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03x27 - Jake's Awesome Surprise/Aye, Aye Cap'n-Cap'n!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

03x27 - Jake's Awesome Surprise/Aye, Aye Cap'n-Cap'n!

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

[Cubby] Jake's Awesome Surprise.

Cubby! Jake's party is about to
start at Birthday Beach,

and we don't have
a gift for him!

Hey! What is that?

Whoa... it's a treasure map!

"To ye who follow this map,
be clever!

Because it leads
to some awesome treasure!"

Crackers! I know what we're
gettin' Jake for his birthday!

Luckily this place is right near
Birthday Beach! C'mon, mateys!

Let's surprise Jake
with this treasure!

[Jake] Is everybody ready?

- [gasps]
- Jake?

Sorry, mates,
but I just can't wait to see

what you got me for my birthday!

Neither can we!

Um, Skully means,
we can't wait for the party!

Then let's heave-h*!
On to Birthday Beach we go!

♪ Yo-h*, birthday, away! ♪

♪ It's a treasure hunt
for Jake's special day ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Yay-hay celebrate
a pirate party ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

It sure was nice of Jake
to invite us to his party,
isn't that right, Cap'n?

Normally, I should only attend
birthday parties that are meant
for me.

[gasps]

Hee-hee-hee!
Pineapple... delightful!

Strawberry... wonderful!
Hermit crab...

- [snapping sound]
- [screams]

...painful!

Howdy boys, hope you picked out
something nice for us to give
Jake on his special day!

We sure did!

So, Bonesy,
what did we get him?

Um, something nice, I hope.

But... I didn't
get Jake anything.

Come to think of it,
neither did I.

[both] We forgot!

OK... so when Jake
isn't looking,

we'll sneak away from the party
and go search for the treasure.

Hey! Where'd the map go?

[grunts] Help!

I'm bein' attacked
by a flyin' squid!

[muffled yelling]

Calm yer seas,
it ain't no squid!

It be some old treasure map.
Hold yer boats!

How about we
find this treasure and give it
to Jake for his birthday!

[chuckles]

Moldy Crackers! I can't
find that map anywhere!

Don't worry, Skully.

We don't need it to find
the treasure for Jake.

I've got all
the directions right up here!

I think we're lost.
We're supposed to go to the
Forbidden Cliffs.

But I don't see any...
[grunts] Found it!

Heads up, mates. Check it out!
It's the Cave of Doom!

- [Cubby] Yo-h*, way to go!
- [Izzy laughing]

We need to go this way.

Oh... or that way.

[both scream]

Check it out, the treasure door!

Almost got it... almost...
It's locked.

Look! There's a riddle!
It says,

"What be with you all day long,
but whence night falls,
it is gone?"

Hey! I bet the door will open
if we answer the riddle!

That could take forever!

Hmm, Jake's really good
at riddles.

Maybe we can trick him into
figuring out the answer for us.

Good idea, Izzy!

Let's go back
to the party and try it!

Now let's see, the Forbidden
Cliffs should be right there!

Um, like those cliffs?

No, Bones,
them's gotta a hole in 'em.

Oh.

[both gasp]
The Cave of Doom!

That door's a big 'un!
The treasure must be
something special!

[grunting]

Here's something.

"What be with you all day long,

but whence night falls,
it is gone?"

A riddle? I'm no good at
figurin' those out,

but I know how to open
this door... by smashing it
with big hammers!

[chuckles]
To the Jolly Roger!

That looks like... an eagle!

- You got it, lad!
- Good one, Jake!

And that one looks like...
Bucky!

- [bell dings]
- Well done!

- Yay-hay!
- Awesome!

Ha! Easy one! That's Peter Pan!

OK, Cubby, now's our chance!

Hey, Jake! I've got
a riddle for you!

What be with you all day long,
but whence night falls,
it is gone?

Hmmm, that's a good one.
Could it be... a shadow?!

Of course!
That's it! A shadow!

C'mon Cubby, let's go!
Um, to check... Bucky.

For... barnacles.
Yeah, barnacles!

OK, but make sure
you're back in time for cake!

- Sure thing, Jake!
- Come on!

OK, here goes.

What be with you all day long,
but whence night falls,
it is gone?

Your shadow!

[rumbling]

Cool! Jake is gonna love this!

Hey! Where's it going?
The treasure's getting away!

Hammer h*!

Crikey! It be the treasure!

I told you
we just needed big hammers!

Let's get this rolly-treasure
chest back to the party
for Jake!

Bumpin' barnacles!
Runaway treasure!

The treasure! It's got
a mind of its own! Get it!

- Go Captain go!
- Look out, Hook!

You're gettin' warmer, Cap'n.
[chuckles]

Go on, pin the sail
on the pirate ship!

Blast and Barnacles!

[chuckles]
OK, Cubby, it's your turn.

Huh? Cubby and Izzy
still aren't back?

I hope everything's
OK with Bucky.

That's odd... their boot prints
lead into the jungle.

Grab it, Izzy!

[yells]

Belay that
buccaneer booty, Bones!

Got it!

Nope. It got me.

Well... so much
for the treasure.

[sighs] No prezzi
for Jake from us today.

Come on, Izz, we gotta
find that treasure chest.

- [bell ringing]
- [Smee] Time for cake
and presents!

Sorry, Cubby, we'll never find
the treasure chest in time now.

We better go back to the party.

Izzy? Cubby? Hmmmm.

Maybe they went
back to the party.

Yo-h* whoa! Look at that
treasure chest go!

Wait til my mateys see this!

It's time for Jake
to open his presents!

Hey, where is Jake?

Here I am! Thanks everybody,
for making my Birthday
an awesome day!

Um, Jake.
I, uh, hate to say this,

but we don't have any
presents for you.

Sharky and I also
be empty-handed.

It's OK. You've all given
me the best present
I could ever want,

the friendship of good mateys!

And now I've got
a big surprise for you!

[all] The treasure chest!

You were looking for it too?!

- Aye, that we were.
- To give to Jake!!

Treasure?! Why wasn't I told
about it! Open it and be quick!

[cawing]

It's... Peter Pan's shadow!

Pretty cool, huh?
[chuckles]

[all] Peter! Tinker Bell!

What a sight for me salty eyes!

I couldn't have wished
for anything better,
than Peter Pan and Jake!

I don't agree!

Good treasure huntin', mates!
I knew pirates like you
could find this treasure!

Wow! This is the most awesome
birthday surprise ever!

Hey, you didn't think Tink
and I would miss your party,
did ya?...

Happy Birthday, Jake!

And here's another present.

Fifteen special
birthday doubloons!

- Cool!
- Coconuts!

- Colorful!
- Whoo-hoo!

♪ Happy Birthday, Jake ♪

- [Skully] Whoo-hoo!
- [Sharky] Happy Birthday, Jake.

♪ Today's a day
for merry makin' ♪

♪ A jolly, once a year ♪

♪ A time to go a little crazy
for our favorite buccaneer ♪

[cheering]

♪ Happy Birthday, Jake ♪

♪ Yo-h*-h* gonna...
gonna celebrate ♪♪

[all laughing]

Mateys, thanks for making my
birthday extra special today!

Now let's put all our
birthday doubloons into
our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

C'mon, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake]
One, two, three, four, five...

[Izzy] ...six, seven,
eight, nine, ten...

[Cubby] ...11, 12, 13, 14 15!

Yo-h*!

Today we got 15
birthday doubloons!

And I've got
another awesome surprise...

- Me!
- [all laughing]

[Smee] Cap'n, even though
it's not your birthday,

the boys and I pitched in
and got you a little something.

Ohh!
Me very own golden anchor?!

Oh, no, it be an ordinary
anchor, we just painted it gold.

- What?
- It's the thought that counts!

Then I think it belongs
back in the sea!

[screams]

- [Hook] Blast.
- [both] Happy
not-your-birthday!

[Cubby] Aye-Aye, Cap'n-Cap'n!

Lads! A most urgent matter
has arisen that requires me to

spend the day on Seashell Beach.

I shall be visiting
me great and glorious mum.

Now, seeing as how Mr. Smee
will be joining me,

I'm leaving you two
in charge of the Jolly Roger!

[both] Us?

Correct! And I want you
to sail to Pineapple Island

and bring back a special kind of
fruit... the Golden Pineapple!

It's for Mama Hook. She wants to
serve it with her afternoon tea!

And what Mama Hook wants,
Mama Hook gets!
So go fetch that Pineapple!

[both] Aye-aye, Cap'n Hook!

Well, don't this beat all.
The Cap'n left us in charge.

It's gonna feel mighty peculiar
with no one barkin' orders at
us.

Y'know, Bones, every pirate ship
needs a cap'n. Maybe one of us
should be the cap'n for the day.

Well, I could be the cap'n,
or you could be the cap'n.

[both]
Or we both can be the cap'n!

I must say, Cap'n Bones,
you look splendid!

Right back at cha! But say,
Cap'n Sharky, what do we do now?

Well, I was hoping you
might know, Cap'n Bones.

Ahoy there, Sharky, Bones.

[both] Ahoy, poppin' jays!

- Cool.
- Awesome!

- [Jake laughs]
- Nice hats!

Goin' to a costume party?

[chuckles]

No, sir! Cap'n Hook went
to visit his mum.

And he left us in charge so
we're the cap'ns for the day!
[chuckles]

We're sailing to
Pineapple Island to get
a Golden Pineapple for teatime!

- Sweet!
- Cool.

- Awesome!
- Gallopin' galleons!

How would you sea pups
like to be our crew?

Sounds like fun! C'mon, mateys!

Let's be Sharky and Bones' crew
and help them get
a Golden Pineapple!

Remember to keep a lookout
for Gold Doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword!

I got my map!

And I've got my Pixie Dust!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

- Hoist the colors!
- Lower the boom!

Huh, what did he say?

- Fire when ready!
- Prepare to dive!

[indistinct yelling]

Keelhaul the mizzenmast!

Captain and Captain! Stop!

We don't know
which one of you to listen to!

This just isn't
working out, guys. Hey!
Maybe you should take turns.

Well...
that would be OK by me.

Me, too. But I wanna go first!

Pineapple Island dead ahead!

Then as captain I say... lower
the dinghy, we're goin' ashore!

Remember mateys, it's my turn
to be cap'n, so everybody
has to do what I say!

Oh, this is fun!

We better be careful,
Captain Bones. There are
sharks in these waters!

Sharks? Then maybe
I should be the cap'n now!
I knows all about sharks.

Sorry, Sharky. It's my turn!

Aye-aye, Captain Bones.

Look alive, mateys. Shark!

Make that a flying shark!

[yelling]
Everybody row faster!

Scuttlin' schooners! We can't
row faster than a flyin' shark!

What should we do,
Captain Bones?

[stammering]

[screams]

Yikes!

Oi! He's so big and bitey!
I don't know what to do!

Oh! I do!

That big fella is just hungry
and lookin' for a bite to eat.

Anybody got grub?

Crackers! I've got crackers,
of course!

Very good, Mr. Skully!
Now fly out over the water and
drop the crackers as ya go!

Aye-aye! Crackers!
Get yer crackers!

Tastiest pirate snack
in all of Never Land!

Woo hoo! For helpin' Sharky
feed the flying shark,

we got five gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go to shore!

Thanks, Sharky! Your advice
really saved the day!

My pleasure, matey!

I should've listened to you,
Sharky.

I guess I'm not such a good
cap'n... Well now it's your
turn.

Wish me luck! 'Cuz here I goes!

Mateys, we gotta
stick to this trail.

It's the only way to the grove
where the Golden Pineapples
grow!

Then we gotta problem.

Munchin' monkeys!

Well, since it's my turn
to be cap'n,
I'll just get 'em to move.

Ahoy, my good monkeys!
I wonder if you would be
so kind as to move.

[blow raspberries]

Excuse me, Cap'n Sharky,

but I know lots about monkeys.
I can get 'em out of the way!

No, no! No!
It be my turn to be cap'n!

I'll just be firm with
these long-tailed scalawags!

Monkeys, now hear this!
Off you go!

[yawns]

I said, go...
[yells]

[all laughing]

I think I know how to put
an end to this monkey business.

There's a law of the jungle that
every monkey has to follow:

- Monkey see...
- Monkey do!

So mateys, follow my lead!

[all laughing]

♪ Monkey see, monkey do, do
a-doodily do ♪

♪ You follow me,
I'll follow you, you
a-doodily do ♪

♪ When I do this
Then you do that ♪

♪ Copy me you copycat ♪

Monkey do what you see ♪

♪ Gotta do doodily do-lah-di ♪

- ♪ Dig-dag-do ♪
- ♪ Dig-dag-do ♪

- ♪ Icky, icky, ooh ♪
- ♪ Icky, icky, ooh ♪

♪ Monkey see, monkey do ♪

♪ Do, do, doodily do ♪♪

Way-hey! We helped Bones dance
the monkeys out of our way

and we got five more
gold doubloons!
Let's grab 'em and go!

Bones, you sure know
your way around a monkey!

Awww, it was nothing.

Y'know Bones, I...
I should've listened to you.

I guess I'm not such
a very good captain either.

Check it out, mateys! Up ahead!
It's the Pineapple Grove!

Them be the Golden Pineapples
Cap'n Hook wants us to get!

Blimey! How'd they get
way up there?

I don't know. I guess that's
just the way they grow.

How are we going to pick 'em?

Um. Which one of you is captain?

I'm not sure.
Neither of us has done
such a good job bein' cap'n.

Maybe someone else should lead.

Way-hey, no way!
You can't give up now!

Maybe you should try helping
each other like you did before
you were captains!

Well, we wuz
always good at that.

I bet we could figure out a way
to get at them pineapples if
we work together, Bones.

Say, Sharky, remember the time
we tried to climb one of these
Rubber Palms? It bent over.

Yeah! When it sprung back,
it flung us sky high! Ohh.
[chuckles]

Oh... You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

Aye! Let's spring our way up!

[both yelling]

We made it, Cap'n Bones!
[chuckles]

[chuckles] We sure did,
Cap'n Sharky.

But how do we get down?

[Bones] I think I fell
on me pineapple.

Way to go!
You got a Golden Pineapple!

We got two! One for Mama Hook!

And one for you!

You earned it and then some.
No pair of Captain's
ever had a better crew!

Or better mateys!

Thanks!
Now you'd better get goin'!

You've gotta get
to Captain Hook and Mama Hook!

[all] It's almost teatime!

Whoo. Gangway! We gotta run!

Hurry, mateys! We'll drop you
off at Pirate Island on the
way!

Mateys, thanks for helping
Captain Sharky and Captain Bones

get the Golden Pineapple
for Mama Hook.

Now let's put all our gold
doubloons into
our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

C'mon, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Skully] One, two,
three, four, five...

[Izzy]
six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*! Today we got
ten Gold Doubloons!

And I've got Golden Pineapple
doubloon treats!

So, as captain of the kitchen,
I order everyone to dig in!

[all] Aye-aye, Captain Cubby!

[all laughing]

What a lovely Golden Pineapple.

And it's just in time for tea!
I do hope it wasn't too much
trouble.

Errr, not too much...

Now you may join James
and Mr. Smee for my tea!

You heard me mum. Sit!

Now, now boys!
Take off your hats!

It's bad manners
to wear them at the table.

You lads did well.

But no matter how many
captains may be here,

you must remember
who's really in charge!

James! Elbows off the table!

Aye-Aye, mummy.

[both] Oh...

♪ Here's your party,
birthday, matey ♪

♪ Yay-hey birthday ♪

♪ And all your crew is here ♪

♪ Join the party now,
me hearty ♪

♪ Yay-hey birthday ♪

♪ You're the
birthday buccaneer ♪

♪ Yo-h* and happy birthday ♪

♪ Yar-har hoist away ♪

♪ Yay-hey
a happy birthday day ♪

♪ Blow out the candles
on the coconut cake ♪

♪ And make ye a wish so fine ♪

♪ My thunder dance
be a birthday jig ♪

♪ I will sing one more time ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Here's your party,
birthday, matey ♪

♪ Yay-hey birthday ♪

♪ And all your crew is here ♪

♪ Join the party now,
me hearty ♪

♪ Yay-hey birthday ♪

♪ You're the
birthday buccaneer ♪

♪ Yo-h* and happy birthday ♪

♪ Yar-har hoist away ♪

♪ Yay-hey
a happy birthday day ♪♪