04x16 - The Legion of Pirate Villains pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

ANNOUNCER:
Welcome back, mateys.

Captain Jake and his crew
are on their way

to find the lost treasure
of Captain Colossus,

and they have
the keys to open it.

SHARKY: But Captain Hook
has teamed up

with the worst villains
of Never Land--

the Grim Buccaneer,

Shiverjack,
and Dr. Undergear--

and they want to steal
the keys and keep the treasure

all for themselves.

ANNOUNCER: What surprises
be waiting

for all these
treasure hunters?

Yo h*, let's go follow
Captain Jake and find out.

Are we there yet?

Wherever there is.

My wings are about
to fall off.

[ squawking ]

Those rocks look like
Captain Colossus' symbols.

That's a good sign.

We're heading in
the right direction.

The right direction
to what?

- [ Wildfire squawking ]
- To fog!

SMEE: Oh, my.

It's even thicker than
my codfish scuttlebutt stew.

Aha. According to my
Underpirate Radar Disc 2000,

I finally determined
the location of

Captain Jake's ship.

Am I not a brilliant genius?

HOOK: No, you are not.

That blasted ship
is right there.

Just use your big eyes
for a change.

Ha! Colossus Island.

The captain never would
tell me where it was.

That is where I... we...
find his lost treasure.

We is correct.

We as in me.
[ chuckling ]

[ squawking ]

JAKE: Yo h*, let's go.

Fantastic fortresses!

That there is what
we in the piratin' business

calls a pirate stronghold.

It sure looks strong.

And I'm hoping it holds
lots of treasure.

ALL: Aye!

Golden goodies ahead.

Hmm.

Which key opens the door?

I don't think
any of them do, Jake.

There aren't any
keyholes or locks.

Then how do we
get inside?

GRIM: You don't.

Not the Legion of
Pirate Bad Guys again.

More precisely,

the Legion of
Pirate Villains.

But no matter how you say it,
it means...

You have no chance against

the greatest villains
of Never Land.

With, of course, me being
the most villainous of all.

What in Never Land?!

Boy, no more games.

Give me the keys
you hold on to so tightly.

I said it once,
and I'll say it again.

No way!

Maybe this will
change your mind.

Freeze snap!

Mateys, retreat!

Chills 'em to the bone
every time.

[ gasps ]
Me crew!

That seems
a bit drastic.

Keep your eyes
on the prize, Hook.

Whatever it takes
to get the treasure.

The treasure.

Yes.

Mr. Smee, Sharky.
Bones!

No! Grim's got
the golden key!

Legionnaires,
get those other keys.

- Come on, Jake.
- We have to help 'em.

But the golden key,
and Hook's crew.

We can't leave
without them.

Smee, Sharky and Bones
aren't going anywhere.

But I am.
Oh, boy!

[ squawking ]

Where'd they go?

Oh, scrap metal.

[ all yelling ]

This is the worst.

I can't believe we left
Hook's crew behind.

And that greedy Grim
got one of our keys.

Now we might never
find the treasure.

Treasure's the last thing
on my mind, Skully.

Uh, guys.
We're not alone.

JAKE: Avast! It's
Captain Colossus.

This is one time I wish
the captain was still around.

We could sure
use his help.

If only...

Huh? Mates,
she's on the move again.

Fuss buckets.

How could those tiny terrors
just vanish?

Isn't it obvious?

They found some way
inside this stronghold.

And so shall we.

I want those other
two keys to the treasure.

Search the area
for a way in.

Hold on there, Grim.

Oh!

The way in!

- Where we going?
- Uh, guys.

I'll just wait here
to make sure no one's
following... whoa!

[ Hook yelling ]

Aha!

I, the glorious,
and highly gifted
Captain Hook

found the way in.

Chalk one up for me,
old boy.

I have no time
for such folly.

CUBBY: Where you going,
Wildfire?

This place is full
of ways to get lost.

I'd know that voice
anywhere.

It's that coconut kid,
Cubby.

Follow me.

You follow me.
I shall lead.

I found the way in,
so I should lead.

You follow.

You're right.
You follow, I lead.

Precisely.

L-l-lead?
Follow?
How did he...

Blast!

Move it, mateys.

Wildfire seems to know
exactly where she's going.

[ squeaking ]

Quiet!

We must be like
shadows in the night.

Shadows do not
find treasure.

Pirates do.

Do as I say
and I guarantee

that ye shall
reap your reward.

My reward.
Yes!

Where did
Wildfire go?

I don't know,
but someone around here

is a pirate pack rat.

Well, whoever lives here

explored all over
the Never World.

You know, I remember
seeing things like this

in the journal
Captain Colossus wrote.

Wait a minute.
You don't think that...

Someone's here!

[ coughing ]

Wow. This guy looks
worse than a shipwreck.

Maybe, but he looks
kinda familiar.

Intruders. How did you
get in here?

Your bird, Wildfire.

We followed her,
and she let us in.

[ squawking ]

Wildfire, are these
strangers here to help us?

We would do anything
to help you.

Why would you do that?

Yeah, why would
we do that?

Because I know who
this pirate is.

- You're Captain Colossus.
- ALL: You are?!

Of course I am.
Who'd you think I was?

The crocodile tooth fairy?
But who are you?

I'm Jake,
Captain Jake.

And he's your
biggest fan. Big time.

Even bigger than that.

I know all about you
and your adventures.

You're a legend.

I never get tired
of hearing that.

So tell me.

How do you know
my mate Wildfire?

Well, we were sailing on
the Mighty Colossus when--

My ship!

The last time I saw it,
the strake sank it.

You found it?

Well, it kinda found me.

You see, I used
my mighty captain's sword

to raise it up from
the bottom of the Never Sea.

You saved my ship?

Miraculous!

When I sent Wildfire
to find it,

I had no idea...

Wait. Did you find
the keys to my treasure too?

Check it out.

At last.

I would've found them
myself,

but after my last battle,

I came here to rest.

Yet, I've been getting
weaker day by day.

[ coughing ]

Well, that's all
in the past now.

You have given me hope,

and another chance to
be the captain I once was.

I can never
thank you enough.

Wait. There are only
two keys.

I need all three.

Well, you see...
[ stammering ]

I lost one.

[ gasps ]
You did not!

No, he didn't.

The Grim Buccaneer
stole it.

Grim!

He's still around?

That coward once tried
to steal my treasure,

and he left me alone
to fight the serpent strake.

Shocker. Grim is even
grimmier than I thought he was.

And now he's the leader of
the Legion of Pirate Villains--

Shiverjack, Dr. Undergear,
and Captain Hook.

So the rat has
his own rat pack.

Come with me.

We have to make sure
my treasure is still safe.

Yes. The old fool
is still alive.

Why are you so happy about
this Colossus fellow?

He's just going
to get in the way.

Let us strike now.

No. Colossus will lead us
straight to the lost treasure.

Be patient.

Captain Hook
is never patient.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

I can't wait to see
your treasure, Captain.

I bet there's
gobs of gold.

Oh, I'd say my treasure is a bit
more valuable than gold.

King Neptune
gave it to me

so I could protect
the Never Sea.

It has great magical power.

What kind of magic?

It can turn anyone
who opens the chest

into the most powerful
pirate ever.

Its power magnifies
the skills you already have.

SKULLY: Whoa!
That's a game changer.

So if you're smart,
you'll be smarter?

And if you run fast,
you'll run faster?

And if you're strong,
you'll be even stronger?

Yes, and after
I open the chest,

I will be healed,
my strength will return,

and Captain Colossus
will be back in action.

So that's why Grim
wants the treasure.

He's after your power.

No way.

If he or his partners
get it,

they'll be stronger,
smarter, colder, sneakier.

I cannot let
this Legion of Villains

find my treasure.

This way.

Belay. We're here.

Look at this.

Hold on, you deceitful
teller of falsehoods.

Did you know Colossus'
treasure was magical?

I may have heard
something about its power.

But I wanted to be certain
it was real.

Well, it is.

Considering what
I know now,

it is time for
a new plan.

What do you mean?

If I am to help you
any further,

you must agree to
split the treasure

two ways--
just you and me.

Fine. Let us snare
those other keys

and the chest of power.

Gladly.

CUBBY: Whoa! This map room
is awesome!

A globe showing
every place in the Never World.

Cool!

Oh, it's cooler
than you think.

ALL: The lost treasure!

Hee hee hee.

Captain Jake,
you and your mates

must help me get
the golden key back.

- [ coughing ]
- [ gasping ]

Without all three keys,

I cannot open the chest.

[ coughing ]

Jake, we gotta
move fast.

I think the captain
could use a dose of
that magic right about now.

[ Grim laughing ]

Coconuts!

That laugh.

GRIM: I am everywhere.

I am nowhere.

I am here!

Grim. No!

[ coughing ]

Make way for the most
devious crook,

the great and powerful
Captain Hook.

[ laughing ]

- No way!
- Can't see a thing.

Grim!

[ coughing ]
You must stop this.

No one can stop
the Grim Buccaneer,

for I am everywhere,
and nowhere.

Coast is clear.
Hook and Schnook are gone.

And so is my treasure.

I can't let Grim
get away with this.

I must stop him.

[ coughing ]

Captain Colossus!

[ straining ]

My word.

The magic power inside
must be extraordinary.

Where are those keys?

You failed to snatch
those other two keys?

Me? I hooked the chest.

You should've gone
after the keys.

No one tells
the Grim Buccaneer

what to do.
No one.

Freeze snap!

You found it.

Hold on. You two weren't
trying to cheat us

out of the treasure,
were ye?

We had a deal!

[ laughs ]
We had a deal,
all right.

But Grim wasn't
telling the whole story.

The treasure inside
this chest

is magic that will
turn an ordinary pirate,

or an extraordinary
pirate like meself,

into the most
powerful pirate ever!

Did I say too much?

UNDERGEAR AND
SHIVERJACK: What?

[ all arguing ]

Use that golden key
you stole to open the chest!

It is useless without
the other two keys.

We'll see about that.
Freeze snap!

Frostbite!

Oh, please.
Let me try.

Oh, scrap metal!

Step aside, fumblers.

Blast, barnacles,
bilge water, pooh!

I told you.

We need
all three keys.

This is an utter failure.

Captain Hook does not
believe in failure.

ALL: Neither do I!

[ Colossus groaning ]

[ Colossus groaning ]

Captain, you need
to rest.

But I was so close to
getting back my strength.

Without my treasure,
I have nothing.

A bilge rat has
a better future than me.

Not so, captain.

My mates and I
are here to help.

Well, if you young heroes

are willing to risk
everything for me,

then together,
we can stop Grim and...

[ coughing ]
and we can...

The cap's never
gonna make it.

Never say never.

I already did.

We need to get
that last key.

My genius mind
knew I should never

have trusted any of
you low-brains.

Grim's plan
would've worked

if it wasn't for
this bumbling fool.

Once I open this chest,

I will show you
what this bumbling fool can do!

[ all arguing ]

Team, remember.

We need to get
the golden key,

and get Grim
and his villains

- away from
the treasure chest.
- We're off.

Operation Vanquish
the Villains

is a yo h* go!

Belay, captain.

It's way too dangerous
for you to go out there.

I do not care.
[ coughing ]

I refuse to let Grim
get the best of me.

I cannot lose to him.

Ha! The fool has no chance
of stopping me this time.

Hook, you take on
your friend Jake.

I will crush Colossus.

And together, we'll share
the power of the chest.

Grim, for a villain,
you are quite...

villainous.
I like it.

Captain, careful.
It's not safe.

I will never yield
to Grim.

- Never!
- [ Grim laughing ]

Until today.

En garde!

Freeze snap!

Crankshaft.

Puny pirate pipsqueak.

Right back atcha, Hook.

I thought I'd never
see you again, Grim.

And now that you're here,

give me back
my golden key.

Return my treasure
and leave.

Your time
has run out,

and mine is
just beginning.

I want the power I deserve.

Grim.

I once trusted you like...
a son.

Son?

I didn't know
you felt that way.

But... [ stammering ]

Oh! No more words!

No. The keys!

Soon, the power
will be mine, too.

Captain Colossus!

Pay attention, lad.

You can no more
take care of that old man

than you can take
care of yourself.

I can't believe what you're
doing, Captain Hook.

Teaming up with Grim.

It was a choice
I needed to make,

for treasure, you know.

But you let your own crew
get frozen.

It wasn't my fault.

They got in the way.

You didn't help
them at all.

I would have, but...

Heroes have to make
hard choices.

I am not a hero.

I'm a villain.

The number one villain
of Never Land.

But you could be a hero,

if you don't let Grim
get what he wants.

But I'm getting
what I want, too.

The power of
the lost treasure!

No, you're not.
Open your eyes!

- The crystal key.
- No!

If you won't stop Grim,
I will.

Not so fast, boy.

Don't you see?

Grim isn't gonna share
a thing with you.

But without me,

he wouldn't have
gotten this close
to the treasure.

Exactly. He's
totally tricking you.

The golden key!

One more key,
and I will have

the power I need
to rule Never Land.

If we don't stop Grim,
we'll all be in danger.

You, your crew,
everyone on Never Land.

[ gasps ]
Red Jessica, Cuddly Bear...

Me mum?

Captain Hook,
it's up to you.

Be the hero
I know you are.

Help us stop Grim.

The iron key!

[ laughs ]

One more turn.

What in Never Land?

No buccaneer,
Grim or otherwise,

shall ever get
the jump on Captain Hook.

That is why I am
the number one villain

of Never Land!

But a true villain
would never choose

to team up with
that boy.

I am no mere villain.

I am a villainous hero!

Soon to be
less than zero.

Shiverjack, Undergear,
stop Hook.

Crush Jake.
Destroy them all!

Gangway for me,

most villainous evil
good guy ever.

IZZY: Glad to have
you back aboard, captain.

Thank ye, missy.

Now let us band together
and push these villains back.

Captain.

Stop Colossus.

Let me
help you.

Now this is what
I'm talking about.

Captain Colossus
is back!

Thank you,
Captain Jake.

You, too,
Captain Hook.

For a villain,
you're a pretty good hero.

And you, sir, are
an excellent judge
of character.

Freeze snap!

Just try that again,
ice man.

Freeze snap!

Looks like you're
out in the cold, Shiverjack.

Now it's time to fix
your clock, doc.

You've got too many
loose screws.

Oh, sprocket.

Your warranty
just ran out.

Thank you, Grim.

Thanks for showing us
what being a true hero
is all about.

Making all
the right choices.

Grim Buccaneer...

away!

This is all
your fault.

Silence.

[ laughs ]

The Legion of
Pirate Villains

is no more.

[ cheering ]

You did it,
Captain Colossus!

We did it,
Captain Jake.

Let us all remember
how, thanks to me,

I saved the day.

You're all perfectly
welcome to thank me.

ALL: Thanks, Captain Hook.

Never thought I'd
hear myself sayin' that.

Cap'n, thank goodness
you're all right.

Can ye ever
forgive me, Smee?

I should never have
left you frozen.

Oh, not to worry.

We're all thawing
out now.

Although, the boys
could use a little help.

Help is what this hero
is all about.

Allow me!

- Shiver me bones.
- Shiver me Sharky.

What an awesome day.

And to think, it all
started with the fiery bird

landing on
the Mighty Colossus.

[ squawking ]

You know, Captain Jake,
it's been a long time

since I last saw my ship.

You think you could give me
a little spin

for old times' sake?

You kidding?
It's still your ship.

It's your ship now.

Consider it your reward
for saving me.

That's what we heroes do.

You're a chip off
the old block, mate.

Yo h*, way to go!

[ all cheering ]