03x02 - Invisible Jake/Who's a Pretty Bird?

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of
Never Land, a hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans of
Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

- [screaming]
- ♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

[Bucky dings]

- Yo-h*!
- ♪ Jake and the Never
Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

- Let's go!
- ♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We set the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!
Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password...

"Yo-h*-h*!"

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] Invisible Jake.

[Izzy] I love hiking
in Never Land.

There is no better way
to see the sights.

Speaking of sights,
lay your peepers on that.

The creepy ruins of
the Pirate Magician's Lair.

Just where my map said
it would be. Let's go.

Oh, dear, not that place.

Those creepy ruins
give me the... the creepies.

Which is exactly why
we'll let the popinjays
search for treasure

then take whatever they find.

Won't the pirate
magician stop them?

That conjurer disappeared
centuries ago.

Those treasures shall be mine.

Sir, you be one
villainous villain, says I.

Why, thank you, Sharky.

You may skip your
bath this year.

- [laughs]
- Ooh, lucky you!

Whoa! Check it out.

It's the ancient pirate
magician's workshop.

Crackers! It's full
of old magical stuff.

Lookee what I found.

Some kind of old pirate
magician hat.

Yay-hey! I found a magic wand.

What's that old pirate
magic word?

Hocus-Piratical-Pocus!

Izzy? Aww, c-c-coconuts!

Oh, relax, matey.
It's just a spell.

I'm not stuck
this way.

Yay-hey,
this beard is itchy.

- Much better.
- [laughing]

Check it out, mateys.
An old ring.

I wonder what it does.

Try it on, Jake,
and we'll see.

[all] He's gone!

[Jake] No, I'm not, mateys.
I'm right here.

Where? We can't see you.

I'm right here.

Ahoy, Jake.
We see where you are.

Wow!

When you put the ring on,
you turn invisible.

Can I give it a try?

Now you're invisible, Cubby.

[Cubby] No, I'm not.
[giggles] I'm a skeleton.

Have you seen my musical
pirate friend "Bones"?

- Bones!
That's a good one.
- [laughing]

Hey! Where'd Izzy go?
She didn't even put
on the ring.

[Izzy]
What do you mean, Jake?

Both you and Cubby
are invisible.

[Cubby] I touched Izzy
on the shoulder,

and she turned
invisible, too.

Here, I'll lift
my hand off again.

I guess as long as
someone is wearing the ring,

the invisibility can go
from one matey to another

as long as they're touching.

- Pretty cool.
- [Hook] Yes, cool indeed!

[all] Captain Hook!

Now it's my turn to try it.

Lads, get that ring!

[screaming]

- [thudding]
- [grunting]

Crew, we've got to put
this ring in a safe place.

Mateys, help us keep this
invisibility ring away
from Hook.

And remember
to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword and the ring.

I got my map.

And I got my pixie dust.
Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*! Here we go
together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land
Pirates and me ♪♪

Phew! We lost
old Feather Hat.

For now. Let's head back
to Pirate Island

and stow this ring in our
top-secret treasure room.

Yo-h*, mateys, to Bucky.

- Ha-Ha!
- Huh?

I've got it.

The ring is mine!

[in slow motion] Oh, dear.

The ring!

Mr. Smee, where you be?

[Smee]
Why, Sharky, I'm right here.

But we can't see you.

Mateys, the ring went flying
over this way. Come on.

The popinjays are coming.
Quickly, you bumblers,
grab Smee.

He's wearing me
invisibility ring.

But we don't know
where he is

Ow!

[Smee] Oh, sorry.
I bent down to buckle my sandal,

but I can't see it.

Ooh! This is intriguing.

- Can't see me hand in front...
- Neither can I.

- Take off me ring!
- [Smee grunts]

[chitters, sniffs]

No. monkey, no!

Hey, Mr. Monkey, how about
giving me that ring back?

[Izzy]
Oh, no. Where did he go?

- ♪ Where'd he go? ♪
- ♪ Where'd who go? ♪

- ♪ Invisible monkey ♪
- ♪ I don't know ♪

♪ Look all day,
look all night ♪

♪ That scurvy monkey's
out of sight ♪

♪ Peek-a-boo,
but you can't see ♪

♪ Invisible monkey
where you be ♪

♪ Peek-a-boo,
I can't see you ♪

♪ Invisible monkey,
give us a clue ♪♪

[monkey chitters]

Hi, invisible monkey.

Want another yummy banana?

[excited chittering]

I'll trade you
for that ring.

Nice doing monkey
business with you.

Yay-hey!
We got the ring back

and got three
gold doubloons.

- Let's grab them...
- Get the ring.

...and go invisible.

- I got it.
- We got it.

- No, I...
- Oh!

You fluttering fools!

Where'd Izzy go?

Ahoy, mateys.

Good move, Izzy.
We're not far from Bucky
now, crew. Let's sail.

[Bucky dings]

[Jake laughs] We're glad
to see you, too, Bucky.

After them, you swabs.

Don't let that ship
out of your sight!

Hook's right behind us,
but I know how to lose
that sneaky snook.

By sailing
an invisible ship.

[Hook]
Follow that ship, men.

Ready for some fun, Bucky?

What? Where in Never Land
has it gone?

[Cubby] Awesome coconuts!

Since we're all touching
Bucky, we're all invisible.

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For turning Bucky invisible
and throwing Captain Hook
off our trail,

we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Why me? [sobs]

I never get
the treasure I want.

And I want that magic ring!

But, Captain, I think
I see the invisible ship.

I see the ship's wake
in the water.

It's what? Wait!

I see the wake left by
an invisible ship heading

to Pirate Island.

Ooh, I am so
very, very clever.

Set a course for Pirate Island.

We must beat the puny
pirates back there.

[Hook] Look alive, lads.

The puny pirates will
return eventually.

And when they do,
we shall take me
magic ring back.

[Bones, Smee and Sharky]
Aye-aye, Captain.

I can't believe the Jolly Roger
is right outside Bucky's Grotto.

And old Feather Hat himself
is standing in front
of our hideout.

We'll never get inside to hide
the ring in our treasure room.

Wanna bet?

We can fly up
to Lookout Peak

and get inside that way.

But Hook'll see us.

Not if we're all invisible.

Pixie dust away!

OK, mateys,
let's work together.

[Skully] Whoo-hoo!
We're all invisible.

Mateys, away we go.

Oh, wherever can
those popinjays be?

[Jake, Cubby and Izzy giggling]

I heard them. I heard
their blasted giggles.

But I don't see them
anywhere, sir.

All I know is that those
little sea slugs

have the ring.

[Jake] We did it!

We avoided Hook
by turning invisible

and we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go inside.

Captain,
it's the popinjays' ship.

Back aboard
the Jolly Roger, you louts.

Follow that ship!

[all] Aye-aye, Captain.

[Jake] There he goes, mateys.

Good old Bucky will
sail far away,

lose Hook and sail back
to his grotto later.

[Skully] He is one
clever clipper ship.

Time to stow this piece
of treasure in our
treasure room,

safe from Captain Hook.

Mateys, thanks for helping
keep the invisibility ring out

of Captain Hook's hooks.

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our team
treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey,
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey,
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine.

[Jake] Yo-h*!

Today we got nine
gold doubloons.

And I learned some nifty
tricks in the Pirate
Magician's workshop.

Watch me make this
banana disappear.

In seven bites.

[laughing]

[Hook] Quickly, lads.
Keep that ship in sight.

Those popinjays can't
outrun the great Captain Hook.

[Smee] Captain, sir,
the sea pups' ship,

it's turned invisible again.

Lookee there.
I see the wake.

Ha-ha! After them,
you sea-weasels.

We'll catch up
to those invisible
puny pirates.

After them!

[laughs ] Yum-yum!

[Skully]
Who's A Pretty Bird?

[loud booming]

Whoa! [gasps]

What's all that kabooming?

[Izzy] It's coming
from Never Land.

Ahoy, Skully. Can you
see what's happening
over there?

Skully?

Who's a pretty bird?
Skully. That's right.

- [all] Skully?
- Whoa!

Yeah? Aye-aye?

Skully, what's making
those sounds?

Sounds?
Can you describe them?

You haven't heard them?

Are you still playing

with that mirror
Princess Winger gave you?

I can't help it.

She said I was handsome.

Look at that snazzy
profile. Grrr!

Pretty bird.

- [explosions]
- We've got to find out what's
causing all that ruckus.

And, Skully, we really need
you to be a good lookout.

Pretty birds make
the best lookouts.

Come on, mateys,
let's find out what's
making all those kabooms.

And let's keep a lookout
for gold doubloons, too. Skully?

Oh, um, is everybody ready?

- Got my sword.
- I got my map.

- I've got my pixie dust.
- And I got my mirror.

Yo-h*, we're off
to Never Land.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land
Pirates and me ♪♪

Ready-steady, Bones.
Fire at will!

Whoa!

Well, it might be taking
a long while, Mr. Smee,

but my masterpiece is
starting to take shape.

Oh, it is indeed, Captain.

Keep up the good work, boys.

Whoa.

Never Land has long needed
a true monument, Smee.

Well, there are already
wonderful sites here.

Skull Rock and Mermaid Lagoon.

Don't forget Belch Mountain.

But this new landmark
will put them all to shame.

Transforming Butterfly Bluff
from a home for ugly bugs

into a place of real beauty
is sheer...

- Nonsense?
- No, Smee!

- Genius. Sheer geniu...
- [loud thud]

[Bones] Look out below!

Oh, ninnies!

Stop dropping cannonballs.

[both] Sorry, Captain.

[Izzy]
Jake, there's the Jolly Roger

in Burglar's Bay
and no one's aboard.

Let's check it out.
Go, Bucky!

Hold on, Jake.

There's a lot of tangled-up
seaweed around here.

We've got to be careful
or we might get stuck in it.

Skully, how are
the waters ahead?

Oh, yeah. Looking good.

It's clear sailing, Jake.

[shouting]

[burbles] Crashing crackers!

My mirror!

Oh, no. It's... It's...

Oh. It's right here.

Crackers!
My new "do" is done for.

[Jake, Cubby and Izzy]
Skully!

Sorry, mateys. I guess I wasn't
keeping my eye out for seaweed.

[Cubby]
Yeah, and now we're stuck.

Not for long.

I'll have you out
of here in a jiffy, Bucky.

Way-hey!

We untangled Bucky
and got three gold doubloons.

- Let's grab them...
- [loud boom]

And go find out what's
making those big booms.

And this time
let's look alive, Skully.

I'll do my best.

But it's so hard not to look
at this pretty bird. Ha!

Hmm, there's no telling how long
Captain Hook's been here.

Well, if Hook's
in the neighborhood,

I bet he's behind all
the strange sounds
we've been hearing.

[loud boom]

Skully, fly on ahead
and scout the safest way
through this jungle.

Aye-a... oops.

Aye-aye, Jake.

[Hook] Sharky. Bones.
Watch it with the boulders.

[Bones] Sorry.

Hook. His voice is coming
from that direction.

Butterfly Bluff.

Come on, let's go.

Wait. Where's Skully?

Oh. No.

Who's a pretty bird?
Who's a pretty...

Who's a pretty bird?

[all] Skully, look out!

Yeah. Who's a pretty
lookout bird?

[all] Not "lookout." Look out!

- Look out?
- [laughs]

Look out! [screams]

Shiver me Skully.
He needs help.

I got an idea.

[clears throat]
Step lively, men.

I, Captain Hook,

am certain
there be treasure yonder.

Whew! That was close.
Thanks, Jake.

I'd better give
this mirror a rest.

Yay-hey! We saved Skully

and got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go, go, go!

No, no, no! There should
be two eyes, not three.

Oh, and the nose doesn't
look anything like mine.
It's all wrong.

[chuckles] I kind of
like it, Captain.

Blast! Those barnacle heads
will never get it right.

Captain Hook,
what have you done?

All the butterflies
are gone.

Butterfly Bluff is a mess.

Ahoy, puny pirates.

You're just in time
to witness the completion

of Never Land's
greatest monument.

[Skully] You mean the ugliest
rock I ever saw?

Hook, you can't destroy
Butterfly Bluff like this.

And who's going to stop me?

[all] We are.

Afraid not, puny pirates.

- Wait, Captain!
- Going up!

Whoa!

[screaming]

- [Cubby] Whoa!
- [Izzy] Hey!

Coconuts!

Smee!

Need a little
assistance, please.

What can I do, Captain?

You're way up there
and I'm stuck way down here.

We can't let Captain Hook fall.

Even if he is a sneaky,
bluff-wrecking snook.

Izzy, this is an emergency.

I know, but there's no way I can
throw my pixie dust from here.

Looks like it's all up
to you, Skully.

You're gonna have to fly
the pixie dust up to Hook.

You need to focus, so you
gotta give up that mirror.

Give it up to save
old Feather Hat?

Help! I need help.

OK, OK. Here I come.

Hurry, bird. [screams]

Pixie dust away!

I'm... I'm safe.

Hold on,
pirates and popinjays.

Sharky and Bones
to the rescue.

[panting] Thank you,
Sharky and Bones.

Isn't anyone worried
about me?

Oh, Captain!

Thank Never Land
you're shipshape.

Skully,
you saved Captain Hook.

And you got one shiny
gold doubloon.

Ooh!

Captain, don't you have
something to say

to Skully and the sea pups?

Thank you for
reminding me, Smee.

Puny pirates and puny parrot,
thanks to you,

me monument's been delayed,

but I'm still going to
build it no matter what.

But we saved you.

You're welcome.

Now, men, back to work!

What?!

- Take cover.
- [shouting]

Ahoy, giant butterfly mateys.

Can we all get a lift?

Hop on, me hearties.

[all] Oh, dear!

[Skully] Relax, you swabs.
I got you covered.

[Hook] Me monument!

Now that you've got
your home back,

could you give Hook
and his crew a ride
to the Jolly Roger?

Oh!

Awesome! Skully didn't
just give up his mirror
to save Captain Hook,

he saved all of us.

Huzzah for Skully!

[all]
Huzzah for Skully!

Aw, with admiring mateys
like you,

who needs an old mirror?
[laughs]

Mateys, thanks for
helping us find out

what was making all
that noise on Never Land today

and for helping us save
Butterfly Bluff.

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into
our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey!
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey!
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Skully] One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight.

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got eight
gold doubloons today.

Skully, you're a lot more
than just a pretty bird.

You're a pretty
amazing hero.

You saved everybody.

Well, I could've saved us
a whole lot of trouble

if only I'd paid less
attention to my mirror.

Never again will I let my
birdie beauty distract me

from being a member
of this team.

Say, I wonder whatever
happened to that mirror.

Who is a pretty captain?

Me.

- Uh... Captain, sir, you're...
- [screams]

[sputters]

Oh, dear.

Storm clouds ahoy!

♪ When the wind is up
on the weather deck ♪

♪ And the waves go
up and down ♪

♪ If it's been a while
since you've been aboard ♪

♪ The waves can
spin you 'round ♪

♪ So storm along
on Never Sea ♪

♪ I got my sea legs
under me ♪

♪ It's a queasy breezy
bob and weave ♪

♪ But I got my sea legs
under me ♪

- ♪ Sea legs ♪
- ♪ Sea legs ♪

- ♪ Hope you got
your sea legs ♪
- ♪ Sea legs ♪

- ♪ You got your sea legs ♪
- ♪ Sea legs ♪

- ♪ Hope you got
your sea legs ♪
- ♪ Sea legs ♪♪

Hang on, mate!