02x06 - Cape Duck

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I know those footprints.

They belong
to the sagittarius stomper.

- Stomper!
- Grr!

Come out
with your hands--aah!

Call the loonatics!

We can't let him
get to the top,

Or it'll be
raining chaos!

Heh heh heh!

He could get hurt
up there.

Sagittarius stomper,

Get down here,
or we're coming up!

That's right! Unh!

I take that as a "no?"

I'll bring him down.

Behold the atomic phase
departiculators.

A.p.d. For short.

So, what is it,

Aside from being
unpronouncaba

It can phase shift
solid to liquid,

And liquid to gas.

So can slam when
he eats too many beans.

Oopsie!

I think the idea
is to change the building

Beneath the stomper's hands
from solid brick to liquid.

With nothing to hold onto,
boom!

He falls right into
our hands.

Ollie ollie oxen free!

Look out!

Stomper's about to drop
something else!

I'm too handsome
to be oxen free!

- No!
- Whoa-h*-h*!

My machine!

Whoa!

At last!
I'm free!

Uh, don't worry.
Everything's under control.

Aah!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ah hee hee hee ha!

Huh?

Aah!

Aah! Oof!

You first.

No, you!

No, you!

Grr! Aah!

Oof! Uhh!

Hold the presses!
What a scoop!

Danger duck
captures stomper!

What a hero!

Duck?

But--but--but--but i--

Oh, dear.

And he's such
a good boy, really.

Why, he never made a peep
after...the accident.

Here, let me show you
his baby pictures!

Ha ha!
Here's my wittle stomper

After the operation.

Cute as a button!

Ok, stomper, time to go
to the slammer.

I'll be back.

And when I do,

I'm gonna...

Get the duck!

* Rockets out! *

* Loonatics bust out *

* Rev, lexi, and tech *

* Slam, and duck *

Work it!

* Ace is cool
and leads the pack *

* Ace's sword
drives 'em back *

* When big, bad bots
smack down jack *

* Lexi's brain blast
makes 'em crack *

* Quackin' in,
quackin' out *

* Duck will make
them traitors shout *

* Activate, regenerate *

* Magnetic powers
levitate *

* Ready, set, let's jet *

Bam, slam!

* Uh, tornado zing
when he models *

* It's set, let's jet! *

* Supersonic rev
heats 'em up *

* At the speed of light *

* It's set, let's jet! *

Work it!

* Set! Let's jet! *

* Whoo! Power
to protect and serve *

* Tons of ego,
lots of nerve *

* Never question,
never swerve *

* Loonatics unleashed! *

So, how did it feel
to take down the stomper

All by yourself?

Did you ever doubt
your chances?

Um, what kind of
breakfast cereal do you eat?

Great. No.

Anything with my picture
on the box.

Ha ha ha!

Gee, and I thought he was
tough to live with before.

Eh, he's just enjoying
his 15 minutes of glory.

My 15 minutes!

It was my invention
that saved the day.

Did I ever tell you
that danger is my middle name?

- Hey!
- Actually, danger
is also his first name,

But I heard he was thinking of
changing his last name

To danger, making him
danger danger danger.

But then when you called him,
he'd never know if you were

Calling him by his first name,
middle name, last name--

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Stop running at the beak.

I can handle my own
interviews.

Mm-hmm!

Were you ever afraid,
mr. Danger?

Oh, no!

A true action hero doesn't

Have time to be afraid.

He's too busy being
ready for action.

Why, I can't even spell
the word fear.

He can't spell
very many words, period.

How do the other loonatics
feel about your saving the day?

Oh, they're used to it.

Eh, but they
do all help.

Uh, I mean, where would
we be without

Ace, driving me
to the action?

And lexi,
cheering me on.

And rev, blathering on.
And slam--well, forget slam.

Huh?

And tech! Tech, he is
our resident mr. Fix-it-guy.

Why, whenever
the toilet backs up,

We always know who to call.

Grr.

But are you worried
about the stomper?

I mean, he's broken out of
every jail he's ever been in!

I'm not worried for--
every jail?

And each time,

He's gotten whoever
put him there.

Oh...

Whoever put him...there?

Ha ha ha!

Nonsense!

No 500-pound thug's gonna

Intimidate danger duck!

Especially when
he's behind bars!

Exactly how
thick are those bars?

Drive?

Cheer?

Fix toilets?

Bad duck!

Hey, hey!
I was quoted out of context.

I'll show you
out of context.

Ow! Hey!

That's no way to treat
a national treasure.

Breaking news.

As one criminal was--

Looks like
we got trouble.

It appears when
our "national treasure"

Saved the day,

He unwittingly unleashed

A bolt that freed

Dr. Dare from

His stony statue prison.

Hey.

You can't make an omelet
without breaking a few eggs.

Dr. Dare's already created
new bots,

And is attacking
the museum of greek history!

Let's go teach dr. Dare
a little something

About the past.

Yep.

Looks like dare's
been here.

So, how are you gonna
save the day this time,

Danger danger duck?

Sorry, but acmetropolis'
favorite action hero

Never reveals his moves
before showtime!

Duck!

What?

I thought we could use
the press.

So I invited him along.

What a scoop!

Getting to watch
a real action hero...

In action!

But what was it
that dr. Dare took?

Look!

The shield of perseus
is missing!

What can you possibly do
with an old shield?

At last!

Get ready, acmetropolis.
I'm back!

And this time,

My conquest of
surface world

Will not be denied!

The shield that holds
the reflection of the face

Of the medusa
is mine!

With it,

I can create

A very unique rock garden.

Ha ha ha!

Good job, team.

I'd give you all raises,
only we don't get paid.

Oh, danger danger duck!

Oh! You shouldn't have.

But in the future,
I prefer daisies.

They came
while you were out.

Well, well.

Must have
a secret admirer

Who has a thing for
brave, handsome action heroes.

Ahem.

"Hope you like the flowers,

'Cause you'll be pushing
them up soon."

How sweet!
"As in 6 feet under them."

"Yours truly,
the stomper."

Uh.

Aah!

Is this some kind
of sick joke?

You did it! 'Fess up!

I know you're all jealous
of my fame.

I was busy fixing what
you broke the whole time.

And I was helping.

You were?

Ha ha!
What's wrong, duck?

I thought you couldn't
spell the word fear.

Fear.

F-e-e...

E...r-e!

Nope, still can't spell it.

Please do not feed
the prisoners.

Keep your hands and feet
away from the bars.

Mr. Danger danger duck,

Exactly why are we here?

Heh heh, well,
I suggested to ace

We come here not
to see if the stomper

Is still locked up.

No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!

I just like to visit

All the bad guys I put away.

Hey! Mad pete,
how's it going?

Get lost,
birdbreath!

No-nose!
See you're keeping fit.

Horse-feather butt!

Peg leg!
Standing tall as always.

Just like a real loser!

What a scoop!

Crimefighter and crime-doer
meet for the first time

After the incident.

Assuming that
he's still locked up.

'Ello, duck!

I've been expecting you.

So, stomper, gonna grovel
before the might of the hero

Who locked you up?

The emperor of good?

Both: emperor of good?

It's just
a possible nickname,

But maybe it's not such
a good idea.

Well, been nice chatting
with you, mr. Stomper, sir.

Gotta go!

Mr. Danger danger duck!

Toodles!

Hmm.

Huh

Agh!

I want my mommy!

Aah!

Ecch!

What?

He's here!
He's here, I tell ya!

He...dropped a cow on me!

A cow?

A big one!

With udders and hooves.
The whole package!

Careful.
He's got a cow,

And he's not afraid
to use it.

See

Yaah!

I think someone's
having a bad dream.

Probably brought on
by a guilty conscience.

For taking credit
he shouldn't have.

Hey, next time
it happens, duck,

Yes

Don't wake us.

Oh, don't worry, I won't.

Ha ha--it--it's not like
I'm afraid.

I just thought
you'd want to know.

Uh, would you mind leaving
the door open a crack?

They're right.

Probably just
an overactive imagination.

There's only one thing
for an action hero to do.

Hide in terror!

At last I'll have
my revenge!

And when I'm done,

Acmetropolis will rock
but not roll.

Ha ha!

You got rocks
in your head

If you think
you'll get away with this!

Let's see how you all
like being statues forever!

Ha ha ha!

Rise, my boulder army!

Time to rock!

Nice one, lex!

Time to phase out
these rocks.

Foiled again!

No!

What?

Oh! Uhh!

Aah!

Oh!

Great job, tech.

Hold the presses!

Gee, another crime solved.

What a scoop!

Duck does it again!

Ah, no, no, no!

It was tech
who saved the day.

Oh, yeah!
He's the hero!

Yep, tech's the man!

That's tech,
t-e...ka

And, uh, he was the one
who really captured

The stomper, too.

Yeah, he deserves
all the blame--

I--i mean, credit.

In one of the most
heroic acts ever seen,

Tech e. Coyote saved
acmetropolis

From the fearsome
dr. Dare.

It has been learned
that credit for the capture

Of the infamous stomper
also belongs

To our new hero,
and his a.p.d. Invention.

Ahh. All's now
right with the world.

Whoa!

Looks like someone
has a secret admirer.

"Dear tech,
your days are numbered.

And it's a very low number.

Your friend"--

"The stomper."

Ha! I--i mean, ha.

Must be some kind
of joke, right?

But, better you
than me, eh?

"P.s. I'm still gonna
get the duck, too."

You took the shudder
right out of my mouth.

Now, you know
we're just here

To make ace feel at ease.

Yes!
We don't want ace

To be nervous
about the stomper.

Thanks, guys.

You can all let go
of my hands now.

Both: aah!

Ahem. Oh.

If you don't mind,

I was taking a nap.

See? Told you
he was here.

Use one of your gizmos
to check the cell.

Ah, yep.
Completely impregnable.

Nothing and no one
could get out.

All right.

Nothing to do
but go home

And get
a good night's sleep.

Funny thing about sleep.

You never know
if you're gonna wake up.

New hobby?

It makes the years
just fly by.

- No, really.

I've been planning this
vacation for months.

Didn't I tell ya?

Uh, no.

Lexi?

Didn't tell me.

Slam?

I thought he said

He didn't need to have one.

You can't take
too many vacations

When you're fighting crime.

Keeps you sharp
as a p*stol.

I second that.

I've always wanted to see

The other side of the world.

Look, guys.
We saw the stomper.

He's safe behind bars.

The stomper?

What are you
talking about?

We're not leaving because
that bloodthirsty maniac

Swore to get revenge
and keeps dropping

Heavy objects on us
wherever we go.

Absolutely not!

- Aah!
- Yikes!

We promise to write!

Every day.

Huh.

Well, uh,
time to turn in.

Yeah, I'm beat.

All this hiding,
I mean, vacationing,

Is a lotta work.

'Ello, yous two!

It's him.
It--it--it's him!

Both: aah!

Isn't it bad enough
that he's here

Without making it
easy for him?

Don't worry.

I've activated
a sophisticated booby trap.

This is better than
clubbing fish in a barrel.

And I've done that.

Huh?

Getting us trapped first
was part of the bigger trap

To lure the stomper closer.

That was brilliant!

Both: aah!

Brilliantly idiotic!
Run!

Ollie ollie oxen free!

Argh!

Ooh!

Both: oof!

Oh, maybe hiding
in the sewers

Wasn't such a great idea.

Now we're really trapped
like rats.

Huh?

Both: aah!

Hey, wait.
Put me down!

I'll take care
of you first.

Then, it's your turn.

Duck.

Hey, take your time, buddy.

No hurry.
What am I doing?

I'm danger duck,

The bravest action hero
on the planet.

See? It even says so
in print

And the press
never lies!

Sagittarius stomper!

I demand that you drop
the coyote,

Or face the wrath
of danger duck!

Oh, you got some beak
on you, you do.

Now let's see
if you can back it up!

Uhh-yah!

Thanks, duck.

Is that the best
you can do?

That always
makes me angry,

And I like being angry!

That statement's rather
ironic and profound,

If you ask me.

No one asked you.

There's only
one thing to do.

Beg for mercy?

Your water power!

You know, I nearly
forgot about that.

Eat water, stomper!

Aqua dense!

Aah!

He--he's too strong!

Don't give up.
You can do it!

Aah!

Uhh-unh!

Ow! Uhh!

Uhh...

Nice vacation package.

Who's your travel agent?

Ace? Lexi!
But how?

Lexi's super ears.

She picked up the stomper's
distant whistling.

So we followed
the follower.

I follow. But how did
he get out of jail?

He didn't.

I got a little surprise
for you fellas.

What's this?



Oh, great. Twice the ugly
for half the fun.

I figured it all out
from the clues.

Pink toothbrush,
crocheting,

And then it comes to me.

Stomper's mum used to be
a leading bionic scientist.

She was the one who built
stomper's arms and legs.

He's really a good boy.

She switched places
with sonny boy

Back when
he was captured,

Leaving the real
sagittarius stomper

Free to get
his revenge on duck,

While giving him
an airtight alibi.

I told you
he was a good boy.

Yeah. The stomper
and his mum

Will be locked up,
once and for all.

Wow! Mr. Ace bunny,
you figured all that out?

Actually, it was all
part of my intricate plan

To serve justice.

When you're dealing with
a criminal like the stomper,

You're basically dealing
with a dumb animal.

I knew by using my wits

The poor, pathetic beast

Wouldn't stand a chance.

It was only a matter of time

Before I hooked my prey

And had him, uh--yah!

Begging?

Ha ha!

Love to stay and reminisce,

But late for my workout.

Run for your life!

Oh!

Yah aah aah! Help!

It's him! It's him!

Oh, please!
No more dropping things!

Not another cow!