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13x05 - Machine g*n Kellys

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bering Sea Gold". Aired: January 27, 2012 – present.*
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The show follows boats equipped with various setups to achieve gold mining in a summertime, cold northern latitude, shallow water, ocean environment.

13x05 - Machine g*n Kellys

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[narrator]
a monster has
returned to the sea.

Long thought dead...

The beast is alive...

And it has
an insatiable
hunger.

A hunger...

Holy *bleep*!

...For gold.

It lives
to excavate.

[man] where are
you hiding?

No one can
survive its attack.

[woman screams]

we're *bleep*.

-[sinister laugh]
-[expl*si*n]

[narrator]
who will be
her next victim?

You can run,
but you can't hide.

[screams]

[narrator] it's
the myrtle irene.

[shawn] I've
stretched myself

pretty thin
this season.

We just need
to get this thing
up and running.

We'll get it
running.

Haven't got much
more on it.

[narrator]
midway through
the season,

captain
shawn pomrenke

has already reached
the breaking point.

[shawn] this one's
a little heavier.

I'm *bleep* deep
into this thing.
We need...

I need to
*bleep* pile up...


my money back.

[man] we can do it.

[shawn]
at this point,

we're about
halfway through
the season.

There's no making up
for lost time now.

We need
everything
to go right.

I owe a million
on the tomcod,

$1.5 million on
the inland mine...

And the myrtle
is supposed
to be $350,000,

but I'm in at
way more than
that right now.

But today's
the day,

we're finally
going to fire up
the myrtle.

I need this
to go off
without a hitch.

Otherwise,
I'm screwed.

How's it going,
dave?

How's it going?

Getting it out.
Looking good.

-We're
getting there.
-Huh?

Yeah, we're
getting close.

That's just
a little bit
of wiring

and fire
everything up

and cross
the fingers,

and hope
everything works

the way
it's supposed to.

-That's it, huh?
-That's the plan.

I'm not leaving
until this thing's
digging, so.

-Okay.
-Let's go.

Checking in.

Goldy's welding
the intake for
the flurry pump.

Still got to get
electrical from
the cage here.

We've already
completed

most of the
big redesign.

We've lowered
the wash plant

to get the operator
a better view
and more control.

Second,
we upgraded

the whole
water system,

now that we're at
a higher pressure,

so we wash
the gold out of
the dirt better.

What's most
important is

we added
a second
sluice box

to catch even
the finest gold.

The sluice box
is plumbed up.

Just finishing
some spray nozzles.

We are
getting close.

We are so close.

We got to get
this back-up
generator going.

So, we got a little
bit electrical
to finish up,

a little bit
of fine tuning

and then
we're ready
to go mining.

We're going
out today.

-Get out of the way.
-[dave] all right.

-[metal clanging]
-[shawn yells]

-what the hell
was that?
-[shawn yells]

[dave] holy *bleep*!

-[shawn grunts]
-shawn, are you okay?

-What happened?
-[groans]

I fell. *bleep*!

-Is your head okay?
-Yeah. My leg.

Holy cow, shawn.

You're going to
need a few stitches
there, buddy.

-How's everything else?
-Ah, it hurts.

-Is your other
leg okay?
-Yeah.

[man] what did you
hit it on, shawn?

Ah! *bleep*!

-Right here, huh?
-Yeah.

Looks like you
got it right there.

Your head's
okay, though?

Yeah,
my head's okay.

-Can you get up?
-Yeah.

Let's get up.

Anything else hurt?

[shawn speaking]

[dave] can you
sit on here?

Be careful.

Here.
Sit right there.

[shawn groans]

*bleep*

shawn, I think
we should go
to the doctor

and get some
stitches on there.

-It'll be all right.
-Huh?

[shawn] we got
to get this...

[dave] no, I need...

I would get it
cleaned up
anyway.

And I think they're
going to put some
stitches in there.

Are you okay?
Your back hurt?

No, my leg hurts...

And my wrist.

[dave] while shawn
was working on
the generator up top

and he slipped
and he fell into
the sluice box.

And he hit
the metal there.

Sliced his leg
open a little bit

and he's going to
go get a couple
of stitches.

We need shawn.
We can't operate
without him.

So, hopefully,
he's all right.

That could
have been bad.

-Are you sure
you got it?
-Yeah. [sighs]

[groans]

*bleep*

not really
what I need
right now.

We're running
out of time,

running out
of money

and now this is
gonna slow me down.

It won't stop me

but it's definitely
gonna slow me down.

[groans]

-*bleep*
-can you lift it up
or anything?

[shawn] yeah,
my knees
*bleep* hurt.

[engine starts]

we're working
on the dredge,
we're getting close

and here I go
and fall.

It sucks.

[sighs]

probably my least
favorite place
in the world

to be going
right now.

The bering sea's
my favorite,

the hospital is
my least favorite.

Patient?

Yeah, that'd be me.

[groans]

I'm going to
get some stitches,
I guess

I don't need
this *bleep*.

[narrator]
120 miles east...

Far, far from nome.

[chris] good morning.

Ready to *bleep*
this *bleep*
or what?

Bam! Starts it out
just like that.

[narrator] the kellys
are looking for
the most ambitious

and most
expensive adventure
in family history

to start paying off.

[kris] we are
ready for great day

getting out there
k*lling and mining.

And I really
hope to god

we get
20 ounces today

between
the both of us.

We put everything
we had into
this trip to elim.

I know there's
gold here,

but so far,
the whole
thing's been

a giant
dumpster fire.

[brad] what's the
bottom look like?

[kris] there's
no material to
work right here.

-Not a solid rock.
-Well, that's
not good.

[grunts]

I just *bleep*
my knee up.

This sucks.

I'm coming up

so, today's plan.

There's technically
two claims
in the center

I would like
to prospect,

but that's like right
in the *bleep*
middle of town.

We'll see
how it goes.

[dave]
even though we got
the mining rights,

doesn't mean
they're gonna
let you mine.

So far,
this trip sucks.

Iron creek was
all solid rock,

no cobble, no gold,
no nothing.

And then we check
the claim on
the outskirts of elim

and we came
up empty.

The last place to look
is right smack dab
in front of town

where everybody
can see me.

[brad] you're gonna
get in trouble.

It's gonna
work out, okay?

The people
in rural alaska

are very protective
over their land.

They don't want
anybody swooping

and taking
anything from
their communities,

especially gold.

I go to places
all the time

where I'm not
welcomed,

but, I always
tend to win
people over

with my personality.

[dave] everybody
has said that

you're going to
get run out of here.

We're gonna prove
them wrong, right?

-Everybody said that?
-A lot of people have.

[kris]
we're approaching
elim right now.

I didn't really
want to be
here today,

but here we are!

Because I'd rather
piss off everybody
and get gold

than have
everybody love me.

[brad speaking]

see where that
big rock is?

The sneak attack
is over.

Oh, yeah.
I see them all.

That corner
down there.

[townsfolk speaking]

[dave] you don't
want any attention,

so you park
right in town.

That's like really
in your face.

Well, that's where
the gold is.

Look at the top
of that ramp
right there, dude.

[kris] well,
we're gonna
figure out

what's gonna
happen real soon.

This is exactly
what I wanted to
avoid, right here.

Well, it looks like
a third of the town
has showed up

to check this out.

And I don't
really know

if that's
a good thing

or a bad thing
right now.

I mean, I don't see
any g*ns in
anybody's hands.

More people
are definitely
coming.

*bleep*
they can't see
nothing like this.

We put a sign up,
"drinks:
c*ck hour."

you think we should
start this *bleep*
dog show?

Well, I don't know
what to do.

I didn't want to
do this right now.

Might as well
get this shock
and awe over.

*bleep*

[kris]
you turned it on?

Yeah, I turned
it on jay.

-[engine starts]
-the rip cord
just *bleep*.

Well, we're done
mining then,
that's it. *bleep*!

I think
the battery's
*bleep* dead.

What a *bleep*
embarrassment.

We're right in front
of the town.

We're *bleep*
embarrassing
ourselves.

Ryan, *bleep*
calm down now.

So, my boat
is slowly taking
a beating

and it's not working
at the moment.

Eddie's fixing
the recoil.

But, you know,
that's more like
a plan b.

Who the *bleep*
knows what happened?

You know,
when it rains
it pours

and I'm *bleep*
drowning right now.

And we're right
in front of
the *bleep* city.

Everybody's laughing
their a*s off at us.

I spent thousands
of dollars...

I better shut
the *bleep* up.

Nothing I can do,

and I'm not going
to be bummed out.

I'm gonna be...

[eddie] give me
a minute here, guys.

I know there's
*bleep* gold

-underneath
my feet.
-Hey!

Don't raise
your voice.

We're in front
of a town.

Yeah, they might
hear you
way out here.

-I doubt it though.
-No, I don't.

[kris] I can
hear them.

I can't hear a word
they're saying,

but I can
hear mumbling.

Did you break
your hand?

*bleep*!
Got me good.

All right.

Yeah, keys on.

Go ahead and
start this thing.

[engine starts]

[kris] yeah!
[laughs]

[brad] say goodbye.
Here they go.

Good bye, gentlemen.

Finally, after
embarrassing
ourselves

right in front
of town,

we're gonna
hopefully get
down there

and find some
of the best gold
I've ever seen.

And I don't care
if they're
staring at me.

They can
stare at me

while I'm getting gold

and making
my fortune
all day long.

[townsfolk yelling]

[chris]
they're yelling
something.

[dave]
they're pissed off

'cause they see them
drenching now.

[kris] we're gonna
make this work today.

Oh, yeah.

-[g*nshots]
-oh *bleep*!

What was that?

-It sounded
like a g*nsh*t.
-Yeah.

[g*nsh*t]

they're sh**ting
at us already.

What the *bleep*?

Hey, eddie,
you know they're
sh**ting, right?

[eddie over radio]
are they really?

*bleep* yeah,
they are.

[eddie] they're
sh**ting at us.

Get down!

[g*nsh*t]

[g*nsh*t]

hey, eddie,

you know
they're sh**ting
at us, right?

[eddie]
are they really?

*bleep* yeah,
they are.

[narrator]
far from nome

and desperate
for gold,

the kellys are
under the g*n.

Get down!

[townsfolk yelling]

I just wanna
get the *bleep*
out of here.

I don't know why
we stopped here
to start with.

Hey, eddie,
you guys still
gonna dredge?

[brad] yeah,
he's not gonna
sh**t you.

He's the one diving.

He's under water
how's he gonna
get him.

[brad]
the update is,

we're here
in front of elim
where there's gold.

And the local people
don't like us here.

They're sh**ting
at us.

And I don't know
if that's the way

they welcome
people here,

but they took
a couple of shots
at us already,

so I don't know
what's gonna happen.

I'm trying to
stay low 'cause
I'm a big target.

What the *bleep*
is wrong with
people today?

[chris] brad!

-Does he?
-Yeah.

-[brad] where at?
-[chris speaking]

I saw it with
my binoculars
over there.

One of these guys
has an ar right now

pointing at him.

These *bleep* guys
are crazy.

If these *bleep* guys
don't get the *bleep*
out of here right now,

they're gonna
get shot at.

[dave] the range
of the ar-15
is 300 yards.

We're at 300 feet.

I think it's time
to go to.

Brad!

That one guy's
got an ar-15.

[kris] what?

One guy's got
an ar-15
looking at us.

[chris speaking]

are they sh**ting
or pointing?

'cause that's two
different things.

[brad] they're
sh**ting, okay?

Dave, wants to
get the *bleep*
out of here.

What do you
want to do?

Is that what
dave said?

It's what he said.

Everybody in
nome told him

they'll sh**t
at you here.

So, what do
they do?

Park... 300 feet
off the beach,

right in front
of the village.

This is
*bleep* stupid.

Brad, hook up
your jet.

Hook it up.

Okay, whatever.
Let's go.

*bleep* go.

Are you kidding me?

Like, seriously,
they're sh**ting
at me,

but I've dealt
with way worse.

[brad speaking]

[kris yells]

[brad] he's okay.
He's okay.

You okay?

I definitely
don't want to go,

but it's dave's boat,

dave's rules.

And I don't want
to get left behind.

Okay,
let's go, chris.

Grab that pontoon
up on the deck.

Hang on, hang on,
we're almost there.

[kris] after all
the blood, sweat
and tears,

and all the money
I put into this,

I'm leaving with
nothing. Nothing!

[brad]
we're out of here?

I guess so.
*bleep*

running away
with our tails
between our legs.

Is it the first
time I've ever
been shot at?

No.

Let's get the *bleep*
out of here.

Well, sorry for
the excitement.

[dave] well,
you wanted
to stop here.

We literally
take, uh...

All the rest
of the claims

were right in front
of town, dude.

Yeah, right in front.

There's nothing
I could do.

The ar-15 wins
in my book.

[kris] okay, well,
it wins for today.

I didn't come here
for hazardous duty.

[kris] no,
I understand dude.
I understand.

I'm not trying
to get your boat
shot up.

Well, we're going home
in utter defeat.

I was expecting
a civil conversation

where they get
into their boat

and they come out
and talk to us
like normal people.

But they were
sh**ting at us.

Well, I apologize
to everybody.

I thought this
was going to be
a lot easier

and I thought
we were going
to get big gold.

I'm sorry, everybody.

I know there's
*bleep* gold there.

This crap always
happens to us,

but I really thought
this time would
be different.

But it wasn't
different.

It's the same crap.

No gold,
no money

and I have no idea
what to do next.

I know I let
everybody down
around me.

Well, that
was exciting.

I don't want
to do it again.

Dredging with
the kellys.

Well, you know what?
Infamous kellys.

Just like that
the millions disappear.

[kris] I say
we would
have waited

until someone
shot me.

[narrator]
120 miles west...

Bit windy,
but it's kind of
settling out.

So, weather's good.

Gold is good.
We're gonna
head out.

[narrator]
with her three
headed dive team

running on
all cylinders

emily riedel
looks to capitalize

on her claim 14
hot streak.

Daryl's the first shift
is the three divers.

So, it's gonna be
daryl, bob

and then rick
for the next shift.

Weather forecast
is good.

Should be
a nice, full day

out there on
the mining grounds.

It's about half way
through the season

and I have
a great team

daryl, bob with rick
are awesome
rockstar divers

and they're making
a lot of money

for my boat.
It's awesome.

So, I just got to
keep those
numbers up

and we'll get
those 75 ounces

to buy my own claim
in no time.

Just waitin' on
daryl get here.

I don't know
what's taking
daryl's so long.

Yeah, I don't know.

We were supposed
to leave, like,


So, I don't know
where daryl's at.

I'm gonna
give him a call.

[phone line ringing]

-daryl.
-[daryl over phone]
yeah, emily.

[emily] hey,
I'm down at
the boat. Uh...

[daryl] I'm actually
at the airport.

[emily] you're at
the airport?

Um, why?

[daryl over phone]
I'm just not making
enough money.

Well, hold on,
hold on.

I mean, when
I brought rick on

I thought
we were, like,

agreed as a crew
that that was
the right idea.

We kind of like
need three divers.

Like, I don't know why
that's a problem.

Like, why are you
just like leaving
all of a sudden?

Like, this is insane.

Like, you're like,
you committed
to the season

and with you
at the airport,

and now we're
losing thousands

and thousands
of dollars

on like a perfect
weather day.

All right, dude,
well, look,
this is it for us.

Like you're not
setting foot on
my boat again.

So, *bleep*
you know,

good luck
not making gold
in arizona.

[daryl talking
indistinctly
over phone]

*bleep*

daryl's angry
about the box split.

He feels like
he's not making
enough gold.

It's not true,
but he is taking off

without much
of a word
or a warning.

I'm angry that
things ended
this way with daryl

but I'm not
surprised

really that
something like this
is happening.

Daryll's a great
diver,

but he's not
a great
team player.

And he's really
only gonna be a part
of an operation

when it's to his
utmost advantage
to be a part of it.

That's it, like,
seven years

and I don't even
get an official
resignation.

I just got a call
from the dude
at the airport

saying, "I'm leaving.

Sucks for you,
bye."

I mean, I don't
understand it.

I'm gonna go talk
to rick and bob

and we'll get
back out there.

Keep going.
It's all
you can do.

[narrator] 30 miles
north of nome...

Hey, gary,
is that the spot?

This is the spot
right here.
Right here, bro.

All right,
I get the...

I get jack going
up in there

and we can unload.

[narrator] skipper
vernon adkinson's
attacking a new front

in his never ending
quest for gold.

That's it
right here, vernon.

What do you
think of this?

[vernon]
let's get after it.

56 is the
money maker

we know the gold
is there,

but today is
not the day for
dredging offshore.

Strong currents
are projected

that will make
mining impossible.

We need some
more duct tape.

We need more
duct tape.

The hose needs
duct tape.

You can't live
in nome without
duct tape.

I've had my eye
on clara creek
for a while.

We'll see what
we come up with.

It might be
a good way to
spend our time

when we're not
dredging off shore.

I've got to keep
the gold flowing

because 56
is not going to
pay for itself.

The creek hasn't
been worked since

way back
in the 1900s,

early 1900s.

This will be
our back-stop.

When we can't
get out on the ocean

we can come
here and work.

Hold on, hold on.

-There you go.
-There you go.

Just slide,
you don't have
to go that far.

[vernon] we need
to be working
every damn day.

Gold's $2,000
an ounce.

Record high.

Anytime we're
back in town.

Twiddling
our thumbs...

We're losing
big money.

Once you go ahead
and get suited up,

we'll get this
thing cranked

and let it rip

and see if there's
anything there.

All right,
let's do it.

[vernon] when
you're prospecting
a creek,

the gear is light,
it's easy to move.

We just want to
jump in there,

give it
a quick suck,

see if there's
any gold.

If there's not,
then pick up
and move

and keep working
our way up the creek

until we get into
some good gold.

Well, we're all
set up here
on clara creek.

The creek back
in the old days,

it was loaded
with gold.

It's a famous creek.

You google
"clara creek,
nome, alaska"

you can read
about this place.

A lot of gold was
taken out of here.

But I gotta tell you,
they didn't get it all.

[gary] we're moving
some dirt off.

These guys are
highly motivated.

They're both pros.

Both of them
have got just
a tremendous

amount of
experience
on the river.

Gary, he's been
dredging in the river
since he was 10.

He's 50 now.
That's 40 years.

And he's been
doing it full time.

And brian,
he's been
dredging rivers

for 10 years.

He's like a horse
in the water.

He's like
a young gorilla.

So, between
the two of them,

we're looking
at 50 years
of experience

and I got, like,
practically none.

-Hey, gary.
-[gary] yeah.

What are you
looking at?

-I'm looking
at bedrock.
-Got bedrock?

Yeah, nice
looking bedrock.

A layer about
six inches

of good looking
stuff on top.

It's probably
right on bedrock.

That's good.

You want to come
down in here?

You know what?
I'm resisting
the temptation.

-I'm tempted.
-Should have brought
your wetsuit.

Oh, yeah.
You start
getting gold

you're gonna
find my a*s right
down there

-in that hole.
-[gary] all right.

[narrator]
in nome harbor...

This is a skill
that we really got
to practice, raven,

because it's gonna
be really important

when we're
boarding ships

to know how
to swing on
the halyard line.

-[laughs]
-oh, no!

[narrator] the crew
of the black swan

is hoping to
get back into
the swing of things.

Dude, check this out.

Yes. [laughs]

man, you need to
work on that.

[zeke] the last time
we went out on
the black swan,

it was just a bust.

My back seized up.
We had to cut it off.

It was no bueno.

Nothing was
working out.

But I feel like
my back is a little
more limber today.

I need to get
under the water

and we need to
get some gold fast

and we need
to get it now.

I like these things.

You get the aspirin,
like, *bleep*

straight into
your bloodstream
so fast.

You just feel it
working immediately.

I was in a lot
of pain yesterday.

And when you're
in a lot of pain,

it's like everything
kind of sucks.

Yesterday,
I went down
to that gravel.

Those gravel dunes
were super deep.

I can't really go
back there 'cause
it's too deep.

I can't get my hose
all the way down.

The hose is
overextended.

So, today,
what my plan is,

is to go into
shallower water

at about


and then I'm going
to walk the boat

along the edge
of that cobble field

all the way over to
the western edge
of the lease...

And assess
how good the gold
is at that depth.

If there's great gold
at that depth

then it'll just be
easier for everybody,

'cause diving at
super deep depth
is just a headache.

Ready to go.

Here we go!

Yeah.

Woo!

[laughs]

the forecast today

is some nasty
wind and some
nasty currents

out here by 56.

I don't even think
vernon's coming
out here today.

But I need to
make this boat
pay for itself.

Otherwise,

I don't know
what kind
of situation

I'm going to
find myself in.

So, we have to
throw caution

into the wind
here a little

and just try to
make it work.

You ready to
drop the anchor?

Drop it here!

All right.

Five feet down.

[zeke] all right.

So, I'm going
down the rope.

Oh, *bleep*.

Whoa.

Yeah, we got some
ripping current
going on here.

It's moving fast.

Right, I'm on
the bottom.

[sam] seeing
anything exciting
close by?

[zeke] no,
I'm just in
the middle

of a big ocean
of sand.

I'm gonna have
to figure out

how to get
us moved.

Until I get into
some cobble,

I can do
some mining

[raven] fair enough,
I guess just...

Yeah, keep walking it.
Keep us posted.

[zeke]
I'm just trying to

cover as much
ground as possible

and hopefully find
some treasure that
looks interesting.

There's a little bit
of gravel over here,

but it's just
gravel and gravel.

No cobble.

I want there
to be a ton
of gold here.

I want it to just
poke out at me
and be like,

"woo-hoo, look
what you found."

what's happening
right now is mining.

Ah, interesting.

What exactly
are you seeing?

What's it look like?

[zeke] there's
a definitive
layer of cobble

and there's gravel
on top of it.

Nice.

Hell yeah, man.

Gold!

Dude, we got to
set up a marker buoy.

Stat.

This is what
we want right here.
*bleep*

dude, we might
have a spot.

[chuckles]

things are going
good today.

[shawn] oh,
that's gonna
hurt tomorrow.

Four stitches.

Not too bad.

At least now
I can get back
to work.

[narrator]
shawn pomrenke is
sewing up loose ends

in his mad dash
to get the
myrtle irene

up and running.

It's not gonna
stop me.

I ain't got
time to rest.

Time to get
back to work.

Let me just...

Cute little
bracelet off.

Back to work.

[grunts]

I'm in a whole
millions.

I got to get
the myrtle out
as soon as possible.

I'm not gonna
let a little fall

and a few
stitches stop me.

I'm going to push,
get it done,
stitches and all.

Ended up with
four stitches
in there.

Get a staple g*n
and...

Some bailing wire.

What did they do
to your hand?

-Nothing.
-You didn't have
them look at it.

-*bleep* no.
-[laughs]

we're getting close.

Hopefully shawn's
got it together
and it all works.

That's my only fear.

Well, let's start
the small one first.

Make sure
it's rotating right,

then we'll
shut it down.

And we'll start
the big one,

and we'll shut
them down.

And then we'll get
the water pump
primed up.

Get water going.

Looking good.

First thing,

we're gonna test
the small shaker.

We had to mov
both shakers

not only to
improve the view
of the operator,

but to accommodate

for both of
the sluice boxes.

Hey, dennis.

Turn the air
compressor
breaker on.

[machine whirring]

I mean,
these reconstructions

are massive
undertakings

and if they're
not done right,

it could cost
me millions.

And we'll never
get back out
on the water

-fire up, baby.
-Yeah!

[engine starts]

[both laugh]

when that thing
turned over
and started

I got goose bumps.

Fired up
the small shaker.

Yes, it works perfectly.

One test down,
two to go.

Woo! Let's go.

We got one
deck running.

We need to
get the second
deck going,

and hopefully it'll work.

Because we're miners,
not electricians.

Now it's time to
test the big shaker.

We had to move
it down lower

so the operator
could see
what he's doing.

This one is
a little trickier,
so fingers crossed.

Bump it.

Yeah.

-[man] let it rip?
-Let it rip.

Hold.
Shut it down,
shut it down.

-Great.
-We got ourselves
a problem.

[shawn] fired up
the second screen deck.

It's not
aligned right.

It's rubbing
right up against
the deck support.

The shorter of it is,
it's not gonna work.

This is a colossal
screw up.

This could cost me
a couple million in
the blink of an eye.

If this don't work,
we are screwed.

[narrator]
two miles east...

[sam] how's it going?

[zeke] I like
the crowd that
I'm looking at.

And I can see
a gold in it.

Hell yeah, man.

The black swan
may finally
be turning

into a golden goose.

[zeke] dude!

That's where
the gold is.

The rainbow.
[laughs]

I need to just, like,
go to grind town
for a while.

Back to the grind.

Back to the grind.

We're mining.

Finally. [laughs]

I'm glad.

I think we're going
to get a really
good clean up.

It's how it works
was down there.

This is the part
where it gets boring.

We're just sit
here all day.

[laughs]

hopefully...

Hopefully we just
get it and it's chill.

[narrator]
with a little time
on their hands...

It's time to
get crafty.

So, let's get
totally stoked...

[laughs]

...For another
installment

of crafting
with raven.

So, we're
hanging out

in the c*ck
all the time

with some
delicious bevvies

and we don't
have a cup holder
out there.

And that has
got to change.

So, I found
this janky,
old light cover

and all this
extension cord that
got pulled off.

And I'm thinking...

It might be
just the ticket.

We want to
chill out here.

We got to be able
to kick back,

chillin' in
the c*ck,

watch big bubbles
floating around,

having some bevvies.

And if my calculations
are correct...

Choice.

Held it squarely.

Definitely picking up
a little bit.

That's why
we need a *bleep*
cup holder.

Industrial chic.

All right.

Choice.

There's a little bit
of a south wind
coming in

and the swell's
picking up
a little bit.

But... We're on
a good gold spot,

so I don't really
want to worry
too much about it

until it's a thing.

But I'm going to
keep my eye on it.

Huh?

You're looking
at that swell,
aren't you?

Yeah,
I'm dazed as hell
thinking about--

[zeke over radio]
is it windy
up there?

Yeah, it's definitely
kicking up a bit.

The south wind's
coming in a little
bit stronger.

We got a little
bit of roller action
happening up here.

Everything's
going great
down here,

except the hose
is turning around
quite a lot.

So, I assume
the weather's
probably building.

I think I'm going
to maybe dredge
for another hour,

and we'll just
watch this weather.

If the weather's
getting a lot worse,

then maybe
we'll have
to reassess.

Yeah, I think
that's a good call.

If it picks up
anymore,

I might start to
get uncomfortable.

[zeke] okay.

[narrator]
back in nome...

[seagulls squawking]

[kris] halfway
through the season,

my elim plans
kind of crashed
and burned on me.

Really, we put
everything we had
into this.

I don't know what
we're gonna do.

You know,
I had one chance
to make this work,

and I *bleep* up

kris kelly
is a man with...

Well, nothing

whose dream
of a million
dollar season

has hit the end
of the road.

[kris] I know
there's a *bleep*
load of gold there.

I know there is.

We just didn't
get the right
chance to find it.

I know that if
we went back there,
we would k*ll it.

But I can't do it
when I have people

sh**ting at me
from the shore.

They had no reason
to *bleep* sh**t at me
like that.

I should have just
stuck with the reaper,
you know?

I get good gold.
Good enough gold.

I get good
enough gold,

life is
actually simpler.

We can
go out here

and still make
our a little bit
of money,

but we're never
gonna make it big.

But making
a little bit

was better than
what I did.

'cause all I did
was flush my fortune
down the tubes

on a dumb
*bleep* a*s idea.

This whole season
has been a stretch.

It's been stressful.

Everybody's *bleep*
blaming me
for everything.

Everything went
to *bleep*.

We didn't get
any gold at all.

I couldn't
make it work.

I don't know
what to do
anymore, man.

No matter what.

We're gonna keep
going with this.

No matter what,
I'm not gonna quit.

You know, I know
a lot of really
famous miners

that really k*ll it
in the game.

They failed
a thousand times

to make it where
they're at.

You know,
you only need
one good plan

to hit one time,
you know?

But you're gonna fail
a bunch of times

and you can't
give up.

When you fail this fast,
you can't give up.

You gotta
keep going.

You gotta pack up
what you have.

You got to figure out
what worked
and what didn't.

And you just
have to keep
pressing forward.

*bleep*!

I know lots of
guys that have
gone bankrupt

ten times over
in mining.

You know, so,
sometimes, sure,
it's depressing

and sure it
looks bad,

but we just keep
getting up,

keep getting up
and making it work.

I'm not giving up.

I just need gold.

[narrator]
thirty miles
out of town...

He's on it.

He's got
his nostrils
wide open,

he can smell
that gold.

...Vernon
adkinson's

looking for
a pot of gold

at the end
of the rainbow.

Let's go,
let's go!

[vernon]
river dreading
takes a while.

There's not really
much for me to do

except sit here
and look intelligent.

I mean,
it's not really going
to do me any good

and say, "six inches
to the right,"

or, "seven inches
to the left,"
or whatever.

But I can definitely
make myself busy.

That's a cheaters way
of starting a fire.

Redneck microwave.

We got some
fresh moose.

[vernon] I bet
it's not even warm
on the inside.

Really?

You got toasted
a little bit,
you were right.

[laughs]

[vernon]
but bet it's good.

They don't make
them like this
in the restaurants.

-This is
roughing it, boys.
-[men] yeah.

It's getting gold
the hard way.

Moose meat
over an open fire.

One of life's
greatest pleasure.

But so are
the big pile
of gold

out of a one-foot
deep river.

Hopefully, that's
what we're gonna
find today.

Hey, brian,

I know you're
having fun,

but let's
shut it down

-and take a look
at the box...
-[brian] all right.

...And see if
this is worth
our time or not.

Yeah, I mean,
I'm seeing some.

It's not fantastic
but it's gold.

Let's go ahead
and pull that
chest back.

All right.

Pan it out
and see if it's clear.

-You want
the honors?
-Yes.

Based on
what I'm seeing...

Yeah, I think
we need to move.

You know, we can
make gas money

and beer money
here but...

We looking
for a little bit
better than this.

There is gold
in clara creek,

there's no doubt
about that.

But we're looking
for the good stuff

and I think
it's time
to pull up

and go on
further up
the creek.

I think the old timers
probably got into this.

But the further
up we go,

the less likely
they've been there,

especially not
with equipment.

We'll call it
a day.

We'll get out here
bright and early

go on up the creek

and give it
another shot.

Okay guys,
we can get
back to town.

-Beer and pizza?
-[brian] all right.

Oh, nice.

[vernon] all right.

[narrator]
thirty miles south...

[emily] how do
you feel about

that buoy hanging
off the nozzle?

You've worked with
one like that before?

Absolutely.

[narrator] after
the sudden jolt

of losing all-star
daryl galipeau

emily riedel is
forging ahead.

We're gonna
get out there.

I'm sad and
disappointed that
daryl left.

He has been
a great asset
over the years

but, you know,
rick's available.

Rick is always
available and up
for a dive.

So, the goal
remains the same.

The gold
is still there

and you need to
go suck it up.

Looks like
a little dolphin.

All right. Be safe.
Don't push it.

[ricky over radio]
yep, we're gonna
reach the gold today.

How's it going, rick?

[ricky over radio]
well...

...Right where
we are,

it's been worked
pretty good.

[emily] all this
was worked.

This is an edge

and somebody
had already worked.

That's what
made me

kind of want to
look at it.

[ricky]
that's not
the best news.

[emily] holy crap.

[ricky] you can tell
the stuff's
been worked...

By the top
of these rocks.

All these particles
have pushed off

so they've been
through a plant.

Great.

Today kind of sucks.

We were in
a great
pay streak,

and we get to
our spot

and we're not
seeing a lot of gold.

It's just not great.

When it rains,
it storms out here.

[grunts]

oh, oh.

[emily] yeah.

And we got a clog.
You want to check?

I'm gonna
isle her down.

[over radio]
got to bring it up.

[emily] yeah.

Yeah, you got
a rock in the end
of the nozzle.

[ricky] I see it
right here, em.

It's really
*bleep* annoying.

This shouldn't
be happening.

It's a huge
waste of time
and money.

Kind of hacks
me off.

Rick, *bleep*
that's how
you get tired.

Just, just...

Just chill!
Just chill!

It's one of
those days.

Daryl quits,

pay streak's
drying up,
hammer breaks

and the rock
damn us from hell.

Typical gold
mining season,

and that it is
just a constant
roller coaster.

But we're gonna
turn this around,
we've got to.

Sounds like
we got to pick up
the anchor...

-Here and move.
-Mm-hm.

Yep.

-[beeping]
-[emily] something's
steaming.

Hold on, I think
it's on fire.

-[beeping continues]
-[rick] whoa, whoa...

Yep, it's on fire.

Not one *bleep*.

[emily] let's spray
some gas on it.

[ricky laughs]

son of the b*tch.

[emily]
oh, my god.

You find a piece
of gold down there?

[zeke speaking
over radio]

[raven]
hell yeah, man.

[narrator] despite
building currents,

zeke tenhoff
has been
grinding away

on his first
real pay streak
of the season.

We got big
a*s waves.

Look at how huge
those waves are.

I mean, it doesn't
look like much
from up here,

but if you're down
there, dude,

it's like, whoa.

Hey, raven,
these rollers
are getting

a little bit
too consistent

and I'm worried
about the sluice box

hitting the side
of the boat.

I think we should
tell zeke

that we should
pull, dude.

Look at this.

Woo!

Damn.

These swells
are quickly turning
into waves.

It's getting
pretty consistent

and pretty
*bleep* greedy.

[zeke speaking]

yeah, I think
if you want
to get headed,

like, they're getting
dangerously close
to the sluice box.

I think it might
have to be time.

They're, like,
pulling the hose up
and all that.

[zeke speaking]

[raven] yeah,
I'll reel you up.

He's coming up.

He doesn't want to.

There's a lot of
greasy gold
down there...

Which is great.

I mean,
we're at the spot

you know, we can
keep hitting in,

but these swells
are quickly
becoming waves.

[zeke speaking]

[sam]
hell yeah, man.

[zeke] we got us
some super good
ripping gold today,

but the currents
picked up enough

that we couldn't
hold the boat
in position.

We gotta go home.

I mean, I knew
this was a risk

for the productivity
of today

but all in all,
I would say

that today has
been a success.

I haven't done
a clean up
with this bot yet,

so I don't know
how it's gonna work.

So, I'm gonna
clean it out

first thing tomorrow.

There's that
little chunker...

Little piece
of gold.

There's a bunch
of those down there.
[chuckles]

so, I wanted...
My goal is
to hold on

to as much gold
as I can

and I want to learn
how to make

little pentagrams
out of it.

[laughs]

I'm gonna make
as many pentagrams
as I can.

I think I would
probably be
able to sell

those pentagrams
for, like, a lot
of money.

'cause what you
want to do is,

you want to be able
to sell jewelry to
rappers, I think.

I think that's where
the real money is.

People love
pentagrams.

Hold!

Shut it down,
shut it down.

[narrator]
desperate to get

the myrtle
irene mining,

things are looking
a bit shaky
for mr. Gold.

If you look
right here,
we got a gap

in between our crown
and our deck...

And we need to
get that down...

To where it's gonna
not bounce
and flock around.

I made this deal.

I took
these chances.

I put myself
into this mess,

so I'm gonna
do it myself.

I gotta weld
this punch plate.

Hope to hell
it holds,

so we can fire
this beast up

and get it out
on the water.

If not,
I can be facing
financial ruin.

No pressure.

It's all welded up.

We're going
to give it
another shot.

Hopefully,
it doesn't sound

as bad as it did
the last time.

Go for it.

Woo, shake it, baby.

Looks like
it's supposed to.

Yeah.

Nice job.

[laughs] woo!

Yeah!

We got bolt shakers
clicking just right.

Now it's the
moment of truth.

The second
sluice box.

We built this thing
from scratch.

It's massive.

This is how
we plan on catching
way more gold.

The whole plan
relies on it.

My whole investment
relies on it.

This is the biggest load
on the whole system.

Biggest concerns.

If this thing
doesn't work,
nothing works.

[dave speaking]

that's it.

Let's see
what it does.

[engine starts]

[all cheering]

[laughing, cheering]

look at that.

[shawn]
that's perfect.

[dave] that works
awesome, huh?

[both laugh]

woo!

[shawn] yeah,
I like the way
that's working.

[dave] this thing's
gonna kick a*s.

Every penny
we spent
was worth it.

-Yeah.
-We're gonna
knock it dead.

[laughs]

we're gonna make
*bleep* money.

[dave] good job.

It's awesome.

Yeah, it all
works perfect.

Let's get
out of here.

-We'll get her
tomorrow, huh?
-Yeah.

I want to go
out there
and just dig.

[sci-fi music playing]

I am the beacon.

Aliens come forth,

harvest our gold,

give us
warp drive...

And then food.
You gotta...

How do you do
that food thing

like on
the enterprise...

[imitates buzzing]
hey, piña colada.

Yeah, I want one
of those, too.

And I know
you guys got it.

Welcome to
steve's weird,

wild,
wonderful world

in nome, alaska.

We're at
anvil rock here.

Anvil rock.

Site of
the destroyed
gold beacon

that the aliens
sent here

two millennia ago.

Aliens are the worst
claim jumpers

in this side
of the galaxy.

As you might know,

the aliens use gold
for warp drive.

They put
a beacon here

two millennia ago

to tell everybody

within two
lightyears of here,

as they travel pass,

if they need
some gas,

come to
nome, alaska.

Next stop on
steve's alien tour...

All of that comes
to a conclusion
right here

at the human
"us government"
response

to the alien thievery.

These towers
were built by
the us government

in anti-alien
technology.

And they were
four of them

until the aliens
found out about it

and wrecked two.

Aliens took it out.

They don't want
to be detected,

and we got
our eyes on you.

Take that aliens!

Our next stop...

[exhales]

finally found

the wreck of
the alien
spacecraft.

I think I can get
in here a little
closer for you.

You see,
you've got
warp cores.

They were breached

and blew out
their lids.

Those are
the warp drive rods

they feed
the gold into.

But aliens that
crashed here,

first, they had
a few drinks
at breakers...

[alien]
two pinacolatos,
please.

[people screaming]

...And then
they went up

and signaled
their buddies

to come get them,
some sort of
taxi service.

[alien]
are there movies
on this flight?

[narrator] now on
bering sea gold...

[alien laughs]

that concludes
our tour of aliens,

gold, warp drive.

Tune in next time
when we explore
other places

in weird, wild,
wonderful
nome, alaska.

Was that recording
the whole time?

[kris] I'm sorry.
I'm *bleep* up.

And in the end,
we got screwed
over for it.

I just want to
get my *bleep*
off of this boat

and go do something
and get real gold.

Because if we don't
figure out a plan,

we're gonna be
*bleep* this season.

We're already
*bleep* this season.

[narrator]
kris kelly picks up
the sad remains

of his busted
million dollars dream.

We gotta break
everything down,

take it off
piece by piece,

you know, 'cause
all of this stuff

is too heavy
to take off
in one piece.

So, we're gonna
break down
our entire operation.

And the way
it looks right now,

we're *bleep*.

It's been
a *bleep* year
so far.

And I lost
my *bleep* knife!

That's it!

*bleep*

it's been, like,
literally one *bleep* problem
after another problem

after another problem
after another problem.

Oh, no, it's in my pocket.

I'm just a whining b*tch.

I got too many things
going on in my mind.

So right now,

the real problem is...

Uh...

We don't have
a plan to get gold anymore.

You know,
our plan for getting gold...

*bleep*

I don't know what the *bleep*
we're going to do

to fix everything.

Hey, dopey.

-Come here,
I want to talk to you.
-Okay.

[dave] now you're in trouble.

[kris] I'm not in trouble.
I haven't done anything
today yet.

I have no idea

what dave's going to get
on my case about now

but I have nothing
to lose at this point.

We have no money,
no gold, no future.

He can't demand
anything more from me.

I've been beaten down
and I'm broke.

-So what's going on?
-What are you going to do?

[kris] uh, I don't know
what I'm going to do.

We have no plan right now
to get gold.

I put all my eggs
in one basket,

and it turned in
to be a *bleep* show.

I just-- if we would have
went down there

and found some gold

everything
would have been worth it.

You know, but we just--

get a 55 grain slug
in your back.

But that would have been
worth it.

Yeah, well, you know,
I'm real skinny

and I'm pretty sure
b*ll*ts dodge me real easy.

[laughs]

what's your plan?

Well, I say maybe
I got a solution
for both of us.

I've been trying
to put my dredge back on

but I think
I don't have a crew for it

and I'm out of time.

So maybe we take
your dredge down.

You guys, dive.

Prospect by claims a cr*pple.

Do you think we're gonna
get gold though?

Dude, there's huge nuggets
down there.

[kris] dave is one
of the lucky people

that came at the right time
in the right place

and that's all it is.
It's just luck.

You know, he's irish.

So he showed up to nome
before anybody was here.

He had the money
and the equipment

to stake all these claims.

So right now, dave mccully's
got a claim in a boat

but he doesn't have
another crew.

So it's my only opportunity

to make some gold
and turn things around
this season.

So what kind of a gold split
do you want to do?

You know,
I know it's your claims,

your boat, your equipment,
your, your, your and your.

But what kind of crumbs
are you going to kick me?

I was thinking,
I give you 30 percent.

Can you do
a little bit better on that?

No.

I'm going
to have to talk about it

with my dad and brother

just because I'm not a *bleep*

and they like
to be kept in the loop.

But between you and I,
I think we're doing it

'cause we literally
have not one *bleep* option
right now.

I'm going to go talk
to my dad and brother

and I'll talk to you later.

-There you go.
-Okay.

-Thank you.
-Be in touch.

Box split is terrible.


It's like,
"damn, I know hookers
that get paid better"

but, uh, we're still...

Right now, some money
is better than no money

and I know dave will negotiate
a little bit better.

Don't worry about that.

I just needed a number,
a figure to get started with

and that's like
a ground starting point.

So now we can
start to negotiate

and make that number come up.

But we're doing this.

We have no other options.

So we're doing this.

That turned out to be better
than I thought it was
going to be.

*bleep*

no, no, no.
We're not done with it.

Let's just go
and I'll tell you the story.

[man] what's the story now?

[kris] it's a long,
complicated story, okay?

What *bleep* job
you bring us down this time?

[kris] let's just concentrate
on the good.

[narrator] two miles east.

[emily] getting to it.

Hopefully, we'll find gold
in this spot.

Man knows where the gold is,

man's going to dive on it.

[narrator]
her lead diver took a dive

and her pay streak dried up.

But emily riedel is still
in the fight for gold.

[emily] I'm excited
to get on that ground

and see if there's
anything exceptional.

After so many years
of doing this,

the problems are repetitive.

You know,
the bering sea gets mad,

your equipment gets mad.

Everything's breaking.
People are breaking.

I mean, it's defeat, you know,

and you just kind of have to
let it steamroll you

for a while,
and then you fight back.

All right,
let's talk about game plan.

I figured we could do
some live boating.

The idea for live boating
is that you can just cover

as much ground as possible
when you're prospecting.

I need to make
the gold happen.

And the best way
I know how to do this

is live boating.

With live boating,
we're not setting anchor,

the gears down,
the divers down,

and the diver is out in front
of the boat, poking holes

and it's just kind
of rapid fire prospecting.

Often we find gold
pretty quickly.

There's a lot of things
that can go terribly wrong

in a live boating situation.

That's why we're doing,
like, a full house

is because somebody
needs to be on the cons,

somebody needs
to be on the outboard

and somebody needs
to be on the umbilical.

So it's
a very stressful situation.

[man] how about you?
You stoked?

I'm stoked about this weather.

[emily] live boating
is a stressful event.

You have a live vessel
with running outboard motors,

currents, hoses,
lines, tangles,

all sorts
of potential calamity.

So it requires
all hands on deck.

So I brought our tender
larissa,

and she's going
to give an extra hand.

We're on a nice sand edge
that we want to check out

and then we're going to start
live boating from there.

The biggest thing all the time
when we're live boating

is an airline getting
tangled up in something.

That is always the concern

because, you know,
air is like sex.

You don't miss it
till you're not getting any.

Larissa,
you're on the umbilical.

Try to keep your hand on it.

And then every
once in a while,

kinda check back with us,

so we can kind
of check out bob's position

-to point out where he's at.
-Okay.

[man] he's just going
to cruise around,
look for unworked ground.

Ground that looks
potentially good.

He knows what he's doing,
so I feel confident.

Hey man, go with god.

[laughs] assume he can
find me here.

Yeah, she's backing up
as we're talking.

I have to do
some maneuvering here.

I think I got it.

Yeah, you're about
one o'clock right now.

Set.

[man] we're in neutral.

-Where's he at?
-12 o'clock.

Okay.

Is he good? Okay.

Bob's just down there

putting down the cut.

A convenient thing
is that we're facing north

and that's where the wind
is supposed to be coming from.

[bob yells] oh, my god!

There's a whole bunch
of gold right here.

[emily] oh, nice!

Let's just get the anchor set
as quickly as possible.

This is what
I'm talking about.

After all that *bleep*.

Darryl leaving and bad gold.

This is exactly what we need.

We need to just spend hours

putting ounces
in the sluice box.

So it's awesome.

And we'll set up here

and we'll see
what it turns into.

Whoo! We're on it, baby!

[exclaims]

[larissa exclaims]

[emily] yeah, all right.

[thrilling music playing]

[birds screeching]

here we go, dave.

Okay, I've been waiting
all week for this, buddy.

Let's do it.

[narrator]
the day has finally come

for the new and improved
myrtle irene to be...

[dramatic music plays]

...Unleashed
on the bering sea.

[shawn] you guys ready?

[dave] let's do it!

Go get some gold!

Let's do it.

[dave] a lot of hard work.

Let's pick up the spot to go.

-Let's go, let's go!
-[dave] all right.

[shawn] everything seems
to be working perfectly

but you never know
until you put the bucket down

and put some dirt
through the box.

I'm going to take it
to a cobble field
close to town

to make sure everything's
working perfectly

before I take it to tomcod.

I don't want to spend
too much time on field,

finding out there's
a bunch of problems.

Now it's time to see
what this bad girl can do.

Okay, you can go ahead
and pull us around.

[dramatic music playing]

oh, yeah.

[dave] we're doing it.

Tell you what,
it feels good.

[radio] myrtle irene

departing nome harbor.

There you go.
Straighten her out, eh.

Slow and steady.

[man over radio]
all right, shawn,
I'm neutral.

All right, I got her.

I can't believe
we're doing it, shawn.

About time.

We're *bleep* doing it.

[man over radio] well,
this is pretty decent
out here.

There's, like, some
sand and cobble.

It doesn't look like
it's been just destroyed,
like, right behind me.

[shawn] yeah,
I'm gonna swing us around

and then we'll back in there.

[man over radio] copy that.

[shawn] this is a good spot
to test out the myrtle irene.

Lots of cobble,
lots of heavy material.

If she can handle this,
I know I built her right.

And we're in business.

[mechanical whirring]

here we go.
Spuns are going down.

We'll fire everything up,

get water around,
and get the plants fired up.

Start throwing some dirt...

Let's do it.
I've been waiting
all year for this.

Let's do it, huh?

Let's do it.

Nervous.

All this work
and all this money

coming down
to this moment right now.

[engine starts]

time to do the first bucket.

Be interesting
to see how it washes.

[engine whirring]

[man] this is what
it all comes down to,
right here.

Is it gonna work as planned?

Hope so.

Here we go.

[rumbling]

look at that
blasted *bleep* area.

Does it pump the gravel?

It's pumping gravel.

*bleep*

seems like everything's
working.

I'm going to go
check things out.

Let cody throw some buckets in
and if I'm happy,

we're going to head down
to the tomcod,

go make some serious coins.

[dramatic music playing]

[dave] it's working perfect.

Just like I planned it.

Hey, what do you want to do?

Everything's working.

Let's go make some gold
down that tomcod.

-Let's do it, man.
-[laughs]

I can't believe
that is working.

[shawn laughing]
we're gonna k*ll it.

It's pretty amazing.

All coming together.

Everything works
just the way it's supposed to.

Now, I'm going to go
do what I do best.

I'm gonna pile up some gold.

Here we go.

No time like the present.

Hello and welcome
to another episode

of kris kelly's secret guide
to successful mining.

Today, I'm going
to tell you about gold.

What the *bleep*.

There's nothing
to tell about gold.

[cheerful music playing]

gold's a rock.

It's an element,
and it's worth something.

'cause you know what?
Way back in the day,

some *bleep* saw it
in the ground

and saw that it was shiny.

And they figured out
if they put it together

they can make
sculptures of it.

Gold is literally
found everywhere

in the *bleep* world almost.

What's the atomic weight
of gold?

I don't know
the atomic weight of gold.

Is this science class
or is it how to find gold?

Because if you want to find
gold on a periodic table,

go talk to somebody else.

But if you want
to find gold in the ground,

you come on and see me.

You know that's all--

what class do you want?

Bill nye, the science guy

or kris kelly's secret guide
to successful mining.

No, you don't!

You do not need to know
the atomic weight of gold
to find it.

I bet these *bleep*
gold miners back
in the turn of the century,

they were not
asking themselves,

"hey what's
the atomic weight of gold?"

because they didn't
give a *bleep*.

They worried about scurvy,
getting shot

and dying of poorness.

It's been another episode

of kris kelly's secret
guide to successful mining.

If you want to know more,
go to your local library

or maybe read a *bleep* book.

[whistles]

this sucks.

This better not make it
on the show.

I don't think we passed
a car between here and nome.

About 30 miles.

Passed about a dozen
musk ox, but no cars.

More musk ox than people.

That's all right with me.

[narrator] after yesterday's
lackluster haul,

vernon's team
has moved up the river,

hoping to up the gold tally.

[whirring]

[vernon] all this gold
has had about
20 million years

to make its way
down to bedrock.

But once they get the bedrock,
it can't go any deeper.

But since it's
the heaviest element,

it's always working
its way down.

That's what we're gonna
be looking for here.

There's gold in clara creek.

I suspected it, and sure
enough, proved it yesterday.

But we're not
looking for beer money.

We're looking
for the good stuff.

That's why we moved up stream.

I don't think this ground

has been worked
as hard as down below.

[drilling]

hey, brian.

[brian] yeah?

Let's take a look
at that dredge mat too,

see if we're gettin' anything.

All right.

I saw a nice little bit go up.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah, yeah.

Let's take a look
at our dredge mat

and if we've got some
good gold in there,

we'll sift for a while.

We'll see what happens here.

It looks like
a lot in here, but...

Yeah.

We're getting gold fever,
that's what we're getting.

Look at that line
of gold right there.

Nice little piece.

This is a lil' piece
of gold there,
right there.

[brian] we were in there,
what, a half an hour
or 20 minutes?

[man] yeah.

So we're only going to do
this top little section
of the box here.

And there's still
gonna be gold in here

but this will give us
a good idea of what
the creek has to offer.

See what you got.

It's like a half an hour.

It's a pretty *bleep* damn
good gold there.

That's what that is.

Damn, I mean,
that's pretty impressive.

From that lil' hole...
[indistinct]

I mean, that's not bad
for a rainy day.

[vernon]
we found something good.

This will be our own
personal little piggy bank.

Anytime
we can't dread off shore,

we can come up here

and we can get
into some serious gold.

This summer
just keeps getting better.

I'm actually kind
of excited about this.

I haven't been excited
in quite a while now.

Nice little crispy one.

It's right off the cobble mat.

Lookin' better all the time.

[narrator]
25 miles southeast.

[zeke] if it bothers you guys,

or if you guys
get contact high,
I can put it out.

[giggles]

[coughs, laughs] yeah.

[narrator] zeke, and the crew
of the black swan

are hoping their first way out

is as 'high' as can be.

Because to be 'blunt',

they need to start
'rolling' some gold.

Honestly, at this point,

I'm just happy we have
a clean up at this point
at all

to spend a lot
of research and development.

It took months and months
of working on projects

and getting things
to work right
to get to the point

where it works well enough
to do this.

And so it's, like,
by any measurement,

this is awesome.

And we didn't need
to repeat this over and over.

I know that in order
to break even

with the money
that I put into all the gear

to put the sailboat
dredge together.

I mean, I got to come up
with somewhere

around 50 ounces
to break even with that.

So I'm hoping that
I can really start
chipping away

on paying back
the money I put into this

and breaking even this fall,
I really do.

See how it weighs up.

So...

Hopefully
we have $2,000 an ounce.

It doesn't have to add up
to much to keep it going.

Yeah.

We're 0.87 ounces
for this one.

So that's like $1,500.

Still a lot of money.

Rome wasn't built in a day
and neither was nome.

I mean, this isn't
like a huge clean up

by any stretch
of the imagination

but we were only out there
for a couple of hours

and we still brought
some good gold in

before we got blown off.

If we get full days in
on that spot,

we're going to have
a k*ller summer.

Definitely proves to me
that the systems work
well enough

that we can shift
into just production mode

and do a bunch of dredging.

And I think there's probably
a lot of gold left

where we left that buoy.

And it'll add up fast
if we just grind on it

and try to get
a bunch of hours in

we got to get smelter.

[man]
smelt these into jewelry.

[zeke] mm-hmm.

[narrator]
five miles west.

[emily] if anyone wants
to find a fortune in gold,

they just have
to steal my gps.

Holy *bleep*

there's so much gold.

[narrator]
emily riedel's ready to see

just how hot
their new hotspot really is.

[emily] this looks great.

[man] we got on some cobble
and it didn't look bad.

Kind of interesting.

[emily]
I don't know what it is
about me and gold.

I'm just like
enraptured by it.

Anyway, it's like
I've fallen in love
all over again.

We were down
for a bit for sure.

But hopefully,
this pay streak is better
than the last one

because I need to have, like,
75 ounces at least

before I am able
to make a serious offer

on a claim around here.

Hey, this looks
pretty *bleep* good

for the time that
we were on the bottom.

So let's see what she is.

One, two, three

four, five, six, seven...

[emily exclaims]

eight, nine, ten.

Hey, eleven.

Eleven point three eight.

Hey, that's pretty good.

[narrator] eleven point
three eight ounces.

That's worth over $22,000.

And despite
being temporarily derailed,

the captain seems
to have the train

firmly back on the tracks.

-Nice guys.
-Not bad

not bad, at all.

Yeah.

-I said 8--
-[dog barks]

-whoa! Naomi, hi
-oh, hi, naomi.

Hi, are you ready
for some kibble?

-[man] she wants some gold.
-She wants some gold.

[man laughs]

[emily]
are you a gold digger, naomi?

[dog barks]

[narrator]
next time on bering sea gold.

[shawn]
I have a ton of money
wrapped up into this

and now it's time
to make it all pay.

I can smell gold.

If we don't turn
our season around,
we're *bleep*.

One of you losers
get the water.

I'm going.

We need another man.

Do I hear I want
to work for free

while you learn my boat.

You've got really
good hearing.

[snoring]

steve! Come on, damn it!

It's beautiful out.
Glassy.

Great first day to dive.

Air compressor has shut off,
come on up.

[man screams]

[shawn]
we're making gold, buddy.

[both laughing]

[man] I'm on top, baby!
Whoo!

-[emily] oh my god. *bleep*
-[man] yeah!

It was just like,
"I got you." [laughter]

it goes like "ahhh".