03x16 - Pirate Pogo!/The Sneaky Snook-Off

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] Pirate Pogo.

[Izzy] Buccaneer beach
combing rules, mateys.

Look what I found,
a pretty piece of sea glass

shaped like a unicorn.

I'm gonna use it
to make a necklace.

I found an old pirate
eye patch.

I found a tin of crackers.

You guys found good stuff
on the beach,

but I didn't find anything.
[sighs]

Uh, Cubby, check out
what you're sitting on.

Coconuts!
It's a book!

Never seen
these markings before.

They don't look like
anything that's on my map.

Maybe it's some ancient language
that tells a story or legend.

I don't know. It sorta
looks like musical notes to me.

Hey, Sharky and Bones,
they're musicians.

If it's music, they'll know.

Come on, mateys!
Let's find out what
kind of book Cubby found.

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

- Is everybody ready?
- Got my sword!

Got my map!
And my mysterious new book!

Got my pixy dust!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ They'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

- Let's go!
- ♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Sharky! Bones!
Any luck searching
those wrecks for treasure?

Not yet, Cap'n! [chuckles]
We'll keep looking.

- Oh! I found me a bucket.
- [grunting]

Oh! I found an old boot.

And I found some popinjays.

Ahoy, Bones. Ahoy, Sharky.

[both] Ahoy, me mateys.

We need your expert help.

I found an old book
washed up on the beach.

But I can't tell if these
are musical notes.

Let's see now.
What has we here?

It is music...
that leads to treasure!

- These be...
- [both] the lost songs
of Captain Ramone!

Loudest pogo pirate rocker
whatever sailed the Never Sea.

Pogo pirate rocker?

- Aye!
- [laughs]

When Cap'n Ramone played
pogo pirate rock

you just had to pogo.

You mean jumpin' on
one of those bouncy sticks?

No! The pogo's a dance.

- Like this.
- [both grunting]

[laughs]
Looks like fun.

- [both panting]
- 'Tis a tad better
with the music.

Coconuts!
Can you play it?

Aye, and so can ye.

Scavenge some instruments
out of these here wrecks.

- Yo-h*, let's go!
- Yeah!

[Cubby] Woo-hoo!

[tuning instruments]

Uh, we've never played
pogo pirate rock before.

Well, that's the thing
about pirate pogo, laddy,

there's no right
or wrong way to play it.
Just have fun.

But, ye can't do it ye-self
without dressing the part.

[chuckles]

One, two, three, four!

[all playing rock music]

[all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

- ♪ Every matey up and down ♪
- [all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

- ♪ Hit the deck louder now ♪
- [all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

- ♪ Oh, yo-h*, it's the... ♪
- [all] ♪ ...pirate pogo! ♪

- [all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪♪
- Stop this noise!

Stop it at once!

So this is what you've been
wasting your time with?

You're supposed to be
searching for treasure.

But, Cap'n, sir,
the music leads to treasure.

It does what now?

It leads to Cap'n Ramones
musical treasure.

Says here to follow the book's
instructions to a hidden cove.

Each pirate must do
the pogo three times.

Once for a ride,
once for a slide

and once for low tide
to reveal the musical treasure.

Well, what are we waiting for?
Strike up the band!

Treasure awaits!

Belay, everybody!

The book says
we're supposed to pogo here

at Count Off Clearin'
for some kind of ride.

Well, Bones,
count it off.

One, two, three, four!

[all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪♪

This is fun!
[laughs]

Captain Hook, we all have
to pogo to find the ride.

Boulder dash, I say.

Whoa-oa oh!

That's it, Captain Hook.
Pogo!

Unhand me, popinjays!

- Wait, look!
- [rumbling]

It seems to be working.

Whoa! It's Captain Ramone's
sail wagon.

- All aboard, mateys!
- Yay-hay!

For finding the ride
we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and po-go!

Crackers, yeah!

Hang on, everybody!

[cheering]

All right! Yeah!

[Izzy] Yippee!

[Cubby] Awesome!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

According to the book,
slide away cliff
is the next stop.

Every matey off.

Now, the next clue says

that if we pogo here
we'll find a slide.

Your turn to count us in,
popinjays.

[all]
One, two, three, four!

[all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

Oh dear, Cap'n.

That's not quite
exactly it.

I've got a cr*cker of an idea!

- Blasted bird!
- Jump for the feather hat.

- Feather hat!
- Give me that back!

Bust me buggards,
It be workin'!

[laughs]

[all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪♪

[all] Ooh! A cave!

And it leads to
Slide Away Slide.

All right!
We pogo'ed open the slide

and we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and...

Let's slide away!

[all] Go!

Where do you think it goes, sir?

- I'm afraid...
- Down we go!

[laughing and cheering]

Ah, coconuts!

This must be Captain Ramone's
hidden cove!

[Izzy] It's beautiful!

Yes, yes. Nature's glory
and blah blah and all that.

But I don't see any treasure!

Remember, Captain Hook,
we haven't played the pirate
pogo for the third time.

Everybody ready?

One, two, po-go!

Cap'n, sir, if we don't dance
we won't find the treasure.

I'm tired of dancing, Smee.

Izzy, we've gotta get
Hook movin' and groovin'.

I'm on it, Jake!

Just an eensy teensy
pinch of pixy dust.

XXX

- [crashing]
- [grunts]

[exclaims]

Hot, hot! Hot sand!

[rumbling]

- Look, mateys!
- It's workin'!

[all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪♪

[Hook] Look how
glittery and shiny it is.

- Wow!
- Awesome!

- Beautiful!
- Surely it's the treasure!

But what is it?

Ooh, looks to be
a fine old piratey juke box.

[gasps] Cap'n Ramone's
musical treasure! [laughs]

Will it spit out
diamonds and gold?

Don't know, sir,
but I suspect she'll spit out

golden pogo pirate rock hits!

But it's in the middle
of the cove.

How can we get out there
to work it?

A-ha!
The answer lies with me.

[grunting]

I'll need a coin.

Here, Captain Hook.
You can use one of
my gold doubloons.

[rock music plays]

'Tis the peg leg pogo.

Every matey jump on one foot!

[rock music continues]

Yo-h*! For finding Captain
Ramone's musical treasure

we got four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and peg leg po-go!

[rock music continues]

What a wonderful treasure,
hey, Smee?

Oh, Cap'n, sir,

seeing you pogo is a sight
I'll treasure forever.

Mateys, thanks for helping us
find Captain Ramone's
musical treasure.

Now, let's put
all our gold doubloons

into our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hay, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hay, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy]
One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight, nine!

Yo-h*! Today we got
nine gold doubloons!

Let's jam some more!
I wanna rock!

I'll pass. All that pogo'ing
plumb tuckered me out.

I'm just gonna rock my hammock.

[laughter]

- [snoring]
- [all gasp]

Play, ya louts!

I want to pogo and discover
more hidden treasure.

But, Cap'n, sir,
we be tired.

Play, I say.

[sighs]

One, two, three, four.

[playing music]

Do be careful, Cap'n.
Don't pogo too far over.

- I haven't fixed every...
- [Hook yelling]

[Smee]
...loose plank in the deck.

[Hook growls and shouts]

[Jake] The Sneaky Snook-Off.

Three pirates,
two pirates, one pirate.

Ready or not, here I come!

Good luck finding
your hidden mateys, Cubby.

Thanks, Mr. Tiki.

But I already found one.

- Gotcha!
- [yells]

- Huh?
- Give me back me nose!

Captain Hook?
I didn't know you were playing

Hide and Go Pirate
with us.

I am not!
I was...

I was...

The Captain saw you and your
mateys hiding and seeking

and thought you might be
after treasure.

Lookin' for treasure's fun,

but so is playing
Hide and Go Pirate.

- Wanna play?
- Ha!

Why would I ever play
with you?

I am a great pirate captain,
a hunter of treasure.

The sneakiest snook
in all Never Land.

Ah, you see?

Even these overgrown weeds
understand how special I am.

Not you, her!

Hook, the bumbling crook.

Beatrice Le Beak?!

What are you doing here?

Oh, I have been following you
in case you found treasure

for me to steal.

That's pretty sneaky.

Nonsense. I, Captain Hook,
am the sneakiest snook

in all of Never Land.

And I can prove it.

And how will you do that?

With a con... uh...

with a contest.
A sneaky snook-off.

May the sneakiest snook win.

You are on, Capitaine.

I shall swab the
proverbial deck with you.

[Hook] Never!

Oh dear. The Captain's
certain to get into trouble

trying to out-sneak
that one.

Don't worry, Mr. Smee.
We'll keep an eye on him for ya.

Mateys, help us keep
Captain Hook outta trouble.

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

- Is everybody ready?
- Got my sword!

- Got my map!
- Got my pixy dust!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ They'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

- Let's go!
- ♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

The snook-off rules are simple,

we each propose a challenge,
whoever wins two challenges
first wins.

And if we each win once,
then the winner of the third

and final challenge
shall be known forever

as Sneakiest Snook
in Never Land!

I'll flip a coin to see
who comes up with
the first challenge.

Heads.
Oh, heads it is.

I choose a race
up Felt Mountain.

First to the top
wins the challenge.

[gasps]

Me whirley hook,
you've stolen it.

No fair, Le Beak!
That's cheating!

That is the point, Hook.

May the best cheater win.

And that cheater shall be me!

[laughing]
What are you doing?

Getting to
the finish line first.

Not a chance!

[grunts]

[Hook yelling, indistinct]

[shouts]

Blast. [growling]

What?

You shall never meet
a snook as sneaky as I.

Yah! I am the winner
the challenge! [laughs]

Well, Hook, do you surrender

and proclaim me
the sneakiest snook?

Never!

I shall crush you, Le Beak!

You haven't beaten me
twice yet!

Are you certain you have
the courage to go on?

- [ribbets]
- [gasps]

[laughs] It's just
a little frog.

I know what it is,
petite pirate.

Make it hop away.
Please!

Interesting.

This has given me a superb idea
for the next challenge.

Listen up.

Each snook
must sneak through

to the other side
of Frog Hollow.

[gasps] No!

Yes. As you know, one must be
very quiet and sneaky

in Frog Hollow.

Or scads of frogs will awake
and jump on you!

You sneaky snook!

Look! Over there!
A golden unicorn!

What?!
Gold? Where?

See you at the finish line,
Hook.

Oh, Le Beak,
you are crafty.

But not nearly
as crafty as I.

We better follow 'em,
mateys.

Oh! Crumbling croissants.

It is a slimy
green nightmare.

Hook!
How could you do this to me?

[laughs]

[grunts]

[snapping]

Ahh!

Snapping turtles.

Oh, the painful pain.

[chuckles]

Couldn't have happened
to a less sneaky snook.

- [ribbets]
- [shrieking]

[grunting]

I did it. I won!

I beat Le Beak!

Hook, how could you?

- Frogs!
- You should've seen your face

when those amphibians
leapt out! [laughs]

Now, Cap'n, don't be so hard
on Miss Le Beak.

Why, imagine if old
Tick Tock Croc

were in that creek.

- You woulda been
more terrified than...
- Quiet, Smee!

What is this?

Hook fears the croc?

Preposterous!

Since we have each
won a challenge,

it is now time for
a third tie breaker challenge

to decide the winner.

Since you picked
the last challenge

I shall pick the next.

First one to strike
the gargoyle gong wins.

Gargoyle gong?!

Where in Never Land is that?

- It's in Crocodile Cavern.
- [gasps]

Not Tick Tock Croc's lair!

Is the Capitaine too afraid?

Then I shall win
for certain.

Au revoir!

No! Le Beak shall not
out-sneak me!

Come on, mates. The Captain's
gonna need our help for sure.

[snoring]

[floor creaking]

Hmm? [growls]

[gasps]

So, the beast is here.

[Le Beak] Alas, Captain Hook.

I will easily reach the gong.

Your fear of the croc
shall be your downfall, no?

Sorry, Le Beak.
It is you who shall fall down.

Yes.

[screams]

[bird screeches]

Ha-ha, Le Beak!

Now you'll never
ring the gong and win.

I have not yet begun
to be sneaky.

[growls]

You think you're clever,
but I will ring the gong first.

- [screeches]
- What in blazes?!

Flounder and blunder blast!

Well, I have more than one
sneaky trick up me sleeve.

Whoa!

Quick, Smee,
while she's distracted,

- get me across that pit!
- Whoa-oa!

Ta ta, Le Beak!

While you teeter there
I shall ring the gong!

- [grunting]
- I think not, Hook!

- [grunting continues]
- Izzy!

Way ahead of you, Jake.

Pixy dust away!

My back's...
Oh dear!

[Le Beak] Put me down!

Yah-hay! For saving Mr. Smee,
Hook and Le Beak

we got ten gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Oh thank you, sea cub.

No time for any thanks.

- I must fly over
and ring that...
- [gong rings]

While you two were busy
cheating each other,
I out-snooked you both!

I rang the gong! Ha-ha!

[both]
But that's cheating!

Now you both know how it feels!

I am the unsneakiest
non-snook in Never Land.

Blast!

- Bested by a bird.
- Le Foo!

Mateys, thanks for helping keep
Hook and Le Beak out of trouble!

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons into
our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hay, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hay, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy]
One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

Yo-h*! Today we got
ten gold doubloons!

And we got a new contest!

The first annual
Never Land Skully Off.

May the best Skully
win a cr*cker!

But there's only one Skully
in Never Land. That's you.

What do you know?
I win again!

Woo-hoo!

[all laughing]

[sighs] I lost the contest
I was born to win.

Oh now, Cap'n,
twasn't all bad.

You did receive
this surprise gift.

What's this?

"Too Hook.
Le ha."

Open it, sir, and see.

[both screaming]

[yelling and crashing]

[Hook] Smee!

[rock music]

[all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

♪ Here's the latest
dancing craze ♪

♪ For mateys
in the pirate trade ♪

♪ Try it now,
it won't take long ♪

♪ To learn this
scurvy jumping song ♪

♪ Bouncing buckles,
bounce along ♪

♪ But then look out below! ♪

[all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

- ♪ Every matey up and down ♪
- [all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

- ♪ Hit the deck louder now ♪
- [all] ♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

- ♪ Oh, yo-h*, it's the... ♪
- [all] ♪ ...pirate pogo! ♪

Ready, mateys?
Let's hit the deck together!

♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

Ha-har! In slow-mo!

♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

♪ Pipe up, pipe down,
here we go again! ♪

♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

♪ Let her rip! ♪

♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

♪ Pirate pogo! ♪

♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

♪ It's the pirate pogo! ♪♪

Ha-har!