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02x08 - The Hunter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Loonatics Unleashed". Aired: September 17, 2005 – May 5, 2007.*
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Unlike previous Looney Tunes-related shows, Loonatics Unleashed has a darker tone and takes place in a post-apocalyptic setting, following multiple minor story arcs.

02x08 - The Hunter

Post by bunniefuu »

This is station alpha,
come in.

Request permission to land.

They're not responding.

Warning! Warning!

Security breach. Cell block


Really heavy.
Ha ha ha!

Stealing seems like
the right step

Back on the wrong road.

Ace: there's the car
stolen from the prison.

Danger: yeah, but who's
the crook that took it?

So that answers
who busted out of the pokey.

Strange. I never knew
massive had a taste for art.

When you're that big, you
pretty much have

A taste for anything.

- Ooh! Look out!

Aah!

Yahh!

Huah!

Aaahh!

Well, mr. Big-and-tall,

Looks like it's just
you and me.

Ooh, at wong wast,

I've got you wight
where I want you.

Nighty-night, wabbit.

* Rockets out!

* Loonatics bust out

* Rev, lexi, and tech

* Slam, and duck

Work it!

* Ace is cool
and leads the pack *

* Ace's sword
drives 'em back *

* When big, bad bots
smackdown, jack *

* Lexi's brain blast
makes 'em crack *

* Quackin' in,
quackin' out *

* Duck will make
them traitors shout *

* Activate, regenerate

* Magnetic powers
levitate *

Bam, slam!

* Uh, tornado zing
when he models *

* It's set. Let's jet!

* Supersonic rev
heats 'em up *

* At the speed of light

* It's set. Let's jet!

* Set! Let's jet!

* Whoo! Power
to protect and serve *

* Tons of ego,
lots of nerve *

* Never question,
never swerve *

* Loonatics unleashed!

Nighty-night, wabbit.

Huh? Oof!

Rrrrr!

Aaah-unh!

Wait'll he gets a taste
of the fudd bwaster.

Aiyee-ahh!

Nnnnnngh!

Ooh, gotcha in my sights.

Danger: step back, ace.
I'll take it from here.

Yyaaaaaa-ha ha ha!
Unh!

Heh heh. Farewell,
loonatics.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah. Thanks
for the assist, duck.

Unh! Oh, hey. Yeah,
just doing my part.

Now I think I'm gonna take
a little nappy-poo.

Let's get sleeping beauty
back to hq.

A-ha!

Come on, step out, you.

Drat!

Ooh, I'll get you
next time.

There's more than one way
to catch a wascawwy wabbit.

I heard they transferred

The greatest criminals
of all time

To this prison.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the loser-tics.

What brings you
to the slammer?

Otto the odd.

Always nice to see
an unfriendly face.

Locked away
where it belongs.

I missed you, too.

Perhaps we might
exchange emails.

You can add me
to your buddy list.

More like add you to my "odd
little bugs to stomp on" list.

Ha ha! Now,
that's a good one.

Loonatics! I'm glad
you could come.

Yes, yes. Of course
you are.

If you want an autograph,

You'll have to go
through my website.

So mr. Personality managed to
slip out of his cuffs.

Yes. One minute,
massive was here.

The next, gone.

Well, he wouldn't
have escaped

If you used something better

Than this flimsy
laser bar security.

Yyaaaaahhh-ohh-oh!

A little help, please!

Ahh-ha ha ha!

Police remain puzzled
by last week's disappearance

Of acmetropolis' top artist
scooter bullock.

Several of his paintings
were reported stolen

From the acmetropolis
museum of fine arts.

Wet's see if I can fwush
this wabbit out of his hole.

Ah, wabbit twacks.

Wooks wike wabbit season
has begun.

No wabbit's ever escaped
my invisible neutwon net.

I think it's kinda hard
to think

On an empty stomach.

Hmm...

Ha!

- Aahh!

Uhh...

No! Slam! No! Noooooo!

Waaaaa-hee-hee-yaah!

Oof!

Ace, check this out.

Looks like massive's
got a new interest.

This one in singing
space cowboys.

That's the western museum,

Belonging to hopalong chiron

And his robo-horse thunder.

Let's jet!

I left slam and rev at hq

To keep tabs on massive.

Any sign of him, guys?

Yeah, you don't say.

Uh, but don't.
My stomach's turning.

Rev, you'll be our eyes
and ears.

Ok, time to saddle up,
boys and girls.

Don't see
mr. Mean-and-green anywhere.

Let's spread out,
loonatics.

Oh!

Hey!

An "excuse me" might be
in order.

Hmm. It looks like massive
found what he came for.

What would massive want
with hopalong's horse?

Ha ha ha!

Hold it right there, slim!

Wike sh**ting bunnies
in a bawwel.

One of my favowite sports.

No one stands up
to massive.

Ha ha! Looks like
it's time

To kick some massive butt.

Gotcha, wabbit!

Huah! Aah--unh!

How embarrassing.

Did I just see
what's not there?

Hi-h*, thunder! Away!

That wascawwy wabbit
is pwoving

A tougher adversawwy
than I pwedicted.

No matter.

Ewectwo j. Fudd
is the gweatest hunter

Who ever wived!

Soon enough, that wabbit

Will be my gweatest twophy.

Tech, were you able
to find anything

That we can use
to track massive?

I did a complete
body-sweep of duck,

And found something
very strange.

Just tell me
it's not moving. Ugh.

It's a hair
that doesn't belong to him

Or any of us.

I ran it through
my d.n.a. Reconstructor.

The analysis should be
just about ready.

I know him!
That's electro j. Fudd.

He comes from a long line
of famous hunters.

I wonder what he's doing
with massive?

That loser?

Fudd? Doesn't look like
much of a hunter.

Are you kidding?

The fudds have been
great hunters

Since the beginning of time.

There was elmer j. Fudd,

Who hunted down the world's
biggest squirrel.

Until the squirrel
went nuts.

Nanooka j. Fudd,
known for his hunting

Of aquatic mammals.
Before he disappeared.

Ahab j. Fudd, who hunted
a mysterious great whale,

Before the big chomp.

And cro-magnon j. Fudd,
who hunted

The great wooly mammoth.

Before the big stomp.

But what could he possibly
be hunting in acmetropolis?

Looks like a break-in
at granny fudge cookies.

I have a feeling
when we find massive,

We'll find fudd.

Ooh, I wove it when a pwan
comes together.

That wabbit's pwaying
wight into my hands.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, hooray!

Thank you!

Our secret weapon
against a cookie attack.

Slam, you're despicable.

We've gotta get massive
out in the open.

Tech, you ready?
Good to go!

Spread out!

[Humming
ride of the valkyries]

Ok, buster.

Let's see
if you have a taste

For the power-eggs
of danger duck!

Whaaa--

Oof!

Nice way to treat
one of acmetropolis'

Beloved crimefighters.

Rev! The old circle
stumble play.

Ohh!

Mm, the circle stumble
play

Is one of my all-time
favorites!

I'm all over it!

Fudd: come to papa!

I certainly hope you're not
thinking of running the old

Circle stumble play
without danger du--

Huahh! Wha-wha-wha...

Not exactly the move
I had in mind.

Got ya right in my sights.

Danger:

Oof! Whoa!

Whaa

Ehh, what's up, fudd?

Uh-oh. Jig's up.

Aahhh-ha-ha!

Oh. Ahem.

Old metal-head
was nothing but a robot.

Massive's c.p.u.
Might just contain

Some useful information.

Tech, get that robot brain
back to the lab.

We gotta learn all about it
and fudd.

Evewy time I have
that wabbit wocked in,

That misewable duck
screws it up.

Seems that I've been hunting
the wong woonatic.

Now it's duck season.

Heh heh heh.

I did some snooping
and found

That hopalong chiron
and granny fudge

Also went missing
around the time

Scooter bullock disappeared.

All tops in their fields.

So what's the connection

Between a great hunter
like fudd

And a rampaging robot?

Well, hunters are known
for their decoys.

A decoy

Maybe the fuddmeister
has a collection going on.

And all that's left
is to add

The top crimefighter
in acmetropolis.

Well, that would have
to be me.

That would have to be ace.

Very funny.

It's time to turn
the tables on the hunter

And make him the huntee.

When fudd sees me all alone,

He won't be able to resist
making his move.

Isn't this pretty risky?

It's the only way
to flush him out

And get him to lead us to where
he's holding the others.

World's best crimefighter,
my eye.

I don't remember voting
on that.

If you're a rabbit, everyone's
kissing your fluffy white.

But if you're a duck,
it's a boot to the kiester

And a trip
to the chinese deli,

Where you hang upside-down
inside a golden glass cage.

It's all so despicable.

Fire!

I gotcha!
Hey!

Don't bother to twy
quacking out.

It's coated
with anti-quacking gel.

Let me out of here

Or face the wrath
of danger duck.

Ooh. It's an honor to meet
the gweatest of aww time.

I'll show--

Did you just call me
the greatest of all time?

Why, yes I did.
Because it's twue.

Ha, I knew it!
Whoa!

I am the greatest--

Hey, shouldn't I be taking
you back to prison?

Ahh! Excellent work,
mr. Fudd.

Of course. I'm the gweatest
hunter of aww time.

I always bwing in my duck.

Unnh! Ahh!

And now for my weward.

Ha ha ha, in time.

I have a vewy special
weward for you.

Like what I've done
with the place?

Wow, check out the bling.

Do all the other prisoners
get such a snazzy cell?

Maybe crime does pay.

Not exactly.

You might say I gave myself
a promotion

And I'm now the one
in charge.

Duck. So good
to see you again.

Whaa-ha-ha-ha!

So the top watchdog here

Is nothing but a bucket
of bolts.

Just like the one
of massive you destroyed.

Massive was
an excewwent decoy.

Nngah!

The real massive
is still locked up nearby.

Fantastically real,
aren't they?

Boinky-oink
was the greatest clown

In intergalactic history.

Yeah, that's what
the world needs.

Another annoying clown.

It's not like he's
a real action hero.

Ah, that's why
you're here.

In your honor,
I'm going to give you

A place for all eternity.

Um...uh, what exactically
do you mean by

"A place for eternity"?

As the greatest showman
of all time,

I enjoy collecting the greatest
figures of all time.

Scooter bullock.

The greatest artist
of all time.

Hopalong chiron.

The greatest singing
space cowboy

Of all time.

Granny fudge.

The greatest cookie maker
of all time.

Hey. That's all the stuff
old metal-head snatched.

Soon, you'll
take your place

Alongside all the others.

'Scuse me, I don't want
to seem ungrateful,

But greatest action hero
or not,

No one is freezing
this duck.

Oh, no, no, no.

I believe there's been
a little misunderstanding.

Ha ha ha, you're being
frozen as the greatest

Screw-up action hero
of all time! Ha ha ha!

Screw

Hey! I don't have to stand
for this.

Aah!

Actually, you'll be
lying down

With an anvil on your head.

And you, my dear
hunter fwiend,

I have quite a surprise
for you, too.

A suwpwise

How dewightful!

As the galaxy's greatest
hunter,

I'm gonna freeze you, too.

You can't be sewious.

Oh, I am sewious.

Your display will be
right next to danger duck.

Your greatest conquest.

Wait! You can't do this.

I'm scheduled
for a feather wax next week.

Come on, baldy.

Oh, my.
That is no way to behave

As guests in my home.

Olly olly oxen free!

You can run,

But there's no place
to hide!

Huh?

The mountain climber.

And little murray.

Heh. Heh heh heh.

I know where you are.

Huh? Oh. Not here.

Hmm...

Ha ha ha!

Mm, you're mine now.

Gotcha!

The cowboy?

Mmm, hmm-hmm!

- Shh!

Gotcha! Huh? Ohh...

No!

Ehh, what's up, doc?

B

I figured one good
robot scam deserves another.

Very good.
Except for one thing.

I figured
one robot scam

Robot scam deserved
another robot scam.