03x05 - Cubby's Crabby Crusade/The Never Sands of Time

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say the
Pirate Password:

- "Yo-h*-h*!"
- Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake]
Cubby's Crabby Crusade!

[Cubby] Don't worry, mateys!

I'll watch the dinghy
while you get us some
fruit for lunch!

- [Jake] See you soon.
- [Izzy] Bye.

[Skully] Later!

Whoa! Jake forgot his sword!

All hands on deck!

Pirate Hero Jake sets sail
for adventure! Avast!

The Jolly Roger dead ahead!

Prepare to stop Captain Hook!
Coconuts, go!

Hook the crook is no match
for Pirate Hero Jake!

Hey, he looks pretty tough!

Duh, he oughta!
That's da Jake guy!

[yawns] Being a pirate hero
sure is hard work.

And this hero needs
to take a little nap.

[yawns]

Scow-a-bunga!
Let's move it, guys!

Look alive, Cubby!

Check out the tasty
fruit we found!

- Cubby?
- Where did he go?

Look mateys! Tracks!

Hmm, very tiny and very many!
They're crab tracks!

And they lead right to
where the dinghy was.
Now it's gone!

And so is Cubby!

[Jake] He's been boat-jacked
by some pirate crabs!

Come on, mateys, let's go catch
those crabs and rescue Cubby!

And look out for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

Got my...
umm, I don't have my sword.

I'm hoping Cubby has it.

Well I've got my pixie dust!

So, yo-h*, let's
go save our matey. Now!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and
the Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me! ♪♪

[crab] Ah, home sweet home.

Hey-hey!
Sleeping Beauty's waking up!

[yawns] Wh-Where am I?

Welcome to King Crab Island
over here!

Whoa! I've never seen
this place on my map.

How'd I get here?

My loyal crabs brought you.

You see...

[clears throat]
A one, two, three.

♪ La-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la hey! ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la ♪

Oh, I'm a crab
of distinction,

the shellfish
on the throne.

I used to be the
prince of pinch.

Now I'm king of crustaceans,
the brass, the boss.

I'm the royal claw.

♪ I call the shots
on this old rock ♪

♪ So let me make it clear ♪

♪ I might be goin'
sideways but hey ♪

♪ I'm walkin' here
I'm the king crab ♪

- ♪ King crab ♪
- ♪ I'm the king crab ♪

- ♪ King crab ♪
- ♪ I'm mighty tiny
give me room ♪

♪ I'm the crabby bot-a-boom
I'm the king crab ♪

- ♪ King crab ♪
- ♪ I'm the king crab
over here ♪

- ♪ King crab ♪
- ♪ King of all the crabs ♪

♪ Bot-a-boom! ♪♪

- You're the King?
- You got that right!

And we know who you are,
Pirate Hero Jake!

- [crabs] Pirate!
- Jake?

Oh, this. I was just
playing and pretending.

[blows raspberry]
That's nonsense!

My crabs saw you
on your ship,

acting all pirate-y
and hero-y.

And besides,
you got the sword!

- But I'm not Ja...
- Hey! Ba-ba-ba-ba!

And you're the guy
who's gonna help us

with our
Captain Hook problem.

That thieving snake has
been to King Crab Island
many times before, you know.

And he wants to get his
hooks on our treasure,
The Golden Claw!

How can I stop Hook
all by myself?

All by yourself?
Come on, you got us!

[all] Yeah! Yay!
Let's hear it for Jake!

- We got your back, buddy!
- We are as tough as shells!

But... But I don't know
if I've got what it
takes to help you.

Are you kidding, kid?

We've heard all about you!
You're a genuine hero!

[Hook] Glory be! Soon, the
Golden Claw will be mine!

Bring out the
claw stoppers!

Shellfish! Hey, hero guy,
come on what'll we do?

Um, uh, I'm not so sure.
Let me think, uh...

Don't think too long.
Here comes Hook!

[chuckles]
Have at him, boys!

[overlapping chatter]

Yes, have at me!

You'll never get me up here
with those clammy claws!

Oh, Hook's heading
for the Golden Claw!

We need some help over here,
Hero Jake! What do you got?

Well, uh,
maybe we could get Hook

to walk into a pool
of mud so he gets stuck!

And I know a shortcut
to a big pool.

Ha ha!
The Golden Claw will be mine!

- Want to bet?
- Stand aside, pipsqueak!

No way, Hook! That treasure
belongs to the crabs.

You just got pinched, pal! Ha!

Ooh! Get back here
with me feather!

No one shall make a fool of me.
For I am Captain...

[gurgling]

Mud.
[grunts, screams]

Yay-hey! For slowing
down Captain Hook,

we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

Hey! Nice work, kid!

Operation Stick-In-The-Mud
was a great plan made
by a great hero!

- Gee, thanks!
- Smother me in butter
and call me supper,

- Hook is back!
- It's Captain-in-a-can!

[makes trumpet sound] Charge!

[laughs]

[laughs]
You can't touch me!

Uh, Pirate Hero,
let me ask you something.

You got another one
of them hero-y ideas?

Well, it's not going
to be easy to stop Hook,

but I know just
how to do it!

Look, Smee, the Golden Claw
is dead ahead!

Here comes Hook.

[Hook]
And it's all mine.

Step quietly.

Follow me lead, Mr. Smee.
[grunts]

[grunts, squeals]

Following, Captain.
Oh, my.

[Hook howling]

Run!

[Smee screaming]
Oh my! Crabs!

Oh yeah! You'd better scuttle!

Yeah, beat it, you guys!

Way-hey!
We stopped Hook again

and we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go!

[sighs] You did it again,
Pirate Hero Jake!

Aw coconuts, it's nothing!
That's why they call me Hero!

[Jake] Yo-h*, Cubby!

- Hey, what's a Cubby?
- Cubby, uh, who?

Jake! Izzy! Skully! Wha...
what are you doing here?

Looks like you don't
need any rescuing!

Rescuing?
He's the one rescuing us!

- He's Pirate Hero Jake!
- [all] Cubby?

Wait a minute,
you're not Jake?

No, I'm Cubby.
Jake is the real Pirate Hero.

Oh no! I can't believe it!

You got to face it,
your Majesty,
this kid ain't Jake.

No, I mean I can't believe
that Hook is back for more.

[Hook]
Full speed ahead, Smee!

[laughs]

OK, hero guy.
We need a plan and fast!

You still want me?

Go for it, Cubby!

OK, balloons can float,
they can pop,

and then they come down!

Whoa. I am liking
what I am hearing.

So, we got to pop
Hook's balloon!

Oh, if only crabs could fly.

They can! Izzy?

It's pixie dust away!

[giggles] There's
nothing to stop me now!

[laughs] You sure
about that, Hookie?

- Blast.
- Pop goes the weasel.

[all screaming]

All right!

For stopping Captain Hook,

we got five more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go!

By the power vested in me

by the Crabby Kingdom
of King Crab Island,

I bestow upon you,

the order of the
Legendary Pirate Hero!

- Oh!
- [overlapping chatter]

See, Cubby?
You don't ever have
to pretend to be a hero.

You really are one!

Thanks, Jake.

[all chattering]
We picked a winner!

Thanks for helping us save
the Crabs' Golden Claw, mateys!

Now let's put
all our gold doubloons

into our
team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three,
four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got
ten gold doubloons today!

And we got us
a new pirate hero,
courageous Cubby!

And you earned
that nifty new
pirate hero-hat!

Which just needs
one more touch...

[plucking sound] Ow.

Now I really
feel like a hero!

Mr. Smee, this has to
have been the worst day
of me pirating life ever.

Oh, but look on the
bright side, Cap'n.

The crabs aren't
bothering us anymore.

Speak for yourself,
Mr. Smee.

They always get pinched
in the end! [laughs]

[Jake] The Never Sands of Time!

Wondrous waters! These hot
summer days are perfect
for sunning the sunflowers!

[giggles] Whoo!

And for warming up the pool!

And for having
fun in the sun at
Pirate's Plunge!

And don't forget
about tonight.

Brightly and his
firefly friends

are gonna put on an
awesome light show for us
on Pirate Island Beach!

- [affirmative buzz]
- Look alive, mateys!

Here I come! Gangway!

Splash-a-riffic! [giggles]

Step lively, men!

I'm sure we'll find treasure
just over this dune. Whoa!

[rolling grunts]

- [metallic thud]
- [grunts]

[spits]

Cap'n! Did you
find treasure?

No, I didn't find any...

[rumbling]

What's this?

Treasure!

Ooh! 'Tis an hourglass!
[chuckles]

Before there were clocks,
people used an hourglass
to tell time.

Aye! And this hourglass

appears to hold sands of gold!

Sands of gold? Oh, my.

Cap'n, this isn't
just any hourglass,

this is the
Never Sands of Time!

Legends say that the
Never Sands of Time

control night and day
in Never Land.

When the sun side
of the hourglass is up,

it is daytime and when
the sun side goes down

and the moon side
is up, it's night!

Yes, yes whatever.

Now help me break this
golden sand out of here!

[stammering]
But that's not all, Cap'n.

The Never Sands are supposed
to be guarded by a... a...

A giant s-s-sand serpent!

- [growls]
- [all scream]

[Sharky] Look out!

[all screaming]

What's going on?

Hey! Who turned out the lights?

Stormy seas!

- [gasp]
- Is it nighttime or daytime?

[screaming continues]

Something bad must
have happened to the
Never Sands of Time!

Well, I know all
about the Never Sands.

Its hourglass is supposed to
be guarded by a sand serpent.

S-s-serpent?
Did you say serpent?

We need to find out exactly
what the problem is and fix it!

Come on, mateys!

Let's go to the desert
and find out what happened

to the Never Sands of Time!

Keep a lookout for
gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

- Got my sword!
- My map!

And my pixie dust!

Yo-h*, let's go to
the desert and fix
the Never Sands of Time!

[chirps]

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*
here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

According to my map,

the hourglass that holds
the Never Sands of Time

should be right around here.

[gasps] Yay-hey, no way!

It's gone! It's supposed
to be on that golden stand.

[Jake] Well, if the hourglass
isn't here, where is it?

Never Sands of Time...
dead ahead!

[Izzy] How'd the hourglass
get over there?

- [Hook] Save me, Smee!
- [firefly growls]

I think I know who moved it.
Hook the sneaky snook!

Barnacles!

[Cubby]
And I know why he's running.
S-s-sand serpent!

We've got to save
Hook and his crew!

I've got an idea how!

Anchors aweigh, Bucky!

Ahoy! Grab on and
we'll pull you up!

- Whoo-hoo.
- Oh, going up, Captain.

Smee!

[growling]

- We gotcha, Cap'n!
- Careful!

Oh, Captain. [grunts]

Way to go!
We saved Hook and his crew

and we got
four gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go
put the Never Sands of Time
back where it belongs!

Thank you for
rescuing us, Jake!

More like meddling
if you ask me.

You mean like the way
you've been "meddling"

with the Never Sands of Time?

I've merely been trying to get
the golden sandy treasure!

And that's the problem, Captain.

The Never Sands need
to stay in that hourglass.

Or night and day
will be messed up forever!

[Izzy] That's why we
need to get that hourglass
back on its stand!

[sighs] Fine, move
the hourglass if you must.

To the hourglass, Bucky!

[bell clanging]

As soon as those puny pirates
are out of me way,

I'm going after
that golden sand!

But Cap'n, what about
day and night and that
sand serpent?

I don't care about days
or nights or sand serpents.

All I cares about is
solid gold sand treasure!

[chuckles]

[Jake] Whoa, check out
all that shiny sand!

That serpent can't
take his eyes off it!

Yeah, but we're never
gonna move the hourglass

with that thing
eyeballing us, too!

- [chirps]
- Brightly, that's it!

What if you go get your mates
and show the serpent your
awesome night light show?

[chirping]

That shiny show might
keep the serpent busy and
we could fix the hourglass!

[affirmative buzzes]

- [chirping]
- Huh?

Cubby's plan
is pirate perfect!

Coconuts!

For getting the
sand serpent away
from the hourglass

so we can put it back
where it belongs,

we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go to work!

OK, mates, we need to be quiet

so the serpent
doesn't notice us.

That means you too,
Captain Hook.

Hey, where is
Captain Hook?

[gasps]
Captain Hook! No!
That's not good!

[grunting]
Confounded contraption!

Give me that... [screaming]

[snarls]

Me treasure!
[screams]

- [Smee] Cap'n!
- [Bones] Come back!

- [Cubby] Rotten coconuts!
- [Jake] Hurry, crew!

Whew. All this daysy-nightsy
is making me dizzy-wizzy!

[growls]

Oh, no you don't! Stay away!

[growls]

Blast. [screams]

Oh, dear!
This is an emergency!

Pixie dust away!

- [yells]
- Yo-h*, way to go, Izzy!

You see, Mr. Serpent,
we're not bad pirates.

We're just trying to help
you fix your hourglass!

[snorts in understanding]

Whoa! I think he gets it!

And I think we get a ride!
Whoo-hoo!

[all cheering] Yeah!

A ride? [yells]

Yay-hey! We fixed
the Never Sands of Time

and we got five more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and
go enjoy the sunshine!

It looks like the sun
and daytime are back!

I knew Jake and his crew
could fix everything!

They're super-splash-a-riffic!

Time to say "Good day!"
to the Never Sands of Time.

[growls in satisfaction]

Mr. Serpent, now that
your hourglass is safe,

we promise no one
will touch it again.

- Right, Captain Hook?
- But... but I...

[growls]

Oh, yes, puny pirate,
if you say so.

[groans]
Slimy serpent germs!

Thanks for helping us fix
the Never Sands of Time!

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our team
treasure chest!

♪ Way-hey well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight,
nine, ten, 11, 12!

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got

And now that the
sun is setting,

it's time for Brightly's
night light show!

[chirping]

- [Jake] Wow.
- [Izzy] Beautiful.

Awesome.

A good thing me new wrist
hourglass be working.

[groans] I never want
to see another hourglass

as long as I live!

But Cap'n, we needs me
hourglass to check the time.

Aye, seeing as our fancy
tickity-tock clock is broke.

Hmm. That's strange.

If the clock be broken,
then what's making that
tickity-tock?

Ha-ha!

[Hook yells]
Save me, Smee! Save me!

[Smee] Oh dear!
Time out, boys!

We've got some
saving to do!

- ♪ Boom boppa doppa ♪
- ♪ Oo-ee ♪

♪ Limbo limbo limbo
Tiki Tree ♪

♪ Hang your branches low ♪

♪ My rimba play
we dance all day ♪

♪ Down in Tiki Tree Grove ♪

♪ Can you sing
with Tiki boom ba boom? ♪

♪ Limbo limbo limbo
Tiki Tree ♪

♪ We will sing with you ♪

♪ Sing boom ba ♪

♪ Boom ba ♪

♪ Sing boom ba boom ♪

♪ Boom ba boom ♪

♪ Sing boom ba boom ♪

♪ Chicky boom boom boom ♪

♪ Boom ba boom
Chicky boom boom boom ♪

♪ Let me give you Tiki Tree ♪

♪ Just throw your limbs
back akimbo ♪

♪ Lean back and
dance to calypso ♪

Now you're doing
the Tiki Tree limbo ♪

♪ Limbo limbo limbo
Tiki Tree ♪

♪ Hang your branches low ♪

♪ My rimba play
we dance all day ♪

♪ Down in Tiki Tree Grove ♪

♪ Limbo limbo limbo
Tiki Tree ♪

♪ We will sing with you ♪

♪ Oo-ee... ♪♪