, zadavia.

I shall seek vengeance
against you

And your accursed
loonatics!

The...the worm hole's gone.

We're saved!

What about
the loonatics?

My guess is they perished
in some stupidly noble way

So that acmetropolis
could survive.

Losers!

Wait. Do you know
what this means?

There's no one left
who can stop us

From taking over
the world!

Danger: greetings, losers.

What up, doc?

All: the loonatics!

Let's get 'em! Ha!