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01x06 - Of Mice and Moon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Cave Kids". Aired: September 29 – November 17, 1996.*
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Series follows the adventures of Pebbles Flintstone and Bamm-Bamm Rubble as prehistoric pre-schoolers with Dino, the Flintstone family's pet dinosaur, as their babysitter.

01x06 - Of Mice and Moon

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run the cave

sky and we jump on the back of a dragon

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fly as we sort through the air maybe

you'll know

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why everybody wants to be a cave kid cuz

cave kids are brave kids in a world

where imagination lives doing what

nobody else ever did everybody wants to

be a cave kid okay kids C kids can you

see us playing on a dinosaur

RI everybody wants to be

a everybody wants to be a

g hi I'm back for another wild adventure

with my best friends Dino and bamb Bam

this time we try to solve the mystery of

the disappearing Moon wouldn't it be

great if I could make believe I was

older and Bam Bam could too just a

imagine what it would be like to fly to

the moon when we get out of space we'd

have to break through gravity what's

gravity beeds me but that's what

astronauts always ask there might be

chocolate chips flying past our ship Yep

they're chocolate all right Y and a real

Milky Way run by real flying space cows

you want regular or chocolate what is

the moon made of feels funny it smells

funny too

it's

cheese I bet we'd meet some mighty

strange characters like I'm the woman in

the moon or w What in the Moon is that

well that's my cheese crawler or a very

silly Mouse you can to eat me Cheese

Quake nah that's just my tummy telling

me it's snack time I eat when I get

lonely what if these two neighbors were

the only ones on the moon and they

didn't get along don't answer that

wouldn't it be great if they learned to

be friends it's hard to be friends with

somebody who doesn't talk to you it's

impossible to be friends with somebody

you don't even know is there be nice to

have somebody to talk to nobody ever

talks to me want to see what happens

when outer space neighbors have to find

a way to get along grab your space

helmet and let's go prepare for landing

oh

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ohy

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[Applause]

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do

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know bye

I no

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oh we're in the cosmos pilot Pebbles to

co-pilot Bam Bam have we escaped the

Earth's gravity yet what's gravity me me

but that's what astronauts always ask

look at

that oh yum looks like chocolate chips

we better run some tests on

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these oh yep they're chocolate all right

[Laughter]

yum all we need now is some

milk we got Dippers

full you want regular or

chocolate we must be passing through the

Milky Way galaxy

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wow

awesome prepare for

landing activate landing

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gear oh the ground feels kind of funny

it smells funny

too but it doesn't taste bunny it's

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cheese oh this Moon would go great on a

brono

[Laughter]

burger a double brle burger

with fries in a

shake you know Bam Bam the Milky Way is

a very fattening

Galaxy well let's start looking

[Applause]

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around oh where are

we no place we want to be stand back

hurry I hear somebody coming oh I got

him I got him oh I don't believe it but

I do believe it huh after

you just go where do you cheese Cokes

think you're

going as far away from here as

possible nice try who are

you I know this uh maybe you're no

hints okay just one where am I the Moon

the Moon the Moon the Moon am I getting

warmer don't answer

that all right one more clue what am I

you're a woman a woman oh yes I've got

it now I'm the moon in the woman I mean

I'm the woman in the

moon I thought it was the Man in the

Moon well do I look like a man don't

answer that why are you two eating my

moon you can answer that all we had was

a little teeny teeny taste you don't

think we could eat a whole Moon do you

well someone's trying to and it was you

I found in my cage and your Footprints

everywhere see those aren't our

Footprints you can't fool me of course

they're not your Footprints well then

who are they they look like they belong

to a Mouse a mouse are you a mouse don't

answer that you have to answer that a

mouse has big round

ears a sharp poy nose easy and they live

in theme pars and stuff anywhere there's

food to eat like

cheese so would you say a mouse looks

something like that right and he looks

like the biggest hungriest cheesy in his

mou in the universe and on a moon made

of cheese that spells trouble

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Cheese Quake hurry let's get out before

it CES

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in you too sure have an appetite today

it's not us remember oh right the mouse

he eats the moon faster than I can make

it cheese wheels it's driving me crazy

crazy come on

quick what w What in the Moon is

that well that's my cheese crawler we're

going to make more

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moon this is my co-pilot and quality

control expert cud chewer you can just

call her

chewy hi I'm Pebbles and this is my

friend bamb

bam

ha kind of a limited vocab ulary not if

you're a cow fill her up

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chewy okay we're full let's get

cheesy milk fat generator

activated turbo turns at maximum gometer

on

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overdrive and

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engorge wow what are those reats well

we're safe as long as we don't have

crackers uh-oh we're too late

Cheesequake brace yourselves oh this is

a big one that last one must have just

been the appetizer hold on for the main

course

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I can't get full power oh we're

stuck jeez pizzas well that's it I quit

quit you can't quit no well then I'm

fired that moose can eat all he wants

Mouse him too if you quit what's going

to happen to the Moon don't no don't

care not my problem

anymore oh she wants to go for help but

she's got no way to get there well she

could use her ship the sooner the better

it's going to be dangerous around here

with that big muskrat house eating us

out of house and moon is there anything

else we can do well yes maybe you can

trap him I don't know about trapping him

but maybe we could talk to him if we can

find him well might like Dark Places

while they're

digesting yeah we can check out the Dark

Side of the Moon well you'll have to go

by yourselves I haven't even finished

cheesing this side yet I thought you

quit huh me quit no oh yes yes I did I

did quit and I still do

goodbye did you have to remind her Bam

Bam do you think she really means it

chewy what' she

say I hope you know what we're doing of

course we're saving the Moon

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we better get going while we still have

a moon to stand

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on it's awfully dark out here let me

know if you see any Bri

bats I'll bat him right out of the

park maybe we should have gone back home

and never see the moon again no

way besides chewy has our ship and I'm

not giving up till we find that Mouse

and talk some sense into him that poor

Mouse I'm glad I'm on your side look

we're on the right track let's see where

they

go hope it's not much farther we've

already walked through a GAA gorge in a

fondu swamp

I think we found him that must be his

cheese Cottage or his cottage

cheese

YooHoo any Mouse

home decorations are kind of cheesy

definitely early American

cheddar look a cheese seller is this

mouse guy into cheese or what he's got

half the moon stach down

there cheese steers

gotcha you're not going to steal my

cheese we don't want your

cheese why is there something wrong with

it no we're looking for

you you're going to eat me what that's

not very nice no we wanted to talk to

you you did Gee nobody ever talks to me

why not cuz there's nobody on the moon

to talk to there's nothing to do but eat

I try to talk to myself but I'm kind of

hard to understand with my mouth full of

cheese but there is somebody to talk to

the woman in the moon no kidding yeah I

guess I've been too busy eating to

notice yeah she's the lady who makes all

the cheese Che quick nah that's just my

tummy telling me it's snack time bye

wait come back don't leave us here 99

mountains of cheese on the moon 99 P of

cheese you chopped one down put on some

pounds 98s of cheese on the mo we've got

to stop him before he eats the whole

Moon don't worry I'll get us out of

here who have thought that a mouse would

invent a better people

trap let's see if we can invent a not so

heavy chunk of cheese well if the mouse

were trapped in here what would he do

hey bone up for

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cheese we'll be out of here in no

time let's try it

again I'll help this time

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[Applause]

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after you thanks I think I

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will no I'm

stuck run Bam Bam

run

right if we can get the cheese crawler

out of that crater we can make more

cheese if I could lift my feet I can

walk bamster look cow's jumping over the

moon in our

spaceship I think help has arrived we've

got to make some cheese before we all

fall

off okay Chewy I'll start the cheese

crawler you go back can push where you

are

PBS ready when you

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[Applause]

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are hey W hit the brakes

stop maybe this

one sorry that was a sour cream overflow

valve

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you look a sours that cream but cheer up

bams we're making

progress the Moon is shrinking fast we

need to make cheese now oh I don't know

how to make cheese it can't be that hard

just push buttons the crawler does all

the work

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ice cream we've arrived I don't think so

don't the buttons are stuck not that I'm

complaining yum just keep

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[Applause]

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trying this tastes different ice Chee

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oh this bus is always late oh well

finally it's about time

huh are we glad to see you we unstuck

your crawler and found the

mouse looks to me like he's found

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us what's the matter well we're all

about to fall off Off the Bench no the

Moon where' it all go in there you ate

it all but I don't get it somebody

always makes more yeah me but you ate

too much too fast and I'm pooped I eat

when I get lonely I don't have anyone to

talk to so I eat all the time you know I

used to be a size five well the woman in

the moon doesn't have anybody to talk to

either you could be neighbors yeah it's

good to know your neighbors that's how

Pebbles and I became friends oh it' be

nice to have somebody to talk to I get

tired of talking to myself no I don't

well yes I do hi I'm Lenny no I'm not

yes I am just kidding What's Your Name

woman in the moon but my new friends

call me woman in the moon oh no they

don't oh yes they

do I like you guys maybe we could play

part cheesy sometime I promise not to

eat the pieces right now I need to make

more Moon the neighborhood's getting a

little crowded oh forget it you're too

late at least our ship sometime to take

us home come on girls we got a full moon

to

make happy cheese making happy cheese e

bye see you later bye

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why

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Mo

baby b

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1 2 3 we now we're on our way spinning

around around on a Mero around across

the Milky Way oh we will be in Moon

orbit soon ding ding we're going to sing

for the woman in the moon what do you

sing for the woman in the moon anyway

bam bam I don't know maybe something

like like booo k k

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likeing bang

bangang Lang that's thing for the woman

in the moon okay if you say so

there's the diers see the milk and on

the way back we'll have a nice snack of

chocolate metor and there some Moon

beams in tune let's rehearse our course

andse for the woman in the moon Billy

bow booly

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kly bing bang bang Wy Wang w w bing

bangy bang ly Lang long long that's what

you think to the woman in the

moon she sure to like it if we get it

right she might even like it if it's

wrong yeah and you know the is fill with

starsight let's invite them all to sing

along and you kids at home sing along

too yeah

Billy Boo Bo k k

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k bo bo bo

Bing bangang Wy Wang w w Bing bangang

Lang long that's what you sing to the

woman in the

moon that's what you to the woman in the

Moon

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aaoo

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