03x32 - Dread the Evil Genie/Sandblast

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

[whistling]

[Jake]
"Dread the Evil Genie!"

[all] Skully!

You like my new tune, mateys?
I call it the "Jellyfish Jig!"

Uh, I think we'd all like it
better if maybe...
you'd take a little break?

Aw, crackers,
you don't like my whistling?

We don't mean
to harpoon your fun, Skully.

Eeee... You just
need more practice.

[groans] A lot more!

Coconuts!
Who are you?

I'm a simple visitor,
passing through.

Salutations, hello,
greetings and the such!

Ahoy! I'm Jake and this
is my pirate crew.

Pirates, yes you are!
But not genies.

You see, lad,
I'm looking for a genie,

one who I can sense
is not very far from here.

I bet you mean
Pip the Pirate Genie.
He's a good matey of ours.

Ah, Pip! Yes, he's a dear
old friend of mine.

Haven't seen him in ages.

If it's not too much trouble,
could you possibly lead me
to him?

Sure! Any friend of Pip's
is a friend of ours.

C'mon crew,
let's call for Pip!

[all] Yo-h*, hip-hip,
calling Pirate Genie Pip!

Ahoy, mateys!
Great to see ya!

Pip! Say hello
to an old friend of yours!

Hello!

[screams]
He's no friend!

He's Dread the Evil Genie!

He steals other genies' magic
to use for himself!

Yay-hey, no way!
You tricked us!

Yes, I did. I do lots of things
to get what I want.

And what I want is
to recharge my magic.

You will do nicely,
Pip the Pirate Genie.

[gasps]

[screams]
My magic, it's fading!

[all straining]

My genie magic is growing!

- Let go of Pip!
- Stop, you fiend!

Izzy! This is an emergency,
get us outta here!

You got it, Jake!
Pixie Dust, a...

No way!
My Pixie Dust!

Do not interfere with me,
mortals! I hate interference!

Then you leave Pip alone!

[Dread] My bottle!

We've gotta hide you
before Dread returns!

Whew!
Do I miss my Pixie Dust!

I wish we could just swing
like monkeys over to
the other side of Never Land!

I got this one!
Genie-wish magic, do your thing.

Help me and my mateys
swing-swing-swing!

[all grunt]

Crackers!
Your magic's busted, Pip!

'Cause Dread took most of it.

And he's not gonna stop until
he traps me in his bottle
and takes all my magic!

And the worst thing is...

Dread can sniff out my magic
from almost anywhere!

Well, I know a place where he'll
never sniff you out! Follow me!

Once again we traipse across
Never Land to find treasure

and end up
with finding nothing but...

- A shiny bottle! Ooh!
- [Dread] Ah! There you are!

Someone's coming! Hide!

Much better!

But I still don't have
enough genie-power.

I need the rest of
that Pip's magic!

Another genie, eh?

Curse you, Pip!

And that Jake and his pack
of pirates who dare
to keep you from me!

I would give a king's ransom
to capture that runaway genie!

[gasps]
A king's ransom?!
I want that!

[all screaming]

What?

Sneaking up on me, hey?

I shall turn you all into worms!

Now-now-now-now let us not be
too hasty, magical sir!

I, the esteemed Captain Hook,

would like to take you up
on your king's ransom offer!

And what could you do for me?

Well, you seem to be
bothered by those puny pirates.

I could keep them busy
and you can find your genie.

I rarely need
the help of others.

But time and my power
are running out.

Sooooo... Yes.

Let us make the deal now!

Sign this contract,
and once I have the genie Pip,

you will have
your payment of treasure!

- Aha!
- It is done!

A king's ransom shall be mine!

Hook, you go distract those
pirates and I shall sniff out
their genie friend!

Do not fail me.

The trail is weak,
but there is a new scent.

[sniffing]
[groans]

Such a vile place!
Such a stink!

No one would ever think of
entering there! Bah! Away!

I told ya this is the place
where nobody could
sniff you out!

Pee-yew! No kidding!
But I can't hide here forever!

Dread won't stop until
he has me and all my magic.

[groans] You're in danger, too.

I should just
give myself up to him.

Pip's right!
He should give himself up!

- What?!
- Relax, Skully. I have a plan.

I noticed that when Dread lost
his bottle, his magic faded.

We've gotta get that bottle
away from him for good!

Pip, you distract Dread.
Then my crew can sneak up
and snatch his magic bottle!

Let's do it!

Cap'n!
Popinjays comin' this way!

Splendid!

Quickly, lads, hide!

Blast! What's he doing here?

OK, Dread. You win! I give up!

Ah, you've finally come
to your senses, Pip.

Escape is hopeless...
[cackles]

♪ For I am the Taker
of Genie Magic ♪

♪ The one whom
every genie fears ♪

♪ Abandon all hope when
Dread the Evil Genie is near! ♪

♪ And Dread is here! ♪♪

Now's our chance!
Get the bottle!

- [snapping sound]
- Uh-oh!

h*-h*!
A king's ransom is mine!

Mr. Dread, I have fulfilled
my part of the agreement,

I expect payment!

I should've known that
sneaky snook was in on this.

Very well! It's been
a pleasure doing evil with you!

Glory be! A king's ransom!
And it's all mine!

Now, we shall finish this!

Yay-hey, no way!

Pip! You still have
some magic in you, use it!

Oh, yeah, right!

I wish to fly away!
I wish to fly away! I wish...

[buzzing]

Oops! I didn't expect that!

Flies?! Bah! Pests!

[gasps] Whoa!

The bottle!

- Give it up!
- That's my magic inside!

- It's mine!
- Give it here!

[both] Whoa!

I... I got it?
I got it!

[groans]
Return that at once!

No! Now I am the Taker of Magic,
whom you should fear!

It's payback time, Dread.
I wish you in here!

I am Dread!

Dread!

Yo-h*, way to go!

Thanks!

Mateys swinging from the tree

I genie-wish to set you free!

All right! For helping Pip
defeat Dread the Evil Genie,

we got 11 Gold Doubloons!

So, Pip, what are you
gonna do with Dread?

Well, I know a place where
he can take a nice long rest.

Take this bottle
to a faraway lands...

...bury it deep
under the Never Sands!

[Skully] So long, evil genie!
I wish to never see you again!

Skully,
may all your wishes come true!

See you sometime soon, mates.

So long, Pip!

- Bye-bye!
- See ya soon!

And now... for the final
treasure chest!

By thunder... a king's crown
to go with me king's ransom!

[whooping]

[growls]

Oh-no!

[Bones]
Run for ye worthless lives!

Mateys, thanks for helping
Pip today.

Now let's put all our
Gold Doubloons into
our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine,
ten, eleven!

Yo-h*, we got
eleven gold doubloons today!

[Skully] And look!

I'm a genie in a bottle!

Just kidding!
[chuckles]

[all laughing]

Speaking of genie bottles,

what do you suppose happened
to Dread the Evil Genie?

[Dread] By the Wicked Winds
of Marlagoth! I shall return!

- [bottle cracks]
- [Dread cackles]

[Jake]
"Sandblast!"

[Hook] Follow me, men!

I am mere inches away
from reaching

the Treasure of
Captain Extraordinaire,

the finest fortune hunter
ever to pilfer and plunder!

Your hard work
has finally paid off

after all these years
of failure after failure...

Success!

There it be!
The answer to all me troubles!

Treasure! It's mine, all...

[all] Mine!

Oh, dear.

It's mine! I was here first!

I was here first!

Excuse me, captains,
but we were all first!

Why don't we all
share the treasure?

[both] Never!

Well, if we're not gonna share,
there's only one fair way

to decide who gets the treasure,
let's have a contest!

Oh, good ideaer, Jake!
And I know just what kind.

One that will definitely
put wind in our sails!

Fine. If it's a contest
you want, count me in.

I am sure to win!

[chuckles] We'll see about that,
Captain Hook!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Ahoy, Captain Flynn!

Welcome to the Never Sands
Desert Speedway Challenge!

- [Izzy] Whoa!
- [Cubby] Awesome!

Ready to rock 'n ride
around the dunes?

[all] You bet!

Check out... The Dune Zoomer!

Sweet ride, lad.
I hope it can keep up
with me Golden Sand-blaster!

[engine revs]

Gangway for...
Desert Lightning!

And the big winner,
which is of course, me!

Is it just me, or did
a blast of hot air blow in?

Listen up, Pirate Racers!
The rules are simple.

Ye need to complete three full
laps around the Speedway track.

During the race, each of us will
get help from our own personal
pirate pit crews.

- Yeah!
- Woo-hoo!

One important tip: Avoid
the Swirling Sandstorm Pit!

Its pull is stronger than
a thousand desert storms.

Anything caught in it
will be destroyed!

That would be bad coconuts!

And most importantly,
the winner of the race

will get the Treasure
of Captain Extraordinare!

All hands on the sands!

Hoist your sails and...
Yo-h*, let's go!

- [horn sounds]
- Go, go, go, go!

♪ I'm racin' in the wagon ♪

♪ No one's faster ♪

♪ Racin' in the wagon ♪

♪ I'm wheelie poppin'
Ain't no stoppin' ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ Hold on now
Here I go ♪

♪ So fast I'm flying low ♪

♪ Watch my wagon ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪♪

[Izzy and Cubby]
Go, pirate racers!

[all cheering]

Sail aside, Flynn!
You're in me way!

Stow it, Hook!
You be in my way!

[chuckles] Thanks for
clearing the way for me!

[both] What?!

No one gets ahead
of Captain Hook,
especially that puny Pipster.

Anchor's aweigh!

Yo-h*, oh-no!

Move over, ya buccaneer bumpkin!

[coughing]

You're gonna pay for this,
Hoo... Hook!

That was a really dirty trick,
even for you, Captain Hook!

Aw, chew on me dust,
ya sand-lubbers!

Buckets of bilge-water!
I'm gonna need
a little help from my...

...pirate pit crew!

[dinging]

[Izzy] Hold on, Jake!
We'll get you back on course!

[camel screeches]

Camille! Good to see ya!
Give me a hand, er, hoof!

Thanks, mate!
You're the best!

Thanks, Bucky.

See ya guys later!

- Good luck, Jake!
- Go get 'em!

Sand crabs! Ol' Feather Head
made his first lap around
the track!

He's in first place!

I'm winning!
[laughing]

Step lively, ya swabs.

I wants to look me very best

when I finish the race
and gets me treasure prize!

Woo! It's lap number one
for Sandblastin' Flynn,

followed by Dune Zoomin' Jake!

Boiling barnacles!
Those scurvy pests are back!

Move it, men!
If I don't win this race,
your lives will be miserable!

You mean it could get worse?

[all coughing]

Onwards to victory!

Get that claptrap wagon
of yours off the road, Hook!

[groans]

How dare Flynn bellow at the
great and glorious me!

This calls for Plan B...
the Buccaneer Bulldozer!

You OK, Captain Flynn?

I'll feel better after
I catch up to that lowdown
cheatin' Hook

and beat him
at his own sneaky game!

Whoa! I think you're taking
this race way too seriously.

It's supposed to be fun!

Beating Hook
is all the fun I need!

Be careful, captain!

Cranky crackers! Ol' Sandy
Shorts made his second lap.

One more lap and,
I hate to say it, he'll win!

Whew! Thar they go!
Jake and Flynn made
their second laps, too!

Whoa-hoo!

Fie, flotsam and fury!
Jake is ahead of me?!

I shall put a stop
to this at once!

Hey, put me down!

With pleasure!

Whoa!

Just giving you a little break
from all the excitement, lad!
[laughing]

Two can play
at this game, Hook!

Oh, no, you don't!

[both yelling]

[both] It's the
Swirling Sandstorm Pit!

Gotta act fast!

[whirring]

Captains, catch!

Whoo-hoo!

Blast and barnacles!

[both]
This is all your fault!

Way to go!
For saving the captains,
we got 12 gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go finish the race.

[all cheering]

Congratulatory crackers!

Jake wins the race,
and the Treasure
of Captain Extraordinaire!

[all cheering]

Thanks for savin' me hide,
matey. I gotta admit,

I was so stubborn
about beatin' Hook, I made
things worse for all of us.

I forgot that the race
was supposed to be fun.

How about you, Hook?

Just open the treasure chest
and let me see
what I should have won!

[giggles]
Patience, Captain Hook!

Swash-buckle!
It's an awesome hang glider!
This treasure is extraordinary!

Of course it is...
for the "winner".

Well, you know, Captain Hook,
a great winner likes
to share his treasure!

We can all ride it!

Thanks, matey. You're a genuine
winner in my book!

Thanks, but no thanks!

Have it your way, captain!

- [Jake] So long, Captain Hook!
- [Flynn] Fair winds to ye!

[dinging]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Hey-hey!

Cap'n, I'm shocked! Since when
do you say no to treasure?

If I can't have all
the treasure for me-self,
then I want nothing!

And as usual,
we gots nothin'!

Mateys, thanks for joining us
for today's Sandblastin'
Sail Wagon Race!

Now let's put all
our Gold Doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight...

[Cubby] Nine, ten, 11, 12!

Yo-h*, we got

And I got my very own
cr*cker-tastic sand
sail wagon.

It's made out of crackers!

Oh, well,
it's not very sturdy...

But it sure is tasty!
Whoo-hoo!

Finally! Water!

Not you... again?!

A little... assistance please!

Oh, dear! I do hope
the Cap'n wins this race!

Well, I gots my doubloons
on the green ticky-tock feller!
[chuckles]

♪ Pirate pogo ♪

♪ Here's the latest
dancing craze ♪

♪ For mateys in
the pirate trade ♪

♪ Try it now
it won't take long ♪

♪ To learn the scurvy
jumping song ♪

♪ Bouncing buckles
bounce along ♪

♪ But, men, lookout below ♪

♪ Pirate pogo ♪

♪ Every matey up and down ♪

♪ Pirate pogo ♪

♪ Hit the deck lively now ♪

♪ Pirate pogo ♪

♪ Oh, yo-h*
it's the... ♪

♪ Pirate pogo ♪

Act ready, mateys.
Let's hit the deck together!

♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

Arr... in slo-mo.

♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

Pipe up, pipe down.
Here we go again!

- ♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪
- Let 'er rip!

- ♪ Pirate pogo ♪
- ♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

- ♪ Pirate pogo ♪
- ♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

- ♪ Pirate pogo ♪
- ♪ Oh, yo-h* ♪

♪ It's the pirate pogo ♪♪

Har-har!