03x11 - Where's Mama Hook?/Captain Hook's New Hobby

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of
Never Land, a hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans of
Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

- [screaming]
- ♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

[Bucky dings]

- Yo-h*!
- ♪ Jake and the Never
Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

- Let's go!
- ♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We set the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!
Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate
Password:

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake]
Where's Mama Hook?

[Mama Hook] Ahoy, boys.

[both groaning]
Aye, Mama Hook!

I hope you and James are excited
about tea time today.

We would never miss
a spot of your tea, ma'am.

Oh no!

My wild jasmine tea leaves,

washed away
like a ship in a storm.

Oh, dear.

I was so looking forward
to Mama Hook tea time.

Me too.

Oh now, settle down, boys.

I know exactly where I can find
more wild jasmine tea leaves:

Peaceful Valley.

Oh, let me get
the map for ye.

Wonderful.

Boys, please help me
pack for the trip.

- Aye-aye, Mama Hook!
- At your service.

Hmm. Where is that map?

Deep Dark Valley?

Oh, no!

That place is scary!

All pirates
fear to go there.

I should throw
this retched thing away.

Now where could the map
to Peaceful Valley be?

Oh, I remember.

I left it on me bunk.

Thank you for
your help, lads.

[both] You're welcome,
Mama Hook.

Oh, this must be the map
to Peaceful Valley

that Mr. Smee left for me.

Tell James
I'll be back soon.

- Cheerio!
- Happy pirate trails!

Mama Hook, I got you
the map to Peaceful Valley.

- Um, where is she?
- She was just here.

She went to Peaceful Valley
to get more leaves to make
your tea.

But don't worry,
she took the map.

Map? Which map?

The one you left
on that barrel.

That wasn't the right map! That
was the map to Deep Dark Valley!

[both] Deep Dark Valley?!
[gasping]

Mummy's gone?

♪ It's a place
where pirates fear to tread ♪

♪ But I'm afraid
it's dead ahead ♪

- ♪ 'Cause Mama Hook
went there for tea instead ♪
- Oh no!

♪ There be creepy creatures
creeping about ♪

♪ And once you're in
you never get out ♪

♪ Oh, matey, please don't
say we have to go ♪

♪ To Deep Dark Valley ♪

♪ It's more than I can take ♪

♪ Deep Dark Valley ♪

♪ Just to see it
gives me shakes ♪

♪ The legend
of Deep Dark Valley ♪♪

Barnacles!
We must find Mummy at once!

Where is this cursed valley?

Well, without the map,
I don't know.

But I do know
someone who might.

Pirate king me!

Shiver me checkers,
you won, Cubby!

Way hay! Let's play again.

[Hook]
There is no time for games!

Tell them why, Smee.

We need help
finding Mama Hook.

She might be lost
in Deep Dark Valley!

Poor Mummy!

Don't worry, Captain Hook,
we'll help you find your mother.

Mateys, let's go
find Mama Hook.

Keep a lookout for her
and gold doubloons, too.

Is everybody ready?

Got my sword!

My map!

My pixie dust!

Yo-h*, let's go
to Deep Dark Valley.

And find me mummy.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Ahoy! Deep Dark Valley!

We'll be OK, as long as we
follow my map. Check this out.

All the paths through
Deep Dark Valley lead
to Topsy Turvy Plain.

I bet Mama Hook
will end up there too.

So that's where
we should go.

Step lively mates and look
for me mum along the way.

What if strange beasties
be lurkin' about?

Like the terrible
two-toothed tiger.

Nonsense.
There is no such thing.

[meows]

It's the two-toothed tiger!

Aw, bilgewater,
it's just a nice kitty.

[roars]

[howls]

Captain Hook? Wait!
Where are you going?

Great. Now Captain Hook
is lost too.

We're lost.

Well, the sea pup said
that all paths lead
to Topsy Turvy Plain.

Maybe Mama Hook is there.

All I know is me mum
is all alone.

Not totally alone, sir.

There be creepy creatures
around here.

Like the hairy scary bat.

[both gasp]

And it's coming
straight for us!

[all] Run!

Ahoy there.
I thought I heard someone.

Let's see.

This isn't the map
to Peaceful Valley.

This is Deep Dark Valley.

Haven't been here in ages.

Cascading Slides
is straight ahead.

There's no wild
jasmine there.

But I might be able to find
some pomegranate flowers.

They make
for a delightful tea.

Come on!
Maybe they went this way.

This stream
goes to Cascading Slides.

Then the path will lead us
straight to Topsy Turvy Plain.

Come on! Maybe Mama Hook
went this way, too.

Paddle faster, men.

We must get as far away
from that beast as we can.

[Smee gasping] Aye-aye, captain.
Oh! We're paddling!

[all screaming]

[all gasping]

[sniffs] Ah!

What is that delightful scent?

Pirate pomegranate flowers.

I can practically
taste the tea already.

- [Hook] Mummy!
- [all screaming]

Hmm. That's funny.

I thought I heard my boy.

Nah, couldn't be.
Must've been the wind.

Here we go!

[all] Whoa!

All right! We made it
down Cascading Slides

and got five gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go to Topsy Turvy Plain.

Let's go!

That's odd.
Now I'm hearing the sea pups.

Deep Dark Valley
is as mysterious as ever.

[chuckles]

Mummy! Oh, Mummy dearest!

Oh, sad heart!

Where is me poor old mum?
She must be lost without me.

[distant grunting
and slashing sounds]

- [gasping]
- Do you hears that?

[distant grunting
and slashing sounds]

- Another beastie!
- Flee!

[grunts]

No vines can slow me down.
Onward h*!

[distant screams]

[Hook]
Save me! Save us all!

Bodkins!
That sounds like me boy.

What would he be doing here?

[bat screeches]

Oh! Oh, my.

[gasping]

I think we lost
the bat beastie.

But I think we just found...

[all] Topsy Turvy Plain!

[all gasping]

Crackers! I hear ole Hookie,
whoa whoa whoa-in'.

Then Yo-h*!
Let's follow that "Whoa".

Coconuts!
We found Topsy Turvy Plain!

Whoa!

And we got five
more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go-oh-oh!

[all] Whoa!

Sea pups! [chuckles]
You found us!

But where is me mum?

She must still be lost.

So now what do we do?

[Cubby]
If we can't get off this,

we're never
gonna find Mama Hook.

[Skully] And we're never
getting outta here!

So we'll be going round
in circles forever.

[Mama Hook] Never!

[Bones]
It's the hairy scary bat!

M-M-Mummy!

[Jake] Mama Hook,
how did you find us?

[Mama Hook]
Hop on. It was easy.

Everybody always ends up
on Topsy Turvy Plain.

Yo-h*, way to go, Mama Hook!

Ah, there's nothing like
a spot of tea in the afternoon.

Especially with you,
Mummy dear.

I thought
I'd lost you forever.

Me, lost?

James, there was
never a need to worry.

I will always
find my way back to you.

[all] Aww!

Oh, and look what I found,

pomegranate flowers,
perfect for my newest brew:

Brave Buccaneer Tea.

Thanks for helping us find Mama
Hook and Captain Hook and his
crew too.

Now let's put all our gold
doubloons into our team
treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two,
three, four, five...

[Jake] Six, seven,
eight, nine, ten.

Yo-h*! We got ten
gold doubloons today!

Hey, where's Skully?

Now we lost him!

Crackeroo! You found me!

[all chuckling]

[Hook] Ahh.
[smacking lips]

Mummy's tea
is as delicious as ever.

It is so soothing,
you know.

[roaring]

Sorry to bother you, captain,
but... but,

the beastie is back!

- [roaring]
- [screaming]

[clattering]

[both] Save us, captain!

[Hook] As soon
as I finish me tea, boys.

[sipping]

[Jake]
Captain Hook's New Hobby.

[Sharky]
Such vibrant colors.

Why, I never knew you were such
a talented artist, Mama Hook.

Aye, I can almost
smell the codfish.

Oh, boys, painting
has always been one
of my favorite hobbies.

It's so important to do
something that you can enjoy

that makes you happy.

I have a hobby, too.
[chuckles]

I collect treasure globes.
[chuckles]

I like to knit.

Ain't nothing better than
a homemade sweater.
[chuckles]

And I like to do magic.
Kazam!

Amazing. How wondrous.

Bravo!

Why is everyone applauding?

I haven't even
done anything yet.

Oh, James, the boys were
just showing me their hobbies.

[scoffs]

Who has time for hobbies?

They're a waste
of me effort.

But James, everyone
should have a hobby they enjoy,

something that's fun to do.

To me, there's nothing
more fun than finding treasure.

- [chuckles] But you never
find treasure, captain.
- [groans]

[gasps]

James, having a hobby
can help you clear your mind.

Then you might have a better
chance of finding treasure.

It always works for me.

My treasure cave full of gold
and jewels is proof of that,
my boy.

Then it's settled.
I want a hobby, too!

Oh, how wonderful.

Men, find me a hobby!

[all] Aye-aye, captain!

♪ Our captain needs a hobby ♪

♪ A pirate pastime
just for him ♪

♪ That he wouldn't
be so cranky ♪

♪ Let's try a few
and see what sticks ♪

♪ Why not try
collecting stamps ♪

♪ Or learn some
pirate polka dance ♪

- ♪ Tying knots ♪
- ♪ Climbing rocks ♪

♪ Or maybe yodel-aing ♪

Yodel-a-i-oo!

♪ Captain needs a hobby ♪

♪ Build a ship inside a model ♪

♪ Maybe or a fashion model ♪

♪ Captain needs a hobby ♪

♪ Jogging, hiking,
mountain-biking ♪

♪ Why not dress up
like a Viking? ♪

♪ He could juggle
cannonballs ♪

♪ In a barrel
over Never Falls ♪

♪ There'll be
a piratey hobby ♪

- ♪ Just for you ♪♪
- [Hook screams]

This is all bilgewater!

I need fresh ideas.
I need help!

Did someone say, "Help"?

Sea pups! What luck!

The captain needs help finding
a hobby and maybe you...

I do not need help
from puny pirates!

But sir, Mama Hook said
that if you had a hobby,

it might help you
find treasure better.

Oh, very well.

I suppose I could take a few
suggestions from others.

Mateys, let's all help
Captain Hook find a hobby.

And don't forget to keep
a lookout for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

- Got my sword.
- My map.

And I've got
my pixie dust.

Yo-h*, let's go find
a hobby for Captain Hook.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

This is one of my most
awesome hobbies, captain:

gourmet cooking.

That means making
fancy dishes that taste good.

I'm going to show you how to
make barnacles bouillabaisse.

First, let's chop up
these potatoes.

[chopping sound]

Well, buckles and boots!
[chuckling]

I must say,
that was rather fun.

Now we'll cook
these potatoes,

turning them ever so gently.

You know, cooking might
just be the hobby for me

after all, puny pirate

and Mama will eat it up.

Careful, captain!

Toss in a few of those,
some of that,

a pinch of this,
pinch, pinch, pinch.

You're, uh,
doing great, captain.

All hands on deck!

It's time for chef Hook's
barnacles bouillabaisse.

Mummy dearest,
have a taste.

Bon appetit!

Why thank you, James.

[slurping]

So, what do you think?

Perhaps cooking is not
the hobby for you, James.

Don't worry, Captain Hook,
I think I have another hobby
for you

that'll be a whale
of a good time.

[sighs]

Whale riding? What kind
of a hobby is this?

It's fun.
And don't worry about Bertha.

Just be sure
you talk softly to her.

She's sensitive.

[cooing]

Well, so am I.

OK, Bertha, giddy-up.

[Bertha grunts]

That's it, Captain Hook.

Hold on tight.
You're doing great.

Of course I am.

Well, this isn't
so bad after all.

Maybe whale riding is just
the right hobby for me.

Keep up the good work, James.

And have fun.

Oh, I am having fun, Mummy.
Fun, fun, fun!

Am I not the best
whale rider ever?

Bertha, let's step up
the pace and show me mum

how masterful I am.

[groans]

Are you not listening?
I want to go faster!

Captain Hook,
no shouting please. Be gentle.

Gentle, yes.

Get a move on,
you scurvy sea cow!

[groans]

Whoa!

[howls]

Mummy!

Bucky, coconut scooper
scoopin' h*!

[Hook howling]

[groans]

Way hey!

For catching Captain Hook
we got six gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

[sighs]

I've had enough of this.

I do not think
there is a pirate hobby for me.

Nonsense. There's a hobby
for everyone, even you.

And we're not giving up
until you find one.

Hey, I've got the perfect hobby
for you, Captain Hook.

Meet me at Shipwreck Beach.

Check out my sail wagon.

It was fun building it and I
know it'll be fun for you, too.

Yes, building a sailin' wagon
does look like fun.

But your little buggy
is so... little.

I'm certain
I can do much better.

First, you'll need parts
to build your wagon,

then four wheels,
and don't forget the sail.

Now stand back, lad,

I have work to do.

Behold, a sail wagon that puts
all other sail wagons to shame.

Colossal crackers!
That thing is huge!

Um, Captain Hook,

you might have gone
a bit overboard.

Oh, I beg to differ.

My sail wagon is great
and glorious.

Like me!

I cannot wait to show me mum.

She'll be so proud.

[wind howling]

Ah, the wind, she moves me.

g*ng way!

- Oh, my!
- Whoa!

[Hook howls]

We need to catch up
to Hook and his sail wagon.

Pixie dust away!

Good luck, sea pups!

Stop, you cursed contraption!

I command you to remain steady!

Whoa! Look out!

Oh, James!

Mummy!

Mummy is not going
to be happy.

Why James, this is an absolute
pirate masterpiece.

You... You... You like it?

I love it!

It's amazing.

I'm so proud of you.

My son, the artiste.

Happy boots!
I finally found a hobby:

painting!

Just like me dear old mum.

Oh, James!

Aww, like mother like son.

We helped Captain Hook
find a new hobby

and we got six
more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Mateys, thanks for helping us
find a hobby for Captain Hook.

Now let's count our gold
doubloons and put 'em
in our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey, well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two,
three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six,
seven, eight,

nine, ten, 11, 12.

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got

And I got a new hobby:
painting!

[chuckles]

Colorful crackers.

[all laugh]

James, I am thrilled

you have finally
found a hobby you enjoy.

Oh, so am I, Mumsy.
Painting is fun.

Ooh, I really likes
your new painting, captain.

So many colors,
like a rainbow.

You even added
Tick Tock Crock.

Ha! He almost looks real.

Yes, yeah.
But... But I didn't paint...

[snickers]

[roars]

[screaming] Save me, Smee!

Mummy! Anyone!

[Sharky] Me thinks chasing the
captain is the crocks hobby.

[Hook howls] Smee!

♪ Did you find a bottle
washed ashore? ♪

♪ Did you find an old sea
captain's chest? ♪

♪ Did you make that treasure
map yourself now, matey? ♪

♪ Does it point you north
south, east or west? ♪

♪ Follow the clues
and you'll know what to do ♪

♪ When the middles
be blockin' your way ♪

♪ Why, any ole pirate
that's worth their bandana ♪

♪ Will do what
the treasure maps say ♪

♪ Check on the map
on the treasure map ♪

♪ For the X
that marks the spot ♪

♪ Look for the path
that'll take you there ♪

♪ And follow
that dot dot dot ♪

♪ Spin around
like a compass needle ♪

♪ Till your course
be ready set ♪

♪ By thunder mateys follow me ♪

♪ We'll use this map
and then you'll see ♪

♪ It's pirate map cartography ♪

♪ We'll find
that treasure yet ♪♪