01x07 - Fur-Vivor/Zhuper Girl

[bunniefuu]

Hey!

♪ Let me tell you 'bout my friends ♪

♪ They're my best friends, the Zhu Zhus ♪

♪ They can talk, dance and sing ♪

♪ They can do 'bout anything ♪

♪ Pipsqueak always plays it cool ♪

♪ To Mr. Squiggles, science rules ♪

♪ Num Nums looks before she leaps ♪

♪ Chunk has style and loves to eat ♪

And I'm Frankie!

♪ Frankie and the Zhu Zhu Pets ♪

♪ Our adventures are the very best ♪

♪ Who knows what'll happen next livin' with the Zhu Zhus ♪

♪ Frankie and the Zhu Zhu Pets ♪

(grunting)

Iron Hamster Triathlon day is always the best day of the year!

Are you guys pumped or what?

I was born pumped!

Iron is my favorite element!

Uh, you know, I think I'll leave the Iron stuff up to you guys.

I don't feel like running around today.

(meows)

Running, I'm running!

-Oh no! -Cat!

(hisses, screeches)

No panicking! It's drill #47!

Go!

Whoa. Good work, team.

Well, you guys seem pretty winded from your warm-up.

I hope you saved some energy for this year's Iron Hamster.

You're gonna need it!

-(thundering) -(gasps)

Aww, no! We can't go out in that!

(groaning)

Sorry, guys,

looks like Iron Hamster is canceled this year.

(groaning)

Too bad. What'll we do now?

Something safe and not dangerous probably?

-(thundering) -(screeching)

So, what do you guys want to do?

Uh, everyone voted for knitting just before you got here.

Come on, I know getting rained out stinks,

but we can still have fun!

Nothing's as fun as Iron Hamster.

This year's Iron Hamster got rained out

and everybody's super bummed.

Not me. Knitting!

Rainy days are about imagination.

I bet, if you try,

you'll think of a way to turn this day around.

Mom is right. And you know what? The Iron Hamster is back on,

and this year, it's indoors!

Oh, honey, wait. No, no, I-- I didn't mean--

(cheering)

Thanks for the great idea, Mom!

Yes, great idea, Ellen.

This scarf was gonna be for you.

Now, I'm not so sure.

(screeching)

(pounding)

(meows)

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

to the first ever indoor Iron Hamster!

Let's meet our contestants.

Hi! I'm Pipsqueak! I won last year's Iron Hamster.

Shout-out to my best friend Frankie! Whoo!

Wow, this Frankie sounds amazing.

I'm Chunk. I spent 45 minutes on my hair,

so I like my chances today.

The hair looks great, Chunk!

Oh, um, yes, I'm Mr. Squiggles,

and I'm about to run wild!

You better clear the tubes 'cause Squiggles is coming hard!

Whoa! Uh, nice one, Squiggles!

Thank you. I just completed

an online course in trash talking.

Okay, my name is Num Nums

and I'm hoping this Iron thingy

won't be quite as dangerous as last year's.

Don't worry, Nums.

We're in the house. Nothing can go wrong!

(sighs) Okay, okay, I'm in.

That's the spirit! Okay, time for the first event!

It's a race to the kitchen counter!

No tubes, and you have to exit this room

without touching the floor!

But how do we--

And go!

Whoo-hoo!

Okay, carry the yardstick and whoo-hoo!

(gasping)

Ah!

Get in the game, Nummers!

Wait, I don't have my paper airplane license!

(screaming)

Awesome!

I'm gonna roll this all the way to the kitchen and--

Aah! Stairs! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Frankie: All four Iron Hamster competitors

are almost at the kitchen!

And as they head into the home stretch,

this truly is any Zhu's event!

And Pipsqueak slides to a first place finish,

followed closely by Air Force Nums!

(grunts)

I should travel by ball more often.

Whoa!

Or not.

Well? Do you have anything to say?

You're welcome?

Num Nums, you made it here safely and in second place.

And you can't tell me piloting that airplane

wasn't at least a little bit fun.

That's not the point!

You're right, Nums.

The point is, with only one event completed,

the grand prize is still up for grabs!

Ooh, grand prize! What is it? No, don't tell us. Tell us!

The grand prize is-- I don't know yet.

Yes! That means it could be anything, or everything,

or nothing, or something.

For our next event,

contestants must rappel down from the counter

and then make the treacherous climb

to the top of Mount Fridge!

Well, I'm not big on heights,

but as long as nobody rushes me--

-Frankie: Go! -(screaming)

Okay, that's it for me! Good game, everybody. I'm out.

Just don't look down and keep moving, Num Nums!

-You got this! -I can't move.

Please don't--

I'm here for you, Num Nums!

(screaming)

(groaning)

See? You did it!

And look at this!

Chunk has sped into the lead,

followed closely by Mr. Squiggles,

while Pipsqueak and Num Nums bring up the rear!

"Rear"? Yeah, I get it. Ha-ha.

Hmm...

A-ha!

(grunting)

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, no.

Hey, what's going on?

You're going the wrong way!

Not for long!

(grunting)

Whoa! That was awesome!

We'll get to the top together using science!

But every time we use science,

it ends up being super dangerous.

Oh, no! I'm losing my grip!

Hold on, Num Nums! We're almost at the top!

Squiggles, I can't hang on!

(screaming)

It appears contestant Num Nums has found the secret elevator!

-Way to go, Nums! -That was sweet!

With one event remaining, it's a tight race for the

super-secret-'cause-I-don't-know what-it-is-yet grand prize!

(cheering)

This announcer has been especially impressed

with contestant Num Nums,

who is overcoming her fears and crushing these challenges!

Yay!

Aww, come on, you guys.

Actually, this has been really fun!

I think I'm ready for anything at this point like--

(thundering)

(screaming)

(meows)

Hold on, guys. I'll grab a light.

I guess the storm knocked the power out.

Are you guys okay?

I think so. Wait, where's Chunk?

(munching)

What? The power's out. It was gonna melt!

All right, since the power is out,

I have a new final event!

The Iron Hamster grand prize

will go to the first Zhu to find me!

Hi, sweetie. Are your hamster games going okay?

Nice mustache, by the way.

(quietly) I'm in character!

And the Iron Hamster is going way better than okay!

For the last event, the Zhus have to find me.

So, if they come in here, have some fun with them, okay?

(gasps) Can I play a character?

(gasps) Yes!

(all gasp)

(Eastern European accent) So, it is Frankie you seek, yes?

Let us look at the crystal ball.

Uh, ignore tower. Is decorative.

This Frankie be nearby.

She is under something.

(laughing)

Something warm and, um, blanket-y.

(gasps) I got it!

Keep extra blankets in the basement!

That was awesome!

Why, thank you, my dear.

(normal voice) But are the Zhus gonna be okay down there?

-It's pretty dark. -It's just the basement!

What kind of trouble could they possibly get into?

Sort of creepy down here, right?

Come on, you guys, We've almost completed the Iron Hamster!

This is no time to get scared!

I'm not scared.

I've just never been down here when it's so dark.

I invented a static light that might be of use.

Of course, it's never been tested.

Just rub it against your fur to create the static electricity.

Unfortunately, it doesn't hold a charge very long.

You know what? You guys helped me through this competition,

and now I'm gonna help you!

Let's Zhu this!

(all stammering) Ca-- ca-- ca...

Yeah, I know. I'm making light happen!

(all stammering) Ca-- ca-- ca...

Now let's find Frankie!

(sniffing)

Weird. I don't smell Frankie, but I do smell something.

(sniffing)

If... if I didn't know better,

I'd... I'd say that almost smells like a wet--

Cat!

(Eastern European accent) I see...

chocolate chip cookie baking in your future.

(Zhus scream)

Uh-oh. What's going on down there?

(normal voice) They're just edgy because of the storm.

Don't worry. I got this.

(screaming)

(screeching)

-(screaming) -(hissing)

Oh, no! We're trapped!

(meowing)

We can get through this if we work together!

Group rub!

-(screaming) -(screeching)

Aww! A kitty? How'd you get in here?

All: Frankie!

Come on upstairs, guys.

It's dark and creepy down here.

Really? Huh. Hadn't noticed.

Aren't you forgetting something, Frankie?

We found you!

So, all of us win the grand prize!

Oh, right, grand prize.

Ellen: Frankie! Dinner time!

Hmm.

Frankie: After another great day of competition,

nothing says victory like a Zhu Zhu pizza party!

Thanks for turning this into a great day, Frankie!

And thanks for helping me get over my fear of,

well, everything, you guys.

You're the best.

Whoa! Easy there, Mr. Kitty!

I called the number on Kitty's tag,

so his owner should be here soon.

Until then,

I better just keep you up here with me so you're safe!

These are Iron Hamsters, you know.

-(laughter) -It's funny 'cause it's true!

(snoring)

(crashing)

(snoring)

It's Super Sarah to the rescue!

(gasping)

Hey! Whoa!

(gasping)

Uh, Super who?

Super Sarah!

Oh no, that Zhu is being eaten by a chair!

Oh! I am?

Ta-da! I saved you.

-Oh, that's a relief. -Mr. Squiggles: Ahem.

Pardon me, but I seem to be in a predicament.

You're being attacked by a plant monster!

Don't worry. I'll zap it with my laser eyes!

Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!

Somehow, I don't feel safer.

(giggling)

(imitating wind whooshing)

(laughing)

Yay!

Hi, Zhus. We just saw Super Sarah.

Right, the superhero movie.

(imitating wind whooshing)

Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!

Think she liked it?

Mom, Dad, I've decided what I want to be when I grow up:

a superhero!

You could be Super-Clean-Up-Your-Room Girl!

No, a real superhero, one that fights bad guys!

Who wants burgers for dinner?

Not this time, Spatula Man!

Hot dogs it is.

That was too easy. I need a better villain.

Mom-inator, we meet again--

I give up.

Aww.

It's impossible to be a superhero

without a villain to battle.

Well, nothing we can do to help Frankie this time.

I'm gonna check on those hot dogs.

-Wait a minute. -Oof!

There's totally a way we can help!

You three ready to become Zhuper villains?

All: Let's Zhu it!

I guess this is kind of fun.

(imitating fanfare)

Hi, Pipsqueak. What's up?

Who's Pipsqueak?

I'm Turbo McCuddles! Part robot, part cowgirl,

and all sidekick to the super-est Zhuper hero of all,

Zhuper Girl!

That's you.

It is?

Well, I mean, not dressed like that.

That mask really brings out your eyes.

It's time to battle evil!

-Right? -Totally!

The Zhu-ligans are trying to take over the world,

mostly this house.

Behold...

Arach-Nums, the ham-spider!

I like spinning webs, of evil!

-(laughing) -(gasps)

And Count Chunkula, the ham-pire who can bite through anything!

(muffled speaking)

(spitting)

I hope you didn't want any chocolate milk.

(laughing)

Uh... uh, honey?

And last but not least, Suspender Boy!

He's wears suspenders? Really?

Way to bring things down, Squigs.

We're supposed to be bad, not bad.

Is this not appropriate villain attire?

There's room for improvement.

But look! I can do this!

(screaming)

Oh, that-- that was a horrible choice.

Maybe try something else?

Make believe has never been my strong suit.

I am a hamster of science!

That's perfect! All the best villains are scientists.

Go with that. Don't be afraid to go big!

"Big." Okay, I will!

We're outnumbered! Cheese it!

The Zhu-ligans are getting away! We have to go after them!

Yes! This is a job for...

Zhuper Girl!

Hmm...

Greetings, Zhuper Girl

and Turbo Cow-- Cup-- Cutlets?

McCuddles!

Aww, cute!

Enough, Arach-Nums! What have you done with the hostages?

Oh, they're just hanging out, on my web of doom!

Oh, no!

I crocheted it myself.

"Help us!" "Help me first!" "So sticky!"

You better call tech support

'cause this web's about to crash!

(laughing)

Beware!

Just like a real spiderweb, the strands are sticky.

Uh-oh.

(grunting)

Now's our chance, McCuddles! Huh?

Got problems of my own over here!

It's Zhuper Girl to the rescue!

Yay!

Whoa!

Oof! Thanks!

Whoa!

Whoo-hoo! Yes! Now let's go save the hostages.

(blowing raspberry)

Ha ha! Defeating Arach-Nums

was mere child's play for Zhuper Girl!

Will the next villain be more of a challenge?

Let's find out!

I'm also the narrator.

Someone left the freezer open!

Pipsqueak: It was Count Chunkula!

"I have robbed the bank of all the fruity pops.

"Find me before I bite them all.

"Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha.

P.S.: You're out of chocolate milk."

Frankie: He probably went that way!

To the basement, Zhuper Girl!

Yes!

(grunting)

Whoa!

I'm so glad you found me.

Whew, all that blood went to my head.

I am very dizzy.

En garde!

The fruity pops!

Don't you melt on me! Don't you melt on me!

Here it comes!

-A-ha! -(screams)

(grunting)

-Whoa! -(grunting)

(laughs, groans)

You got me!

So cold. I must have eaten, like, eight fruity pops.

The blue ones, they're supposed to be raspberry,

but they're blue!

Never understood!

(groaning)

Well, that was fun!

Hey, next time, can I be Zhuper Girl and you be Chunkula?

Thanks, but I'll stick to hero-ing.

I bet I'm ready to take down a real supervillain!

(laughs) How cool would that be?

Well, I guess we'll never know.

(static crackling)

Huh?

Behold. It is I, Dr. Thermostat!

I alone control the weather in this house.

(laughing)

Winter's about to come early!

Cool!

Not cool. Freezing!

(laughing)

(shivering)

Is it just me, or did Squiggles really step up his game?

Yeah, but no plastic teeth, so--

(laughing)

Clinging for warmth is nice,

but clearly, we need to stop him!

(laughing)

I'll sneak into his lair and get the jump on him!

-I think not. -(beep)

(grunting)

Whoa!

Time out!

Mom and Dad might get mad if we fill the house with snow,

just saying.

Whew. Sure is hot today.

You said it.

Um, it's getting pretty cold in here, Squiggles.

(laughing)

Who's Squiggles?

I'm Dr. Thermostat!

And I can stop right now

if Zhuper Girl reveals her true identity!

-(laughing) -Enough!

Knock it off or else--

No, no, this is great!

He's just like a real villain!

I will never reveal my true identity!

You tell 'em, Frankie!

(grunting)

We got this, guys!

To his secret lair-- To the wheelhouse!

Making progress, are we?

Well, you're about to be stopped cold!

(laughing)

The stairs are covered in ice!

(groaning) Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa...

It'll take more than ice to stop Zhuper Girl!

Whoa!

Oh, don't worry! I just happen to have more!

(laughing)

One moment, please.

-Uh-oh! -(laughing)

(gasping)

You'll have to do better than that!

Ow! This is pretty good though.

Huh?

-No! -Wait! Where's Chunk?

(muffled) Uh, guys?

I need a little help here.

Uh, you wait here and make sure no one follows us.

Okay!

Wait.

Now we've got you, Dr. Thermostat!

Correction: It is I who has you!

(laughing)

Hope you like my tornado room,

a gift just for you!

-Whoa! -(grunting)

I know it's rude to say you don't like a gift but...

-(screams) -This is getting kind of dangerous, Squiggles.

I think it's time to stop. Like, seriously.

Nice try, Zhuper Girl! I won't be fooled that easy!

I miss Suspender Boy.

I don't think we're gonna win this one.

You're right!

I'll just have to give him what he wants: my secret identity!

(laughing)

Oh, no, my mask has blown off!

I hope Dr. Thermostat doesn't come out

and see my true identity!

What?

I'll finally know the identity of Zhuper Girl?

(laughing)

Huh?

(grunting)

I surrender!

Both: Zhuper Girl saves the day!

I hope I provided a sufficient challenge.

Are you kidding? I loved it!

You made me feel like a real hero, like, for reals!

Oh! Well, that's a relief.

Whoo! Nailed him!

What? I just got here.

And then I totally won. So, I'm totally a superhero now.

And it'll only take a few weeks to fix the thermostat!

That's great, sweetie. "Thermostat"?

Uh-oh. We're out of mustard.

This is a job for--

Oh, found it.

Easy there, kiddo. Even superheroes need to rest.

But evil never sleeps!

(Zhus snoring)

Except when it does.

(snoring)

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