04x11 - The Creature of Doubloon Lagoon/Minotaur Mix-Up!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

Coconuts!

Swabbin' the Mighty Colossus
is one mighty chore.

Aye, Cubby.

But think about how nice
she'll look when we're done.

Nothing like
a ship-shape ship.

Ouch!
Whoa!

Crackers! It's
the Mighty Colossus

emergency signal flare.

Oops.
[ nervous chuckle ]

Sorry I set it off,
Captain Jake.

That's okay, Cubby.

Accidents happen.

From now on, just try
to watch where you mop.

Aye, aye, Captain.
Will do.

Huh?
Guess I missed a spot.

Coconuts. These look like
funny footprints.

I wonder where
they come from.

Huh?

[ Cubby screaming ]

Uh, did you guys
hear that?

HOOK: By Neptune's
nose whiskers.

Do you see
that hideous creature?

Oh, dear, I'm
afraid I do, sir.

Perhaps that's why
the popinjay set off
the emergency flare.

Oh, 'tis the creature
of the blue lagoon.

Thunderation!

Them old stories
are true!

♪ Splish, splash,
what was that? ♪

- ♪ With the flick
of a fin, he's gone ♪
- ♪ He's gone ♪

♪ He's the creature of
the blue lagoon ♪

♪ A fish phenomenon ♪

♪ Get a glimpse
and I'll tell you, mate ♪

♪ You'll thank
your lucky stars ♪

♪ 'Cause you just might find
the mighty treasure ♪

♪ That he guards ♪

♪ Here's a tale of
the Never Sea ♪

♪ It's one
you may not know ♪

♪ You may not know ♪

♪ The creature in
the blue lagoon ♪

♪ Blub, blub, blub,
down below ♪

Treasure?!

Stop that singing
and launch the dinghy.

BOTH: Aye, aye, Cap'n.

JAKE: What in Never Land
was that, Cubby?

Some kind of
burbling gill guy.

What do you think
he wanted?

Crackers, look.
Old Featherhead's
after him.

Faster, you louts.

[ straining ]

I want that creature's
mighty treasure...

mightily.

Yo h*, uh-oh.
When Hook hunts treasure,

he always
causes trouble.

We better follow along,

and make sure he doesn't
bother the creature,

or steal his treasure.

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirates and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Oh, my, Cap'n, look.

Aha! The monster's
flippers may help him swim,

but on land,
they leave footprints

that lead
right to him.

Oh, dear me.
How terribly handy.

Step lively, men.

I'm sure we'll
find treasure

just over this dune.

Yo h*,
there they go.

Come on.

Mateys, look alive.

What is this place?

Oh, coconuts.

Jake, the gill guy's
leading us toward...

[ gasps ]
Spooky Swamp.

Oh, my word, Cap'n.

Must we follow that fellow
into this fallow swamp?

Just stick close
to your fearless leader.

I shan't lead you astray.

We seem to have gone
astray, sir.

Right into
an icky sticky pond.

- [ owl hooting ]
- Who said that?

Who? Why, it's just
an owl, Cap'n.

I speak a bit of Owlish
meself.

She said there's been
no amphibian creatures

in this pond.

Ribit. Ribit.

Oh, Mr. Froggy's
speaking Frogese.

He says he's never ever
even seen a gill creature
come this way.

[ gill creature burbles ]

And that wee bit of
creature burble talk

translates to, "I'm not
over here pretending
to be a tree."

h* h* h*,
mighty impressive, Bones.

You speak Owlish,
Frogese, and Gill Creature.

Wait one moment.

He's pretending
to be a tree?

That tree is him.

Ooh, he's getting away.

Grab him, men.

Right away, sir.

This is gonna
be sticky.

And squishy.

JAKE: Crew,
shake a leg.

The gill guy
went this a-way.

- Later!
- See ya!

Wouldn't wanna
be ya.

Blast you, popinjays.

Men, grab a vine
and follow that monster.

Yo h*, let's...

- [ screaming ]
- Snake!

Slow down.
We're trying to help you.

Run, men.
Run for your lives.

Running, Cap'n.

Running!

Bye-bye,
sea pups.

Aw, coconuts.

Hook's about to catch up
to the gill guy.

HOOK: Fear is indeed
a great motivator.

What a great dive.

Dove right into
the blue lagoon.

A lovely spot,
but Cap'n,

we've never found
treasure here before.

Because that monster
has hidden it.

Men, follow me.

That treasure is mine.

Heads up. Captain Hook's
getting away.

We gotta stop him.

Now, men.

[ laughs ]
It appears you are

the catch of the day.

Now show me where I might
find this mighty treasure
you guard.

[ burbling ]

He says his name's
Gilly,

and he'd be glad
to show you, Captain.

Just let him
out of that net.

I see.
A trade, eh?

His freedom
for the treasure?

Shiver me timbers,
Hook's netted the gill guy.

Izzy, this looks like
an emergency.

Pixie dust away!

A gilded sword!

That must be
the mighty treasure.

I'll take that.

[ burbling ]

Mine.

- Loose sword!
- Loose sword!

At last.

A gleaming piece of
real treasure is mine.

Ha ha!
All mine!

Not so fast,
Captain Hook.

That sword doesn't
belong to you.

Hand it over now.

Oh, by golly goodness.

How rude of me to take it.

By all means, Captain Jake,

allow me to
give it to you.

Coconuts.

Look out, Jake.

Oh, my.
Careful, Cap'n.

Don't worry, everyone.

This ends now.

Swash me buckles.
I be trapped.

[ burbling ]

Yo h*, way to go,
Captain Jake.

[ burbling ]

What's he saying?

Gilly says thank you, Jake,
for returning the sword

of Captain Colossus.

ALL: Captain Colossus?!

[ burbling ]

Gilly here used to be
mateys with Captain Colossus.

When he saw
the emergency flare today,

he thought the captain
had returned.

So that's why he
came aboard our ship.

Captain Jake,
the newest skipper

of the Mighty Colossus,
at your service, Gilly.

[ burbling ]

That means he's
your matey now,
Captain Jake.

And like he used to do
for Captain Colossus,

he be glad to guide
your ship

through any trouble
or turbulent seas.

[ burbling ]

For you,
Captain Jake.

Thanks, Gilly.

Now I've got
another cool sword.

Perhaps you could use
the blasted things

to free me from this infernal
slab of tree trunk.

[ burbling ]

What in Never Land
is he babbling?

He said you forgot
to say please.

That's my cap'n.

Yo h*, way to go.

For helping out
our new matey Gilly,

we got ten
gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- Whoo hoo!
- Yeah!

Fie and flotsam.

Is there no way back
to the Jolly Roger

without traversing
this blasted swamp?

Cap'n, why not
try to imagine

what Jake and the sea
pups would do.

I know what little Captain
Smarty Pantaloons would do.

Yee hee, onto the logs
go we.

Oh, cod fish.

Smee, save me!

MONTY: Victory.

I, Monty the Minotaur,

ruler of Argos Island,

triumph once again!
[ laughs ]

Aw, crushed coconuts.

I lost three games
of pirate checkers in a row.

Sorry, Cubby, but I never
lose a challenge.

I'm just that good.
[ laughs and snorts ]

Now who wants to take on
the minotaur next?

HOOK: I do.

ALL: Captain Hook?!

What are you
doing here?

[ roars ]

Ahem.

[ snaps fingers ]

According to the rules
that govern this island,

if you, the minotaur,

are challenged
to a contest,

you must accept.

[ stammering ]

Okay, that's true.
What of it?

Well, should you
lose the contest,

the winner would become
the ruler of Argos Island.

And the keeper of
the Minotaur Treasure.

[ snorts ]

Aye, 'tis all true.

But that's never
gonna happen,

because I've never
been beat.

Be that as it may,

I, Captain Hook,
challenge you to a contest.

Well, Hook, I love
a challenge.

So what's it gonna be?

Boxing?

A little Greco-Roman
wrestling?

Or is pirate checkers
more your speed?

I challenge you to
the ultimate test of
skill and daring.

Pirate Paddleball.

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Booyah!

Beat that, bully boy.

All right.
Gimme that thing.

One, two, three, four...

- Hey!
- Crackers!

That's no fair.
It's busted.

No, you broke it with
your brute strength.

I win!

And so, according
to the rules,

I am ruler of
Argos Island.

What has happened to me?

Well, once you've become
the ruler,

you also become
the minotaur--

the most powerful one
in the land.

Oops. We must've
missed that part
of the rules.

Fine print and all.

And since there can only be
one minotaur,

that makes me...

Monty, seaman second class.

ALL: No!

Blasted blunderfish.

What have I done?

[ snorts ] I am a ferocious
half-man,

and a beastly
half-beast.

But on the other hand...

I get the minotaur's
treasure.

It's mine, all mine.

Monty, are you okay?

Not really. I always liked
being a mythical creature.

It made me feel so...
so... heroic.

There's gotta be
a way you could turn back.

Why not challenge
Captain Hook

to another contest?

Yes! If I beat Hook,
we'll both change back.

Another contest?

But I just got
me horns.

Hook, I challenge you

to the Argos Island
obstacle course.

Whoa! I've heard
of that.

It's a race
across the island

through dangerous
traps.

Oh, it's tough,
all right.

I run it
all the time,

and I'm good
at it, I am.

Uh, Monty, are you
good at it

when you're a minotaur
or when you're human?

When I'm a minotaur,
of course,

which I am... not!

What have I done?

Too late.

It is you against me, bub.

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirates and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

You see those two
big rocks?

They're the first
obstacle in the race.

Whoa! Those are the famous
clapping rocks.

So I gather
we simply climb them?

No, we have to run
between them

without getting squashed.
Watch this.

See what I mean?

SMEE: Oh, do be
careful, Cap'n.

Oh, he bruises
so easily.

Nothing to it.

And that, mere mortals,
is how it is done.

Your turn, little man.

[ all gasping ]

I'll never get
through there.

JAKE: What we need is
something to hold
those rocks apart.

Oh, that might work.

How about lending me
your sword?

You got it, mate.

Oh. Heavy one, eh?

Here goes.

Score!

By the winged hat
of Hermes.

I did it! Whoo!

Ow, I think
I pulled something.

Yo h*,
way to go!

[ snorting ]

For the next obstacle,

we have to run through
the Garden of Hydra.

And do what?

Trim the shrubbery?

No. Those plants
are hydra vines.

They're very grabby,
and they don't let go.

I'll show ya.

[ gasping ]

Creepy coconuts.

Now a little grabby
vegetation

shouldn't hinder
the man-beast of legend.

And away.

Ah-ah-ah.

[ ferocious roar ]

That's right, slither away,
you overgrown pumpkin plants.

Lowly human,
it's your turn.

Oh, what's the use?

Those vines will
tear me to pieces.

Monty, use your
sailor skills

and tie those old vines
into knots.

Hey, that just might work.
Right then.

Try a square knot
on for size.

Lovely clover hitch.

A slip knot,
I should think.

And here's a half Windsor
for you.

What you know?
It did work.

Very clever,
measly man.

But your luck can't
hold out much longer.

The final obstacle
is a race

through the Golden
Apple orchard.

There's just no way I can
run faster than a minotaur.

Hold on. Did you say
the Golden Apple orchard?

Captain Hook
loves gold.

He would drop everything
to get his hooks
on treasure like that.

That's it!

I think I know how
to slow Hook down.

Jake, me boy,

it's time to harvest
a few golden apples.

Hello.

It's about time
you got here, mini man.

First one to
the finish line wins.

That would be
minotaur me, of course.

On your mark,
get set...

and do be careful.

Go!

Just a short dash
through the trees to victory.

Glory be! An apple
made of solid gold!

I love me new home.

Now, mateys.

Even more!

It's good to be
the minotaur.

[ gasps ]
The race!

No, you don't.

Yeah! I did it!

Yo h*, way to go!

You challenged the minotaur
and won!

That means you get to be
the minotaur again.

Yes!

Oh, yeah.
I'm back, baby!

[ laughs ]

No fair.

I want a rematch.

I demand another...

[ ferocious roaring ]

Way to go, mateys.

For helping out
Monty the minotaur,

we got ten
gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- Whoo hoo!
- Yeah!

Oh!

I spent the whole day
as the minotaur

with nothing
to show for it.

No treasure,
no golden apples...

Glory be.

A golden apple!

Someone say apple?
[ yells ]