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01x01 - Beanstalk Blues

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Cave Kids". Aired: September 29 – November 17, 1996.*
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Series follows the adventures of Pebbles Flintstone and Bamm-Bamm Rubble as prehistoric pre-schoolers with Dino, the Flintstone family's pet dinosaur, as their babysitter.

01x01 - Beanstalk Blues

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believe run the C

KY and we jump on the back of a dragon

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fly as you sore through the air maybe

you'll know

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why everybody wants to be a cave kid CU

cave kids are brave kids in a world

where imagination Liv doing what nobody

else ever did everybody wants to be a

cave kid okay kids C kids can see us

playing on a dinosaur

RI everybody wants to be

a everybody wants to be a

G have you ever had one of those days

when you're as hot as a Sizzle and chili

pepper who would have thought on a day

like today that bam bam and I could

learn something really important we were

just watering the garden to keep it cool

and and then we got to the bean stock

with a little water and a lot of make

Lea it started to grow and grow and we

did too when suddenly a giant came down

and took Doo away why would he want Dino

all I knew is that Dino's our friend and

we had to get him back he'd do the same

for us now the only way to get up the

Giants being stuck is to help each other

there's got to be an easier way that's

when we help some someone else who

wasn't our friend at the time friend or

not he needed our help you troublemakers

Haven't Heard the Last of Me what are

you doing here imagine this guy had

never heard of people helping each other

in my experience it's always been every

bug for himself we're here to get our

friend Dino back so he helped us get up

to the Giant's house where poor Dino was

trapped in the cage are you sure this is

the dinosaur that lays the golden eggs I

don't have have to be sure I'm a

giant once the giant left we let Dino

out now up the wall and out the window

not so fast now we're really in trouble

what's going to happen next come on

hurry stick around and you'll find out

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[Applause]

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no was cool now

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that is Garden hot too

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cool a c

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stop you got

Tomatoes I want a p St

Jack SP

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stock

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Treasures you're the

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giant y y

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G that's big

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wow wow that's a lot of me

enough burps in those babies to fly a

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[Applause]

balloon the expressway to the Giant's

treasure oh it's also the Giant's

Expressway to us

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five run look

out

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the oh no the giant took our Dino why

would he want Dino I don't know we just

need to go get him back I'm not that

curious no time for jokes bab bam it's

time to show that we're loyal to our

friend Dino let's get him right PEB he'd

do the same for us he'd be loyal even if

there was a big old giant trying to stop

him yeah even if there was

the I don't know about that well I do

giant or no giant up we

go give me a boost

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there's got to be an easier

way sure we'll just grow up to be

Giants I'll pass who wants to wear

shorts the size of a circus

tent or eat from Freight cars instead of

plates or take a bath in a lake hey if

we were giants nobody could make me take

a bath

anymore oh let go let go help me help me

stop that over to yourself back on

somebody's making a big noise that's

because he's in big trouble come on help

somebody anybody oh

oh let go of him

featherhead pick on somebody your own

size I'll go away Kid you're bothering

me she told you to let go of

him

ouch I'll teach you brat to mind your

own business

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just for the record bamster he's not a

duck he's a

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crow

touche touche you you little son

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[Applause]

off what are you going to do with that

testing a theory what

theory that birds are

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[Laughter]

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ticklish I care about enough of you too

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you troublemakers haven't heard the last

of

me so what are you doing here excuse me

you were calling for help don't you

remember technicalities my question is

what do you think you would doing

climbing my beant stalk we're chasing a

giant huh that clown he uses my stalk

like he owns it up and down up and down

and now here you two are without so much

as a Maybe please climb your bean

St excuse

me if this traffic continues I'm going

to end up

homeless but what can a pine siiz pest

like me do about it pardon me well Pine

siiz are not we're here to help our

friend yeah he's in trouble sure sure

and you're not at all in interested in

the giant's treasure right the Giant's

treasure oh no we are not here for

Treasure we're here to get our friend

Dino

back and help you if you need

us in my experience it's always been

every bug for

himself then again you did save my

feelers from the Giant's Crow while we

were still strangers

beg your pardon but now we're friends

right right and we promise never to hurt

your bean

stock yeah yeah right pardon

me we just need to finish climbing this

thing I figure the sooner you are out of

my

life the safer my home will be we'll use

my elevator elevator sure you don't

think I'm going to climb the stairs do

you I don't mean to be rude Mr Bug but

why do you hiccup all the time I am a

bean stalk bug I beans baked broiled

shish kebabs anyway I can get

them they do have that downside however

let's go time's a was and got to get you

out of here

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first I love

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technology top floor giant crin a

specializ bad news pardon

me we made it

finally problem is are we going to be

able to get back

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now that's a honey of a bee we're in

enough trouble Bam Bam without your bad

jokes I don't think my jokes could make

things any

worse don't be so

modest how are we ever going to get in

there we can knock real loud you're just

full of ideas aren't you like a being

stuck by is full of beans excuse

me how about an idea we could use

huh maybe we could use that great idea

Bam

Bam but how do we get up there hey I did

my part it's your turn we're Partners

remember

Partners uh-oh why are you looking at me

like that

me and my big

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mouth this better

work don't be grumpy or you'll Wilt and

then we've had it okay okay just stand

still and think like a flower flowers

don't think neither do

you it's a perfect disguise it's working

already shh don't move

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I don't think I like

this come on B I'm coming wait for

me we'll just show him yeah but I don't

think old pointy pants is too happy

about hitchhikers we'll just show him

what he wants to see

you think we can land some place soft of

course uh-oh what's the matter the Beast

is not paying attention to my flower

anymore and that's why look

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needs more

butter

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looko right in the middle of the old

Giant's treasure let's grab him and go

home uh-oh too

late well dinosaur

any

progress still no golden

eggs feisty little

Slowpoke H boss are you sure this is the

dinosaur that lays the golden eggs am I

sure I don't have to be

sure I'm a j

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and what I want I get or else get

it yeah I get it I get

it and there for you chubby no golden

eggs no food and the food around here is

great makes you big and

strong like me

needs more butter told you sh we'll be

back and I better see some

eggs yeah golden eggs shut up yeah boss

no

problem that our chance right behind

you Dino are you okay

quiet he'll hear

you hey what's all the noise we got an

EG you are you guys going to get it

now boss boss trouble give me a

boo

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no and you you're a present Big

M wait hey take it

easy can't we work

out down down get away help help

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help yes but getting out of here is

going to be

sticky a sticky situation calls for a

sticky

solution quick spread some honey on

Dino's feet

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Pebbles you're a genius now up the wall

and out the window not so

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fast where do you think you're going

with my golden eggs home you big Dino

Napper Go Dino

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go come back here did we lose all dark

and

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ugly

uh-uh come on hurry you really did come

up here to help a friend didn't

you quick in here it's my turn to help

you going down Express to the bottom

floor excuse me

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a look he's going to get us unless we

cut down the beanock no bam ma remember

we promise never to hurt the beant stalk

stand back I'm going to show that big

blow hard just who owns this beant

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stalk all right jumbo here's where I get

rough

pardon no hey stop I'm not

ticklish I'm not ticklish I tell you I'm

not

ticklish get away you can't make me

laugh I won't laugh I I

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I and stay off my bean stalker I'll

really get

rough yes

boss I should have done that a long time

ago thanks you were

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terrific and we promise to take good

care of your beant

stock what more could I ask

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this good

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brother B

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treasure okay be

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St yeah

[Laughter]

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hi I'm Pebbles I'm Bam Bam we just went

to Giant land the giant hand only little

me that's right up the bean we did go

chasing the

Giants guess who res you poor Dino only

little me and hey there giant why you

grow so tall don't you know it's so much

better being very small we weren't

brightened by your giant size we up and

resed your Giant Eyes those giant eyes

were giant size weren't they bam bam

yeah they were huh then we all three

tried to squeeze into two

treat gu you made the giant sneeze only

little me hey there giant why you so

tall don't you know it's so much better

being very small we W frightened by your

voice so loud when you started shouting

we just PL our ears up with that

cloud hey I helped him and I helped her

and Dino helped us both for sure we rode

down on the elevator run by little L

that's right hey there giant now we're

safe and sound like our little garden we

are happy on the ground hey there giant

won you be our friend we might come to

see you with that ever again but I hope

it doesn't me too

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la la la la la la la la you can count on

little little little little little

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boogaboo

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