01x25 - Your Days Are Num Num Numbered/Zhus the Boss

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pets

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thank you

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foreign

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everyone's gonna be so surprised when

they see this I sure am it's beautiful

freaky uh it was supposed to be

a piece but thank you I promise to act

surprised when you show everyone need

any help nah I got this

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hahaha

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oh God

hello what do we have here

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what manner of thread is this I don't

know it could be anything so much

Intrigue science demands an answer

it's almost done

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what you put no idea

sounds good can I pull two I can't see

the harm in that

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I wonder what's on the other end a robot

from the future cookies from the future

a world record catfish I see something

it's it's

Ah that's only num nums well you put up

a good fight nums I mean you know world

record catfish but still hey you could

knit something with this maybe even a

quilt

really it's kind of coming apart what

happened

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oh canums

a little explodey your quilt come on

guys you need to be more careful numbs

worked really hard on that it's not not

just the quilt I spent all day long

helping you guys and this is the thanks

I get

y'all

you do stuff for us oh come on chunk

that's not how you make someone feel

appreciated oh please Frankie you're as

bad as they are you know what I do for

you

me oh

uh you are cute

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nailed it oh that does it I quit

quit what I quit cleaning up after you I

quit keeping you out of danger I quit

being serious

clean up after us she didn't even clean

up her yarn

we should talk to her but we need to let

her cool down first uh quite practical I

wonder what'll be different now that

numbs quit being nums

there'll be a lot less knitting around

here that's for sure

oh no my toast tough break I'd offer you

a cookie but these are all our rocks the

toaster never burns my toast and what

happened

perhaps I can shed some light on this

every day after school you put bread in

the toaster at 3 49 pm

exactly 28 seconds later chunk gets a

stack of his own I love cookies

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as your toes pops up perfectly done one

cookie lands on the lever and Pops the

toes back down normally I'm there to pop

that lever back up and save the toast

but since I quit being me

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burnt toast is what you get enjoy oh

okay I'm sure it's fine did you make all

that up it's statistically unlikely

doesn't sound like us maybe you're right

I'm sure nothing else will go wrong for

any of you all day have a great one

film homework is done

my homework who did that not us we

weren't even here oh did you not know

about this well every day at 4 37 chunk

fills a hamster ball with popcorn jumps

in and rolls around while eating I like

to take popcorn ba*ls to the next level

then he leaves the ball and the unpopped

kernels near where squiggles uses his

magnifying glass true I study dirt from

the backyard to make sure I'm still on

planet Earth at exactly 455 pipsqueak

gets a glass of grape juice and checks

that you're doing your homework I don't

know why I always pour so much she never

finishes and leaves the rest right near

your work at 503 the sun shines through

your window hits the magnifying glass

and nature takes its course

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normally I would have redirected the

ball but oh well better get restarted on

that homework

did she really stop that from happening

every day

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yeah chunk fills the shampoo bottle with

maple syrup so he can eat pancakes in

the bathtub I switch those back

and that's why I always blew a lid onto

the jelly molds and that's why I always

remind you that your hamster ball has a

safety belt

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that would have happened anyway

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but that I would have stopped what's

gonna happen next I'm freaking out here

the unlikely has become likely it's

period Jesus now what's up we're hiding

because we're afraid of what will happen

next num Noms was doing all this stuff

for us every day and we didn't even know

it we need to tell her we're sorry and

how much we appreciate her can you do it

I'm afraid to leave we all need to do it

slowly and with caution right

okay

you almost tripped on your baseball

glove good save

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oh did I leave the hamster ball cannon

on

apparently yes

oh no my Rockets Rockets

this is why you never leave the dresser

whoa nice recovery

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showing off

oh

Facebook

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thank you

thanks

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again

you watch it I can't see it

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wow thanks Mom I deleted that again

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everyone hold your breath

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[Applause]

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gnomes that was amazing you're the

greatest so much fun being unsafe has

never been so safe how many times have

you saved us with an air mattress well

to be honest that was a new one

hey guys what's this just a little

thanks for looking out for us many many

many times so you know we appreciate you

like a lot and that if you're ever

abducted by aliens taken to their home

planet and forced to participate in some

form of earth-based theme park we will

come for you we never discussed that but

sure

you guys this is a really really great

effort yeah it's not nearly as good as

yours but we did our best it's the

thought that counts thank you hey you

want us to make you dinner tonight

uh no I'll do it you guys shouldn't be

around the stove or knives

okay or spoons or clothes pins or rubber

bands or

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I've had enough of this day I'm just

gonna stay in my room oh no Frankie

what's wrong

what's what's just I don't know Mom and

Dad are being like so bossy every little

thing I do is against the rules Frankie

what did we say about putting chocolate

on our cereal

Frankie what did we say about wearing

scary costumes to your piano recitals

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Frankie

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not that one either

ah it's so unfair I know right Mom and

Dad have been totally harshing on our

Vibe lately too like for no reason

strong

num nums

lips

squiggles

well some of that stuff did sound a bit

dangerous but yeah we need to do

something about these rules

okay I know we need rules but it's so

unfair that you guys get to make them

all up and we just have to follow them

well we are your parents Frankie that's

pretty much how it works sweetie we only

make rules to keep everybody safe and

happy Oh plus it's not very much fun

being in charge I doubt you'd like it

what no way that's crazy that's it being

in charge is the best you say that now

honey don't do anything rash maybe you

and the zoo should be in charge tomorrow

and see if you still feel the same way

no no bad idea yes great idea and you

guys have to follow our rules for once

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okay okay if we have a new set of rules

those rules will need to be submitted by

the end of the day so we can prepare

deal we'll get started right now

oh come on honey how much trouble could

they cause in one day well I'm gonna go

buy a mouth guard and maybe some elbow

pads this is gonna be great I've waited

my whole life to be the boss

born to be in charge I guess I can't

really do any worse than Alan I always

say rules are meant to be broken but if

they're my rules who would want to

follow them perhaps we should take this

opportunity to change the rules of

gravity

nah that's probably going too far

for now okay mom said we gotta get our

new rules ready so what do we got oh I

got one aren't you guys sick of having

to wipe your feet and scrape mud off

your fur before coming in the house yes

of course more than you could ever know

all right so our new rule is that no one

is allowed to come in the house unless

they are covered in dirt

whoops almost forgot

oh I know from now on cake will be

considered a vegetable ah can I please

be done I'm full sorry Frankie finish

all your cake or no dessert

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perhaps we should enforce a strict no

sitting on the furniture rule from now

on furniture will be far bouncing only

okay those ideas are fun but I bet we

can do even better better than cake

salad with a side of cake sticks and

stink cake

okay

well nobody said that being the boss was

gonna be a piece of cake

that was bad Frankie we need a rule

about lame Jokes wait I've got it okay

now this rule may seem obvious but that

doesn't make it any less important 24 7

ice cream

come on you can't tell me you guys

haven't thought about it okay chunk and

how would this never-ending ice cream

rule work yeah like where would we keep

all of it mom's grocery bill would be

astronomical that's science and what

about cavities oh don't worry there'll

be plenty of cavities see we'll just

install a giant ice cream maker in the

basement that never stops it won't even

have an off switch just picture it

oh

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there is literally no downside

um

you guys we're sort of starting to fall

behind here there's no off switch who

builds an ice cream maker with no off

switch

it's gonna flood the entire house

I got this

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all right

scream headache Rock Crush destroy be

not nice so great rule right

let's put that one on the maybe list

what else we got oh Got A good rule the

house must remain spotlessly clean at

all times

you could actually release germs

incredible

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okay great work everyone and now that

the place is sparkling clean touches

anything wait slake not even the floor

especially not the floor I don't get how

this is gonna work oh no I thought that

would be rather obvious

probably should have seen this coming

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have a good day at school sweetie

freaking out so great it should be for

everybody

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I got out of control pretty fast didn't

it yeah it sort of did okay squiggles

what have you got okay this rule is

based on my belief that our family

spends entirely too much time indoors

yes I've been telling Mom and Dad that

forever so I propose a rule that we have

to get out more

well this is just lovely squiggles what

a great idea for a new rule cutting out

is great sure is nice one squiggles

excellent now everyone into the rocket

oh so that's why we were picnicking

beside this thing

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so not really much to do here huh hmm

that would appear to be the case however

the important thing is that we are way

out of the house

all right as a family forever

all right I'm sorry sorry and did you

say forever certainly it's not as if I

could have fit all of you and enough

fuel in the rocket for the return trip

so

basically

is that we all live on the moon forever

precisely science amongst the Stars

come on enough silliness you guys I've

got the perfect rule okay we all know

Frankie is the best right right so my

rule is that everyone just needs to act

more like Frankie all the time foreign I

just had the best day at work look I won

a trophy for plumbing wow cool trophy

Frankie you ready for some baseball you

bet Frankie

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um that's already sounding a little bit

you guys haven't even heard the best

part we'll change the name of any town

to Frankie's bird are you guys having

just the best day come on you guys time

to party let's do this

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thank you

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what too much Frankie

yeah that's fair okay let's see what we

got here well thanks for the suggestion

Zeus what great

imaginations but I've got a perfect rule

that's gonna work out best for everybody

hey guys ah it's the big boss lady so I

suppose you have your rules figured out

for tomorrow yeah about that the thing

is I think we only need one and that

rule is you two are in charge that's the

rule from now on it's the only way to

keep the planet safe

are you sure sweetie I'm sure

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I knew she'd be a good boss

well you sure know your girl and she

sure knows her zoos

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