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01x01 - Happy Bounciversary/Say It Don't Spray It

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The ZhuZhus". Aired: September 12, 2016 – July 24, 2019.*
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8-year-old[9] Frankie Pamplemousse, who lives in Anytown[10] with her parents who run a plumbing home business called Pamplemouse Plumbing.

01x01 - Happy Bounciversary/Say It Don't Spray It

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hey let me tell you about my friends

they're my best friends my zuzu heads

they can talk dance and sing they can do

about anything pit squeak always plays

it cool to mr squiggles science rules

num nums looks before she leaves chunk

has style and loves to eat and i'm polly

polly and the zuzu pets our adventures

are the very

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could you pass the jam please oh and

happy anniversary here you go and happy

anniversary to you too

it's your anniversary cool

what you gonna do same thing we do every

year ooh dinner at the food and eat then

home to watch some television

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[Applause]

boom

anniversary special

sounds like a pretty boring way to

celebrate now finish your breakfast

slowpoke

time to start the day

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48 seconds new record

you have ideas

i can see it what's going on what are we

doing mom and dad work so hard to make

every day great for us they sure do

and i wouldn't be here if they didn't

get married you sure wouldn't so

we're going to give them the best

anniversary celebration everybody

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we've got a lot of work to do people

hamsters

let's go

how are we doing this week right on

schedule hey guys

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that's enough balloons and just in time

let's get this party started

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the hell don't you look lovely paulie

hmm the sitter should have been here by

now we cancelled the center and your

dinner reservation

you did what you're kidding right nope

totally true and tonight you are not

going out tonight you celebrate your

anniversary in style

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will you please bring mom and dad to

their table um the table isn't quite

ready not a problem

would you care for some pre-dinner

refreshments

okay i am thirsty num nums will bring

you to the lounge this way please

well i check on your table

oh now this is fancy

welcome to the beverage station where

your thirst comes first hit me squiggs

it's okay we've got to

well that's unfortunate no worries we've

got backup

[Music]

most people don't use mayonnaise and

ketchup and fancy drinks but tonight is

special

wait to try it

[Music]

that's that's very eggy wow yes that's

exactly what i was going for eggy

your table will be ready soon

just enough time for a little music and

dancing

so romantic i bet it's just like your

wedding sorry i missed that by the way

but i wasn't born here two three four

[Music]

anniversary party of two your table is

now ready

tonight you get to be a king and queen

which means you need a castle

whoa

wow this is

whoa if you follow me i'll bounce you to

your table

[Music]

are you our waiter chunk

nope i'm just the bouncer

you walked right into that one

bit of bubbly soda for the happy couple

[Music]

tonight's menu

what's in the

sandwich surprise excellent choice two

sandwich surprises

[Music]

i never would have expected a slice of

cake in my sandwich that's what makes it

a surprise

well that's just dangerous

it's it's not

and

[Music]

i'll save now this is going great and i

couldn't have done it without my zoos

um

didn't there used to be a restaurant

around here

well there goes our dip and my parents

where's num nom

[Music]

i don't hear screaming probably because

they're too scared to scream

sorry no panicking or they haven't

noticed maybe we can get them back down

before they even know what happens and

when we tell them they'll laugh so hard

i mean this is bad i have an idea that

just might work but it's never been

tested how did you know

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what's that noise

i calculated the distance velocity and

angle of the castle and we have one shot

we have to hurry they keep getting

higher

so who's going up maybe the person whose

fault this is should go holly you'll

never fit in there

okay sure this is fine

don't forget when you get to the castle

you need to let out just a little air at

a time so that it lowers slowly and

safely

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there there

it's gonna be all right it sure doesn't

seem that way just think of this as a

big adventure some kind of cannonball is

headed straight towards us

i mean isn't this fun

made it you've hardly touched your

sandwiches we were really hard on those

[Music]

well he's got the plug way to go success

just a little air at a time and things

will be fine

[Music]

yep that seems to be what they're doing

we've got to follow them let's ride

[Music]

slow this thing down i will just enjoy

your meal

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[Applause]

oh

that's it

it's lowering safely now how

you do not want to know

um i wonder if pine trees can pop a

bouncy castle

[Music]

oh no no no no

[Music]

it oh to be a bouncy castle what could

go wrong

[Music]

i never thought i'd say this but i'm

running out of gas

just a little farther there's an open

field

[Music]

the field is so pointy

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[Applause]

you're safe we were so worried being a

hero is hungry work how about a picnic

[Music]

well you sure did give us an anniversary

we'll never forget

yeah it was quite an adventure and

that's exactly how we planned it all

right

precisely oh yeah totally my idea

how about next year we all go to dinner

together maybe to a restaurant that

doesn't float away deal sounds good

great idea splendid out

anyone else need a

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day at the toothpick

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rotten eggs

polly's tennis shoes

maybe a fancy cheese

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gather round it's presentation time

biggest stinkiest terrible is smallest

animalist

you mean skunk right is a wild animal

from the wild that releases a highly

odorous spray when threatened or

startled

saved by a large screaming hamster well

that sounds reasonable it sprays at any

sudden movement we're zuzu squiggles

sudden movements are all we make true

well that concludes my presentation

wow

having a furry stink b*mb in the house

is a bad idea we need to get rid of it

before polly gets home oh look he's

trying to hide he must be nervous

oh no does he spray when he's nervous

no

i said threatened or startled please pay

better attention during my presentations

i'm gonna go tell that skunk

everything's okay oh oh i would not

advise that hey better her than us

this could go wrong

hilariously wrong

hey there fella

you're okay

it's okay yeah yeah

oh

i knew it he's friendly

he obviously followed us back for a

reason friendship we can't just send him

back to the wild

may i point out that the very first

thing i said in my presentation was that

he is wild from the wild and he can make

the whole house smell like shoe soup for

weeks but he won't will you buddy

[Music]

see we can keep him as long as we never

let him get startled easy

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i'd really prefer to see how this plays

out

fine i never get to have any fun

[Music]

it's okay buddy that's polly she's not

gonna hurt you

is that his guy

so we can keep him forever oh num nums

he is cute but i don't think dad's gonna

let us keep a skunk we'll see about that

in closing i would add that this skunk

given the chance would be a fantastic

addition to this wonderful and loving

family so i beg you

look into your heart

please look into your heart that was

beautiful num nums so we can keep them

[Applause]

my dad got sprayed by skunk when he was

young and part of the wilderness teen

rangers he probably didn't keep that

skunk either nope and he had to camp out

in the backyard for two weeks until the

stink was gone oh we're not rejecting

him numbers we're taking him home to the

wild which i mentioned in my

presentation did anyone listen

[Music]

you guys can ride in the back with the

skunk

why won't i learn

that's my email address so we can keep

in touch

we're taking the skunk back home

so he's free to roam

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there there that wasn't so bad was it

huh what do we do we're lost and alone

and i'm hungry we're gonna be fine sure

we're lost in the woods but our new

friend will help us are you sure that he

will help

i'm sure he knows everything about

living in the wild he'll protect us and

even guide us back home we're going to

learn

okay then release the skunk

all right big fella bring us home

wow you really misjudged that guy but

but i thought we were friends it's okay

he's probably just going back to his

family we need to figure out how to do

the same

north is that way so if we go that way

we will eventually get to the north pole

which is exciting it's a weird plan but

it's the only one we've got let's march

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[Applause]

it's my fault i said they could ride in

the back and now they're lost and alone

in the woods

oh we'll find them honey

how

hey don't forget i was a wilderness teen

ranger

now let's go find the zoos thanks dad

wow that skunk didn't even look at you

chunk he just ran chunk ran and ran and

ran

it's probably still running junk watch

too soon

wiggles i wish i knew they were okay

harley the zoos are animals all animals

return to their natural survival

instincts in the wild

taxi

taxi

really you think you'll find a taxi

in the woods

hey maybe we should look for a pizza

place too

that'd be so great and highly unlikely

uh guys it's starting to get dark we

need to get to high ground and get a

better idea of where we are plus science

says it's safer if we get off the forest

floor let's climb this tree then

[Music]

those branches have no leaves uh i don't

think this is a tree

[Music]

something's coming

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we won't catch up to a moose paulie but

we can make it come to us really

how wilderness teen ranger dad reporting

for duty

[Music]

are you sure those are moose calls

because it sounds more like a walrus

walruses don't live in the forest paulie

they live in the ocean well then it's

going to take a really long time for one

to show up

have a little faith kiddo

[Music]

that is a moose call and if you don't

believe me ask him

hey

my zuzus

[Music]

oh i was so worried thank you for

bringing a zuzu's bag moves moose

boom

[Applause]

it was so scary the tree was alive that

skunk just took off i'm just so happy

you're safe these woods are scary oh

come on now the woods aren't scary when

i was a wilderness teen ranger i camped

out here all the time in fact why don't

we all camp out for the night

[Music]

actually let's just go home and camp out

in the backyard for a week or two until

the stink is gone yay

see i'm learning

good for you chunk

good for you oh

what is that smell

it's a squiggle oh yes

of course

it is

[Music]

hey

[Applause]