03x15 - Hook the Genie!/A Royal Misunderstanding

[bunniefuu]

So he'd know what to do!

[kids] Pip!

Lampy luster!
I was doing a little fishing

when I felt someone doing
a little genie wishing and...

[groans]
...looks like they're letting
anyone be genies nowadays.

But I don't
want to be a genie!

I guess someone
was a greedy grabby
and messed with the wrong lamp.

Oh, dear!
What ever can we do?

To break the spell, you've got
to talk to the old lamp maker.

He lives far away on the top
of Mount Olympus.

He's your best bet.

Thanks for the tip, Pip!

Any time, mates!

Whoa! See ya! I've got
a date with a big fish!

Mateys! Let's find
the old lamp maker

so he can change Hook the genie
back into Hook the snook!

Keep a lookout
for gold doubloons!

Is everybody ready?

- Got my sword!
- My map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

Yo-h*!

Let's go to Mount Olympus!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[grunts]

Are we not there yet?

This is taking forever!

Oh my, I hate seeing
the poor captain so miserable.

If only we could
cheer him up.

Oh! I know how I can
change his grumpy look
and make him a happy Hook!

I wish for...
a giant ice cream cone!

Everyone loves ice cream!
[laughs]

[grunts] I'll give you
ice cream if I must,

enough to make your
belt buckle bust.

- Whoa!
- Awesome!

Well, I'll be!

Dig in, everyone!

And save room
for the cherry on top!

[chuckles]

Uh, Bones, I don't think that
cherry wants to stay on top.

I'm on it! Pixie dust away!

Yay-hey! We saved everyone
from the giant cherry

and got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go find
Mount Olympus!

There it is, mateys!

Mount Olympus!

Blast it all!

Clambering up that mountain
will take us forever!

Maybe not!

I wish we could get to the top
and have fun along the way!

Whatever! Fine!

- Yo-h*!
- [kids shouting]

Hey!

Wha... ahoy!

[all howling, laughing]

Awesome coconuts!

We got everyone safely
to the top of Mount Olympus,

and we got four more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go talk
to the lamp maker.

Yay-hey, this way!

[metal clanking]

- [Jake] Whoa!
- Ahoy, there, strangers.

Ye be lookin' for a lamp?

No way! We have enough problems
with the lamp we got!

And we need you to tell us
how to break the spell

that made me a genie!

[laughs]

I remember this lamp.

Made it to teach greedy grabby
scallywags a lesson.

Ooh! Can you change me back
to a pirate captain or not?

Yes, I can! But someone else
must agree to take your place

as genie of the lamp.

Hold on. Will the one
who switches places
with Captain Hook

have to be the genie
of the lamp forever?

Yep. I don't make the rules,
just the lamps.

So who's it gonna be?

I'll do it.
I'll be the genie!

Bonesy, are you sure?

Aye. I'd do anything
for me captain.

But he's the one who
stole your genie lamp.

I know. And he's been
unhappy ever since.

I couldn't cheer him up
no matter how hard I tried.

Cheer me up? All you've
been doing is making me
more miserable.

Really? Bones did lots
of nice things for you.

And now he's ready to be
trapped in that lamp forever!

Captain, is something wrong?

I don't know. I feel something
I've never felt before

in me entire life.

Are you maybe feeling bad
for being so selfish?

That must be it.

Tell me how to make this
horrible feeling go away.

There's only one
thing you can do.

The right thing.

Very well then.

Lamp maker! I shall remain
the genie of this lamp!

Ha ha!

That's all I needed to hear.

Ooh!

Shine me buckles!

I be me old self!

h*-h*, captain!

- Huzzah!
- You're back!

Yo-h*, way to go!

For helping Hook
do the right thing,

we got five more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go
check on the captain.

Thank you for helping me, Bones.

Oh, it was me pleasure, sir!

Captain, you might also
want to thank the sea pups

for all their help.

What?! Isn't it enough
that I did the right thing?

Must I make it worse
by also being polite?

Hey! It's not a bad start.

You know what they say.
Good manners are magical.

Take it from... me!

[all] Pip?

You're the lamp maker?

Why did you send me
all the way up here

when you could've just changed
me back at the beach?

Because you were still being
a greedy grumbly selfish snook!

But look at how far
you've come since then,
Captain Hook.

You even did something
nice for Bones.

Oh, you're
the best captain ever!

Mateys! Thanks for helping us
rescue Captain Hook

from being a genie forever.

Now, let's put all our
gold doubloons into our
team treasure chest.

♪ Way hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three, four...

[Jake] Five, six, seven,
eight...

[Cubby] Nine, 10, 11, 12!

Yo-h*!

We got 12 gold doubloons!

And genie Skully
wishes for crackers!

[all laugh]

Men, let's get back to the ship.

Ow!

What be this?

Ooh! Think it be another lamp?

Lamp?! No! No!

Quickly lads! Run!

Run!

[Cubby]

This is gonna be awesome!

The crabs of King Crab
Island are holding their
scuttle races today.

We gotta go get front row seats!

But Cubby, we've been invited
to watch Queen Coralie's
mermaid water ballet.

And that's today, too!

Well, maybe we can go to both.

Where are the crabs
holding the race?

Bomeecom Bay.

Yay-hey, no way!

That's the same place
the mermaids are going
to be dancing!

I wonder if King Crab knows
the mermaids will be there.

I wonder if Queen Coralie
knows about the crabs!

We know how bossy King Crab
and Queen Coralie can be.

This could be interesting.

Come on! Let's go make sure
the crabs and the mermaids
are getting along!

- Is everybody ready?
- I got my sword.

- I've got my map.
- And I've got my pixie dust.

Yo-h*! Let's go see the crabs
race and the mermaids dance!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Come along, men!

I may be early, but I certainly
do not want to be late

for my rendezvous
with Red Jessica.

Nothing is more important
than spending time

with the sweetest
pirate gal ever.

- [voices chattering]
- Look alive!
Here come some crabs!

Not only crabs,
mermaids, too!

- [Hook] Blast! What are
they doing here?
- [mermaids giggling]

Hide, men! Now!

[crab] This way, boys!

We'll set up the race course
right along here.

[gasps]
Pardon? I'm afraid

you and your friends
will have to be...

...clattering along.

This feature's
already being used.

[laughs]
I'm sorry to disappoint,

but we're holding our Never Land
famous scuttle race here today.

Well, we are here to stage
our water ballet.

Looks like you lose, sister,
'cause us crabs was here first.

I am not your sister.
I am Queen Coralie,

Empress of the Never Sea.

We mermaids have been planning
this event for a year.

Well, I'm King Crab
of Crab Island

so hear me now!

We're gonna race, so youse
mermaids had best vamoose!

I am not going anywhere!

Same goes for me!

Ahoy, your majesties!

It's way too nice a day for
such a storm to be brewing
between the two of you.

Why, hello,
my land-walking friends.

Perhaps you're right.

Just because King Crabby
won't listen to reason

is no call for unpleasantness.

Well, maybe
we can help you guys.

It's like this. Crabs race when
the tide is just right.

Which is today.

And we always do it here,
end of discussion.

Well, our ballet has been
performed on this day

at this place for generations.

And so, naturally,
the dance must go on.

Hey! I got an idea!
Why don't you both
share the bay?

Yeah! The mermaids
can perform their ballet first,

then the crabs
can race afterwards!

Well, I suppose that might work.

Hey, I'm willing
to give it a shot.

OK. Now let's all try
our best to get along.

Just remember, Your Highness,

no crabby shenanigans!

And you watch yourself, too,

'cause I got both
my eye st*lks on ya.

Ha ha ha hey!

Isn't this exciting, Captain?

They're having a crab race
and a mermaid water ballet.

We should find a good place to
watch them from, too.

Ninnies! No one will be
watching anything!

All these annoying
creatures must go!

If I can get that crabby king
and fish queen squabbling again,

it'll ruin the day for them,
they'll clear out,

and then I can be alone
with me Red Jessica.

Get on a move-on up there.

There. Done and done.

Oh, my! That will never do.

You're right. Queen Coralie
will never allow

such tacky decorations
around our water ballet.

Decorations? No, no.

These are to mark
the way for the big race.

It's tacky, tacky, tacky.

And by order of the queen,

it must go!

Fish lady,
look what you've done!

Uh, where'd they go?

Don't matter. When King Crab
hears about this,

all them mermaids
will be in hot water.

OK, girls. Heads up!
Backs arched.

Fins out!

[pirates imitating crabs]
Hey yo! And from the top!

Huh? Who is that?

One, two, three, hop!

One, two, three, skip!

And curtsy!

Now remember, King Crab
wants we should dance

during the water ballet
so everyone will watch us

rather than the mermaids!

Sizzlin' swordfish!

Those crabs are going
to ruin our ballet!

Wait until Queen Coralie
finds out.

I knew you were a sneaky
sidewalking charlatan!

[laughs] Me?

Eels could take
slippery lessons from youse!

Your majesties,
now what's wrong?

Missy fishy-pants

has her guppies out
wrecking our race track!

King pinchy is plotting
to ruin our water ballet!

Which mermaids tried
to ruin the race track?

Let me see.
One wore glasses

and the other had a moustache.

Oh! Oh! And she had a hook.

What?! A hook?

That was no mermaid.
That was Captain Hook!

What's that sneaky snook
doing here?

I'm gonna find out!

I'm not sure your plan
is working, Captain.

Everybody's upset with each
other, but they're still here.

All we need to do
is stir up more trouble.

The ensuing brouhaha
will drive them all away.

I gotta let everyone
know what's going on.

Hook is trying to trick us?

Oh, that sneaky
sand shark's got no right!

messing around with us!

Somebody should teach
Captain Hook a lesson.

Hmm. That gives me an idea.

Maybe you two can work together
to get Captain Hook to leave.

Uh, I'm up for it I guess.

Why not?
What do you say, Queenie?

- Want to team up?
- To foil Captain Hook?
I would be delighted.

Well, at least you guys
finally agree on something.

Another eye sore?!

It will simply have to go!

Queen's orders, you know!

Come on, girls. We're starting
the water ballet early.

Time to dance!

[all shout]

[Hook gurgling]

Let the water ballet begin!

And a one! And a two!

- And a three!
- [gurgling]

♪ Poetry in motion,
the mermaid ballet ♪

- Beautiful!
♪ Their tails pirouette,
one, two three ♪

Now that's pretty!

[Queen] ♪ Gracefully floating
and waltzing on waves ♪

[King] ♪ Such a dainty
and beautiful thing to see ♪

[Queen] ♪ Composure and poise ♪

♪ Smiles if you please ♪

[King] Oh!

[King and Queen]
♪ So enchanting, the dance ♪

♪ Of the mermaid ballet ♪♪

[Hook and Smee screaming]

[both groan]

So what do we got here?

Two more for the scuttle race?

[grunting]
Race?!

Us?!

Gentlecrabs, on your claws,

eye st*lks set,

- and...
- Scuttle!

[all shouting]

- Yeah!
- [shouting continues]

[all groan]

It's a four-way tie! Wow!

Now that's one
for the record book.

I certainly enjoyed your race
more than I ever expected.

And it turns out,
I'm a big fan of water ballet.

[chuckles]
Who knew?

I mean, we should do our events
together next year, huh?

That's a wonderful idea.

Way to go!
For helping the mermaids
and the crabs get along,

we got ten gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go back
to Pirate Island!

- [kids] Bye! So long!
- [Skully] Catch you later!

Hey, thanks for your help,
land walkers!

The queen thanks you, too!

Farewaves to you all!

Mateys! Thanks for helping to
get the mermaids and the crabs

to work together!

Now, let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our team treasure chest.

♪ Way hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten!

Yo-h*!

We got ten gold doubloons today!

And I got a souvenir
from the crab races!

The starting flag!

Get ready, get set, scuttle!

[giggling]

James, is that you?

[groans]
Red Jessica?

You're here
for our rendezvous.

Oh, I'm so sorry
I'm late, James.

I was hoping we could watch
the crabs' scuttle race

and the mermaids'
water ballet together.

That's why I wanted
to meet you here.

What?

Together?

[moans]

Oh, James!

OK, fellas, here we go.

♪ A lazy day
dreaming on Never Land ♪

♪ Feet in the tide pool,
sitting on the sand ♪

♪ Then I'll serenade you with
a little ukulele by the sea ♪

♪ Ukulele by the sea ♪

♪ There's a star that
serenades on a little
ukulele by the sea ♪

♪ Ukulele by the sea ♪

♪ So you can make
a wish on a jellyfish ♪

♪ Swimming high up above ♪

♪ Or you can carry a tune
down the mermaid lagoon ♪

♪ And I'll be waiting for you ♪

♪ A lazy day dreaming
on Never Land ♪

♪ Feet in the tide pool,
sitting on the sand ♪

♪ Then I'll serenade you with
a little ukulele by the sea ♪

♪ Ba ba ba boo ♪♪