03x23 - Mer-Matey Ahoy!/Pirate Pinball

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

[thunder crashes]

[Jake] Mer-Matey Ahoy!

h*! Keep your weather eyes
peeled for the
Great Seashell Reef!

We got a place where we can
hide from these stormy seas,
Captain?

We're not hiding
from any weather.

We're a-hunting for treasure.

The Golden Seashell of Plenty!

But Captain, all we can find
in this storm is waves
and more waves.

Aye, and me tummy be finding
a case of the wavy wobblies!

- [monster cackles]
- Oi! I be getting so seasick,

even me eyes are
playing tricks on me.

Fear not! Onward to treasure!

- [thunder crashes]
- Yay-hay, sure is stormy today.

But a little driftwood campfire
tonight will keep us
nice and cozy.

Just one more piece!

Whoa! Thanks!

You're welcome.
What's wrong?

Catfish got your tongue?

Oh, uh, sorry.

I've just never seen
a mer-boy before.

I can tell. The name's Finn.

- I'm Jake.
- Nice to meet you, Jake.

- [monster roars]
- Whoa!

But I'm in a splash
of trouble right now.

So I gotta ride the tide. Later.

Hold on, Finn! You helped me,
maybe my mateys and I
can help you.

[Jake] Crew,
meet our new friend, Finn.

- [Finn] Ahoy, Jake mateys.
- [thunder crashes]

Aw, coconuts!
Uh, it's great to meet you,
Finn.

Too bad it's such
a stormy day.

That storm is why I'm here.

Well, not just the storm,
but the Electric Storm Eel.

Storm Eel? I've heard
that those monsters can
create horrible thunderstorms

- and giant waves!
- Yeah, but we've
never seen one.

That's 'cause I'm supposed
to keep them locked away
in special eel caves.

But I accidentally unlocked one
of the caves with my trident.
Like this!

An Electric Storm Eel
got away.

I've been trying to catch it,
but it's too tricky to handle
all by myself.

Well, you're not alone anymore

Mateys, let's help Finn
return the Electric Storm Eel
to its cave

so we can stop the big storm.

Keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

- Is everybody ready?
- Got my sword!

- My map!
- And I've got my pixie dust!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

- Let's go!
- ♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

- [thunder crashes]
- [Jake] Yikes!

This storm is getting worse!

That means the Electric Storm
Eel causing the bad weather
is close.

- [electrical fizzling]
- Sizzling serpents!

Thar she glows! Storm Eel, ahoy!

[roaring]

Come on! Let's chase him
back to the eel cave!

[Jake] Aye, aye, Finn!
What do you say, Bucky?

[bell rings]

[alarm sounding]

[all] Dive! Dive! Dive!

Blast!

The Great Seashell Reef
should be around here somewhere.

Uh, Captain, uh,
I think it found us.

Finally,
something good happens!
Treasure awaits below!

- Dive! Dive!
- Aye, aye, Captain.

[Hook] Nothing shall stop me
from getting me treasure.

- [all yelling]
- [Hook] This is it, boys.

I am certain the Golden Seashell
of Plenty is just beyond
this door!

Blasted door!
Come on, come on!

[panting] Of all the rotten
barnacles, it's locked!

- [Bones] Uh, Captain?
- What now, Bones?

Captain, I'm seeing
things again!

What are you blathering about?

[Bones] A giant eel!

[Sharky] A mer-boy!

- [Smee] Sea pups!
- Puny pirates!
What are they doing here?

[Finn] The eel went this way!

We found the eel cave,
but no eel!
I wonder where he went.

- [Izzy] Yay-hay, no way!
- So, the popinjays
have a new fish friend

- with a fancy fork, eh?
- I think that's more
than just a fork, sir.

Flying fishsticks!
I'm never gonna get
that big eel back in this cave!

It's OK, Finn.
He couldn't have gotten far.

- He must be hiding.
- Yeah, in plain sight!

- Finn, look out!
- [growling]

[Finn] Whoa!

[laughs]

You sneaky snake!

Gangway, sea-lubbers!
I'm back!

Scuttle me scuppers!
The mer-boy's forky thingy
just unlocked that gate!

Oh, just as I thought,
it's magical!

Oh! Why, that's just what I
need to unlock the door

to the Golden
Seashell of Plenty!

Men, battle stations!

- [electrical fizzling]
- [Finn] Ha-ha!
It's just you and me, Sparky.

[all shouting]

Chum buckets!

Hey, I bet I can untangle you
from this mess with my trident.

- [Hook] You mean my trident!
- [all] Captain Hook?!

- What are you doing here?
- Wherever goeth treasure,
so goeth I!

And right now, I need this
magic fork to goeth open a door

to untold riches!

Quivering kelp!
I need my trident
to lock up the Storm Eel,

or this Never Storm
will never go away.

No time for your problems,
guppy.

I've got me own. Chin-h*!

[Jake] I've got an idea, Finn.
Skully, you help untangle Bucky.

And we'll take
the sea scuttlers.

Yo-h*, let's go
stop Captain Hook

and the Electric Storm Eel!

At last we've lost
the puny pests!

But we found more
trouble instead!

[yelling]

- [Bones] It's coming again!
- [Hook] Fire it up,
you silly squabs!

[all groaning]

Oh, dear!
The Squidilus is sinking!

Well, the good news is
we can't be sinking

if'n we already
be underwater. Eh?

[Hook] You blithering bumpkins!

Abandon the Squidilus!

[all shouting]

Captain overboard!

Pull me in! Pull me in!

[all shouting]

Come back! Save me!

Save me!

- My trident, if you please.
- Yes, yes, fine.

Whatever!

We be going down!

We be going back up!

- Whoo-hoo! Bucky to the rescue!
- [bell dings]

Oh, thank you, sea pups.

Oh! Thank you for what?

A ruined treasure hunt
and a rainy day?

[electrical fizzling]

[gasps] The Storm Eel!

[blows raspberry]

Finn, that eel likes
to play games.

So maybe it's time
we did the same!

- What you got in mind?
- Follow my lead!

Hey, Sparky, think you can
catch me and me mer-matey?

That's right, Jake. Bet your
little friend will never be
able to keep up with us.

[roars]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Ha-ha!

Cool currents! For once,
I don't have to chase the eel!

He's chasing me,
right where I want him!

- [Jake] Yo-h*!
- [Finn] Way to go!

Ha-ha! It's home sweet home
for the Electric Storm Eel.

The storm! It's over!
Which means...

- We did it!
- We all did it.

For returning the Electric
Storm Eel to its home
and ending the storm,

we got ten gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Thanks to you new mateys,
it's gentle waves
and smooth seas for me.

Now, I'd better go check
on the other Storm Eel caves
and make sure they're locked.

It sure was great
swimming with you, Finn.

Come on back
and visit us sometime.

You bet! Mer-mateys away!

Mateys, thanks for helping Finn
return the Storm Eel
to his home!

Now, let's put all our gold
doubloons into our
team treasure chest!

♪ Way-hay, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hay, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two,
three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

Yo-h*! Today,
we got ten gold doubloon!

And I got a big surprise!

Meet the world's first
mer-parrot.

- [all laugh]
- Oh, Skully.

[Sharky] Well, maybe
we didn't get the treasure
we was hunting for,

but it sure be swell
to sail on calm waters again.

- Har!
- Aye.

- Me tummy couldn't be happier.
- But I'm not so sure
about the Captain's.

[gagging] Oh!

Blast! [wretches, groans]

That's it, Captain,
pirate up.

He's the only pirate
that gets sick on calm seas.
[laughs]

[Jake] Pirate Pinball.

[Jake] Hang onto your bandanas,
mateys!

Watch me win this Pirate
Pinball game once and for all!

Cool! 'Cause if you win,
you'll be the first
to get all the way to the end!

- [dinging]
- [Cubby] Careful, Jake.

You're getting into
the bouncing buoys.

No problem.
I can handle this.

- [dinging]
- Whoo-hoo! Whoops!

[Izzy] Now you're in
the Wicked Coral Whirlpool!

Not for long!

Oh, no! The Lickety-Split
Rickety Tracks!

I've never gotten
this far before!

[grunts]

Cool!

- [dings]
- [all] Yeah! Whoa!

Crackers! A hidden door!

Yo-h*, what do you know?

It's a treasure map
to a place on Never Land
I've never heard of before.

Pirate Pinball Cove!

[Izzy] The cove? The beach?
The tracks?

Everything on the map
is just like our pinball game!

[Cubby] And it looks like
there's a hidden door.

Here's the best part:
the map says,

"Behind the door
is the secret treasure!"

All right! Come on, mateys!
Let's go to Pirate Pinball Cove,

and find the secret treasure!
Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

- Is everybody ready?
- I got my sword!

I got my map, and the map
to Pirate Pinball Cove, too.

And I've got my pixie dust!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

- Let's go!
- ♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

- ♪ And me ♪♪
- [bell dings]

Look alive, mateys!

Pirate Pinball Cove!

[Jake] Whoa! It's just
like our pinball game,
only bigger!

- [object whistling]
- [Hook screams, grunts]

Oh, how I do abhor
Mother Nature.

Captain Hook!
Were you spying on us?

I was not spying!

I just happened to be
exploring the area.

[all yelling, groaning]

We must have been
exploring too.

Aye. After the Captain
had us sneak behind you
the whole way here.

[laughs] You don't
have to be sneaky.

We'll gladly tell you
why we're here.

This is all a life-sized
Pirate Pinball game!

And we're gonna play it!

Oh, can we play too, Captain?
Can we?!

Certainly not.

I will not squander the day
playing pinball.

OK, but it's gonna be fun.

There's supposed to be
a secret treasure at the end.

See ya later.

Secret treasure?

Men, I have recently learned
of the presence
of secret treasure nearby.

We shall proceed to find it.

Oh, wonderful! Are we going to
play pinball with the sea pups?

Not with them!
After them!

Once I see how pinball
is played,

I shall beat the popinjays
at their own game.

Then I shall take the
secret treasure for me own!

The first thing we do
is ride raft down the stream.

Then yo-h*, let's row!

- Yay!
- Yay!

[shouting]

All hands on deck.

There be treasure ahead.

And pinball!

[cheering]

Eyes open, mateys!

We're coming to the
Bouncing Buoys.

[laughing]

Coconuts! If we don't get
out of here, we're sunk!

[grunts] Don't give up the ship!

- Grab an oar, and...
- [dings]

...paddle!

[straining, grunting]

[Izzy] We made it, mateys!

Yo-h*, way to go!

For getting past the buoys,
we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em, and go play
some more Pirate Pinball!

[shouting, laughing]

Shush!
We're not here to have fun!

We mustn't lose sight
of those puny pests!

It's the only way to learn
how to get through this nonsense
and find that treasure.

- [all shouting]
- [dinging]

[Captain] Smee, do something!

- [Smee] Aye, aye, Captain!
- [air hissing]

[groaning]

[spitting]

Well, I guess it's
game over for us.

Oh! Oh, no fair!

I was just getting
the hang of it.

Oi! Where's the Captain?

Oh, dear, he must
still be in the game!

How I loathe this puny

Pirate Pinball game.

Hold on tight, mateys!

The Wicked Coral Whirlpool
is next!

[grunting]

Gotta bump the boat
into the coral.

When we tap it, the coral will
sink back into the water.

[grunts] I can't do it!

- The current's too strong!
- Let me try!

[grunting] I can't reach it!

It's down the drain for us!

We gotta think
of something fast!

I know! We can throw
the oars like harpoons!

Maybe we can hit
the coral from here!

[Skully] Toss them on three!

- One, two, three!
- [all grunt]

[dinging]

[all cheer]

All right!

For escaping the
Wicked Coral Whirlpool,

we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and keep
on playing Pirate Pinball.

Crashing coconuts!

It's the Lickety-Split
Rickety Tracks!

- And it looks even trickier
in real life.
- All aboard!

[Skully] Let's go!

[all] Whoa!

[Izzy] Whoa!

[all shouting]

Junction ahead!
We gotta stay on the main track.

Lean like this!

[all cheering]

I can't believe I made it.

That infernal whirlpool spun me
senseless and made me seasick.

Oh, bother.
Am I expected to ride this?

This isn't a game,
it's t*rture!

Fie on those painfully
perky pests and their
blasted secret treasure!

[groans] Secret treasure?

[laughs] Why,
this is almost pleasant!

Uh... what's this?

[groans]

This must be my stop.

Good news!
Only two turns to go!

And they're coming up fast!

Get ready to lean hard
to the right! Now!

- Quick, to the other side!
- [all grunting]

[Jake] Here we go,
the end of the line!

Yo-h*, way to go!

- We did it!
- [Cubby] And look
what we found.

The door to the secret treasure!

Hey, I bet this lever
opens the door.

We're finally gonna find out
what the secret treasure is.

[Hook] You mean,
my secret treasure.

Back off, pestlings.

I've suffered greatly
and am in no mood

- to share!
- [dinging]

[gasps] It's a giant pinball
made of golden gold!

And it's mine! All... Ah!

It's all...
that I've ever... wanted!

Captain Hook,
can we help save you?

[Hook] No!

I... love... being... ah!

[sighs] Oh, well. Say so long
to the secret treasure.

Aw, that big, old ball would
never fit in our hideout anyway.

Besides, the real treasure
was the fun of working together

and getting
to the end of the game.

Yeah, and finding out
what the secret treasure was.

And for that, we got
four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em,
and go back to Pirate Island.

Mateys, thanks for playing
Pirate Pinball with us.

Now, let's put all our
gold doubloons into
our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hay, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hay, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six...

[Cubby] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*,
we got ten gold doubloons today!

Bong! Bing! Ding! Ah!

[laughing] Skully,
what are you doing?

I just can't get enough
of Pirate Pinball!

- Bong! Ding!
- [all laugh]

Bong! Ding-dong!

The secret... treasure...
is mine!

Mine! Mine!

Aw, would you looky there?
[laughs]

The Captain's finally
got himself a treasure.

Captain! How's it feel
to finally be a winner?

[Hook] Splendid!

Except for... the pain!

Oh! Ah!

♪ Every weekend me and Sharky
fix up our old bikes ♪

♪ We trick 'em out and take 'em
for a Pirate Island ride ♪

♪ Seashells in the spokes
that clickety-clack
when we ride by ♪

♪ Two-wheeling buccaneers
in the latest cycling style ♪

♪ Got nothing against a scooter
But matey I'd much sooner ♪

♪ Go riding on me pirate bike ♪

♪ There'll be hardy popinjays
We only got one gear ♪

♪ There'll be hardy popinjays
Like riding buccaneers ♪

♪ You need kickstands, cables
Inner tubes ♪

♪ You need sprockets, bolts
Reflective shoes ♪

♪ Come on, matey
Look alive ♪

♪ Let's go ride
some pirate bikes ♪

♪ There'll be hardy popinjays
And join us for a ride ♪

♪ There'll be hardy popinjays
Let's ride our pirate bikes ♪

♪ There'll be hardy popinjays
We only got one gear ♪

♪ There'll be hardy popinjays ♪

- ♪ Like riding buccaneers ♪♪
- [bell dings]